This is the thread about apples. If you love apples, this thread is for you. Post about your love for apples.
Apples are the most delicious fruits in the world, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an evil cannibal with a mind filled with evil thoughts.
Share your love for apples with everyone else, because all who love apples are welcomed and loved here.
What is an apple?
According to Wikipedia, an apple is a fruit. But who believes that crap? For all we know, an apple could be a vegetable. But, until science proves it wrong, an apple is a fruit.
Apples can be used as ingredients in anything. Even hot dogs and steak.
In all seriousness, apples really are used in many things, such as: Apple pie, Apple juice, apple cider, apple sauce, caramel apples and others.
Apples also have many different kinds. Things such as Granny Smith and Pink Lady.
Apples are grown on trees. Amazing, no?
Apples are loved by the Shinigami, Ryuk from Death Note. Apples are also loved by Holo from Spice and Wolf.
Wikipedia on: Apples
The following is the main article on Wikipedia for apples: The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae). It is one of the most widely cultivated tree fruits, and the most widely known of the many members of genus Malus that are used by humans.The tree originated in Western Asia, where its wild ancestor, the Alma, is still found today. There are more than 7,500 known cultivars of apples, resulting in a range of desired characteristics. Cultivars vary in their yield and the ultimate size of the tree, even when grown on the same rootstock.
At least 55 million tonnes of apples were grown worldwide in 2005, with a value of about $10 billion. China produced about 35% of this total. The United States is the second-leading producer, with more than 7.5% of world production. Iran is third, followed by Turkey, Russia, Italy and India.
Pictures of Apples
If you are still confused on what an apple is, here are some pictures:
So, now it is time for you to share your thoughts on apples.
My apologies. I typed this thread up once, but it was erased accidentally. This thread is very bad in comparison to my first one.
I just found a text document I made when I was about 8 years old, and it happens to be about apples. I was trying to clear out my hard drive the other day, starting with all the text documents. I happened to stumble upon this. I forget exactly why I made it, but I know I was gonna do something with it. So here it is:
"Hi there. Well I don't really want to say my name, so uh, find out yourself. Now I just came here to talk about how much I like apples. I truly admire them, they are a treat when I am sad. Now often I hear people telling me that bananas are much better, but I think not. I hear them say "Oh well you must have never eaten a banana before" Well this is to all you people who say that - I HAVEN'T, but I predict they taste pretty awful"
That made me laugh.
EDIT: I'm pretty sure I was gonna record my voice in Audacity and make it sound really deep and weird. I don't know why, but I think I was gonna post it on Youtube.
This is the thread about apples. If you love apples, this thread is for you. Post about your love for apples.
Apples are the most delicious fruits in the world, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an evil cannibal with a mind filled with evil thoughts.
Share your love for apples with everyone else, because all who love apples are welcomed and loved here.
According to Wikipedia, an apple is a fruit. But who believes that crap? For all we know, an apple could be a vegetable. But, until science proves it wrong, an apple is a fruit.
Apples can be used as ingredients in anything. Even hot dogs and steak.
In all seriousness, apples really are used in many things, such as: Apple pie, Apple juice, apple cider, apple sauce, caramel apples and others.
Apples also have many different kinds. Things such as Granny Smith and Pink Lady.
Apples are grown on trees. Amazing, no?
Apples are loved by the Shinigami, Ryuk from Death Note. Apples are also loved by Holo from Spice and Wolf.
The following is the main article on Wikipedia for apples: The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae). It is one of the most widely cultivated tree fruits, and the most widely known of the many members of genus Malus that are used by humans.The tree originated in Western Asia, where its wild ancestor, the Alma, is still found today. There are more than 7,500 known cultivars of apples, resulting in a range of desired characteristics. Cultivars vary in their yield and the ultimate size of the tree, even when grown on the same rootstock.
At least 55 million tonnes of apples were grown worldwide in 2005, with a value of about $10 billion. China produced about 35% of this total. The United States is the second-leading producer, with more than 7.5% of world production. Iran is third, followed by Turkey, Russia, Italy and India.
If you are still confused on what an apple is, here are some pictures:
My apologies. I typed this thread up once, but it was erased accidentally. This thread is very bad in comparison to my first one.
Golden Delicious
Gala
Good Tier
Red Delicious
Honeycrisp
Okay Tier
Fuji
Braeburn
McIntosh
**** tier
Granny Smith
Oh **** ******, What The **** Are You Doing Tier
Crab Apples
Let me go facewall until my brain explodes.
Yeah they're okay I guess.
It was spawned from a conversation in the chat thread.
"Hi there. Well I don't really want to say my name, so uh, find out yourself. Now I just came here to talk about how much I like apples. I truly admire them, they are a treat when I am sad. Now often I hear people telling me that bananas are much better, but I think not. I hear them say "Oh well you must have never eaten a banana before" Well this is to all you people who say that - I HAVEN'T, but I predict they taste pretty awful"
That made me laugh.
EDIT: I'm pretty sure I was gonna record my voice in Audacity and make it sound really deep and weird. I don't know why, but I think I was gonna post it on Youtube.