I GIVE FLOWERS AND FREE STEAM GAMES TO THE GOD MODDER.
It gives him over 9000 HP and Mana, as well as a indestructible unstoppable unpassable to those who will do harm to it now or the future, or the past, portal that can summon anything imaginable, and then I become a goddmodder myself, with 1000/1000 HP.
DEFEAT ME AND MY FRIEND MORTALS, FOR WE ARE INVINCIBLE!!!!!
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(ps, puts on a buff that absorbs 999999999999999.999 (over 100%, way over) of damage taken. Only weakness is chuck norris tear's but the chuck norris doesn't cry. Ever. Or cancer would be cured.
Fite me! (I know! Its spelled wrong, its on purpose.)
The OP-ness of this is sucked into the black hole before it can do any damage!
I give the godmodder a justin bieber poster causing him to scream in terror and all his worst nightmare's (Justin Bieber) then send Glados and all the notorious super villians and heroes to all pwn him, and me and megaman go to ask steve and all minecraftians and youtubers to ultimitly destroy him and the whole thing ends period
I use the stupidness of this to attack the godmodder.
TT, please blacklist this guy and the other trolls.
I construct shields to protect GLaDOS. They weaken any attack by 5% and heal her for 1000 health.
And now for the godmodder.
Falcon...
HADOUKEN-KAMEHAME-PAWNCH!!!!!
(This attack has been directed at the godmodder.)
The godmodder attempts to block the punch, but due to being distracted, trips instead! The punch hits, and with the assists, deals 1 damage! +1000 health to GLaDOS, next attack weakened by 5%!
I guess this isn't wasted. I channel all the dark energy from killing whatever huge pile of random animals flying around and such (Already teleported the humans away in an attempt to raise Minor's karma) into infusing this with the Dark Side to increase it's power. I use a time machine so I can do this before it hits.
i used a spell before the paradox happened to make it not happen, then i call in the entire mojang team, herobrine, Chuck Norris, all the memes of the internet, every kung fu movie star, every action movie star, all video game characters, and every minecraft youtuber and give them all clones of my modded sword, then every single one attacks you at once. this attack happened when you were paralized. and remember, i can use any spell to counter any mod he does. i also made a spell which makes it so that annoying memes like trollface wont troll me.
Well, if they attacked ME(as I am separate from the godmodder), I would probably die after the first blow. But I am still here, and did not see any of my attackers, so obviously this failed somehow.
i do this same thing, but this time notch gave me permission to use this command, and if he cant, he threatend that if the server user will not make commands work, then he will delete minecraft on every computer in the world, except mine because its protected by billions of spyware and herobrines, and everything mentioned in this thread would not exist, except me because i have the best computer in the world. also all my bodyguards, herobrines, and my amazing army of memes, movie stars, and minecrafters will use every program they know to stop the godmodder or any of his team to mod notchs delete. also i spelled notch to be invincible
Anyways, Oblivion the Destroyer decides he is tired of hiding and performs a worldbreaker-combo on deathwing. A worldbreaker combo is a series of slashes stabs and thrusts with a scythe such as the one of Oblivion, that has enough power to create a hole through earth.
2500 damage! Destroyer removed from hiding and shield regen!
Several squads of infantry arrive, followed by a squad of tanks. the units are loyal to me and would rather die than defect.
Meanwhile, My crew salvages parts from the death star and adds them to the voltzmobile, giving it +25K HP and making it repair 1k every time I post from salvaged repair drones.
The infantry summons were sucked in by a black hole! The voltsmobile repair parts were also sicked in, unfortunately...
Alright, if you want it that way, 10 railguns use antimatter bullets on your black hole! the other 10 are on the opposite side and fire on the Terror Pigman.
The black hole sucks in the ammo, 3000 damage to the pigman!
Thank you. Antimatter stuff strengthens black holes. Remember to charge your summons, like I'm doing, because one-turn summons almost always join the godmodder.
I grab the godmodder's shoulders and pull him away from the battle. "Please." I say. "You can end this insanity, all you need do is stop. Stop this madness and they," I motion to the collective people. "will let you live." I say. "Please, understand that I want to help you, I want to stop this needless violence. Repent, or you will be destroyed." I leave the godmodder with that haunting statement before dismally walking back to the anti-godmodder side. I turn towards the godmodder. "Come, please. See reason."
The godmodder begins to have doubts, but then he reminds himself of his last unplayed card and returns to normal.
