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Laser's are just light (even the ones used by Octogonapus) so I reflect them with a mirror.
The next user gets roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

I have my chuck norris clone block it

the next user is attacked my an army of my little pony avatars

well he promised me to take care of the poster above!

SHOOP DA WHOOPZORZ

I ignore your meme.

I give the next user a chocolate bar who gladly accepts then eats it.

I in fact do not eat the chocolate bar, I burn it into a chocolate ball which I then bake onto a cupcake that I attempt to beat the below user to death with.

I push a fat guy infront of me and he eats your arm.

I give the below user(who has diabetes) a gallon of soda and force him to drink it, the soda has a bunch of sugar.

I HAVE NO DIABETES. YOU LIE.

I let the angler fish pitworm snake creature upon you. It can't be tamed. Or killed. Or pretty much anything to eliminate it.

A doctor Who episode ensues, as for some reason i am of extreme temporal importance! It's a dull one too. But Matt Smith saves me :S

Oh look, a Portal gun. How convenient. Lethal shenanigans ensue. U dead. U mad?

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A doctor Who episode ensues, as for some reason i am of extreme temporal importance! It's a dull one too. But Matt Smith saves me :S

Oh look, a Portal gun. How convenient. Lethal shenanigans ensue. U dead. U mad?

No ma'am I'm not mad as there's nothing you could do to me with that Portal Gun seeing as none of the material in my room is Portal compatible NOR is it covered in any white globs of gel so it seems you aren't able to harm me in any way unless you just beat me with it.

I beat you with my pop tart.

WELL I'M CHRISTIAN!!!

I completely pwn the next user with an army of chuck norrises

The planet implodes due to there being too much awesome in one place, whilst I ride safely away on my rocket.

I send a Poptart-Cat hybrid pooping out rainbows in space at the next person.

well I eat him :3

I pwn the next user with 502 bad gateway

Error 404 page not found.


I kill Al Gore before he invented the internet, so the next poster will have no life or internet, and I am happy with actually having a life with my friends. :tongue.gif:

i told my children not to drink from the tap. Oh wells mo money for me

I leak naked photos of the next user

I was in the shower when those photos were taken. YOU GO TO JAIL INSTEAD YOU WEIRDO.

You are sucked into call of duty: modern warfare 3 and it turns into a tron type thing. Except it's with call of duty: modern warfare 3.

I HACKZ!!!

The next user has explosive diareha.

and I use it to my advantage

the next person is transformed into a turd

I'm already a turd. Oh, wait...

A volcano erupts under the next user. And his dog.

well we were wearing lava proof clothing

the next peson explodes

I'm use chuck Norris to defeat the explosion.

The next user get's sucker punched by Chuck Norris!