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Your puch hits my armor that breaks your hand then I decapitate you with my darksaber

And you know, batman fights gods and he goes "I'll win anyways" next to them.

See, a god might threaten to destroy the planet, Batman would create a device to keep them from escaping and have them die with him.

Evil Robin #2 would get killed, come back to life, go up to a cyborg that absorbs the power of superhumans with lazer vision and flight, and would strap a rocket unto it and blast it into a pit, or steal it and hack it to fight his enemies.

Goody goody Robin #1 would stab it in the ears with explosive daggers and then blow it apart.

Instead of regenerating a new head, my body splits the cosmos, forming a black hole. You fall into it and are bootstrapped into smaller and smaller strands of molecules.

I summon the GOD PENCIL to destroy you. It turns your into the monkey princess and whacks you with a newspaper.

I stick a grenade in your mouth and blow your head up

I show you your mother.

Tangle razor wire around your head and pull it through your head

Deflect your lasers and then proceed to cut your head off before you can pull out your melee weapon.

Your too slow and my fellow deathwatch keep you at bay as I pull out my darksaber then after a short duel you are kneeling with your hands cut off then i cut off your head again XD

You explode because my head is so awesome.

I use awesome powers to kill you.

Actually my rocket explodes your head XP

I turn your blood to acid, corroding you from the inside out.

I slip razor wire into the sharks mouth and use that to ride the shark ten i jet pack the other way cuttng the shark down the middle

Nyan Lazer kills you all.

Laser reflected by stainless steel and shoot you back.

Quote from danthonywalker

OT: If that sword is a part of him I will just simply take it out...

The sword may be a part of me but it doesn't stop blood or anything. I can take it out as well. (and do so all the time)

OT; Slash and bash. and maybe Red Miles to ensure.

I attack you with my awesome green hair

Quote from wasmic5z

Should be pretty obvious what i would do...

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Ninjas.
oh well, same attack

I throw a subspace bomb in your face. The one from SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL.

EAT you.