Alright I get a badass dragon as my pet. Together we shall rule the land and the sky!
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1 Year ago the military was on the losing side of the war. All seemed bleak until one soldier brought a penguin in to training. They had trained that penguin in the use of explosives and sent him out into the field. They had thought that they had won but the agent went rouge. Now he only lives on as a legend, the legend of ShotgunPenguin.
Alright, you could sleep on this newspaper over here, your water bowl is over there, and if you need to use the restroom, over there is the doggie-door.
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I SUPPORT COMIC SANS
I am not just a head, I have a body too you know.
Alright we're going to need to do something about those eyes......
*Puts on blindfold*
Great now lets go for a walk.
*Walks off of a cliff*
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1 Year ago the military was on the losing side of the war. All seemed bleak until one soldier brought a penguin in to training. They had trained that penguin in the use of explosives and sent him out into the field. They had thought that they had won but the agent went rouge. Now he only lives on as a legend, the legend of ShotgunPenguin.
Well look at that. My pet has a watermelon. I guess I don't have to find her right now then. I didn't even know that I had a human as a pet. Oh well...
Roflyx. Do you want a free cat?
I am not just a head, I have a body too you know.
*Puts on blindfold*
Great now lets go for a walk.
*Walks off of a cliff*
Hey guess what? I'm a mouse. And female.
NO NO NO DON'T RUN!
*gets dragged behind*
I am not just a head, I have a body too you know.
I didn't even know that I had a human as a pet. Oh well...
Sword Art Online - Kirito