I do the can-can on top of the tower with my feet strapped to "spider"-type fireworks filled with flaming iron pokers made out of organic plumbing gorillas eating chopsticks with large explosive pig's feet stuffed with fireworks and glue sticks with chili dogs and mustard and run-on sentences filling out the outline of the tower's anicrystal and glitchy goodness of the might steed on which I'm standing with tight leather straps around its waist holding together a large assortment of furios band members playing absurdly large instruments of world destruction while I sneer at the lowly peasants holding the crab's lungs assuming they have a monkey's paw of jiu-jitsu masterpiece while I write this absurd amount of gibberish to combat the tower.
I cannot even comprehend what you just typed.
Firework bonus!
200 Damage
My Defense: I build a small wall around the Tower, restoring 100 Shields
Tower: -229, -348 Health: 9,771 / 10,000 Shields: 752 / 1,000 Status: = Sturdy Boosts: Shield Generator (+50 Shields every post for 3 posts) Curses: None
Like the old days of Destroy the Tower, Damage numbers will be lowered due to the lower Health of the Tower. Also, for maximum day one feel, Contracts cannot be fulfilled. But leveling up and accepting promotions can still be done.
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
PALUAI USED PRAYERbecause Earthbound
Professional mincebag
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There's no kill like overkill.
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There's no kill like overkill.
50 Damage
I cannot even comprehend what you just typed.
Firework bonus!
200 Damage
100 Damage
Firework bonus!
250 Damage
Next Attack fails
Not unless it has its own Health and Shields value. If so, then you can't use it.
Next Attack fails
Failed!
The sentries somehow defend the Tower from the wave!
25 Damage
Tower regenerating Shields
100 Damage
Every Round?
OP. It disintegrates.
It's gone, so you hit the Tower instead for 100 Damage
Firework bonus!
500 Damage
Does nothing!
And from what I remember, the move is just called Pray.
My Defense: I build a small wall around the Tower, restoring 100 Shields
Tower: -229, -348
Health: 9,771 / 10,000
Shields: 752 / 1,000
Status: = Sturdy
Boosts: Shield Generator (+50 Shields every post for 3 posts)
Curses: None
Like the old days of Destroy the Tower, Damage numbers will be lowered due to the lower Health of the Tower. Also, for maximum day one feel, Contracts cannot be fulfilled. But leveling up and accepting promotions can still be done.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
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There's no kill like overkill.
There's no kill like overkill.
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I shoot the tower with a grenade launcher
There's no kill like overkill.
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There's no kill like overkill.
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There's no kill like overkill.
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I shoot the tower with a grenade launcher
There's no kill like overkill.