I take the Impala horn and the green paper, i twist all the green paper into a handle and put that on the impala horn, in an attempt to make an impala horn dagger. if that doesn't work, i just take the impala horn and stab an Eyezor in its face/pupil
I use Night Tour on the Gutless Eyezor and then Whack him with a worthless yellow rock. I then grab the blunt metaphor and the rest of the worthless rocks for later use.
I drink the rest of the bottle of laughter and while laughing, I charge the Eyezors with my chainmachatae and kill them.
If they are still alive, then I attempt to do it anyway
(hehehehe, hahahahah!!!!!!!!)
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
Well, there's not really enough of the laughter left for a HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO. It's more like a giggle, really. You regain 10 health.
If possible, i try to rob the Poké bank, holding the storeowner at impala-horn point while stuffing my pockets with various poké goods. if not, i just take all the orc guts into my inventory for later use. (also to keep them from despawning)
You head into the local Pokémart and stick your Impala Impaler in the storeowner's face. You manage to grab some Pokéballs, Potions, and assorted books before the police kick you out and take all your stuff.
Players The_Serpent - HP: 32/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None Conn6464 - HP: 86/100 - MP: 6/25 - Items in hand: x1 Backpack (Contents: None) x1 Laughing Swiss Army Chainmachete, x1 Flute of Pipe of Wind, x1 Bottle of Laughter (0% full), x1 Government (98% full) x1 Snot Bazooka (2/5 shots) x1 Antique Accordion, x1 Ratatatatatouille (Ammo: 14/15) x1 Blunt Metaphor, x1 Bottle of Goofballs - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP) Electroshock (5 MP) Keldeo - HP: 1/100 - MP: 20/25 - Items in hand: x1 Bananaphone - Spells: Air Slash (6 MP) BioShock_Rules - HP: 78/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Roasting Spit, x1 Stomach Pump - Spells: None TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 50/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) x1 Baseball Bat - Spells: None FlyingPig6789 - HP: 1/100 - MP: 16/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 1/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None _Sethykbro_ - HP: 71/100 - MP: 9/25 - Items in hand: Item Bestiary, x1 Protection Racket, x3 Worthless Yellow Rock, x1 Blunt Metaphor - Spells: Night Tour (8 MP) Protectorate_of_Pandas - HP: 41/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None MasterHalo937 - HP: 81/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None Mirkwood-elf - HP: 44/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None creepersgoboominscp - HP: 93/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None KhazgrimDoge - HP: 136/150 (Frostbitten for 2 more turns) (Poisoned for 3 more turns) - MP: 18/25 - Items in hand: x1 Gigantic Blank Check, x3 Big Gold Coin, x2 Big Green Paper, x1 Refrigerator, x7 Zorkmid, x2 Green Paper - Spells: Negativity (7 MP) TehPwnzor1337 - HP: 85/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None khang06fromminecraft - HP: 70/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None The Pro Legacy - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Tennis Racket - Spells: None huffpuff1337 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None Pokefan151 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace - Spells: None Jgrissino - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x2 Pokéball, x1 Potion, x1 The Art of Bar, x1 On the Evolution of Feces, x1 The Simpleton's Guide to Pokémon Cell Chemistry and Associated Aesthetics - Spells: None MinecraftSiegeEngineer - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Vomit Metaphor, x1 Worthless Yellow Rock, x1 Big Rock - Spells: None RedAbsol0 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
Items
x399 Pile of Orc Guts
x2 Dense Meat Stack
x16 Pile of Killer B Guts
x2 Balloon
x1 Harpoon Gun
x1 Jar of Jam
Item Bestiary
Special item. Electronic. Magical. Copies items and butts. Has 100 charges. Each copy uses 15 charges. Cannot be removed by normal means.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. Tastes like ham and pineapple.
Generic item. Electronic. Can be used to relay certain items between two separate paths.
Generic healing item. Use it to heal, or maybe to staunch bleeding.
Generic metal thing item. Metallic. Use it to build stuff or for "that's what she said" jokes.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. You can use it in a s'more.
Generic item. Electronic. Use for blowing out eardrums or drumming out ear-blows.
