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Granted, but now vegetables are considered unhealthy and nobody is healthy.

I wish for a new, better video card because my current one is crap.

Granted, but now everything else is bad for you.
Over the next 4 years, you do not get enough protein, vitamins and minerals.
You slowly wither away and you have memory loss from not getting enough nutrition and amino acids.
Water is now poisonous and one drop will kill you.
Your teeth rot away and soon your tongue gets frostbite from all the popsicles you ate.
on march 21, you die.

EDIT: dang it, Jedi wrote it just before.

anyway, Granted! but the videocard is too good it develops intelligence and kills you.

I wish for an apple

Granted, it spawns ontop of you.

I wish for a new Apple product.

Quote from Scorpiosis

Granted, it spawns ontop of you.

I wish for a new Apple product.

Lol, Isaac Newton?
Granted! but the new apple product is a terminator.
I wish for new ideas for wishes

granted but now every other product is apple sauce



i wish lapis lord was a zombie

Granted, but- YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING- I eat you.

I wish for noodles.

Granted the noodels avenge me DOH!



i wish for a wish thats wishing for a wish thats wishing for a pony thats wishing for a wish thats wishing i was alive

the pony eats you.

I wish for- let the next guy wish.

Granted the pony does not understand so it eats you tho



i wish i was a zombie

You burn in the sun and steve kills you with a diamond sword.

I wish for a master ball (pokemon)

Granted, but you accidentally capture yourself.

I wish I didn't just wish this wish that I'm currently wishing in this sentence.

Granted, but you know what your wish is!

I wish that people on the internet use correct spelling and grammar!

Granted, but everyone on the internet wants to kill you.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

GRANTED its not

I wish i had diahareah

Granted, but you do it in front of the hottest girl on Earth. OR if you're a girl, you do it when you're are the center of attentions in a room with 100 people.

I wish that people aren't so stupid.

granted NOW YOU HAVE NO BRAIN


i wish i was insane like jeff the killer and never got caught

Granted, but you kill your whole entire family and every friend you ever had. Sicko. (JK)

I wish that there was an extraordinary breakthrough in science, allowing people to fly anywhere in our universe. Anywhere.

Granted! but there's no air in space, so....HAKKK!! HELP ME!! HUUUGGGHHHH

I wish for someone to see my riddle thread.

GRANTED but i did not comment



i wish i was jeff the killer

Granted, but you are caught and executed by the cast of Death Note

I wish Fred Phelps would die again.