The game takes place in England, 1754. It is a FPS/RPG game. The protagonist is a man from Manchester who was captured for killing a farmer. At the start of the game you encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. But it malfunctioned and transported you to Vichy France, 1940. The man is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France. He is then recaptured and left to die at a remote Island near Japan. He finds a pig and eats it. But it turns out that pig was mutated and turned him into Spider Pig. He then spends the rest of his life in agony. He climbs onto a magical rock that turns him back to normal. But, in 2 hours the condition comes back and its even worse because the pig was mutated by that same rock. He is eaten by a clone of himself that is immune to the condition. He then violently explodes and the player controls a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. This new protagonist invents a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented yet. A new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity. However, they can escape the game if the enter this code: up up down down left right left right, and if you got escape there was i big mansion and its a abandoned mansion and you'd force to go in and the door closed and you'd trap inside and there was I code to unlock the door and the code was: 10 , 5, 6, 2 and the door was opened it have a time machine outside and you forced to go in and you'd teleported to the future, so far in fact that the player character would end up at the exact moment the universe was about to poof and had to do several quick time events to... and he'd saw himself running from wolfs. So he ate a poisonous sandwich and died. However, the character still had three extra lives left so he used one of those. But he respawned as an elephant in Russia, 1917.as a curse and he needs to go to the healer to rermove the curse and he's cures removed. Along with the gift of becoming free from the curse, he also gave him the gift of correct grammar, which turned him into a Nazi and started the Second World War in 1939,and he've been attacked by a man that have a gatling gun, but it turns out the gatling gun ran out of ammo. Along the way of his adventures, he meets a young girl captured by the Nazis. He tortures the girl to suit his bloodlust. However, she escapes.and there was a book with a letters and the written was : Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win! But, after 20 seconds of fake credits you will be teleported to a arena and fight a trident-wielding lion as a boss. When the lion killed him he woke up, back in 1754. He then is told that he cannot time travel and only has one life, because everything else was a dream. Then he steals the TARDIS. Then he randomly goes to the year 5,000,000,000, he is still on the Earth, but is roasted when the Sun explodes, however the Earth was no longer there, being destroyed by war between humans millennia before, so he is just on a fragment of it, floating away from the solar system. To prevent this from ever happening, he attempts to go back to the year 4,999,982, but he mess up the time travel sequence and goes to 1692(The year of the Salem witch hunt) instead. The witch hunters thought him a witch and burn him on a stake. He is then trialed to death for the art of witchcraft, and he must travel through without anybody seeing him, but their are guards in his every direction. What he must do is use a newly introduce mechanic of quickly stealing a guard's garments and using them as a disguise. He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that missson, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago!
The game takes place in England, 1754. It is a FPS/RPG game. The protagonist is a man from Manchester who was captured for killing a farmer. At the start of the game you encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. But it malfunctioned and transported you to Vichy France, 1940. The man is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France. He is then recaptured and left to die at a remote Island near Japan. He finds a pig and eats it. But it turns out that pig was mutated and turned him into Spider Pig. He then spends the rest of his life in agony. He climbs onto a magical rock that turns him back to normal. But, in 2 hours the condition comes back and its even worse because the pig was mutated by that same rock. He is eaten by a clone of himself that is immune to the condition. He then violently explodes and the player controls a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. This new protagonist invents a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented yet. A new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity. However, they can escape the game if the enter this code: up up down down left right left right, and if you got escape there was i big mansion and its a abandoned mansion and you'd force to go in and the door closed and you'd trap inside and there was I code to unlock the door and the code was: 10 , 5, 6, 2 and the door was opened it have a time machine outside and you forced to go in and you'd teleported to the future, so far in fact that the player character would end up at the exact moment the universe was about to poof and had to do several quick time events to... and he'd saw himself running from wolfs. So he ate a poisonous sandwich and died. However, the character still had three extra lives left so he used one of those. But he respawned as an elephant in Russia, 1917.as a curse and he needs to go to the healer to rermove the curse and