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Granted, they don't act kindly to you but instead just ignore you.

I wish I could find some diamonds in my Minecraft world. (I have found diamonds in my Minecraft world IRL, but every time I had diamonds on me I got killed...)

Granted, but it does not explode, but gives her a hug. It then goes to your house and explodes.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted, but now it tastes of only the cold, disgusting truth.

I wish I could believe in peace on Earth so I could watch TV all day.

Granted, but only you believe in peace on Earth, everyone else starts a nuclear war.

I wish that i had a Time and Relative Dimension in Space (a TARDIS for those who arn't serious whovians)

NOTE: For those who don't know what either is, get a life!

Granted, but once you travel to another point in space and time, you can go anywhere except where you started (aka the here and now).

I wish for a plushie that is not possessed, haunted, creepy, or does not have the ability to steal things (particularly drinks).

Granted, it's extremely damaged to the point that it doesn't even look like a plushie anymore.

I wish all Minecraft mods were compatible with each other.

Granted, but while they are compatible, they wreak havoc on each other, rendering the game unplayable. (you know, things such as models corrupting, items breaking, that kind of thing.)

I wish that I my marching band will win state marching Monday. (yes, this is a real wish)

Granted, but Kin Jong-Un is immediately crushed by a falling whale.

I wish people would not ignore, but stop mocking/insulting/making fun of Donald Trump

Granted. Now people talk about literally every single thing about Donald Trump and everything he does, including his bowel movements.

I wish UK won the Revolutionary War.

Granted, but it becomes sentient and trolls you every 10 minutes.

I wish that season 3 of Tokyo Ghoul would come out faster.

Granted. You get a loss. OF YOUR LIFE.

I wish for mods to be compatible with all versions of Minecraft that have the blocks/items that they need.

Granted, but it falls and cuts you in half (as ninja stars are well made and razor sharp)

I wish that people would congratulate for my band winning state marching. You know, cause we are the best in the state.

Granted but the only people that congratulate your band are your own band members and you come off as weird to everyone else.

I wish for the universe to reach maximum entropy.

Granted, this destroys the universe and everything in it.

I wish that america would no longer be in debt to china.

Granted, it's a digital pen.

I wish a wish genie.