Generic item. Electronic. Glass. Breaks apart easily. Can be used as a light source if you provide power.
Generic explosive item. The scourge of eyes and police officers everywhere.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Might be phased out by the government eventually.
Generic currency item. Metallic. If you had one of these every time you won a game, you'd have two round gray coins.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Collect 100 of them and you'll get an extra life.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Small, yellow, and different.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. French people always have one in a bag when they get mugged.
Generic item. Organic. Can be used to tie things up, Scooby-Doo style.
Generic spellbook. Magical. Organic. Always grants the spell Technobabble.
Generic item. Organic. Irritating to the eyes and nose. Also has to catch them all.
Generic item. Organic. Useful for parties, or scattering around people's rooms to make cleaning up harder.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. Hard to open.
Generic explosive item. Metallic. Smells foul.
Generic item. Metallic. Can also be used as makeshift snow boots.
Generic spellbook. Magical. Organic. A boring spellbook.
Generic gun item. Metallic. Not as small as it looks.
Generic item. Electronic. Power up your car or other vehicle with this battery, even if it runs on oil.
Generic item. Electronic. Use it after eating at the Chum Bucket.
Generic explosive item. Organic. Metallic. And you thought these things smelled bad on the outside.
Generic item. Organic. Useful for making an anime TV show about Japanese zombie schoolgirls.
Generic explosive item. Metallic. Makes a loud bang, but not too useful for actual enemies.
Generic food item. Organic. A brownish bean, covered with some kind of gravy-like sauce. Friends with Rango.
Generic food item. Organic. Now that's just dirty.
Generic item. Organic. Don't put food down one of these.
Generic item. Organic. A leather boot, smelling of saltwater and athlete's foot.
Generic explosive item. Organic. Metallic. A chamois of guncotton, which is like gunpowder, but cotton. Like a dog, but not.
Generic explosive item. Metallic. Electronic. A small blue bomb that looks like a rocket.
Generic explosive item. Organic. Glass. What a waste of perfectly good alcohol!
Generic item. Organic. Looks suspiciously like green peas and chunks of meat.
Generic food item. Organic. It takes two of these.
Generic item. Metallic. Sold by penguins.
Special item. Organic. Use this to automatically run away from particularly strong baddies, but only if you're a LOSER.
Generic food item. Organic. Doesn't make you grow.
Generic food item. Organic. Fortunately, it doesn't taste bitter.
Generic food item. Organic. What's the difference between a soft-boiled and a hard-boiled egg? It doesn't even make sense!
Generic food item. Organic. A natural laxative.
Generic food item. Organic. You can haz cheezeburger?
Generic food item. Organic. Not for direct eating, but as a garnish to make stuff look good.
Generic food item. Organic. You'd go on a quest for this!
Generic food item. Organic. Metallic. Chomp on this and your muscles will hideously swell up to unrealistically huge proportions! Eat your veggies, kids.
Generic explosive item. Metallic. Use this quickly, or it'll start walking around.
Notes
- Current Raw Battlefield Conditions: None
- Current Total Battlefield Conditions: None
- Two Balloons appear!
- A Harpoon Gun appears!
- A Jar of Jam appears!
- The Pile of Eyezor Guts disappears!
- SuperSupermario24's Corpse disappears!
EGGS NEED LESS CLICKS! DRAGONS NEED MORE! CLICK THE PICTURE SO HE CAN GROW! IF YOU DON'T CLICK, HE DIES! IF HES HIDDEN IN FOG, HE NEEDS NO CLICKS AND IS SICK!
Guys, pay attention to who is using what. if you use a item, such as taking a dagger and stabbing something with it, then that dagger is put in your inventory. If you try to use something that someone has already used that round, you probably won't do anything.
I Take all the orc guts and pick through them, trying to find some sinew. Also, if the harpoon works by terraria logic (hits the enemy then comes back) i fire it again at the boss.
Guys, pay attention to who is using what. if you use a item, such as taking a dagger and stabbing something with it, then that dagger is put in your inventory. If you try to use something that someone has already used that round, you probably won't do anything.