he's cures removed. Along with the gift of becoming free from the curse, he also gave him the gift of correct grammar, which turned him into a Nazi and started the Second World War in 1939,and he've been attacked by a man that have a gatling gun, but it turns out the gatling gun ran out of ammo. Along the way of his adventures, he meets a young girl captured by the Nazis. He tortures the girl to suit his bloodlust. However, she escapes.and there was a book with a letters and the written was : Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win! But, after 20 seconds of fake credits you will be teleported to a arena and fight a trident-wielding lion as a boss. When the lion killed him he woke up, back in 1754. He then is told that he cannot time travel and only has one life, because everything else was a dream. Then he steals the TARDIS. Then he randomly goes to the year 5,000,000,000, he is still on the Earth, but is roasted when the Sun explodes, however the Earth was no longer there, being destroyed by war between humans millennia before, so he is just on a fragment of it, floating away from the solar system. To prevent this from ever happening, he attempts to go back to the year 4,999,982, but he mess up the time travel sequence and goes to 1692(The year of the Salem witch hunt) instead. The witch hunters thought him a witch and burn him on a stake. He is then trialed to death for the art of witchcraft, and he must travel through without anybody seeing him, but their are guards in his every direction. What he must do is use a newly introduce mechanic of quickly stealing a guard's garments and using them as a disguise. He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that missson, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting!
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The game takes place in England, 1754. It is a FPS/RPG game. The protagonist is a man from Manchester who was captured for killing a farmer. At the start of the game you encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. But it malfunctioned and transported you to Vichy France, 1940. The man is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France. He is then recaptured and left to die at a remote Island near Japan. He finds a pig and eats it. But it turns out that pig was mutated and turned him into Spider Pig. He then spends the rest of his life in agony. He climbs onto a magical rock that turns him back to normal. But, in 2 hours the condition comes back and its even worse because the pig was mutated by that same rock. He is eaten by a clone of himself that is immune to the condition. He then violently explodes and the player controls a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. This new protagonist invents a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented yet. A new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity. However, they can escape the game if the enter this code: up up down down left right left right, and if you got escape there was i big mansion and its a abandoned mansion and you'd force to go in and the door closed and you'd trap inside and there was I code to unlock the door and the code was: 10 , 5, 6, 2 and the door was opened it have a time machine outside and you forced to go in and you'd teleported to the future, so far in fact that the player character would end up at the exact moment the universe was about to poof and had to do several quick time events to... and he'd saw himself running from wolfs. So he ate a poisonous sandwich and died. However, the character still had three extra lives left so he used one of those. But he respawned as an elephant in Russia, 1917.as a curse and he needs to go to the healer to rermove the curse and he's cures removed. Along with the gift of becoming free from the curse, he also gave him the gift of correct grammar, which turned him into a Nazi and started the Second World War in 1939,and he've been attacked by a man that have a gatling gun, but it turns out the gatling gun ran out of ammo. Along the way of his adventures, he meets a young girl captured by the Nazis. He tortures the girl to suit his bloodlust. However, she escapes.and there was a book with a letters and the written was : Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win! But, after 20 seconds of fake credits you will be teleported to a arena and fight a trident-wielding lion as a boss. When the lion killed him he woke up, back in 1754. He then is told that he cannot time travel and only has one life, because everything else was a dream. Then he steals the TARDIS. Then he randomly goes to the year 5,000,000,000, he is still on the Earth, but is roasted when the Sun explodes, however the Earth was no longer there, being destroyed by war between humans millennia before, so he is just on a fragment of it, floating away from the solar system. To prevent this from ever happening, he attempts to go back to the year 4,999,982, but he mess up the time travel sequence and goes to 1692(The year of the Salem witch hunt) instead. The witch hunters thought him a witch and burn him on a stake. He is then trialed to death for the art of witchcraft, and he must travel through without anybody seeing him, but their are guards in his every direction. What he must do is use a newly introduce mechanic of quickly stealing a guard's garments and using them as a disguise. He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that missson, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns dissapear. He then says that that was a lie. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back.