ULTIMATE ATTACK! The Voltzmobile flies over the godmodder's Mobile Task Forces, then opens fire. it drops a massive amount of ender explosive, sucking some of the troops into the end and summoning enderman that kill the rest. Railguns fire to finish off the brigades, and a volley of missiles decimates the terror pigman.
I also hire some XCOM scientists to do a terror with autopsy. it will be done on page 225.
I use the sheer illogicality and un-thought-out-ey-ness of poomabwa's post to attack the godmoddder, banishing him from this realm forever
(P.S. TT2000, can you list the shrine stats? Like how many turns it has until it can be used again? I want to try and summon back Sasha)
Ok, but keep in mind that the actual entities can not be summoned, just their attacks.
FYI, if you are summoning an entity from a REALLY long time ago, you should probably remind me of its stats, or the page where I can see the stats.
I GIVE FLOWERS AND FREE STEAM GAMES TO THE GOD MODDER.
It gives him over 9000 HP and Mana, as well as a indestructible unstoppable unpassable to those who will do harm to it now or the future, or the past, portal that can summon anything imaginable, and then I become a goddmodder myself, with 1000/1000 HP.
DEFEAT ME AND MY FRIEND MORTALS, FOR WE ARE INVINCIBLE!!!!!
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(ps, puts on a buff that absorbs 999999999999999.999 (over 100%, way over) of damage taken. Only weakness is chuck norris tear's but the chuck norris doesn't cry. Ever. Or cancer would be cured.
Fite me! (I know! Its spelled wrong, its on purpose.)
The godmodder heals you for 100 health, causing you to absorb you negatively and take tons of damage and die!
I take every military item produced by the US and USSR during the arms race, as well as all of the soldiers from their armies and make them immune to nuclear radiation, make them friends, then use this plan (each part happens at a different time. the bulleted events happen spontaneously):
part 1
-Fire all nukes and ballistic missiles at the godmodder
-use ABMs to shoot down anything he uses to counter them
part 2
-take down any airborne defenses he may have with fighters
-take down any AA weapons he may have with fighter bombers
part 3
-bomb the crap out of him with heavy bombers
-bombard him with howitzers and rocket artillery
part 4
-drop a division of paratroopers around him to set up MG nests, mortars, and snipers around him
-move armored columns through the gaps between the listed positions to attack him
part 5
-move APCs and LAVs through the gaps between the positions to keep him pinned down
-use the rockets and MGs from attack helicopters to help keep him pinned down
-move in half the infantry to provide support for the tanks
-use the other half to enclose the perimeter of defenses around him
I give the godmodder a justin bieber poster causing him to scream in terror and all his worst nightmare's (Justin Bieber) then send Glados and all the notorious super villians and heroes to all pwn him, and me and megaman go to ask steve and all minecraftians and youtubers to ultimitly destroy him and the whole thing ends period
The godmodder LIKES Justin Beiber. Horrible, but that is just another reason he needs to go! The rest was sucked up by a black hole!
You know, like 2/10 6/9, stuff like that. Multi-post builds.
I use the stupidness of this to attack the godmodder.
TT, please blacklist this guy and the other trolls.
I generally don't blacklist people unless it is really bad(AKA flooding with troll posts). 1 post isn't enough, and oftentimes the troll doesn't even bother to return.
AXIS: 30/37 <--- Time stamp example. I've spent 30 posts on my AXIS and I need a total of 37 posts.
Note about op attacks: Just ignore them. TT2000 never allows stuff like that to actually work.
Probably the best solution...
The godmodder blasts the destroyer, finishing it! The terror pigman and DeathWing brutally assault GLaDOS, dealing 11000 damage, weakened to 9900 damage! GLaDOS poisons Deathwing, and Saxton Hale and the Voltsmobile blast the terror pigman for 20000 damage! An iron golem squad comes out of the machine!
Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-godmodder)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 1 posts remaining)
Golem Squad: 1000/1000x1(anti-godmodder)
Terror pigman: 8000/50000(pro-godmodder)(poisoned, -5000 health per turn for 3 more turns)
The thing looks kind of like a fusion of a Bidoof and Kirby... I wait for the Terror Pigman to be injured by his poison for this turn then attempt to knock his head off as a fatality.
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Mr. Godmodder likes JB eh?
