"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
There's just one problem. I would rather keep you as a friend than as a pet. I don't think you would like about the idea of me owning you so... I would just let you go free.
There's just one problem. I would rather keep you as a friend than as a pet. I don't think you would like about the idea of me owning you so... I would just let you go free.
Put me a collar and treat me well, I got nothing to do of my days anyway...
With internets.
gg I won the best pet contest.
Muahahaha.
No!
Stay fluffy~
appearances are deceiving. i swear i am really friendly.
.. well, that is until you make me angry. oh, did i also mention that i don't have a soul and i am a sentient doll?
I know I'll get no pleasure from any activities with you
that are kinky or not, so please, leave.
I dare you to say that one more time.
OT: Err, you can go. You don't have to stay with me.
appearances are deceiving. i swear i am really friendly.
.. well, that is until you make me angry. oh, did i also mention that i don't have a soul and i am a sentient doll?
If I can use these mounds as pillow, yeah.
OT : Fine... *Leaves*
GROSS ;/
appearances are deceiving. i swear i am really friendly.
.. well, that is until you make me angry. oh, did i also mention that i don't have a soul and i am a sentient doll?
Let us be off at once, glorious YouTube videos await to be made!
Stay fluffy~
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
appearances are deceiving. i swear i am really friendly.
.. well, that is until you make me angry. oh, did i also mention that i don't have a soul and i am a sentient doll?
or you want me to stroke your hairs but
it's the only thing I'll pet/stroke/rub.
It's like trying to put something
twice my side to be my pet.
At this point, you're pretty submissive...
Put me a collar and treat me well, I got nothing to do of my days anyway...
I'm not falling for that!
... Okay, fine, I'm giving in. I believe you.
appearances are deceiving. i swear i am really friendly.
.. well, that is until you make me angry. oh, did i also mention that i don't have a soul and i am a sentient doll?