This thread is dedicated to awesome quotes said by anyone, whether it be your dad, a movie character, or a villain from a video game! Post your quotes!
"Come Nerevar, friend or traitor come, come and look upon the heart and Akulakhan."
-Dagoth Ur, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."
-Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
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Oh! Heres another one. "...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, andfruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." -Monty pyton and the holygrail, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Hand_Grenade_of_Antioch
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This thread is about as good as seeing an Italian mobster using a banana and a pineapple as weapons with a straight face, “Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona
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"...and then the plot line became so thick that it was a rectangle."
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"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
Colored text indicates in-character statements/actions. Because Forum Games has basically just been a big open RP for a long time now and it's the only place I ever post anymore, when I post at all.
[Burt cuts off a piece of fuse for a bomb for Earl]
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
"Come Nerevar, friend or traitor come, come and look upon the heart and Akulakhan."
-Dagoth Ur, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."
-Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
There is is a few examples of what I mean.
-Fluttershy said this to Pinky Pie
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Every youtuber makes a famous quote on your channel?
Still not tempted.
Says the Terminator
-Mom,My mom
"Prime Number:A prime number can only be divided by it self and the number 1"
-Grade 6 Math Nelson TextBook
-Said in all seriousness by my sister.
"...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, andfruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
-Monty pyton and the holygrail, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Hand_Grenade_of_Antioch
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-Ellis, at the Dead Center start.
Aha. That videah.
“Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona
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-Virginia in Dragonzball P
Jokes aside...
"The Doctor can go screw himself!"
Even in death I still serve.-Dreadnought pilot
DESPAIR FOR I AM THE END OF DAYS!-Daemon Prince
After a thousand battles, one only sees death-Rhino driver
We need a new driver! this one is dead!-Kharn the Betrayer
virtually everything in 40k is worth quotation. That or I'm easily impressed.
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
- From The Movie Tremors