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Tentacles sprawl from my wounds and pull my body parts back together.

I cover myself in thumbtacks and run head-long into the next user.

I've just been cosplaying, and my outfit was mostly made from very hard plastics and various other materials.

I place the next user, into a lego brick filled room, with no seeable exit.

I disassemble the lego blocks slowly and find the exit

I use the lego blocks to make a giant boulder, which i promptly hurl at the next user

I fire a fireball in it, causing it to dismount.

Next user ate Primed TNT thinking it was Melon(He is using a texture pack which secretly changes the texture of TNT with Melon and vice-versa.

I puke it up and eat a regular Melon.

I call in an air strike at you. Air strike of nukes. With mini-nukes strapped to them. Laced with primed TNT. And nuclear TNT from the Uranium mod.

I jump in my nuke proof refrigerator.


I sneak up behind you and stab the base of your neck.

I can feel if there is anything comming closer to me, so I notice you, and I fire a fireball on you.

Next user is the lunch of a Bear.

I'm Danny Phantom and turn into a ghost.

I create a unbreakable unstoppable uncureable unfixable program that cannot be stopped in any way that kills the next poster and only if the posters icon is a squirrel will it counteract the program making it fail.

You are Danny Phantom, and can't do that.

I then give the next poster the hability to spawn Diamond Sword so he can kill the user below the next poster.

I spawn a diamond sword,

I lunge forward and stab the next user.

i log out

the next person is stuck in internet explorer

CTRL+ALT+DELETE, Like a BOSS!!

Next user plays Scary Maze while his parents are asleep, at Midnight. Even if you mute the game, you will still scream, and will woke up your parents.

I pause the game and close the tab.

The next poster is hit by my Train of Thought, and then the next poster will drown in my Stream of Conciousness.

I USE PK TELEPORT TO GET OUT

THE NEXT POSTER IS SHOT BY MY PK ROCKIN

I use a PSI Shield Ω to block it.

The next poster steps on a Noxious Trap.

Gas mask.

Firaga.

I use the spell, WARP!

I use a master ball to catch the next person, planning to throw it into a black hole later.

I Cannot be caught, for i am a Space Marine not a pokemon...

i shoot the below person in the HEAD

I burn your feathers and hands.

The Endermen Army from earlier is armed with saddlles, reeds, sugar, string, cloth, and beds..... One is trying to push the next poster into a tub of yogurt, without the leviathan.