The game takes place in England, 1754. It is a FPS/RPG game. The protagonist is a man from Manchester who was captured for killing a farmer. At the start of the game you encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. But it malfunctioned and transported you to Vichy France, 1940. The man is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France. He is then recaptured and left to die at a remote Island near Japan. He finds a pig and eats it. But it turns out that pig was mutated and turned him into Spider Pig. He then spends the rest of his life in agony. He climbs onto a magical rock that turns him back to normal. But, in 2 hours the condition comes back and its even worse because the pig was mutated by that same rock. He is eaten by a clone of himself that is immune to the condition. He then violently explodes and the player controls a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. This new protagonist invents a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented yet. A new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity. However, they can escape the game if the enter this code: up up down down left right left right, and if you got escape there was i big mansion and its a abandoned mansion and you'd force to go in and the door closed and you'd trap inside and there was I code to unlock the door and the code was: 10 , 5, 6, 2 and the door was opened it have a time machine outside and you forced to go in and you'd teleported to the future, so far in fact that the player character would end up at the exact moment the universe was about to poof and had to do several quick time events to... and he'd saw himself running from wolfs. So he ate a poisonous sandwich and died. However, the character still had three extra lives left so he used one of those. But he respawned as an elephant in Russia, 1917.as a curse and he needs to go to the healer to rermove the curse and he's cures removed. Along with the gift of becoming free from the curse, he also gave him the gift of correct grammar, which turned him into a Nazi and started the Second World War in 1939,and he've been attacked by a man that have a gatling gun, but it turns out the gatling gun ran out of ammo. Along the way of his adventures, he meets a young girl captured by the Nazis. He tortures the girl to suit his bloodlust. However, she escapes.and there was a book with a letters and the written was : Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win! But, after 20 seconds of fake credits you will be teleported to a arena and fight a trident-wielding lion as a boss. When the lion killed him he woke up, back in 1754. He then is told that he cannot time travel and only has one life, because everything else was a dream. Then he steals the TARDIS. Then he randomly goes to the year 5,000,000,000, he is still on the Earth, but is roasted when the Sun explodes, however the Earth was no longer there, being destroyed by war between humans millennia before, so he is just on a fragment of it, floating away from the solar system. To prevent this from ever happening, he attempts to go back to the year 4,999,982, but he mess up the time travel sequence and goes to 1692(The year of the Salem witch hunt) instead. The witch hunters thought him a witch and burn him on a stake. He is then trialed to death for the art of witchcraft, and he must travel through without anybody seeing him, but their are guards in his every direction. What he must do is use a newly introduce mechanic of quickly stealing a guard's garments and using them as a disguise. He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that missson, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns dissapear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head.
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The game takes place in England, 1754. It is a FPS/RPG game. The protagonist is a man from Manchester who was captured for killing a farmer. At the start of the game you encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. But it malfunctioned and transported you to Vichy France, 1940. The man is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France. He is then recaptured and left to die at a remote Island near Japan. He finds a pig and eats it. But it turns out that pig was mutated and turned him into Spider Pig. He then spends the rest of his life in agony. He climbs onto a magical rock that turns him back to normal. But, in 2 hours the condition comes back and its even worse because the pig was mutated by that same rock. He is eaten by a clone of himself that is immune to the condition. He then violently explodes and the player controls a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. This new protagonist invents a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented yet. A new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity. However, they can escape the game if the enter this code: up up down down left right left right, and if you got escape there was i big mansion and its a abandoned mansion and you'd force to go in and the door closed and you'd trap inside and there was I code to unlock the door and the code was: 10 , 5, 6, 2 and the door was opened it have a time machine outside and you forced to go in and you'd teleported to the future, so far in fact that the player character would end up at the exact moment the universe was about to poof and had to do several quick time events to... and he'd saw himself running from wolfs. So he ate a poisonous sandwich and died. However, the character still had three extra lives left so he