1. Yo mama so poor, she drinks soup with a fork (And no, the soup isn't Chunkies).
2. Yo mama so fat, if there was a top 10 list for fattest people, she'd be 6 of them.
3. Yo mama so stupid, she died at the drive-in theater waiting for the "movie" called "Closed for the Winter"
4. Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
5. Yo mama so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wore to court.
6. Yo mama so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.
7. Yo mama so fat, when she went to Japan for vacation, everyone said "GODZILLA!!!"
8. Yo mama so ugly, her shadow left her.
9. Yo mama so ugly, her doctor treats her my mail-order.
10. Yo mama so stupid, she threw a (Non-flightless) bird off a cliff to try to kill it.
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QUESTIONABLE QUESTIONS BELOW!
(More Coming)
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Can you daydream at night?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will now grow."?
If it's better then the leading brand, then why isn't it the leading brand?
If Satan punishes the evildoers, doesn't that make him a good guy?
If you rape a prostitute, is this sexual assault or shoplifting?
Why were the guys that thought Superman was a bird or a plane so excited?
If you have X-ray vision and you close your eyes, can you still see?
If swearing is immature, why is it referred to as "adult language"?
If Earth is the third planet from the Sun, is every country a third-world country?
What language does a deaf person think in?
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Why isn't there another word for synonym?
What happens if you put a werewolf on the Moon?
Why is it called the Secret Service if everyone knows about it?
If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
When siamese twins take the bus, do they pay for 1 or 2?
Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
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I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works
*there may or may not be cake
^ A true sign of creativity ^
2. Yo mama so fat, if there was a top 10 list for fattest people, she'd be 6 of them.
3. Yo mama so stupid, she died at the drive-in theater waiting for the "movie" called "Closed for the Winter"
4. Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
5. Yo mama so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wore to court.
6. Yo mama so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.
7. Yo mama so fat, when she went to Japan for vacation, everyone said "GODZILLA!!!"
8. Yo mama so ugly, her shadow left her.
9. Yo mama so ugly, her doctor treats her my mail-order.
10. Yo mama so stupid, she threw a (Non-flightless) bird off a cliff to try to kill it.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/774957-a-guide-to-realistic-roleplaying-by-osakasun/page__gopid__10268670#entry10268670
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works