Dude, it's called a period... Use it...
Seriously, i counted three in that entire thing, and they weren't even dotting the sentence end. Also, that ugly girl? yeah, you should ahve at least given that a shot. You liked her before, just because she wasn't hawt doesn't mean you need to break it off so completely.
Seriously though, PUNCTUATION! It is your FRIEND!
Here's what I am going to do: Highlight a select amount of points where I realised that no girl should EVER look fro a meaningful relationship with you, where you seem like a total ass hole, etc. Also, for the sake of everyone else, I WILL be adding at least some punctuation to the parts I select. Think of it as a select reading from a very good book.I am also removing this obnoxious font.
So I feel bad when I think of myself as a man *****
Stop. if you think of yourself as a man *****,t hat's sign #1 that no girl should look for you for anything but a '**** buddy'.
Anyways 3 years ago i fell in love with a girl
Stop once more. You've been hinting at being about 16, 3 years ago you would be 13 or there about. It is highly doubtful from what I have read that you were in love.
so I tried to move on with this other girl
Stop. You weren't in love with such a hasty recovery.
but she was ugly
Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up a minute. you ahd sucha great connection with this girl but she was "Ugly" so it wouldn't happen? Hmmm...
which was one of my concerns
And BAM! nowyou seem like such an ass hole.
a day later we would make up and everything would be okay again
...Is this how relationships are supposed to work? If so me and my Girl freind are in a terrible relationship...
so we kept it a secret
...Thats not healthy nor is it happy.
after a week we had fallen in love with each other
LOL ROFLMAO!
so i would go see her on her break at work
I am sensing a real age difference here, how old was she/you when you two were "In love"?
she said I needed to move on and that she didn't love me
The only bigger hint would have been a large beeping 'Get over me' sign above her head... Sorry dude.
(but in a more spelled wrong and bad grammar way)
... Yes.
so we had a nice conversation about how i am way stonger than both of them (which is true lol)
Egotistical ass-hole alert just flashed real big, pal. keep that kind of stuff to yourself; you're asking for help, not showing off your e-peen.
first thing i noticed was that she was boobilishus [sp]
And un-dateable ...For lack of a better word "*****" pops into mind. Also, yes you did not spell Boobilicious correctly (I probably didn't either, but I am closer) also, I don't tihnk that a word.Moving on.
lol I mean huge boobs
No way in hell would any girl who heard you talking like that date you.
I was like I'm going to date her, maybe get lucky :wink.gif:
Digging that un-dateable hole deeper here...
i finially got to see em and they were double D's :biggrin.gif:
I have the INCREDIBLE urge to doubt the truth of this statementm entirely. Sorry, it didn't happen 9at least not in my book)
she said I was a heartless b****
Did I not JUST say...?
so I blocked her on facebook and never sent the necklace
Please imagine the price is right failed game noise here. At least be a good guy about it.
(btw the necklace is my step-brothers its the last thing i have of him, he's in the army...)
Whoa! BACK UP! You were willing to give that up for a chance at boob? Mmhm...
I'm getting older so I dont know how much longer I'm gonna be good looking and dateable
I have...Words cannot...What....
My god dude. MY GOD!
I'm good looking (I deleted it by accident. oopsie!)
Egotistical much?
i am really nice, im not a jerk or anything
This entire story has filled me with even more doubt about the autenticity of this statement, even more so about the one with big-boob girl (I can't remember her name)
i do indeed have a 6 pack
Doubt.
i have a sister that is a bit older than me
Another year older, another year wiser. You should have asked her, not us.
END OF STORY
Ok, let's start here: i am not trying to be an ass hole (Maybe a little bit), just expressing my opinions. I never said you were a '*****" "Douche" or 'Ass-hole" i simply implied your story would illustrate to that effect.
So, what should you do: Don't know. I've never been in this situation, but i would ask my sister (You seem to be on fairly good terms with her), tell her EVERYTHING! Just print this story out, hand it to her, and ask her what to do. Tell her about fancy. Do not elave details out because they are embarassing (I mean the hard copy of this thread, all responses included). She can help you out so much more than we can. Chances are you are ignoring this advice becuase you did not like what you read in the snipets of your tale. trust me. Do it.
Insulting to women because they are seen as weaker and incapable of doing anything important.
Insulting to men as they are supposed to look after women and do EVERYTHING.
Insulting to women because they are seen as weaker and incapable of doing anything important.
Insulting to men as they are supposed to look after women and do EVERYTHING.
It is also the root of many double standards such as not hitting a girl, people considering female-on-male rape being a joke, and tons of other issues.
I agree on one thing, female-on-male rape would be considered a joke as everyone expects a guy not to be weak. :dry.gif:
On further note: Chivalry is not dead, it is in a coma. Although we are considering pulling the life support.
Yet the coma grows stronger with idiots like OP. Thank you Achruss. +Rep.
OP, your an ass and you know it, but if you really did have feelings for any of the girls (and they are fine with being emotionally abused) you should shoot yourself or move on. Theres not need to pull others into your shitty ring of "I'm EPIC, Your a loser ugly chick with huge tits"
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I didnt even read that mess of a post. Ever hear of a paragraph?
