OH OH OH!
in the bottom of caves satin is down there and if he kills you (he has 1 hit kills)
you become a demon
forever
Best worst idea.
I know,
Money!
Yea!
YES RLY!
You go to bouncy dirt blocks (located under lava falls) and jump on them eight times, then they give you five pieces of thermal underwear which can be sold for money! You can buy paintings and pieces of glass which, if a ULTRA WORKBENCH is implemented, can be made into half a glass block.
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If you knew what they were ohdamnshitting about, you'd ohdamnshit too.
Taco's the size of ghasts with angel wings that spawn in the real world in the light and shoot bottles of Tabasco sauce at you. They also drop cooked ham as they fly around.
When dumped on the ground, milk should instantly boil into an expanding cloud of freezing death gas, killing everything that it touches and destroying your fortress.
Time travel:
If you take a watch, kill a sheep with it, throw it into a lake, smelt it, craft it in a halo of diamonds, shot it with an arrow, toss it into activated tnt, and jump into lava with it.
You will then go into the past when you first spawned.
There is a 10% that a tree will attack a player if he/she gets too close. Constructions with wood in them now have a 10% chance of attacking players as well and a screaming sound should be added anytime wood is burnt in the furnace.
The guy from the old spice commercial as a mob that runs around building kicking your stuff and causing explosions
Hello, Minecrafters, look at your house, now back to mine, now back at your house, now back to mine. Sadly, I kicked it to death, but if it stopped using crap dirt and switched to Adminimum, it could survive me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a 1337 block tall tower with the Admiminum House your house could be. What’s in your inventory, back at me. I have it, it’s a chest with two Diamond Pickaxes to that mine you love. Look again, the pickaxes are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your house has Admimum and not crap. I’m on a pig.
The guy from the old spice commercial as a mob that runs around building kicking your stuff and causing explosions
Hello, Minecrafters, look at your house, now back to mine, now back at your house, now back to mine. Sadly, I kicked it to death, but if it stopped using crap dirt and switched to Adminimum, it could survive me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a 1337 block tall tower with the Admiminum House your house could be. What’s in your inventory, back at me. I have it, it’s a chest with two Diamond Pickaxes to that mine you love. Look again, the pickaxes are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your house has Admimum and not crap. I’m on a pig.
Build like a man, man. Old Admimium.
Pure win my friend.
Also, add TNT fueled, rocket-minecarts with Time Travel Capabilities.
If you survive the initial explosion and skullcrushing g-forces, you (and the cart) will be quickly accelerated to 88 miles per hour. Upon reaching this magic number, you will be transported, either forward or backwards into time (depending on how you laid your track and the South-West rule). This could either mean a) you will reappear in a land of a highly advanced minecraft civilization, the product of hours of hard work building that you would have given to minecraft in the next month, or :cool.gif: you revert your game to pre-history. All your stuff has been de-made, your hours of work lost, and the entire world exists only on the 0,0 chunk. This is of course because you haven't explored/formed the rest yet.
You could call the cart the "D'ORE-ean". Get it? Get it? It's a mine cart. For miners. That dig for ore. And travel through time...
You could call the cart the "D'ORE-ean". Get it? Get it? It's a mine cart. For miners. That dig for ore. And travel through time...
..I'll shut up now.
I get it. Nerd.
JK. Im a nerd too :biggrin.gif: yay!
ahem, now back on topic.
An update should be made to where if your characters body is at least 80% red, you will always die whenever you go to the nether, or more than 100 blocks from your spawn.
Soviet Russia biome.
When you enter it, Stone mines YOU!
That's not such a bad idea, because in there, you blow up Creepers!
My great suggestions are:
The Sun's rays are made of arrows, and they make you catch on fire.
Minecraft plays itself.
There's an object that can be crafted that lets you post in the forums while playing, it is made of :Glass:, :GoldBar:, :GP:, and and takes up all the electricity in the world, including the Sun.
There are different types of gems based on you birth sign/birth stone.
Spore Creepers! When they explode, you get covered in tiny spores and your flesh is slowly melted off over the course of days, all while creepers sprout from your eyeballs and toxic sludgeoozes from your every orifice!
Sorry.
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"Minecraft? Realistic? Really? This is a game where you punch trees to get wood, you can make the wood into wooden planks in less than five seconds, and trees don't fall even if you remove a piece of the trunk from the middle. This is a game where animate corpses, giant spiders and exploding green terrorists emerge at night to hunt you down, farm animals run rampant across the countryside, and you can stop the flow of molten lava with a block of snow."
You should be able to craft a Arcade game device that allows you to play all of Notchs' older games.
It could be a good way to spend time if you have to wait for light, and it could have a clock in the corner.
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Yeah...I jumped on the bandwagon...now feed the damn egg.
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with meteorites in moderation.
I am a proponent of bone china teacups and full-physics bouncy balls, but I may have to admit that the ideas are silly.
I'm going to add Swings. as in, swing sets. where stairs are Strings. you attach them to overhangs, right click to use, and then use forward/back to move it. Requires proper timing otherwise you interrupt the swinging motion.
And my friend would like to add knitting needles, for making string into clothes. I'm not sure this belongs in "bad ideas" though, it seems kindof clever to me!
Knitting would be great, mostly coz I knit IRL but surely the crafting bench takes the way that the final product is made into account? So put string into the crafting bench in whatever pattern and get cloth, then put cloth in a pattern and get... say a jumper?
Then the clothes you make perhaps increase speed when mining in perhaps a cold biome, because you'd be a slow miner if you were freezing to death! If it gets too hot you'd slow down if you were wearing too many clothes etc.
Not a half bad Idea actually if I do say so myself :tongue.gif:
unfortunately Reddit was already hit with creeper porn.
Best worst idea.
I know,
Money!
Yea!
YES RLY!
You go to bouncy dirt blocks (located under lava falls) and jump on them eight times, then they give you five pieces of thermal underwear which can be sold for money! You can buy paintings and pieces of glass which, if a ULTRA WORKBENCH is implemented, can be made into half a glass block.
If you knew what they were ohdamnshitting about, you'd ohdamnshit too.
ALL HAIL DARK LORD SATIN! RULER OF THE NINE FABRICS, CORRUPTER OF LINEN!
:smile.gif:
That is all.
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If you take a watch, kill a sheep with it, throw it into a lake, smelt it, craft it in a halo of diamonds, shot it with an arrow, toss it into activated tnt, and jump into lava with it.
You will then go into the past when you first spawned.
Hello, Minecrafters, look at your house, now back to mine, now back at your house, now back to mine. Sadly, I kicked it to death, but if it stopped using crap dirt and switched to Adminimum, it could survive me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a 1337 block tall tower with the Admiminum House your house could be. What’s in your inventory, back at me. I have it, it’s a chest with two Diamond Pickaxes to that mine you love. Look again, the pickaxes are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your house has Admimum and not crap. I’m on a pig.
Build like a man, man. Old Admimium.
Pure win my friend.
Also, add TNT fueled, rocket-minecarts with Time Travel Capabilities.
If you survive the initial explosion and skullcrushing g-forces, you (and the cart) will be quickly accelerated to 88 miles per hour. Upon reaching this magic number, you will be transported, either forward or backwards into time (depending on how you laid your track and the South-West rule). This could either mean a) you will reappear in a land of a highly advanced minecraft civilization, the product of hours of hard work building that you would have given to minecraft in the next month, or :cool.gif: you revert your game to pre-history. All your stuff has been de-made, your hours of work lost, and the entire world exists only on the 0,0 chunk. This is of course because you haven't explored/formed the rest yet.
You could call the cart the "D'ORE-ean". Get it? Get it? It's a mine cart. For miners. That dig for ore. And travel through time...
..I'll shut up now.
I get it. Nerd.
JK. Im a nerd too :biggrin.gif: yay!
ahem, now back on topic.
An update should be made to where if your characters body is at least 80% red, you will always die whenever you go to the nether, or more than 100 blocks from your spawn.
When you enter it, Stone mines YOU!
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That's not such a bad idea, because in there, you blow up Creepers!
My great suggestions are:
The Sun's rays are made of arrows, and they make you catch on fire.
Minecraft plays itself.
There's an object that can be crafted that lets you post in the forums while playing, it is made of :Glass:, :GoldBar:, :GP:, and and takes up all the electricity in the world, including the Sun.
There are different types of gems based on you birth sign/birth stone.
Sorry.
It could be a good way to spend time if you have to wait for light, and it could have a clock in the corner.
Yeah...I jumped on the bandwagon...now feed the damn egg.
Knitting would be great, mostly coz I knit IRL but surely the crafting bench takes the way that the final product is made into account? So put string into the crafting bench in whatever pattern and get cloth, then put cloth in a pattern and get... say a jumper?
Then the clothes you make perhaps increase speed when mining in perhaps a cold biome, because you'd be a slow miner if you were freezing to death! If it gets too hot you'd slow down if you were wearing too many clothes etc.
Not a half bad Idea actually if I do say so myself :tongue.gif: