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"Hey...uh...could I have the bow? I'm really good with ranged weapons, especially bows."

"Thanks," I say as I take the bow.
I stare at the bow, admiring it.
't seen one of these in a long time.>

"Okay, thanks," I say as I put on a set of the armor.

"You will be cured. We won't let you get infected. I promise," I say in a slightly demanding tone.

"What can I do?," I say as I think for a minute.
<Maybe I can get some sort of fertilizer for the crops.>
"Have you seen any zombies that were...more decayed? Like skeletons, perhaps?"

"Okay, I'll check. I just remembered something about fertilizer. There is a kind of fertilizer called bonemeal, and it's made out of bones. I was thinking that if there were zombies that were decayed more, then I could easily...take their bones. It's gross, but it will help us survive."

An Arrow Thuds next to my head!"AAHHH"I yell while dodging another arrow.I throw my sword at the creature.It cuts it in half."Uh,Alex,I think I found what you need"I say looking at The Decapitated skeleton.I then Run to a Shore cliff and Blow Chunks Into The ocean out of disgust.

I drag the skeleton's body into the cave and smash the bones to pieces with a chunk of cobblestone. I sprinkle the bonemeal onto the wheat.
<This should help a lot.>

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((I have to go to school now.))

The Thing Dropped arrows and a Bow So I pick up the bow and arrows and go out to hunt chickensI see a...Wheat Farm?Ot wasn't Alexis as these were fully grown and not under ground.I yell into the shelter"Guy I'm going to check out that wheat field"I first slit the throng hrs of 6 Chickens and carry them into our shelter.I pluck them,Cut off thier heads and place the meat in a furnace with some coal and leave it to cook I then use the fresh feathers,Some sticks and all bit one of the bits of flint to make 3Stacks of arrows.I then Head toward the farm and see a....Church tower?

(I Found a Village)

"Here's another bow that I got off that skeleton,and some arrows too.And there is chicken in the furnacemif your hungry.im going to check out a sort of village."Rhen I go back over to the village and open a door.And staring back at me was...."Squidward!"I say falling over(I'm going to sleep)

I go to check on the crops, expecting them to be about half-grown. To my surprise, they are all way past full grown.
<What the?...>
I harvest the wheat and make five loaves of bread, with a little wheat left over. As I'm biting into one of them, I see Luke come up from one of his mines.
"You look exhausted. You should rest now. Here, have some bread," I say to Luke as I hand him one of the loaves.

"'To Hell and back.' That should be our new motto," I say jokingly as I eat some of the bread.

((Sorry for being gone for so long.))

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I walk out of the cave about a minute after Luke. I see an arrow fly by, and it hits a tree dead-center. I follow the arrow's path with my eyes, and I see Luke holding a crossbow.
"Impressive."

"Uhh...Where am I?I remember a squidward and...AHH!!"I screamed while scrabbling back."WHAT IS THAT THING!!!!!"It's robes we're the color of Turds.<Or dirt.whatever it is probably a farmer because it lives next to a field of Fully grown wheat.

"Oh"I say calming down."does that building have lava in it?."I chuck put what seems to be the blacksmiths house.Insee a chest.I look in and say"Whoa,Total jackpot."Then I Faint from amazement.((Inside is a set of diamond armor,a diamond sword,a diamond pick,Some pork chops and 4Golden apples.))

<Why do I keep Passing out?>I wake up and collect the things in the chest.I hand Luke the sword,Diamond Boots and pick,Blunz The Bread Diamond Leggings and helmet,And the rest I kept.I wait Until we get back to the shelter,then ask Luke is this apple could heal him.

"It's behind the shelter.But I heard that this kind of apple can cure Anything.Maybye this is easier,Maybye we don't have to Literaly go to Hell to cure you."

I see Luke and someone I can't remember the name of.
<He's...Mark...right? I don't know.>
Then I realize where they are.
"Is this a village? And is this a farm?," I ask Luke.

"What?"
I see a villager come out of its house. It has a huge nose, just like a famous fish from a great kids show.
"Oh, I get it. Because of the noses."
I take a closer look at one of the villagers.
<It seems clueless. I guess it won't mind if I just take some of this wheat.>
I go over to the farm and harvest the wheat.
"We aren't going to be starving soon, my friends," I say to no one in particular.

"I think we should get more prepared first. Maybe we could train or something. I don't know about you, but I'm fairly certain that Hell isn't going to be a walk in the park. It is Hell, after all."
I load an arrow into my bow and launch it at a large fish near the coast.
<Yeah, right. You can shoot, but you aren't Rambo.>
I walk over to the water, the walk taking some time because of the distance. Looking in the water, my heart almost skips a beat do to the sight of the pierced fish.
'm not Rambo. Rambo isn't this lucky.>
I pick up the fish and pull the arrow out of it.
<Seriously, that was quite a lucky shot.>