"just say yes" *jumps* "ok....what your doing there is jumping... uh uh you just jumped. nevermind, say apple" *jumps again* "ok you know what, thats close enough."
also
"....and its not out of the question that you have a veeerrrry minor case of serious brain damage."
and
( GLaDoS as potato)
"so, how are you doing? cause Im a Potato" (or something like that)
"Im positive its this way......oh wait its taht way"
Cave Jhonson: The lab boys tell me to stop making pre-recorded messages. That gives me an idea! Make more pre-recorded messages!
GLaDoS: Press the button!
Wheatley: Dont press the button!
GLaDoS: Press the button!
Wheatley: Dont press it!
GLaDoS: Press it!
Wheatly: I forbid you to press it!
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)
"Yeah, take the lemons! Burning ppl! He says what we're all thinking!"
Fatty. Adopted fatty.
Fatty fatty no-parents.
"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
"Fact: space does not exist."
*Shifty eyes*
50 litres of propulsion gel goes to the person who tells me wheres that in portal 2
"Its this way, im 100% positive about it......nope, not this way"
Not the funniest, but the one that stuck in my head most xD
I have two questions. Is magic real and are you a wizard?Could have swore I didn't see Portal in that title awhile ago..
Bam.
http://pcpartpicker.com/user/SteevyT/saved/21PI
"just say yes" *jumps* "ok....what your doing there is jumping... uh uh you just jumped. nevermind, say apple" *jumps again* "ok you know what, thats close enough."
also
"....and its not out of the question that you have a veeerrrry minor case of serious brain damage."
and
( GLaDoS as potato)
"so, how are you doing? cause Im a Potato" (or something like that)
"Im positive its this way......oh wait its taht way"
http://pcpartpicker.com/user/SteevyT/saved/21PI
"NOBODY'S GOING TO SPACE, MATE!"
GLaDoS: Press the button!
Wheatley: Dont press the button!
GLaDoS: Press the button!
Wheatley: Dont press it!
GLaDoS: Press it!
Wheatly: I forbid you to press it!
They told me if I turned this on I would DIE! I dunno why they even bother giving me all this stuff! It's pointless! Mad!
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)
"Yeah, take the lemons! Burning ppl! He says what we're all thinking!"