Its like going to a police station telling them how you stole a purse and demonstrating it, while arguing the benefits of it. You'd still go to jail because you're an idiot.
Me and my friends were playing Rainbow Six today and when my friend tried to take a Desert Eagle off of my dead body, his arm glitched out and the gun disappeared giving him nothing but a finger going "BANG BANG BANG".
We were joking around calling it a "Desert Finger."
Oh and I am more than alive but that is more than I can say for my dog.
Firstly, let me state that I love these sort of threads.
Secondly, let me then respond with a casual "I'm not dead." My left index finger was on my left knee- which is raised as a result if it resting up on my bed, and it was pointing down towards my bed and floor. The bullet would have passed inches from my foot, but physically I would be perfectly fine.
Judging from the angle I had my finger pointed at and since I assume that this thread counts only the tip segment of my pointer finger, I shot through 3 walls and put a hole in that stupid radio in the other room.
As I typed that with my right hand I had my left hand curled up so I could rest my chin on it, so essentially I just shot myself in the shoulder.
We were joking around calling it a "Desert Finger."
Oh and I am more than alive but that is more than I can say for my dog.
Secondly, let me then respond with a casual "I'm not dead." My left index finger was on my left knee- which is raised as a result if it resting up on my bed, and it was pointing down towards my bed and floor. The bullet would have passed inches from my foot, but physically I would be perfectly fine.
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Curse PremiumOther wise, my fork.(Just had dinner)
Oh ****, he will be mad.
[EDIT: I'm holding a phone, not the "other thing.")
Shot my ****...
Left hand happened to be 'sitting' there :/