As the topic states, You are stranded on a deserted island. There are no trees. You can't drink the water, as it is seawater. You have no food. No shelter. You have no way of contacting anybody or swimming to safety.
All you have is 3 objects, defined by the poster above you to survive.
You must state how you will use the items to survive/ get away or contact somebody. Your answers don't be incredibly realistic, just make sure you only use the 3 things.
You then have to state three things that the next poster would get to survive. It could be ANYTHING. Life time supply of chips, a boat, A flying donkey on wheels, whatever.
Example:
P1: 1 elephant, 16 superpowered rockets, and a bagel.
P2: I would strap the rockets to the elephant and fly away at the speed of sound while eating the bagel and laughing like a madman.
Then list 3 more items.
Alright, the 3 items for the next user are: 1 Potato chip.
A life supply of butterfly stickers.
A shovel.
eat the chip cuz its tasty.
dig down to stone and realize stone takes to long to break with showel
begin covering every where with the stickers untill death
ok ill do his eat the tree cuz its tasty
wtf is the first one? lol
cut wrists with the disk after breaking it
next 3
used condom
math book
guitar
Alright I shall put the saltwater in the condom and use my guitar skills to heat the condom making the water drinkable, after I condom water I shall teach the monkeys math with the math book so that they can construct a rocket which I will use to....make the island a tourist attractions :smile.gif:
Edit:
1 Cruch bar
1 blind dog
a portapotty (w/ water but you gotta be really high to drink it)
I use the portapotty for EMERGENCY water (ugh) and use the blind dog to dig me a tunnel to the Bahamas.... And i use the crunch bar to give the dog energy to dig
I put on the mask and watch, and offer the Dry Salted Mackeral to the gods of time. The gods of time then reverse time to the point before I was on the island.
Next Person:
A rubix cube
2 giant gorillas
A box of tissues
Assuming it is a REALLY big gun, I would put on the mask for style, strap the gun to the cardboard box and shoot the gun, propelling me forward. At this point I would extend my arms for wings and drop the gun to reduce weight, and fly to safety (In style)
Next Person
A computer mouse
1 Nail
A ticket to the movie: Creepers strike back.
turn computer mouse and nail into rocket with alchemy!(wut?)
place rocket at the flat ground!
fire and fly to movie theater!
and go watch Creepers strike back!
to next person who have to escape island
RPG-7 (Load'ed)
klein's star(Quote From EE)
philosopher's stone
I drink the radioactive soda, slip myself on the banana peel and barf on the caculator using my barf powers that i got from the radioactive soda and barf myself home.
I drink the radioactive soda, slip myself on the banana peel and barf on the caculator using my barf powers that i got from the radioactive soda and barf myself home.
Next three things:
1.Pig
2.Justin Bieber's face
3.A rock
I would throw the rock at the pig and jump on top of it, the show it Justin Bieber's face. The pig would go into a frenzy and harness its inner power to get the hell out of there.
Next person:
1 Microwave oven.
A pair of scissors
A light switch
I would throw the rock at the pig and jump on top of it, the show it Justin Bieber's face. The pig would go into a frenzy and harness its inner power to get the hell out of there.
Next person:
1 Microwave oven.
A pair of scissors
A light switch
I would wire the light switch to the microwave, put the scissors inside the microwave, turn it on using the switch, sit on top and blast off to the nearest continent.
Next person:
Thesaurus
A ruler
A dead beetle
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If you can't strive for perfection, what can you strive for?
Assuming it is a REALLY big gun, I would put on the mask for style, strap the gun to the cardboard box and shoot the gun, propelling me forward. At this point I would extend my arms for wings and drop the gun to reduce weight, and fly to safety (In style)
Next Person
A computer mouse
1 Nail
A ticket to the movie: Creepers strike back.
did you put mask to what?
anyway:
i Use ruler to wirte "help" on sands.
then i eat dead beetle for emergency food. i throw Thesaurus to forest.
i put Thesaurus in sand.
