I've been listening to Eminem for years.
And thats why, with my two wondrous ears
I can make these raps - I know the timing and the rhyming.
If you think I'm lying, well I'm flying high in the sky tonight.
I return, so better get your earmuffs out,
I dont rap with normal volume, I SHOUT!
There can be, ONLY O-O-ONE!
Sure enough, the others will all be gone!
I am both subzero and burning bright as day,
Compared to me, even Eminems raps are gay,
When I walk on the stage the place will combust,
Burn to the ground and lie there covered in dust.
Engie, you're making this a personal death wish.
And I'm sure that one day, the grim reaper will grant this.
But lay your cards down, chill and melt in the back.
Subzero and burning? HA! Hell froze over after that.
You can't touch me or burn me, because I am invisible.
The mistakable and feasible corrections are divisible.
Write a novel about how you met the king.
Then step inside the ring, the bell will sound. DING-DING-DING
I slipped my gloves on, but now they come off.
Satan's minions ain't got nothing on me, I'm the boss.
I hope you wake up, lying down in a hospital today.
The pills you'll be given will wipe your rapping history away.
I return, so better get your earmuffs out,
I dont rap with normal volume, I SHOUT!
There can be, ONLY O-O-ONE!
Sure enough, the others will all be gone!
I am both subzero and burning bright as day,
Compared to me, even Eminems raps are gay,
When I walk on the stage the place will combust,
Burn to the ground and lie there covered in dust.
Engie, you're making this a personal death wish.
And I'm sure that one day, the grim reaper will grant this.
But lay your cards down, chill and melt in the back.
Subzero and burning? HA! Hell froze over after that.
You can't touch me or burn me, because I am invisible.
The mistakable and feasible corrections are divisible.
Write a novel about how you met the king.
Then step inside the ring, the bell will sound. DING-DING-DING
I slipped my gloves on, but now they come off.
Satan's minions ain't got nothing on me, I'm the boss.
I hope you wake up, lying down in a hospital today.
The pills you'll be given will wipe your rapping history away.
Good, not the new leader, but very very close.
Engie, you must post again within 24 hours.
Your rapping skills? HA! You cannot rap,
Go back to ****hub and continue to ***,
I censored those words for your virgin eyes,
Now run for your life and watch the skies,
You know damn well that I am the true king,
I mean come on, your raps are more ugly then the Thing!
Sorry I've been gone for so long, my friends.
But my rapping? Not here, not where it ends.
I can try while I'm snick, with my snot-nose coming.
And my coughing is contagious, you better start running
It's a mess of raps, traps, full of crap, and caps in your a**.
Sorry, no foul language after this, cause I have class.
Yo butterfingers, can you out-rap my raps?
Or will you fall to the bottom while I'm on top of this yap.
Like a glitch in the Matrix, I am a small error.
But I bring fear, horror, and redefined terror.
Stop filling your lungs with chunks and gunks of this crud.
Or next time my kick will pick you, and you'll fall in the mud!
You are right - you ARE actually a SMALL error,
But you are WRONG 100% about the B-S- terror,
You are ill, so I shall lay off the ownage so you can keep up,
Despite the fact that you should just shut up,
That word repetition is acceptable while you are sickly,
Laugh while you can, for your reign will be over quickly.
Oh, and my chesthair of iron broke your leg,
On a north-facing sheep, you are the south-most dreg,
Whats wrong little beyatch, I am too hot for you?
TOUGH, little baby, you are the crap in the loo,
You kids today dont know how to dominate,
All that disgrace to your face will do is motivate.
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(I dunno how to rap, so I'll just give it a try)
Screw dis, I've got a sentry to wrangle, unlike yours, filled with rainbows
What does it shoot? Magic, thats what, well magic is no subsitute for a bloody 2000 round of bullets.
Careful there, I play Team Fortress 2, filled with bodies, hats and crockets,
no matter watcha do, you'll die, either with a quickscope, rocket stump, or a Saxton Hale.
Saxton hale hasnt got anything on me,
***** please, I dont need to wrangle my sentry,
You are a goddamn dollar note around a toilet paper holder,
Take your baby rattle back and climb back in the stroller!