I Take all the orc guts and pick through them, trying to find some sinew. Also, if the harpoon works by terraria logic (hits the enemy then comes back) i fire it again at the boss.
You sift through the orc guts and find a couple of stringy bits. You then deal another 12 damage.
Players The_Serpent - HP: 32/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None Conn6464 - HP: 96/100 - MP: 6/25 - Items in hand: x1 Backpack (Contents: None) x1 Laughing Swiss Army Chainmachete, x1 Flute of Pipe of Wind, x1 Bottle of Laughter (0% full), x1 Government (98% full) x1 Snot Bazooka (2/5 shots) x1 Antique Accordion, x1 Ratatatatatouille (Ammo: 14/15) x1 Blunt Metaphor, x1 Empty Bottle - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP) Electroshock (5 MP) Keldeo - HP: 1/100 - MP: 20/25 - Items in hand: x1 Bananaphone - Spells: Air Slash (6 MP) BioShock_Rules - HP: 78/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Roasting Spit, x1 Stomach Pump - Spells: None TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 50/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) x1 Baseball Bat - Spells: None FlyingPig6789 - HP: 1/100 - MP: 16/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 1/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None _Sethykbro_ - HP: 71/100 - MP: 1/25 - Items in hand: Item Bestiary, x1 Protection Racket, x3 Worthless Yellow Rock, x1 Blunt Metaphor - Spells: Night Tour (8 MP) Protectorate_of_Pandas - HP: 41/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None MasterHalo937 - HP: 81/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None Mirkwood-elf - HP: 44/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None creepersgoboominscp - HP: 93/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None KhazgrimDoge - HP: 136/150 (Frostbitten for 2 more turns) (Poisoned for 3 more turns) - MP: 18/25 - Items in hand: x1 Gigantic Blank Check, x3 Big Gold Coin, x2 Big Green Paper, x1 Refrigerator, x7 Zorkmid, x2 Green Paper - Spells: Negativity (7 MP) TehPwnzor1337 - HP: 85/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None khang06fromminecraft - HP: 70/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None The Pro Legacy - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Tennis Racket - Spells: None huffpuff1337 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None Pokefan151 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace - Spells: None Jgrissino - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x2 Pokéball, x1 Potion, x1 The Art of Bar, x1 The Simpleton's Guide to Pokémon Cell Chemistry and Associated Aesthetics, x1 Harpoon Gun - Spells: Monkey Throw (4 MP) MinecraftSiegeEngineer - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Vomit Metaphor, x1 Worthless Yellow Rock, x1 Big Rock - Spells: None RedAbsol0 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Half a Jar - Spells: None SuperSandvichMan - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
Items
x399 Pile of Orc Guts
x2 Dense Meat Stack
x14 Pile of Killer B Guts
x2 Balloon
x8 Goofball
x1 Ice Cream Cone
x1 Crystal Heart
x2 Ultra-Bitter Spray
Item Bestiary
Special item. Electronic. Magical. Copies items and butts. Has 100 charges. Each copy uses 15 charges. Cannot be removed by normal means.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. Tastes like ham and pineapple.
Generic item. Electronic. Can be used to relay certain items between two separate paths.
Generic healing item. Use it to heal, or maybe to staunch bleeding.
Generic metal thing item. Metallic. Use it to build stuff or for "that's what she said" jokes.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. You can use it in a s'more.
Generic item. Electronic. Use for blowing out eardrums or drumming out ear-blows.
Generic item. Electronic. Glass. Breaks apart easily. Can be used as a light source if you provide power.
Generic explosive item. The scourge of eyes and police officers everywhere.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Might be phased out by the government eventually.
Generic currency item. Metallic. If you had one of these every time you won a game, you'd have two round gray coins.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Collect 100 of them and you'll get an extra life.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Small, yellow, and different.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. French people always have one in a bag when they get mugged.
Generic item. Organic. Can be used to tie things up, Scooby-Doo style.
Generic spellbook. Magical. Organic. Always grants the spell Technobabble.
Generic item. Organic. Irritating to the eyes and nose. Also has to catch them all.