I show the godmodder a GIF of Justin Beiber getting murdered and disemboweled by cute little kittens. Over, and over, and over...
I launch 10 railgun shots into the Terror pigman, leaving it weak enoough for neurotoxin to kill. I then begin upgrading armor. the armor will take 5 posts to upgrade, and the ship cannot regen health becaause its crew is occupied.
2/5 armoring
While the crew is armoring, I catch the "thing" in a pokeball, then use the pokeball as a railgun shell that is shot out of the front gun into the godmodder.
The OP-ness of this is sucked into the black hole before it can do any damage!
You know, like 2/10 6/9, stuff like that. Multi-post builds.
I use the stupidness of this to attack the godmodder.
TT, please blacklist this guy and the other trolls.
Note about op attacks: Just ignore them. TT2000 never allows stuff like that to actually work.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The godmodder attempts to block the punch, but due to being distracted, trips instead! The punch hits, and with the assists, deals 1 damage! +1000 health to GLaDOS, next attack weakened by 5%!
Well, if they attacked ME(as I am separate from the godmodder), I would probably die after the first blow. But I am still here, and did not see any of my attackers, so obviously this failed somehow.
No double posting!
2500 damage! Destroyer removed from hiding and shield regen!
The infantry summons were sucked in by a black hole! The voltsmobile repair parts were also sicked in, unfortunately...
Shield boosted!
The black hole sucks in the ammo, 3000 damage to the pigman!
On what?
Does nothing!
The godmodder begins to have doubts, but then he reminds himself of his last unplayed card and returns to normal.
2000 damage!
The MTFs are dead!
Summoned! But I cant' see the picture, so you can you tell me the name of the entity?
Ok, but keep in mind that the actual entities can not be summoned, just their attacks.
FYI, if you are summoning an entity from a REALLY long time ago, you should probably remind me of its stats, or the page where I can see the stats.
The godmodder heals you for 100 health, causing you to absorb you negatively and take tons of damage and die!
2250 damage!
The godmodder decoy was completely incinerated!
The godmodder already tripped this turn! What do you mean by "time stamp"?
The godmodder LIKES Justin Beiber. Horrible, but that is just another reason he needs to go! The rest was sucked up by a black hole!
I generally don't blacklist people unless it is really bad(AKA flooding with troll posts). 1 post isn't enough, and oftentimes the troll doesn't even bother to return.
Probably the best solution...
The godmodder blasts the destroyer, finishing it! The terror pigman and DeathWing brutally assault GLaDOS, dealing 11000 damage, weakened to 9900 damage! GLaDOS poisons Deathwing, and Saxton Hale and the Voltsmobile blast the terror pigman for 20000 damage! An iron golem squad comes out of the machine!
Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-godmodder)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 1 posts remaining)
Golem Squad: 1000/1000x1(anti-godmodder)
Terror pigman: 8000/50000(pro-godmodder)(poisoned, -5000 health per turn for 3 more turns)
GLaDOS: 49100/75000(neurotoxic sprayer)(anti-godmodder)
Saxton Hale: 77000/80000(anti-godmodder)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)
DeathWing: 4080/8580(pro-godmodder)(poisoned, -1250 health per turn for 3 more turns)
Thing: 50/50(neutral)(does nothing)
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)
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The godmodder decoy was eliminated, all attacks will now go straight to the godmodder.
I heal GLaDOS for 2000 health.
I transport DeathWing and the Terror Pigman into the beginning of time, and make them blow up by the Big Bang.
Fueled by the one-turn summons, the black hole continues to grow...
(No, I haven't figured out what I'm summoning yet.)
Bidoof kirby looks adorable.
Meanwhile I land on the deathwing and stab it with a comically large sword.
I show the godmodder a GIF of Justin Beiber getting murdered and disemboweled by cute little kittens. Over, and over, and over...
TT2000, if I tell the other anti-godmodder folk a strategy, will the godmodder be able to know what it is?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The black hole turns blacker.
(Ok, I know that's a lame description. You try thinking of 30 steps in a single summoning!)
1/5 armoring
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs18/f/2007/174/9/9/Bidoof_Kirby_by_somedumbgamer.jpg
Also, I turn the bidoof kirby from ginger to normal, because making it ginger would probably make the godmodder kill it because knowing him, he probably hates gingers.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
While the crew is armoring, I catch the "thing" in a pokeball, then use the pokeball as a railgun shell that is shot out of the front gun into the godmodder.