used one of those. But he respawned as an elephant in Russia, 1917.as a curse and he needs to go to the healer to rermove the curse and he's cures removed. Along with the gift of becoming free from the curse, he also gave him the gift of correct grammar, which turned him into a Nazi and started the Second World War in 1939,and he've been attacked by a man that have a gatling gun, but it turns out the gatling gun ran out of ammo. Along the way of his adventures, he meets a young girl captured by the Nazis. He tortures the girl to suit his bloodlust. However, she escapes.and there was a book with a letters and the written was : Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win! But, after 20 seconds of fake credits you will be teleported to a arena and fight a trident-wielding lion as a boss. When the lion killed him he woke up, back in 1754. He then is told that he cannot time travel and only has one life, because everything else was a dream. Then he steals the TARDIS. Then he randomly goes to the year 5,000,000,000, he is still on the Earth, but is roasted when the Sun explodes, however the Earth was no longer there, being destroyed by war between humans millennia before, so he is just on a fragment of it, floating away from the solar system. To prevent this from ever happening, he attempts to go back to the year 4,999,982, but he mess up the time travel sequence and goes to 1692(The year of the Salem witch hunt) instead. The witch hunters thought him a witch and burn him on a stake. He is then trialed to death for the art of witchcraft, and he must travel through without anybody seeing him, but their are guards in his every direction. What he must do is use a newly introduce mechanic of quickly stealing a guard's garments and using them as a disguise. He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns dissapear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated.
The game takes place in England, 1754. It is a FPS/RPG game. The protagonist is a man from Manchester who was captured for killing a farmer. At the start of the game you encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. But it malfunctioned and transported you to Vichy France, 1940. The man is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France. He is then recaptured and left to die at a remote Island near Japan. He finds a pig and eats it. But it turns out that pig was mutated and turned him into Spider Pig. He then spends the rest of his life in agony. He climbs onto a magical rock that turns him back to normal. But, in 2 hours the condition comes back and its even worse because the pig was mutated by that same rock. He is eaten by a clone of himself that is immune to the condition. He then violently explodes and the player controls a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. This new protagonist invents a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented yet. A new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity. However, they can escape the game if the enter this code: up up down down left right left right, and if you got escape there was i big mansion and its a abandoned mansion and you'd force to go in and the door closed and you'd trap inside and there was I code to unlock the door and the code was: 10 , 5, 6, 2 and the door was opened it have a time machine outside and you forced to go in and you'd teleported to the future, so far in fact that the player character would end up at the exact moment the universe was about to poof and had to do several quick time events to... and he'd saw himself running from wolfs. So he ate a poisonous sandwich and died. However, the character still had three extra lives left so he used one of those. But he respawned as an elephant in Russia, 1917.as a curse and he needs to go to the healer to rermove the curse and he's cures removed. Along with the gift of becoming free from the curse, he also gave him the gift of correct grammar, which turned him into a Nazi and started the Second World War in 1939,and he've been attacked by a man that have a gatling gun, but it turns out the gatling gun ran out of ammo. Along the way of his adventures, he meets a young girl captured by the Nazis. He tortures the girl to suit his bloodlust. However, she escapes.and there was a book with a letters and the written was : Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win! But, after 20 seconds of fake credits you will be teleported to a arena and fight a trident-wielding lion as a boss. When the lion killed him he woke up, back in 1754. He then is told that he cannot time travel and only has one life, because everything else was a dream. Then he steals the TARDIS. Then he randomly goes to the year 5,000,000,000, he is still on the Earth, but is roasted when the Sun explodes, however the Earth was no longer there, being destroyed by war between humans millennia before, so he is just on a fragment of it, floating away from the solar system. To prevent this from ever happening, he attempts to go back to the year 4,999,982, but he mess up the time travel sequence and goes to 1692(The year of the Salem witch hunt) instead. The witch hunters thought him a witch and burn him on a stake. He is then trialed to death for the art of witchcraft, and he must travel through without anybody seeing him, but their are guards in his every direction. What he must do is use a newly introduce mechanic of quickly stealing a guard's garments and using them as a disguise. He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns dissapear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull.