You guys are amazing
I can't even try
All you guys deserve praising
The skill here brings a tear to my eye
I know I suck
But I don't care
Here I'm just a sitting duck
Drowning in talent, gasping for air.
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Stay outta this hoss, this is 2 engies havin' a rap,
after all one of them a brony and a half, formely,
I've got tanks, busters, what do you have, a Gordan Freeman?
He can't count to 3, neither can Valve.
I say no
To a lot of shat
Lets be honest, you all are about as good as cats.
Continue the combat, don't stop.
Hey hey, atleast I can wear flip-flops.
So you fatso's go eat some more gumdrops.
Win.
Engie, come on...
PageClaim.
Hope he posts soon, I wanna see what Engie can come up with.
I hope more people join too, it'd be cool.
I dont rap with normal volume, I SHOUT!
There can be, ONLY O-O-ONE!
Sure enough, the others will all be gone!
I am both subzero and burning bright as day,
Compared to me, even Eminems raps are gay,
When I walk on the stage the place will combust,
Burn to the ground and lie there covered in dust.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
And I'm sure that one day, the grim reaper will grant this.
But lay your cards down, chill and melt in the back.
Subzero and burning? HA! Hell froze over after that.
You can't touch me or burn me, because I am invisible.
The mistakable and feasible corrections are divisible.
Write a novel about how you met the king.
Then step inside the ring, the bell will sound. DING-DING-DING
I slipped my gloves on, but now they come off.
Satan's minions ain't got nothing on me, I'm the boss.
I hope you wake up, lying down in a hospital today.
The pills you'll be given will wipe your rapping history away.
Good.
Good, not the new leader, but very very close.
Engie, you must post again within 24 hours.
Go back to ****hub and continue to ***,
I censored those words for your virgin eyes,
Now run for your life and watch the skies,
You know damn well that I am the true king,
I mean come on, your raps are more ugly then the Thing!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
C'mon at least try, it wouldn't hurt.
Alert, Alert, Alert.
We got a sissy.
Now, please go weep to yo' mum.
You bloody mess.
But my rapping? Not here, not where it ends.
I can try while I'm snick, with my snot-nose coming.
And my coughing is contagious, you better start running
It's a mess of raps, traps, full of crap, and caps in your a**.
Sorry, no foul language after this, cause I have class.
Yo butterfingers, can you out-rap my raps?
Or will you fall to the bottom while I'm on top of this yap.
Like a glitch in the Matrix, I am a small error.
But I bring fear, horror, and redefined terror.
Stop filling your lungs with chunks and gunks of this crud.
Or next time my kick will pick you, and you'll fall in the mud!
But you are WRONG 100% about the B-S- terror,
You are ill, so I shall lay off the ownage so you can keep up,
Despite the fact that you should just shut up,
That word repetition is acceptable while you are sickly,
Laugh while you can, for your reign will be over quickly.
Oh, and my chesthair of iron broke your leg,
On a north-facing sheep, you are the south-most dreg,
Whats wrong little beyatch, I am too hot for you?
TOUGH, little baby, you are the crap in the loo,
You kids today dont know how to dominate,
All that disgrace to your face will do is motivate.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
XD Wat the hell?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Screw dis, I've got a sentry to wrangle, unlike yours, filled with rainbows
What does it shoot? Magic, thats what, well magic is no subsitute for a bloody 2000 round of bullets.
Careful there, I play Team Fortress 2, filled with bodies, hats and crockets,
no matter watcha do, you'll die, either with a quickscope, rocket stump, or a Saxton Hale.
***** please, I dont need to wrangle my sentry,
You are a goddamn dollar note around a toilet paper holder,
Take your baby rattle back and climb back in the stroller!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I can't even try
All you guys deserve praising
The skill here brings a tear to my eye
I know I suck
But I don't care
Here I'm just a sitting duck
Drowning in talent, gasping for air.
That was lame, and I am in shame.
It's pics not dics
after all one of them a brony and a half, formely,
I've got tanks, busters, what do you have, a Gordan Freeman?
He can't count to 3, neither can Valve.
To a lot of shat
Lets be honest, you all are about as good as cats.
Continue the combat, don't stop.
Hey hey, atleast I can wear flip-flops.
So you fatso's go eat some more gumdrops.