i summon cthulhu which corrupts the world and gives me the world plus the hill, but obliterating any trace of Orkycrafty which he will protect me from all who try to take over my hill so in turn,
I summon Christ, and banish Cthulhu. I then continue to Punch you in your teeth, knocking out, burying you alive, then leading the Amish people from family guy to swiftly construct a village, and a ten foot tall iron wall maned with archers and riflemen. Then We live in this village for several years, constructing a society and government.
My good friend Christ Resurrects me, Damns you, and converts my 300 Amish people into Spartans, And we continue to live in the village, training and training for years on end.
You suddenly see...no, can it be? a golden banana the size of a building! you go off of the hill to grab it, and while you eat it, I fly back to the top of what is once again...
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MY HILL!!
Dude I only do immortality pills and peaches - not bananas. And besides, aren't you supposed to be floating around in the sky? why stay on a hill? go back to the Aether, that's where you belong. This hill is my hill
*summons a band of monkey warriors armed with heavenforged weapons to protect the hill.
I summon a Stealth bomber to kill the monkeys because they have Heaven forged WEAPONS not armor so they die off easily. the chuck norris comes and kills you with his kick then to make sure youre down captin falcon comes blows up the entire planet with his punch everything and everyone but me and the hill is destroyed so.....................MY HILL HERPERDERPP
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MY HILL!
my hill
My hill, fair and square.
Still, MY HILL!!!
My HILL
MY HILL
(Amish people run away in fear)
*Uses sniper rifle to finish you off*
My Hill
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MY HILL!
MY HILL
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
*pays off the Persians - the Persians have no honour, and escort Entophobia off the hill with the tanks.
...
MY HILL!!
*summons a band of monkey warriors armed with heavenforged weapons to protect the hill.
You know Sun, I wasn't going to make very many pony references, but seeing as you want them so bad....
I NAME THIS HILL UNICORNIA! IN HONOR OF OUR COMMUNIST DICTATOR, PRINCESS CELESTIA.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
so, after landing on the nice, unprotected hill, I put up a psychic sheild, making it...
MY HILL!
I collect the remnants of the hill and RandomIdoit, and remould it into a new hill.
My hill.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.