1861: See how many people you can slap, shove, and throw cans of tomato soup at them before someone calls the police.
1862: Scream "I WANT BACON!!!" And throw all the products at people, use the shopping carts as bowling balls and use the manager as the bowling pin, and keep wrecking until someone gives you bacon.
1865: MAKE IT RAIN! ... cereal that is...
1866: When making it rain, why not throw balls of ice at people, you know... hail...
1867: Have someone stand around with a sheet of metal to make thunder noises WHILE you make it rain and hail
1868 Go to the produce section and start juggling 25 eggs at a time, and you get 1 point for every 5 eggs that drop. You will keep playing until you get to 100.
1869 Scream from the top of your lungs, WHY??? WHY???? Cry and sob and jump on the ground, screaming.
1870 Hack the radio and play a fire alarm sound effect on max volume. Leave it there, go to the middle of the store, scream, FIREEEE!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!
1871 Grab a bunch of breakfast foods, hide somewhere that looks like a table, and eat away. If someone finds you, just yell at them: HEY! I'M EATING BREAKFAST! CAN'T I HAVE SOME PRIVACY???!!!
1872 Get a cake, come up to random strangers and say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! When they say it's not their birthday, say, "oh well, you can have this cake." then throw it in their face, and run out of the store cackling loudly
1873 Go to the food court, order a hot dog. Go to a ketchup, mustard, and relish station. Put some on ketchup and mustard on the hotdog, grab some relish and put it in a bag. Then come up to some random dude and say, "Are these hotdogs good?" When they say yes, then take a bite of yours, turn around make groaning sounds, Stuff the relish in your mouth, and make fake vomiting sounds, and spit out the relish.
1874 Ask the employees, "do you sell HY-27 Modems?" (not a real product) When they say no, ask them, "do you sell HY-28 Modems?" They say no, keep asking them and raise the last number by 1. Keep doing this until they get bored and leave or until you reach the 100s. If they try to look up the item, run out of the store crying and screaming, "TARGET WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB!!!"
1880 because one of the people miscounted how many posts I made so start from 1880: Run around in a batman costume, no pants, extra points if you fart on the bat mobileNvm someone else made a mistake so its 1879 sry D:
1887: Walk around the store, slapping random costumers on the face with a bag of skittles.
1888: When people aren't looking, shove 2 bags of hersheys down their pants
1889: Get on the intercom and say, Attention all customers, every item in the store is now $2,000,000,000,000,000 plus tax.
1870: Get on the intercom and say, Attention all customers, every item in the store is now FREE! You dont have to pay anything! So run out the store!
1871: Go to an employee and say, hey, follow me. Walk fast across the store and catch the managers attention, and scream, THIS PERSON IS STALKING ME!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
1872: Wherever people are going to take a step, put a tomato can there. SLIP! Crash!!
1873: Run into the store, grab lots of shopping carts, and block the entrance (well you cant be kicked out of Walmart, entrance is blocked)
1874: When 2 people arent looking, swipe their carts.
1875: Go to the manager and say, Got any Grapes?
1876: Go to the picture frame isle and smash all the pictures
1877: Walk to the book isle and rip all the pages out. When someone sees you and says what are you doing, say, I don't know how to read. I think this is how you read. *rips another page*
1878: Run around the store screaming and knocking stuff off of shelves. When a manager tells you to get out or what are you doing, tell him/her "I didn't do anything! That was my twin!" Then run out of the store yelling and shouting and screaming
1904: Toss your groceries onto to floor, and when they ask why, you say, "the E. Coli were hungry... q.q" Then continue until you run out of names. Then start BS'ing names. Nobody know what you're talking about anyways.
1855: Get Skydoesminecraft or Antvenom to write a book, and have them do a signing at the Walmart
1860: Pies. Everywhere.
1862: Scream "I WANT BACON!!!" And throw all the products at people, use the shopping carts as bowling balls and use the manager as the bowling pin, and keep wrecking until someone gives you bacon.
1866: When making it rain, why not throw balls of ice at people, you know... hail...
1867: Have someone stand around with a sheet of metal to make thunder noises WHILE you make it rain and hail
1868 Go to the produce section and start juggling 25 eggs at a time, and you get 1 point for every 5 eggs that drop. You will keep playing until you get to 100.
1869 Scream from the top of your lungs, WHY??? WHY???? Cry and sob and jump on the ground, screaming.
1870 Hack the radio and play a fire alarm sound effect on max volume. Leave it there, go to the middle of the store, scream, FIREEEE!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!
1871 Grab a bunch of breakfast foods, hide somewhere that looks like a table, and eat away. If someone finds you, just yell at them: HEY! I'M EATING BREAKFAST! CAN'T I HAVE SOME PRIVACY???!!!
1872 Get a cake, come up to random strangers and say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! When they say it's not their birthday, say, "oh well, you can have this cake." then throw it in their face, and run out of the store cackling loudly
1873 Go to the food court, order a hot dog. Go to a ketchup, mustard, and relish station. Put some on ketchup and mustard on the hotdog, grab some relish and put it in a bag. Then come up to some random dude and say, "Are these hotdogs good?" When they say yes, then take a bite of yours, turn around make groaning sounds, Stuff the relish in your mouth, and make fake vomiting sounds, and spit out the relish.
1874 Ask the employees, "do you sell HY-27 Modems?" (not a real product) When they say no, ask them, "do you sell HY-28 Modems?" They say no, keep asking them and raise the last number by 1. Keep doing this until they get bored and leave or until you reach the 100s. If they try to look up the item, run out of the store crying and screaming, "TARGET WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB!!!"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.
1888: When people aren't looking, shove 2 bags of hersheys down their pants
1889: Get on the intercom and say, Attention all customers, every item in the store is now $2,000,000,000,000,000 plus tax.
1870: Get on the intercom and say, Attention all customers, every item in the store is now FREE! You dont have to pay anything! So run out the store!
1871: Go to an employee and say, hey, follow me. Walk fast across the store and catch the managers attention, and scream, THIS PERSON IS STALKING ME!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
1872: Wherever people are going to take a step, put a tomato can there. SLIP! Crash!!
1873: Run into the store, grab lots of shopping carts, and block the entrance (well you cant be kicked out of Walmart, entrance is blocked)
1874: When 2 people arent looking, swipe their carts.
1875: Go to the manager and say, Got any Grapes?
1876: Go to the picture frame isle and smash all the pictures
1877: Walk to the book isle and rip all the pages out. When someone sees you and says what are you doing, say, I don't know how to read. I think this is how you read. *rips another page*
1878: Run around the store screaming and knocking stuff off of shelves. When a manager tells you to get out or what are you doing, tell him/her "I didn't do anything! That was my twin!" Then run out of the store yelling and shouting and screaming
Only 1 or 2 situations per post. Anyways...
1904: Toss your groceries onto to floor, and when they ask why, you say, "the E. Coli were hungry... q.q" Then continue until you run out of names. Then start BS'ing names. Nobody know what you're talking about anyways.
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