I put on a fishbowl and climb up, slowly but surely, along with a pair of Groucho Glasses to fool the weaponry incase it also targets people climbing up, and then get the cookie, and climb back down
I create 1E99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 indestructible cookies and put them in random places. I do the same with The Cookie.
I try to hack into the bomb resistance but it's protected by hack resistance. But that one's not protected. I hack into that one, then hack into the bomb resistance, and blow it up again. XD (It's probably the 5th or 6th time, lost count)
If you touch the Cookie, several Goons will appear and slice you. (BTW try goons.io, it's really fun.)
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[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
This fake achievement represents my RPG, Craftasm. Check it out on the forum games.
I have an Advanced Item Collector put the cookie directly into an Auto-Disenchanter, which strips the enchantment off and puts it onto a book. Guess what I do next.
I put the cookie inside a 99999999999999999999999km x 9999999999999999km cookie that has no gravitational pull.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I dimension-jump using a sacred diamond and go to the Fourth Dimension. It's the hardest dimension to access. And if you try to get in any other way, you somehow go back to the Overworld. When I use it, it disappears and becomes NEAR IMPOSSIBLE to get. I then hide it at its hardest dungeon.
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[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
This fake achievement represents my RPG, Craftasm. Check it out on the forum games.
I hide the cookie on the next poster's back, but it's in a spot where they can't grab it with their hands, and just to be safe, I installed an anti-easiness machine that disables stuff like teleporting the cookie to you or erasing any magical properties given to it
"Can't grab it with their hands"? I'm sure Minecraftians don't NEED to grab stuff with their hands. The Cookie goes directly into my inventory when you try to hide it on my back.
I put The Cookie in a world, then make it so that the game crashes immediately after loading said world.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I use a World Editor to open the world and extract the cookie.
I then place the cookie in a Cookie Goldberg machine. You step on a pressure plate that drops you into a bedrock cage, puts you in adventure mode, disables commands, and forced to watch the mechanism fire an arrow that triggers a tripwire that pushes a slime block that launches the arrow into a button that activates a piston that pushes a villager that lures a zombie into luring an iron golem over a pressure plate that launches a cat that scares a creeper into a fire that kills the creeper who drops some gunpowder into a stream that pushes it into a portal that slides the gunpowder over some ice and over a pressure plate that activates a piston that updates a block which updates a long line of gravel that drops a skeleton that lures a wolf into a portal that stands in front of a sheep that lures the wolf over a tripwire that removes a water block that suffocates a squid that drops an ink sac into a hopper that feeds a chest that activates a comparator which activates a piston that pushes a witch off a pressure plate that pulls a lane of slime blocks that pulls a stone block and activates a jukebox that plays a Pokemon battle theme so annoying that it drives you to insanity and makes your mind wither away. And yes, the cookie is inside the Jukebox.
I place the cookie inside the next poster's head, near their eye, they have 60 seconds to dig it out of their eye before this cool reverse bear trap thing I found triggers and kills them
I say "Jam_Jelly is the best player and deserves the cookie more than anyone else", and I get the cookie. You, in turn, get a compliment!
THe cookie is placed in an indestructible, teleportation-, fire-, bullet-, blade-, bomb-, command-, power-, and hack-proofed infinite times over... crate. The only way to open it is to find the key, which is on a virus website (if you have anti malware you cannot access said website), and making the download will plague your computer with invincible, ultra-annoying velociraptors for the rest of eternity.
I shrink-ray myself, and glue myself to the cookie. I'm too small to provide lethal force from smashing into things. PHYSICS!
I toss the cookie into the sewers. You may be ABLE to get it, but do you WANT to?
If THAT clown is there, he's no match for my sword.
I chuck the Cookie into The Cave. (You know that RPG.)
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I put on a fishbowl and climb up, slowly but surely, along with a pair of Groucho Glasses to fool the weaponry incase it also targets people climbing up, and then get the cookie, and climb back down
I hide the cookie under a rock
sugar is bad for you
I mine that rock.
I create 1E99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 indestructible cookies and put them in random places. I do the same with The Cookie.
Apparently the false cookies you placed are under the Entity ID falseCookie.
/kill @e[type=falseCookie]
/tp @e[type=Cookie] Idelac
But I still had to use that stupid command...
