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All you have to do in this game is state something that's a sign of the apocalypse. The more ridiculous, the better! Make sure you also put the current number before your sign. Like this:

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1. [Sign Here]

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2. [Sign Here]

Let's begin:

1. When chicken teryaki becomes the national bird of Canada.

3. When bacon-wrapped donuts are deemed healthier than spinach

4. When one's monetary value is determined by the amount of funny cat pictures stored on their hard drive.

(Reference to the webcomic xkcd.)

5. When skydoesminecraft hugs a squid.

6: When UAVs start costing 1,900 points and Swarms are only 425.

8. when people finally acknowledge that Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore.

9: When people on this forum stop posting redundant topics

(I'm not referring to this topic. Just look at the suggestions area of this forum and you will see what I mean)

When I go a day without losing at PvP.
I'm at an intermediate-high level...

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10. When Chuck Norris dies

Chuck Norris is grossly overrated...

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9: When people on this forum stop posting redundant topics

(I'm not referring to this topic. Just look at the suggestions area of this forum and you will see what I mean)

I know what you mean...

11. When Farts smell good

12. When pigs drop beef and cows drop pork (sense!)

Its actually 14, ninjatwist forgot to number his

14: When North Korea actually decides to do something they threaten to do

Oh, sorry bout that.

15. When I start hating the color yellow.

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Its actually 14, ninjatwist forgot to number his

14: When North Korea actually decides to do something they threaten to do

Whups, sorry.
16: When I figure out how to hit a Ghast's fireball. With an arrow. With the Nausea effect. Riding a minecart. Being attacked by Zombie Pigmen.

18: When school's stop using cheap produce to serve kids lunch (At least in America)

19:When the sky turns red and flaming meteorites fall from the heavens, and when devils are roaming the streets

20. When my friend remembers to put the letter "a" in "death".

21. Fod dovah deinok los international deinok!

22. When my friend learns to write the letter Z the right way around.

23. When my brother stops being a punk.