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Granted. You break the universe by creating an unliftable rock, and Allah, YWHW, and the Lord get really angry at you.

I wish to turn the English word "pineapple" into "ananas" so that it matches with Spanish, French, and German.

Wish granted. Now people will get it confused with bananas in English as well. Everyone things an anana is a banana without a b, and there are no more pineapples.

I wish people still spoke Proto Indo European, rather than all of the daughter languages.

Granted! But they only listen to the daughter languages.

I wish for me to stop being a procrastinator.

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Granted! But they only listen to the daughter languages.

I wish for me to stop being a procrastinator.

Granted! you stop wasting time and finally create a supervirus! It kills you shortly afterward though.

I wish for the Earth to collapse into an black hole with the same amount of mass as the Earth currently.

Wish granted. You are now bored for eternity.

I wish for a

Granted! But that song did not cause any damage.

I wish for a better graphics card.

Hey, ya know what? Granted! Enjoy your Nuclear EMP!

I wish for a zombie to eat me.

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Hey, ya know what? Granted! Enjoy your Nuclear EMP!

I wish for a zombie to eat me.

Granted, but it eats you in a different way that you would expect.
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I wish that politicians actually were well educated and competent on the issues they discuss, rather than just stating random nonsense.

I can't grant you that, politicians are too immature to want to learn.

I wish for being able to think of a good wish atm...

Granted. But Its Not A Good Wish

Granted, all your enemies get hit on the head, and die. And become zombies wanting to kill you.

I wish.

I wish.

I wish for a chunk.

Granted... But The Characters All Die.

I Wish I Got A Place Where There's No Animatronics

Granted! They are counterfeit though, I wouldn't use them if I were you.

Granted. But you then grow several hundred feet high.

I wish for a cat.

Granted, now she is singing Let Go It.

I wish transpositions counted as original works.

Granted, But Models Of Future Transpositions Will Always Be Stolen From One.

I Wish For The Word To Turn Into Command Blocks!!

Granted. But they can only be edited in creative mode.

I wish to have access to server commands (op level 4).

Yes instead you die of the explosion of the sun before having the possibility to dying of asphyxia.

I wish I was yd(trfzès(q.

Now you have an heavy book made of uranium and you are probably dead because it is exploding in your hands.

I wish my name was "[[)']][/drop table students]//\\"

Wish Granted. But The kingdom burnt itself down. EDIT: (Oops, wrong page XD)

I wish for Eco: Global Survival Game to be better

This game stops existing and so is better since it is an element of the void ensemble and so have all the properties.

I wish my name was "[[)']][/drop table students]//\\"(Since it was not granted)