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The game takes place in England, 1754. It is a FPS/RPG game. The protagonist is a man from Manchester who was captured for killing a farmer. At the start of the game you encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. But it malfunctioned and transported you to Vichy France, 1940. The man is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France. He is then recaptured and left to die at a remote Island near Japan. He finds a pig and eats it. But it turns out that pig was mutated and turned him into Spider Pig. He then spends the rest of his life in agony. He climbs onto a magical rock that turns him back to normal. But, in 2 hours the condition comes back and its even worse because the pig was mutated by that same rock. He is eaten by a clone of himself that is immune to the condition. He then violently explodes and the player controls a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. This new protagonist invents a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented yet. A new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity. However, they can escape the game if the enter this code: up up down down left right left right, and if you got escape there was i big mansion and its a abandoned mansion and you'd force to go in and the door closed and you'd trap inside and there was I code to unlock the door and the code was: 10 , 5, 6, 2 and the door was opened it have a time machine outside and you forced to go in and you'd teleported to the future, so far in fact that the player character would end up at the exact moment the universe was about to poof and had to do several quick time events to... and he'd saw himself running from wolfs. So he ate a poisonous sandwich and died. However, the character still had three extra lives left so he used one of those. But he respawned as an elephant in Russia, 1917.as a curse and he needs to go to the healer to rermove the curse and he's cures removed. Along with the gift of becoming free from the curse, he also gave him the gift of correct grammar, which turned him into a Nazi and started the Second World War in 1939,and he've been attacked by a man that have a gatling gun, but it turns out the gatling gun ran out of ammo. Along the way of his adventures, he meets a young girl captured by the Nazis. He tortures the girl to suit his bloodlust. However, she escapes.and there was a book with a letters and the written was : Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win! But, after 20 seconds of fake credits you will be teleported to a arena and fight a trident-wielding lion as a boss. When the lion killed him he woke up, back in 1754. He then is told that he cannot time travel and only has one life, because everything else was a dream. Then he steals the TARDIS. Then he randomly goes to the year 5,000,000,000, he is still on the Earth, but is roasted when the Sun explodes, however the Earth was no longer there, being destroyed by war between humans millennia before, so he is just on a fragment of it, floating away from the solar system. To prevent this from ever happening, he attempts to go back to the year 4,999,982, but he mess up the time travel sequence and goes to 1692(The year of the Salem witch hunt) instead. The witch hunters thought him a witch and burn him on a stake. He is then trialed to death for the art of witchcraft, and he must travel through without anybody seeing him, but their are guards in his every direction. What he must do is use a newly introduce mechanic of quickly stealing a guard's garments and using them as a disguise. He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns dissapear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull.