Have the rabbid '**** dig through to the other side of the earth, while I skin Rebecca Black alive and use her skin as a boat and the creeper as a paddle.
Next poster gets one Pinkie Pie, a Panzerfaust, oh, and one Cake.
I'm always happy just 'cause there isn't a reason to be sad.
Don't take this as there is nothing that could cause sadness. I just mean it's pointless to dwell on it. I mean, depression is so boring.
All you have is 3 objects, defined by the poster above you to survive.
You must state how you will use the items to survive/ get away or contact somebody. Your answers don't be incredibly realistic, just make sure you only use the 3 things.
You then have to state three things that the next poster would get to survive. It could be ANYTHING. Life time supply of chips, a boat, A flying donkey on wheels, whatever.
Example:
P1: 1 elephant, 16 superpowered rockets, and a bagel.
P2: I would strap the rockets to the elephant and fly away at the speed of sound while eating the bagel and laughing like a madman.
Then list 3 more items.
Alright, the 3 items for the next user are:
1 Potato chip.
A life supply of butterfly stickers.
A shovel.
Good luck...
dig down to stone and realize stone takes to long to break with showel
begin covering every where with the stickers untill death
the next 3 are
1 a used condom
2 a math book
3 guitar
wtf is the first one? lol
cut wrists with the disk after breaking it
next 3
used condom
math book
guitar
Alright I shall put the saltwater in the condom and use my guitar skills to heat the condom making the water drinkable, after I condom water I shall teach the monkeys math with the math book so that they can construct a rocket which I will use to....make the island a tourist attractions :smile.gif:
Edit:
1 Cruch bar
1 blind dog
a portapotty (w/ water but you gotta be really high to drink it)
Next person:
Mask
Watch
Dry salted mackerel.
Next Person:
A rubix cube
2 giant gorillas
A box of tissues
The tissues will be used to clean up.
Team Silverback Forever
NEXT PERSON:
Cardboard Box
A single-bullet gun
Majora's mask
Next Person
A computer mouse
1 Nail
A ticket to the movie: Creepers strike back.
place rocket at the flat ground!
fire and fly to movie theater!
and go watch Creepers strike back!
to next person who have to escape island
RPG-7 (Load'ed)
klein's star(Quote From EE)
philosopher's stone
I would use the 3 invisible items to create an inseption and teleport to safety
Next person:
A calculator
1 Banana, peeled.
A can of radioactive soda.
Next three things:
1.Pig
2.Justin Bieber's face
3.A rock
"Oh wait, Your saving it for the spur?" "You dont love me then" -Curly
I would throw the rock at the pig and jump on top of it, the show it Justin Bieber's face. The pig would go into a frenzy and harness its inner power to get the hell out of there.
Next person:
1 Microwave oven.
A pair of scissors
A light switch
I would wire the light switch to the microwave, put the scissors inside the microwave, turn it on using the switch, sit on top and blast off to the nearest continent.
Next person:
Thesaurus
A ruler
A dead beetle
did you put mask to what?
anyway:
i Use ruler to wirte "help" on sands.
then i eat dead beetle for emergency food.
i throw Thesaurus to forest.i put Thesaurus in sand.
Next person:
Stegosaurus
A Longshot
Mask of turth
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.
Hmm.. I would use the longshot on the stegosaures while wearing the mask of truth for styles and he would get annoyed and fling me back home.
"Oh wait, Your saving it for the spur?" "You dont love me then" -Curly
The next poster gets:
An island on the moon.
A very limited supply of oxygen.
A broken rocket.
Dead monkeys.
Kukukuku.....
A creeper, Rebecaa black, and a racoon with rabies
Next poster gets one Pinkie Pie, a Panzerfaust, oh, and one Cake.
Don't take this as there is nothing that could cause sadness. I just mean it's pointless to dwell on it. I mean, depression is so boring.
I just need Pinky, with her we can break the 4th wall and escape this twisted reality series I'm on.
Next poster gets:
A role of ductape
a used up car battery
an old phone (the kind that have a cord)