Anyone who's played the Spyro games on the PS2 and/or Xbox 360 knows that they were a mess compared to the first three games made by the team at Insomniac. But now...
Well...
Activision has done it again. And by 'done it', I mean brutally rape a series until it dies. Much like how Call of Duty was turned into a yearly re-skinning project. Except this time it's far worse.
...
...
*Sighs* I present to you...Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM.
Thank you Activision, I died a little on the inside know that you've crossed my favorite purple dragon with a deformed pug.
Basically, the legs are messed up, the head is weird, the snout is short, and the end result is like Spyro ended up in a car accident so he had plastic surgery.
I... I already knew of this. Spyro and Crash Bandicoot have morphed with my age, turning me into a jaded cynical gamer who hates mainstream games now.
It's twisted me, ruined me. I just can't trust the system anymore. It's why I became an indie gamer and why I am constantly skeptical of anything good happening.
EDIT: On second thought, only the face really looks all that bad. The character model is otherwise okay, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions.
Wiki: The game will allow players to transport real-world toys into virtual worlds across numerous gaming platforms. Wherever the toys are transported to, via consoles, mobile device apps or even the internet, all the scores, level-ups and achievements the characters have amassed will travel along with them. The action figures of Spyro and 31 of his friends all come with built-in unique powers. They enter the virtual worlds via the "Portal of Power" including the ability for two figures to be placed on the portal at once for cooperative or versus play.
9/11/2001
remove the zeroes and you get 21, get rid of the 9 and you have 1121 then add two more twos for luck and..
those are all the numbers needed to make 12/21/12.
oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Oh dear god, what have they done to you D:
There goes another piece of my childhood down the drain. Thankfully PSN has PSOne Classics so I was able to buy back Spyro 2 for less the $7, bringing back great memories.
And Spyro is supposed to look like this
or
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inFAMOUS 2 Hero Edition unboxing up on my channel!
Well...
Activision has done it again. And by 'done it', I mean brutally rape a series until it dies. Much like how Call of Duty was turned into a yearly re-skinning project. Except this time it's far worse.
...
...
*Sighs* I present to you...Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM.
Thank you Activision, I died a little on the inside know that you've crossed my favorite purple dragon with a deformed pug.
All other information you can get on this game you can just get from the Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylanders:_Spyro%27s_Adventure
It's twisted me, ruined me. I just can't trust the system anymore. It's why I became an indie gamer and why I am constantly skeptical of anything good happening.
EDIT: On second thought, only the face really looks all that bad. The character model is otherwise okay, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions.
That server's epicness is to big to fit in this sig.
You heard that, green and red.
Must, wipe, brain.
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My DeviantArt, so sexy
Wow.. he really does look like a pug!
Yet another great series, completely destroyed :'(
I ask the same question as you, what the **** have they done to Spyro?
There goes another piece of my childhood down the drain. Thankfully PSN has PSOne Classics so I was able to buy back Spyro 2 for less the $7, bringing back great memories.
And Spyro is supposed to look like this
or
That server's epicness is to big to fit in this sig.
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IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA