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208. Digging up... >:sad.gif:

209. LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
210.Rick roll'd

212. Bumping a 10 days old thread.

213. Eating an apple that has been dropped by

214:eating too many :RedShroom:, damm 1 of them was poisonned

215. Saying anything too critical of the government.

216. Looking at Chuck Norris for too long...

217. Hugging creepers

218: Crossing the road when masterchief runs you over and screams splatter spree!

219: You have a heart attack while sleeping, texting, and driving. You then crash into an oil tanker which explodes, sending you flying in the air at speeds excessive of 300 mph. Your crotch slams into a telephone pole and the pole crumples and falls down and you land on Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick (he's practicing), sending you flying at speeds excessive of infinity miles an hour. As you are starting to burn up in the atmosphere, you slam into a landing space shuttle and you slowly fall. You then proceed to land on a mining drill in the middle of Chile, and as the mining drill starts up and starts to drill into the nearby rock wall, you dream about doorknobs and pancakes with french fries. The drill mines until it hits bedrock, and then you wake up from your dream and die of old age.

220: Get your brain blown out at a Too Loud Rock Concert!
OUCH!

221: By Doing a barrel roll and spinning a leek at the same time

Not sure if done already.
222: Play Roblox

223: Getting squished by a gorgon in TLOZOOT(The Legend Of Zelda)

225. AIDS

226. Getting your server griefed.

228. by watching too much Pirates of the Carrabean songs

229. Being gangbanged when running in a spider dungeon

Having hippies high on schrooms smash your windows, get into your home and beat you to death with a crowbar.

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300: Get kicked into a pit.

I C wat U did thar.

Going Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.