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he game takes place in England, 1754. It is a FPS/RPG game. The protagonist is a man from Manchester who was captured for killing a farmer. At the start of the game you encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. But it malfunctioned and transported you to Vichy France, 1940. The man is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France. He is then recaptured and left to die at a remote Island near Japan. He finds a pig and eats it. But it turns out that pig was mutated and turned him into Spider Pig. He then spends the rest of his life in agony. He climbs onto a magical rock that turns him back to normal. But, in 2 hours the condition comes back and its even worse because the pig was mutated by that same rock. He is eaten by a clone of himself that is immune to the condition. He then violently explodes and the player controls a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. This new protagonist invents a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented yet. A new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity. However, they can escape the game if the enter this code: up up down down left right left right, and if you got escape there was i big mansion and its a abandoned mansion and you'd force to go in and the door closed and you'd trap inside and there was I code to unlock the door and the code was: 10 , 5, 6, 2 and the door was opened it have a time machine outside and you forced to go in and you'd teleported to the future, so far in fact that the player character would end up at the exact moment the universe was about to poof and had to do several quick time events to... and he'd saw himself running from wolfs. So he ate a poisonous sandwich and died. However, the character still had three extra lives left so he used one of those. But he respawned as an elephant in Russia, 1917.as a curse and he needs to go to the healer to rermove the curse and he's cures removed. Along with the gift of becoming free from the curse, he also gave him the gift of correct grammar, which turned him into a Nazi and started the Second World War in 1939,and he've been attacked by a man that have a gatling gun, but it turns out the gatling gun ran out of ammo. Along the way of his adventures, he meets a young girl captured by the Nazis. He tortures the girl to suit his bloodlust. However, she escapes.and there was a book with a letters and the written was : Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win! But, after 20 seconds of fake credits you will be teleported to a arena and fight a trident-wielding lion as a boss. When the lion killed him he woke up, back in 1754. He then is told that he cannot time travel and only has one life, because everything else was a dream. Then he steals the TARDIS. Then he randomly goes to the year 5,000,000,000, he is still on the Earth, but is roasted when the Sun explodes, however the Earth was no longer there, being destroyed by war between humans millennia before, so he is just on a fragment of it, floating away from the solar system. To prevent this from ever happening, he attempts to go back to the year 4,999,982, but he mess up the time travel sequence and goes to 1692(The year of the Salem witch hunt) instead. The witch hunters thought him a witch and burn him on a stake. He is then trialed to death for the art of witchcraft, and he must travel through without anybody seeing him, but their are guards in his every direction. What he must do is use a newly introduce mechanic of quickly stealing a guard's garments and using them as a disguise. He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns dissapear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist.
The previous posts are so screwed up that I'm just gonna be lazy too.
Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG.
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities: Correct Grammar: This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough: Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns dissapear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG.
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities: Correct Grammar: This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough: Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant.
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities: Correct Grammar: This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough: Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole.
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities: Correct Grammar: This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough: Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting.
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Description: The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities: Correct Grammar: This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough: Part 1 The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2: For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3: The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4: The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5: A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6: It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54: Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55: He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting. Then suddenly a big UFO comes and makes everyone in the universe have big butts. HoweverName: Call Of Duty 342.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description: The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities: Correct Grammar: This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough: Part 1 The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2: For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3: The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4: The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5: A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6: It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54: Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55: He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting. Then suddenly a big UFO comes and makes everyone in the universe have big butts.However Name: Call Of Duty 342.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description: The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities: Correct Grammar: This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough: Part 1 The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2: For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3: The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4: The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5: A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6: It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54: Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55: He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting. Then suddenly a big UFO comes and makes everyone in the universe have big butts. However it is a different universe. Not the one this fight is in.
Description: The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities: Correct Grammar: This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough: Part 1 The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2: For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3: The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4: The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5: A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6: It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54: Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55: He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting. Then suddenly a big UFO comes and makes everyone in the universe have big butts. However it is a different universe. Not the one this fight is in. Once he gets there, everything seems inverted. He then gets a message from a person named "King Saettan, Evil Overlord":
Trying to defeat me? Nobody gets past ME, you puny child. If you want to defeat me, you have to go through the most dangerous path in the entire universe. Oh wait, you can-*BEEP* Advertisement: Would you like to try our finest muffins? Saettan: Who bought this channel? PLEASE KILL HIM! Advertisement: They are very- AAAAAHHH! pois..on..ouuuuus... *BEEP*
Anyway, See you in hell!
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Number of people who know who is in my avatar: 2
"When life gives you cocoa beans, you don't make cookies"
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
and causes a black hole!
Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG.
Name: Call Of Duty 342.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities:
Correct Grammar:
This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough:
Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns dissapear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities:
Correct Grammar:
This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough:
Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities:
Correct Grammar:
This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough:
Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities:
Correct Grammar:
This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough:
Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities:
Correct Grammar:
This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough:
Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting. Then suddenly a big UFO comes and makes everyone in the universe have big butts. HoweverName: Call Of Duty 342.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities:
Correct Grammar:
This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough:
Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting. Then suddenly a big UFO comes and makes everyone in the universe have big butts.However Name: Call Of Duty 342.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities:
Correct Grammar:
This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough:
Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting. Then suddenly a big UFO comes and makes everyone in the universe have big butts. However it is a different universe. Not the one this fight is in.
Genre: FPS/RPG
Description:
The game takes place in England,1754 where a man from Manchester (the protagonist) is captured for killing a farmer.
List of Abilities:
Correct Grammar:
This ability immediately turns you into a Nazi and forces you to start a second WW2 when the year 1939 begins. This ability will also give you perfect language skills.
Walkthrough:
Part 1
The game begins when a man from Manchester encounter a time machine that takes you to 2013. Unfortunately for you, the time machine malfunctions and takes you back to Vichy France, 1940. When he arrives at France, he is seen as an enemy by the French and is captured. But he escapes because the Germans let him out since Vichy France is the formal way of saying Nazi-occupied France .
You should find a mutated pig while on the japanese remote-island and you should attempt to eat it turning your character into Spider-Pig which will cause agony to the character for the rest of his life. If you wonder around the island you will find a magical rock that will turn your character back into human form for two hours if you want. This is optional but it doesn't make any difference to the story. After hours of wondering in the remote island, you should come across a clone of yourself that tries to eat you. Do not run away as this is part of the story. Your character explodes resulting in both of the characters dead. End of Part 1.
Part 2:
For this part, you'll be controlling a different protagonist in Colonial America, 1754. Once you gain control of this character, walk immediately towards the sparkly machine to activate a cut-scene about your character trying to invent a machine that can put people into video games but is useless because they were not invented during that time. Immediately after, a new character is introduced, a man who will use this machine for evil purposes by throwing people into videogames and leaving them there to slowly grow insane for the rest of eternity and he uses you as an example. Once you're in the video game, enter this code:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right,
If entered correctly, you should teleport right inside a big abandoned mansion. At your POV, you should notice that the doors are locked so you can't escape and a futuristic door with a bunch of buttons on it. Enter the code:
Ten, Five, Six, Two.
Once you unlock the door, you should see a time-machine. Go inside the Time-Machine and time-travel to the far far future where the universe was completely gone. End of Part 2.
Part 3:
The level will start with a bunch of angry wolves chasing you. Run away from them and avoid the poisonous sandwiches that are scattered around the level otherwise you'll die. If you however aren't skilled enough to complete the level, you'll end up dying and reincarnating/respawning as an elephant in Russia, 1917.
Part 4:
The level should start with you as an elephant. Elephants have incredibly slow speed but have a great defense. However, if you don't want to continue the game as an elephant, you'll need to find a healer NPC to turn you back into a human. Alongside that, he also granted you the ability of 'Correct Grammar' (see abilities list). Once you gain that ability, you'll suddenly be attacked by a man with an empty Gatling gun. Kill him and claim the Gatling gun. The rest of the level is practically straight-forward and you shouldn't have much trouble since there is ammo everywhere.
Part 5:
A few levels in and you should find a young girl who was captured by the Nazis. Once you encounter the girl, you are presented with three alignments: Good, Neutral or Evil. Since the Evil alignment has the hardest difficulty, I'll cover that. Torture the girl to suit your bloodlust levels and don't let her escape for as long as possible. Unfortunately for your evil side, she'll get away anyways. The screen fades to black and a Minecraft-Style end-credits will start happening for twenty seconds except with the following words instead:
Hey dummy! There's an end portal there and if you kill the dragon there, you win!
Part 6:
It's time for your first boss fight. You'll be teleported inside an arena where you'll be facing a trident-wielding lion as a boss. Unfortunately, there is no way to beat the boss so just let him kill you. As soon as you die, you'll suddenly wake up as the first main protagonist back in 1954 where you are told that you cannot time-travel and everything-else was a dream. Time to go back to Part 1 again.
INSERT RANDOM NONSENSE HERE!!!
