So anywho, Your name is Steve (Edward McFrank Lilly Junior the third) Burcolipse and your interests are gaming, which you do since the age of 7, pixelart, which you are good at drawing and sewing, and sewing. Today is your birthday and you are now 14. You have a new computer on your desk and your dad has a present for you downstairs.
I play minecraft, then feel so pumped up with adrenaline from killling creepers, i free-run downstairs, and kick my dad in the face. After knocking him to the ground, i rip open the present. It's a machine gun! I kill everyone in the neighbor hood.