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You die, but then you are brought back by cryogenics 15 years later to find that humanity has genetically modified themselves to look and sound like unicorns, and you are seen as "primitive" due to your original human features, and are thus discriminated.

I wish I had good friends.

Granted, but they are a bad influence on you.

I wish I was a wizard.

Granted, but you accidentally turn yourself into a single-celled organism.

I wish I was a conquistador.

Granted, you are now responsible, (at least, partially) for the disease that killed off one of the greatest civilizations on earth. Congratulations sir, you win two internets.

I wish that the creatures from Fantastic Beastes and Where to Find Them were real.

Granted, a Thunder Bird picks you up in its claws and drops you from a lethal height.

I wish for memes.

Granted. They no longer exist.

I wish for my wish to never be corrupted. EVER.

Granted, it gets corrupted. But no corruption. CODE COLLISION, SYSTEM ̶͍͕͓͎̱̤̖̘̽͛̐͌͑͗́́̈́͝Ḟ̴̣͎̮̯̻͉̜̼͈̖̝̫͕̋̈́͘Ă̸̢̡̧̜̳͔̙͉̠̟̪̜̤̾͂̈́̀͒͆͑͜Ì̴̠̙̬͉͓͚̣̰̉͐̏͐̽̓̂̓̐́̚͝ͅL̸͚̮̱̜͇͍͆͒͆̔̈́͒̔͐͌̾͜͝Ư̵̢͕̜̞̱̺͉̺̟̮̝̣̾͐̀͊̓͋̒͝Ȓ̴̢̧̢̩̱̯̣̣̬̖̼̦͔͇̣̃͗͑̂̆̽͗̋͊͘Ȩ̷̭͑͑͗̓͑͆͆̄̒́́̊̂̚͜͠

I wish the only sound of frustration I make is not *gyargh intensifies*

Dughugth20, you need to read the rules for this game. You are supposed to grant the wish, but twist it in some way (example: I wish to jump high. Granted, i turn you into a frog). You are not supposed to just do the opposite thing.

Anyway, enough with my rant. Granted, but your new sound of frustration is even more annoying.

I wish that mojang would change their mind and add all of the vote creatures, instead of just Mob B.

Granted, they tweak the mobs to become annoyingly OP, and then add them into the game.

I wish that there could actually be invisible text.

Granted, The universe is now larger

I wish for a tennis ball to fly at me at mach 5 speeds

Granted. Its mass is too small to support you, and it goes flying off by itself while leaving you in mid air.

I wish for a meme with my name on it.

Granted, but the meme makes you look bad.

I wish that the next wish I make will not become corrupted.

Granted, but the glove (somehow) goes on your foot.

I wish I could die on the moon.

There you go! You finally did it right. Anyway.

Granted, but since this you die if you are on the moon without a spacesuit anyway, nothing happens.

I wish that I could read crash reports and understand what they mean.

Granted. The wish gets "corrupted". << Get the joke?

I wish I could play Tower Defense.

First of all, that joke was very funny.

Second, granted, but you can only use the non monkey towers. Basically, any thing that remotely resembles a monkey is a no-no.

I wish that they would brink back Rose Tyler on Doctor Who.

Granted but then she dies permanently in the alternate universe.

I wish for cheese.