Generic item. Organic. Useful for parties, or scattering around people's rooms to make cleaning up harder.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. Hard to open.
Generic explosive item. Metallic. Smells foul.
Generic item. Metallic. Can also be used as makeshift snow boots.
Generic spellbook. Magical. Organic. A boring spellbook.
Generic gun item. Metallic. Not as small as it looks.
Generic item. Electronic. Power up your car or other vehicle with this battery, even if it runs on oil.
Generic item. Electronic. Use it after eating at the Chum Bucket.
Generic explosive item. Organic. Metallic. And you thought these things smelled bad on the outside.
Generic item. Organic. Useful for making an anime TV show about Japanese zombie schoolgirls.
Generic explosive item. Metallic. Makes a loud bang, but not too useful for actual enemies.
Generic food item. Organic. A brownish bean, covered with some kind of gravy-like sauce. Friends with Rango.
Generic food item. Organic. Now that's just dirty.
Generic item. Organic. Don't put food down one of these.
Generic item. Organic. A leather boot, smelling of saltwater and athlete's foot.
Generic explosive item. Organic. Metallic. A chamois of guncotton, which is like gunpowder, but cotton. Like a dog, but not.
Generic explosive item. Metallic. Electronic. A small blue bomb that looks like a rocket.
Generic explosive item. Organic. Glass. What a waste of perfectly good alcohol!
Generic item. Organic. Looks suspiciously like green peas and chunks of meat.
Generic food item. Organic. It takes two of these.
Generic item. Metallic. Sold by penguins.
Special item. Organic. Use this to automatically run away from particularly strong baddies, but only if you're a LOSER.
Generic food item. Organic. Doesn't make you grow.
Generic food item. Organic. Fortunately, it doesn't taste bitter.
Generic food item. Organic. What's the difference between a soft-boiled and a hard-boiled egg? It doesn't even make sense!
Generic food item. Organic. A natural laxative.
Generic food item. Organic. You can haz cheezeburger?
Generic food item. Organic. Not for direct eating, but as a garnish to make stuff look good.
Generic food item. Organic. You'd go on a quest for this!
Generic food item. Organic. Metallic. Chomp on this and your muscles will hideously swell up to unrealistically huge proportions! Eat your veggies, kids.
Generic explosive item. Metallic. Use this quickly, or it'll start walking around.
Notes
- Current Raw Battlefield Conditions: None
- Current Total Battlefield Conditions: None
- An Ice Cream Cone appears!
- A Crystal Heart appears!
- Two Ultra-Bitter Sprays appear!
- Two Killer B Guts disappear!
Now im fighting generic objects? XD This game is so random.
Save I have decent HP now, I stop my healing song and instead play some song to speed up the tesla cranes charging (What would it be? dubstep or something?)
I throw my accordian onto the ground for the others to use.
I do that generic superjump thing to jump up into the air where I am somehow genericaly suspended and while doing my laugh (hehehahahhehehoh) I send out my electroshock to envelop all of the generic objects.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Ever had something (or somebody) on your railroad that you did not want there?
I use the crystal heart for myself Then, i cover my harpoon projectile with ultra-bitter spray and shoot a generic object in what most resembles an eye!
I start to whack the worthless yellow rock into the blunt metaphor using my protection racket. I then throw the ice cream cone at one of the generic objects.
You craft an Impala Impaler and kill an Eyezor!
Impala horn? What impala horn? You steal Keldeo's Diamace!
You eat the entire stack of raw meat! 1000 pieces worth! You regain 10 health and then catch salmonella.
You kill him!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
Well, there's not really enough of the laughter left for a HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO. It's more like a giggle, really. You regain 10 health.
You look around for a blunt metaphor, but you can't find it like you can never grok a jive, me hearties. Wait, that would be a simile.
You start jonesing for a john. You haven't had a leak since 30 seconds ago.
You head into the local Pokémart and stick your Impala Impaler in the storeowner's face. You manage to grab some Pokéballs, Potions, and assorted books before the police kick you out and take all your stuff.
They're dead! Also there are no sticks or impala horns!
Hostiles: The boss appears! Everyone is revived!
