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*loads RPG*Come at me bro

the next poster or watever you call yourself is licked to death by all the puppies in the world

They're afraid of me.

I c♉MMUNE, with a herd of elephants and make them trample the next poster.

Jokes you, I like his music.
Here's one of his songs from 2010

The next poster will be forced to listen to Justin Bieber for the next 3 years.

GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT


The music explodes.




I tie the next poster to the wall and force-feed them nothing but sauerkraut until they're 26 and a half years old.

You didn't tie my feet so I kick you in the groin. Next person gets mauled by Ender Pearl clay super soldier times 100.

...While I was wearing my full diamond armor, had a diamond sword on, and was in creative mode.

I force the below poster to get full diamond armor in creative mode.

NOOOO I NO WANT DIAMOND ARMOR ! T_T

I force the below user to go into creative mode and stab himself until he die :3

Sadly i actually died but i came back as a ghost...

...And i am a terribly EVIL ghost that will suck the soul out of the next poster...

Not a chance.


I eat the next poster's eyes.

U can not eat my eyes as i don't have a face :3


I will drain your soul! O_o

My soul is not yours for the taking.

-Connor from King's Quest: The Mask of Eternity.


I throw the next poster into the river Styx.
(In case you don't know, the river Styx is in the afterlife and, according to some, if a living being comes in contact with the water they die instantly.)

GHASTS AREN'T A LIVING BEING SINCE WE ARE DEAD HUMANS!!!

Next user is confused with a Spy Chicken by a dumb player, and gets killed.

I happily rise from the grave and feast upon the next poster's flesh.

My flesh regenerates. A win-win!

I cast High alchemy on the below poster.

my friend with 99 mage counters the spell and ice barrages you =D

He then turns the next poster or whatever you call yourself into a tree and i pull out my hatchet and chop you down then burn the remains of the stump and the logs

I was the Giving Tree, so I was happy.

I high five the next user in the face.

Congratulations! You have died.

The next poster high-fives me in the face as well.

Wrong, I low fived you


The next person is attacked by rainbow rampage.

I would counter attack this with a MLP reference, but I don't watch the show. Instead...I just...use Teleport.

I stomp on the next user's head.