The Cookie is in the Aether. (It's a mod. It's kind of good, you should try it out.)
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I gather some glowstone, and make a portal.
I toss the cookie into Mt. Doom.
One does not simply walk into Mordor, but one can simply meme into Mordor. I use meme power to retrieve the cookie.
I then put the cookie in an unstable, really scary abandoned building in you-know-where, but bomb- and hack-proofed.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I try to hack into the bomb resistance but it's protected by hack resistance. But that one's not protected. I hack into that one, then hack into the bomb resistance, and blow it up again. XD (It's probably the 5th or 6th time, lost count)
If you touch the Cookie, several Goons will appear and slice you. (BTW try goons.io, it's really fun.)
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I have an Advanced Item Collector put the cookie directly into an Auto-Disenchanter, which strips the enchantment off and puts it onto a book. Guess what I do next.
I put the cookie inside a 99999999999999999999999km x 9999999999999999km cookie that has no gravitational pull.
I did what Player_Miner just did.
I dimension-jump using a sacred diamond and go to the Fourth Dimension. It's the hardest dimension to access. And if you try to get in any other way, you somehow go back to the Overworld. When I use it, it disappears and becomes NEAR IMPOSSIBLE to get. I then hide it at its hardest dungeon.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I do what you did to get the cookie back
I hide the cookie on the next poster's back, but it's in a spot where they can't grab it with their hands, and just to be safe, I installed an anti-easiness machine that disables stuff like teleporting the cookie to you or erasing any magical properties given to it
sugar is bad for you
"Can't grab it with their hands"? I'm sure Minecraftians don't NEED to grab stuff with their hands. The Cookie goes directly into my inventory when you try to hide it on my back.
I put The Cookie in a world, then make it so that the game crashes immediately after loading said world.
I use a World Editor to open the world and extract the cookie.
I then place the cookie in a Cookie Goldberg machine. You step on a pressure plate that drops you into a bedrock cage, puts you in adventure mode, disables commands, and forced to watch the mechanism fire an arrow that triggers a tripwire that pushes a slime block that launches the arrow into a button that activates a piston that pushes a villager that lures a zombie into luring an iron golem over a pressure plate that launches a cat that scares a creeper into a fire that kills the creeper who drops some gunpowder into a stream that pushes it into a portal that slides the gunpowder over some ice and over a pressure plate that activates a piston that updates a block which updates a long line of gravel that drops a skeleton that lures a wolf into a portal that stands in front of a sheep that lures the wolf over a tripwire that removes a water block that suffocates a squid that drops an ink sac into a hopper that feeds a chest that activates a comparator which activates a piston that pushes a witch off a pressure plate that pulls a lane of slime blocks that pulls a stone block and activates a jukebox that plays a Pokemon battle theme so annoying that it drives you to insanity and makes your mind wither away. And yes, the cookie is inside the Jukebox.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
You copied most of MY Cookie Goldberg Machine...
OT
You didn't disable powers. I teleport to the Jukebox, slash it so the battle theme stops, and the Cookie flies out.
If you touch the Cookie, several monster trucks will run you down.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Telekinesis my boy
I place the cookie inside the next poster's head, near their eye, they have 60 seconds to dig it out of their eye before this cool reverse bear trap thing I found triggers and kills them
sugar is bad for you
I teleport the Cookie out of my head and destroy the bear trap with a fireball.
The cookie is behind a Jeb Door.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I use a one-hit KO fireball.
The Cookie is then modified to blow up the space around it whenever something gets near.
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[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I toss a blast shield around it, then pick that up.
The cookie can only be obtained by saying "Jam_Jelly is the best player and deserves the cookie more than anyone else".
I say "Jam_Jelly is the best player and deserves the cookie more than anyone else", and I get the cookie. You, in turn, get a compliment!
THe cookie is placed in an indestructible, teleportation-, fire-, bullet-, blade-, bomb-, command-, power-, and hack-proofed infinite times over... crate. The only way to open it is to find the key, which is on a virus website (if you have anti malware you cannot access said website), and making the download will plague your computer with invincible, ultra-annoying velociraptors for the rest of eternity.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I hack the download to remove the effect. I extract it into reality and open the crate.
If you touch the Cookie you will no longer exist.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David