Allies: The Pokédoll is batted away by the boss! The Tesla Crane charges...
Wave 5
x1 Perfectly Generic Boss [HP: 500/500 | AM: 25/25 | AT: 50] Generic Regeneration (Regains 30 health every update)
Allies
x1 Tesla Crane [HP: 60/60 | AT: 25 | Charge: 22%]
Players
The_Serpent - HP: 32/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None
Conn6464 - HP: 86/100 - MP: 6/25 - Items in hand: x1 Backpack (Contents: None) x1 Laughing Swiss Army Chainmachete, x1 Flute of Pipe of Wind, x1 Bottle of Laughter (0% full), x1 Government (98% full) x1 Snot Bazooka (2/5 shots) x1 Antique Accordion, x1 Ratatatatatouille (Ammo: 14/15) x1 Blunt Metaphor, x1 Bottle of Goofballs - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP) Electroshock (5 MP)
Keldeo - HP: 1/100 - MP: 20/25 - Items in hand: x1 Bananaphone - Spells: Air Slash (6 MP)
BioShock_Rules - HP: 78/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Roasting Spit, x1 Stomach Pump - Spells: None
TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 50/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) x1 Baseball Bat - Spells: None
FlyingPig6789 - HP: 1/100 - MP: 16/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 1/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
_Sethykbro_ - HP: 71/100 - MP: 9/25 - Items in hand: Item Bestiary, x1 Protection Racket, x3 Worthless Yellow Rock, x1 Blunt Metaphor - Spells: Night Tour (8 MP)
Protectorate_of_Pandas - HP: 41/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
MasterHalo937 - HP: 81/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
Mirkwood-elf - HP: 44/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
creepersgoboominscp - HP: 93/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
KhazgrimDoge - HP: 136/150 (Frostbitten for 2 more turns) (Poisoned for 3 more turns) - MP: 18/25 - Items in hand: x1 Gigantic Blank Check, x3 Big Gold Coin, x2 Big Green Paper, x1 Refrigerator, x7 Zorkmid, x2 Green Paper - Spells: Negativity (7 MP)
TehPwnzor1337 - HP: 85/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
khang06fromminecraft - HP: 70/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
The Pro Legacy - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Tennis Racket - Spells: None
huffpuff1337 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
Pokefan151 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace - Spells: None
Jgrissino - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x2 Pokéball, x1 Potion, x1 The Art of Bar, x1 On the Evolution of Feces, x1 The Simpleton's Guide to Pokémon Cell Chemistry and Associated Aesthetics - Spells: None
MinecraftSiegeEngineer - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Vomit Metaphor, x1 Worthless Yellow Rock, x1 Big Rock - Spells: None
RedAbsol0 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
Items
x399 Pile of Orc Guts
x2 Dense Meat Stack
x16 Pile of Killer B Guts
x2 Balloon
x1 Harpoon Gun
x1 Jar of Jam
Item Bestiary
- Current Raw Battlefield Conditions: None
- Current Total Battlefield Conditions: None
- Two Balloons appear!
- A Harpoon Gun appears!
- A Jar of Jam appears!
- The Pile of Eyezor Guts disappears!
- SuperSupermario24's Corpse disappears!
Complipedia
I take an Impala horn and scream "BOOPITY BOP" and throw it at the boss and run and retreve it
CLICK THE PICTURE SO HE CAN GROW! IF YOU DON'T CLICK, HE DIES! IF HES HIDDEN IN FOG, HE NEEDS NO CLICKS AND IS SICK!
I is a "Doge"
doge
Feeling generous? Well make sure to hit that little green button at the bottom left!
Hahegeghehe
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
There is no impala horn. There is only Zune. But there isn't any Zune either, so yeah.
You deal 12 damage! You gain the skill Monkey Throw!
What Coin Gun? There's no Coin Gun here.
12 damage.
You look around for the harpoon gun, but Jgrissino has already taken it.
One post per 12 hours.
ayup
You tire the boss out and smack it for 12 damage.
You empty your bottle of goofballs, which is probably a better idea than using them. Then you heal yourself.
12 damage! The jar breaks and the jam falls out.
