Hey guys, I'm pretty sure at some point we were playing a game, heard a character say something and was amazed by how hilarious/awesome/stupid it was. What do you consider to be the best video game quotes?
Mine are:
"I'm bringing the pain, and the pizza in 30 minutes or it's free." -Reaper (unit) (Starcraft2)
"Aww... Crap on a stick." -Dizzy (Gears of war 2)
Epic grammar mistakes:
'A WINNER IS YOU' - Pro Wrestling
'I feel asleep' - Metal gear
'Congratulation this story is happy end!' - Ghosts n' Goblins
'LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME' - Zelda
Epic funny quotes;
'The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?' - Bad Dudes
'Sorry I'm dead' - Monster Party
'A Slime draws near! Command?' - Dragon Quest - Also a minecraft reference, thought you guys would like.
'I am Error' - Zelda II - Actually refers to the guys name, but still ;D
Epic true quotes:
'Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.' - The Secret of Monkey Island
I was never as good as my totally not made up brother Zed... And were totally different people
-Dr Ned, Borderlands Add On: Zombie Island Of Dr Ned
...Based on actual battles that took place in japan... Now here is this giant enemy crab, we need to use bankai to flip it over for massive damage
-Sony E3 press conference 2006
I would have been your daddy but a dog beat me over the fence
-Seargant Johnson, Halo
Would you sign my PETITION
-postal 2
Theyll send in some wimps with motion sensors or something
-Sweetwater, Battlefield Bad Company 2
"Oh man, Princess Apricot has amazing hands. She did this thing with her hands, and it felt really good...."
-Random Citizen in Little King's Story. I think his name was Victor...
"When I joined the corps we didn't have no fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks, two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon, and we had to share the rock! Buck up boy, your one lucky marine." - Halo 2
Mine are:
"I'm bringing the pain, and the pizza in 30 minutes or it's free." -Reaper (unit) (Starcraft2)
"Aww... Crap on a stick." -Dizzy (Gears of war 2)
YUM YUM YUM!
**** YOU FIDO
- Sgt. Foley (Modern Warfare 2)
"Whatever."
- Squall (Final Fantasy 8)
"Grrr RESNOV!"
- Alex Mason (COD Black Ops)
"..."
- Steve (Minecraft)
THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN!!!111!1111 - Zombies D:
Take them back sam! - The Nazi Proffesor in Zombies
Also this site:
http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentalit ... e_quot.php
If your to lazy:
Epic grammar mistakes:
'A WINNER IS YOU' - Pro Wrestling
'I feel asleep' - Metal gear
'Congratulation this story is happy end!' - Ghosts n' Goblins
'LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME' - Zelda
Epic funny quotes;
'The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?' - Bad Dudes
'Sorry I'm dead' - Monster Party
'A Slime draws near! Command?' - Dragon Quest - Also a minecraft reference, thought you guys would like.
'I am Error' - Zelda II - Actually refers to the guys name, but still ;D
Epic true quotes:
'Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.' - The Secret of Monkey Island
Also above is from Duke Nukem :biggrin.gif:
Mama Mia! (Mario)
-Dr Ned, Borderlands Add On: Zombie Island Of Dr Ned
...Based on actual battles that took place in japan... Now here is this giant enemy crab, we need to use bankai to flip it over for massive damage
-Sony E3 press conference 2006
I would have been your daddy but a dog beat me over the fence
-Seargant Johnson, Halo
Would you sign my PETITION
-postal 2
Theyll send in some wimps with motion sensors or something
-Sweetwater, Battlefield Bad Company 2
- Professor Oak, Pokémon FRLG
- Billy Strayhorn
I assume he has never heard of Cannibal Corpse.
Visari's speeches in The Killzone Series.
Calzoneman: Word!
i lold cos im immature
Haggs: "That is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life."
Good ol' Bad Company 2 :biggrin.gif:
-Random Citizen in Little King's Story. I think his name was Victor...
Well I killed him after that.
That's all that matters.
I laughed so hard when he said that.
-Conker
THAT'S GORDON FREEMAN'S LINE, TOO!
Gordon, Do you have any comment on this?
"..."
- Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
"SON OF A ****!" - Bulletstorm