Part 54:
Once you steal the TARDIS, do not immediately time-travel to the year 5000000000AD because once you arrive at your destination, you'll find yourself floating away inside the Solar System. Instead, you will need to go to 4999982AD which triggers a cut-scene that transports him back to 1692 (the year of the Salem witch hunt). Wonder around for a bit until you are spotted by a witch-hunter where you will be captured and put on trial for witch-craft and burnt to death. However, you can avoid this by time-traveling (by using a newly introduced mechanic where you can swap garments with a NPC and replace them with your own).
Part 55:
He then disappears and reappears in 17th century London. However, due to the fact that the 1600's were the 17th centuary, he is just brought back to the same place. However, he lands in that place in 1600, not 1692, before the witch hunts began, so he escapes! However, since I forgot he was in 1692, he disappears into 10th century Norway. He then hijacks a boat so he can go to the Arabic Empire. However, when he reaches Arabia he is unjustly accused of stealing multiple grains of sand, and is put in prison. Then he finds once again another time machine, it malfunctions and sends him to modern day Canada where he becomes the prime minister 5 minutes later. However, Canada is then nuked by North Korea who finally got a working missile with a nuclear device on it. He survives because the time machine malfunctioned and sent him to 19th centuary America, with a tourist named James. He then finds out that he accidentally brought Kim Jong Un back in time with him. He is knocked into a coma by Kim Jong Un, who is killed by James, who becomes the protagonist for a few levels. When the first protagonist wakes up, he sees James murdered by a mutant-cyborg thing from the future. The protagonist then gets so angry he gains the powers of fire, and somehow revives James, and then James asks: "Are you a boy or a girl?" you then get a monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick. However, you will be teleported to Sekigahara, Japan when the Battle of Sekigahara just began. A bomb lands on the monster that can freeze opponents as a sidekick and it dies. You then get sent on a mission to Florida. In that mission, you have 30 minutes to prevent Global Warming, if you don't you must restart it. If you prevent it you get a green ninja suit and you can spin around and make a green tornado and can control light, fire, ice, lightning, and earth! You are then brought to a training camp in Hawaii where you must train these new powers with difficult target practice. You then get awesome green robes and awesome golden shoulderpads and an awesome ninja mask with an awesome golden crest! But then a massive lion appears from the sky and takes all of that away and says that the world does not revolve around Lego Ninjago! Then you start using spinjitsu and take your stuff back! But then you realize (Breaking the fourth wall) that it is an FPS/RPG game and it would fit better if you just pulled a shotgun out of your ear and started shooting! An old man comes up to you and says "That was just the beginning" and the game becomes a Ninjago RPG for some reason and all your guns disappear. He laughs and says that since Lego Ninjago was cancelled, all Ninjago stuff has disappeared forever and he gives you your guns back. Suddenly a nuke falls on your head. On the bright side it was deactivated. On the dark side it broke your skull. You must then become the old man and go on an epic adventure to fix the protagonists skull. After a long time adventuring you find a doctor and send him back to the Protagonist. Pinnochio then says: My nose will grow right now! and causes a black hole! Said black hole then sucks up the protagonist and sends him to 10,000 B.C. Siberia where he must fight off various prehistoric creatures with nothing but his fists and a BFG. Unfortunately we do not have a BFG from Doom and instead only have a big friendly giant. The protagonist slaps the giant in the face, causing him to be sent to 1234 A.D. where he has to fight a really big a55hole. Then, another aßhole, named Ninjagoman, tries to fight the protagonist. The protagonist then realizes he is very bad at fighting. Then suddenly a big UFO comes and makes everyone in the universe have big butts. However it is a different universe. Not the one this fight is in. Once he gets there, everything seems inverted. He then gets a message from a person named "King Saettan, Evil Overlord":
Trying to defeat me? Nobody gets past ME, you puny child. If you want to defeat me, you have to go through the most dangerous path in the entire universe. Oh wait, you can-*BEEP*
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Saettan: Who bought this channel? PLEASE KILL HIM!
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Anyway, See you in hell!