The very first thing I'd do is wake up. I'd sit up from my bed, vision as blurry as can be. I'd notice it whenever I did my routine eye-rubbing. I'd look down and SCREAM. Scream like you've never heard any human being scream before. Since I'm typically such an early-bird, I'd wake up everybody else in the house, as well.
Then, I'd have explaining to do. As well as convincing.
First, the obvious immature things, which I must admit that I WILL do them, then...
GET THE HOT WATER. Then just dump it on myself then pray that I turn back into a guy.
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Assuming everyone else suddenly believed/always known I was the alternate gender (like if I was in an alternate reality). Once I figured t out, put on the sexiest dress I could find.
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M: Did you hear something?
T: No
C: Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
M: Aww damn
I'd avenge my father's death by using my newfound assets to seduce the guards at the kingpin's mansion. After sleeping with them to gain access to the compound, i would silently slip out and backstab all the guards on my way to the kingpin's room. After slicing his floozy's necks, I would take him to my undergrougn torture chamber and perform all manner of crimes against humanity.
Explain it to everyone and continue on with my life, after learning how some things like peeing and periods work.
I would probably do a PROPER biological study on the differences between males and females because this would be the perfect opportunity for doing so.
I'm guessing my friends and parents would:
1: Not recognize me
2: After I convince them they would go crazy
3: After a couple of weeks/months everything will be back to normal, except for the obvious.
Whait - if you have a prosthesis before you change, will you keep it?
If yes: Convince people with my prosthesis (it has a serial number)
If no: Be happy because I no longer have my annoying prosthesis
And trying to forget about my habit of going to the men's room.
Masturbate to see if there is a difference..
GET THE HOT WATER. Then just dump it on myself then pray that I turn back into a guy.
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T: No
C: Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
M: Aww damn
i would tear myself up!
Meh, it's the internet.
Before all that though, i might masturbate.
They'd be all like
THE ****?
Then I would wait to see if anybody else noticed.
You know it's what everyone would do.
Calm down.
Make sure I'm attractive.
Immature stuff.
Edit: Iron Miner... movin on up ;D
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I would probably do a PROPER biological study on the differences between males and females because this would be the perfect opportunity for doing so.
I'm guessing my friends and parents would:
1: Not recognize me
2: After I convince them they would go crazy
3: After a couple of weeks/months everything will be back to normal, except for the obvious.
Hey, I resent that.
Oh, mature.... Ummmmmmm
Probably figure out what just happened to me XD
> implying I would do mature things, as either sex.
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
Whait - if you have a prosthesis before you change, will you keep it?
If yes: Convince people with my prosthesis (it has a serial number)
If no: Be happy because I no longer have my annoying prosthesis
And trying to forget about my habit of going to the men's room.