13 damage.
Hehahghghgaeagrhgh
You sift through the orc guts and find a couple of stringy bits. You then deal another 12 damage.
12 damage.
Hostiles: The Perfectly Generic Boss extrudes a sphere of generic objects!
Allies: The Tesla Crane charges up...
Wave 5
x1 Perfectly Generic Boss [HP: 427/500 | AM: 15/25 | AT: 50] Generic Regeneration (Regains 30 health every update) Sleepy for 4 more turns
x10 Perfectly Generic Object [HP: 20/20 | AT: 10] Protecting Perfectly Generic Boss
Allies
x1 Tesla Crane [HP: 60/60 | AT: 25 | Charge: 27%]
Players
The_Serpent - HP: 32/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None
Conn6464 - HP: 96/100 - MP: 6/25 - Items in hand: x1 Backpack (Contents: None) x1 Laughing Swiss Army Chainmachete, x1 Flute of Pipe of Wind, x1 Bottle of Laughter (0% full), x1 Government (98% full) x1 Snot Bazooka (2/5 shots) x1 Antique Accordion, x1 Ratatatatatouille (Ammo: 14/15) x1 Blunt Metaphor, x1 Empty Bottle - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP) Electroshock (5 MP)
Keldeo - HP: 1/100 - MP: 20/25 - Items in hand: x1 Bananaphone - Spells: Air Slash (6 MP)
BioShock_Rules - HP: 78/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Roasting Spit, x1 Stomach Pump - Spells: None
TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 50/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) x1 Baseball Bat - Spells: None
FlyingPig6789 - HP: 1/100 - MP: 16/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 1/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
_Sethykbro_ - HP: 71/100 - MP: 1/25 - Items in hand: Item Bestiary, x1 Protection Racket, x3 Worthless Yellow Rock, x1 Blunt Metaphor - Spells: Night Tour (8 MP)
Protectorate_of_Pandas - HP: 41/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
MasterHalo937 - HP: 81/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
Mirkwood-elf - HP: 44/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
creepersgoboominscp - HP: 93/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
KhazgrimDoge - HP: 136/150 (Frostbitten for 2 more turns) (Poisoned for 3 more turns) - MP: 18/25 - Items in hand: x1 Gigantic Blank Check, x3 Big Gold Coin, x2 Big Green Paper, x1 Refrigerator, x7 Zorkmid, x2 Green Paper - Spells: Negativity (7 MP)
TehPwnzor1337 - HP: 85/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
khang06fromminecraft - HP: 70/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
The Pro Legacy - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Tennis Racket - Spells: None
huffpuff1337 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
Pokefan151 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace - Spells: None
Jgrissino - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x2 Pokéball, x1 Potion, x1 The Art of Bar, x1 The Simpleton's Guide to Pokémon Cell Chemistry and Associated Aesthetics, x1 Harpoon Gun - Spells: Monkey Throw (4 MP)
MinecraftSiegeEngineer - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Vomit Metaphor, x1 Worthless Yellow Rock, x1 Big Rock - Spells: None
RedAbsol0 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Half a Jar - Spells: None
SuperSandvichMan - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
Items
x399 Pile of Orc Guts
x2 Dense Meat Stack
x14 Pile of Killer B Guts
x2 Balloon
x8 Goofball
x1 Ice Cream Cone
x1 Crystal Heart
x2 Ultra-Bitter Spray
Item Bestiary
- Current Raw Battlefield Conditions: None
- Current Total Battlefield Conditions: None
- An Ice Cream Cone appears!
- A Crystal Heart appears!
- Two Ultra-Bitter Sprays appear!
- Two Killer B Guts disappear!
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Save I have decent HP now, I stop my healing song and instead play some song to speed up the tesla cranes charging (What would it be? dubstep or something?)
I throw my accordian onto the ground for the others to use.
I do that generic superjump thing to jump up into the air where I am somehow genericaly suspended and while doing my laugh (hehehahahhehehoh) I send out my electroshock to envelop all of the generic objects.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
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I scoop up all of the Orc Guts I possibly can and shove them in my trousers!