But to the people saying "OMGZ YOUR TOO YOUNG U SHOULDNT KNOE WATZ *****", all I can say is don't hate because you didn't lose your virginity when you were still a kid, if you even have...
I didnt even read that mess of a post. Ever hear of a paragraph?
But to the people saying "OMGZ YOUR TOO YOUNG U SHOULDNT KNOE WATZ *****", all I can say is don't hate because you didn't lose your virginity when you were still a kid, if you even have...
That sounds like a regretful statement. Care to confess something to us?
Also, I'm fairly certain there's things which have priority over paragraphs, such as periods. No pun intended.
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Insulting to women because they are seen as weaker and incapable of doing anything important.
Insulting to men as they are supposed to look after women and do EVERYTHING.
They ARE weaker(physically).
Chivalry is fine, stop being so overly politically correct...
Seriously, i counted three in that entire thing, and they weren't even dotting the sentence end. Also, that ugly girl? yeah, you should ahve at least given that a shot. You liked her before, just because she wasn't hawt doesn't mean you need to break it off so completely.
Seriously though, PUNCTUATION! It is your FRIEND!
I don't make spelling mistakes, I make new words
Stop. if you think of yourself as a man *****,t hat's sign #1 that no girl should look for you for anything but a '**** buddy'.
Stop once more. You've been hinting at being about 16, 3 years ago you would be 13 or there about. It is highly doubtful from what I have read that you were in love.
Stop. You weren't in love with such a hasty recovery.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up a minute. you ahd sucha great connection with this girl but she was "Ugly" so it wouldn't happen? Hmmm...
And BAM! nowyou seem like such an ass hole.
...Is this how relationships are supposed to work? If so me and my Girl freind are in a terrible relationship...
...Thats not healthy nor is it happy.
LOL ROFLMAO!
I am sensing a real age difference here, how old was she/you when you two were "In love"?
The only bigger hint would have been a large beeping 'Get over me' sign above her head... Sorry dude.
... Yes.
Egotistical ass-hole alert just flashed real big, pal. keep that kind of stuff to yourself; you're asking for help, not showing off your e-peen.
And un-dateable ...For lack of a better word "*****" pops into mind. Also, yes you did not spell Boobilicious correctly (I probably didn't either, but I am closer) also, I don't tihnk that a word.Moving on.
No way in hell would any girl who heard you talking like that date you.
Digging that un-dateable hole deeper here...
I have the INCREDIBLE urge to doubt the truth of this statementm entirely. Sorry, it didn't happen 9at least not in my book)
Did I not JUST say...?
Please imagine the price is right failed game noise here. At least be a good guy about it.
Whoa! BACK UP! You were willing to give that up for a chance at boob? Mmhm...
I have...Words cannot...What....
My god dude. MY GOD!
Egotistical much?
This entire story has filled me with even more doubt about the autenticity of this statement, even more so about the one with big-boob girl (I can't remember her name)
Doubt.
Another year older, another year wiser. You should have asked her, not us.
END OF STORY
Ok, let's start here: i am not trying to be an ass hole (Maybe a little bit), just expressing my opinions. I never said you were a '*****" "Douche" or 'Ass-hole" i simply implied your story would illustrate to that effect.
So, what should you do: Don't know. I've never been in this situation, but i would ask my sister (You seem to be on fairly good terms with her), tell her EVERYTHING! Just print this story out, hand it to her, and ask her what to do. Tell her about fancy. Do not elave details out because they are embarassing (I mean the hard copy of this thread, all responses included). She can help you out so much more than we can. Chances are you are ignoring this advice becuase you did not like what you read in the snipets of your tale. trust me. Do it.
Much love,
Achruss.
I don't make spelling mistakes, I make new words
I don't make spelling mistakes, I make new words
How the hell is Chivalry insulting?
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I agree on one thing, female-on-male rape would be considered a joke as everyone expects a guy not to be weak. :dry.gif:
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Yet the coma grows stronger with idiots like OP. Thank you Achruss. +Rep.
OP, your an ass and you know it, but if you really did have feelings for any of the girls (and they are fine with being emotionally abused) you should shoot yourself or move on. Theres not need to pull others into your shitty ring of "I'm EPIC, Your a loser ugly chick with huge tits"
I am all the more convinced that people who complain about problems like to pretend they didn't create them.
But to the people saying "OMGZ YOUR TOO YOUNG U SHOULDNT KNOE WATZ *****", all I can say is don't hate because you didn't lose your virginity when you were still a kid, if you even have...
Made me lol, rep for you.
That sounds like a regretful statement. Care to confess something to us?
Also, I'm fairly certain there's things which have priority over paragraphs, such as periods. No pun intended.
FFS, I am obviously wonderful.
O I SEE WAT U DID THAR
Im just saying, theres no age limit on sex. **** I know dudes who got head when they were 8 or 9 years old
They ARE weaker(physically).
Chivalry is fine, stop being so overly politically correct...
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What?!
The differences are HUGE, women cant gain nearly as much muscle as males can.