I then use a command to put the cookie in some random place outside of the observable universe, and set up a command that constantly teleports everyone except for me to the same spot.
I hack your account so I play as 'you'. I disable the command, switch back to my account, and teleport to the cookie.
I then put the cookie on a spot of seemingly-normal ground, except when you grab the cookie, which is tied to a desert serpent's tongue, the serpent will snap its jaws shut on you.
I put the cookie in a Display Stand that only real players can interact with. If any real player tries to take the cookie out of it, though, a Draconic Nuke will instantly go off beneath the stand and obliterate them. Any unauthorized attempt to change or defuse the trap will also result in the Draconic Nuke going off instantly, causing a cataclysmic explosion. You CANNOT teleport the cookie out.
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I use a command block to remove the Draconic Nuke out of existance. I then remove the display stand and teleport the cookie to me, since now I'm technically not teleporting it out of the display stand as it no longer exists.
I then make my account unhackable through magic, put the cookie at a random location outside of the observable universe, have a command block constantly teleport everyone except for me to one location, take everyones inventory out, including mine, set everyone to adventure mode including myself, then I de-op everyone. Have fun dealing with this one.
Little did you know I was the owner. You can't de-op me. I hack the command block to stop working, undo the /clear command, make your account hackable again, then /ban you forever. I /tp the cookie to me.
I persuade all players in a PvP server to kill anyone who tries to steal the cookie. In this case, they'll be targeting the next poster.
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[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
This fake achievement represents my RPG, Craftasm. Check it out on the forum games.
I take the cookie, go and hide myself in a hole when no-one is looking, and leave when I'm 'no longer in combat'.
I then catch the cookie in a Beast Ball, seal it with superglue, put that in a safe with a really hard code, hide that deep in the Aether Foundation, merge that with Po Town, and finally cast all of that into the Distortion World. And yes, Giratina is there, along with pretty much all of its Legendary buddies. When a portal is attempted to be opened, a wave of s will spring out and attack the person who opens it.
I take a nuclear bomb, open the portal, immediately teleport away while simultaneously detonating the bomb. The bomb is powerful enough to destroy everything through the portal, while leaving the cookie intact because you can't destroy the cookie.
Then I hide it in a nuclear bomb that is immune to any teleporting it out, and if you attempt to get the cookie, the bomb immediately detonates killing anyone within a 500 mile radius. Also, you can't delete the bomb from existence.
I, after some fiddling with AE, manage to make a room that allows me to disassemble the nuke. I then take the nuke itself from you, put it in the room, and extract all the components into the system, except for the shell. I leave the cookie in the shell. What? You said "if you attempt to get the cookie, the bomb immediately detonates". I just took the nuke and all it's components except for the shell, and left the cookie inside.
I put the nuke shell with the cookie inside in a small pocket dimension, with the components inside a separate AE system hidden somewhere in the dimension. If you attempt to tamper with or move the shell, the components are immediately reinserted into the nuke, and it explodes INSTANTLY, wiping out everything in the dimension except for it's borders, the bedrock at the bottom, and the cookie.
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I remove the nuke parts from existence, including the shell. I then retrieve the cookie using a flashlight, which was easy since the pocket dimension itself was pretty small.
I then make the same thing as I did prior, but this time, you cant "touch" (as in interact i know that you technically cannot touch anything) the nuke, or it will explode, killing you. I enchant the nuke in a way that you cannot place it or any of its parts into a pocket dimension, and make it so that going within a hundred meters of it will immediately detonate it. The nuke is also immune to command block usage or removal from existance. I also make sure I am the owner of the server, and make sure that the account used, which has a random and heavily hidden username, as well as the same for the password are used. The server itself has a firewall that makes it immune to any client imput whatsoever, so that you cannot move, except for me since I own the server. I am the only opped person on there, and therefore the only person with command block access.
The computer gets infected with a virus that completely removes all firewalls. You also put the nuke too close to where someone left off, so they practically get blown up for re-joining. I then find the cookie just outside the door to my base and take it. The virus also gives someone else ownership of the server. (Also, wouldn’t the nuke parts also be unable to be removed from existence like the whole nuke was? Because otherwise, the nuke parts must apparently become completely unrelated to the actual nuke they were part of and consequently lose all the added properties when they are separated.)
I hide the cookie in an inventory hidden somewhere in the world. The coordinates of said inventory are stored somewhere in a strongly encrypted file.
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I do the same thing I did prior (post #100) , but this time, nobody can join the server, the firewalls are powerful enough to block viruses and hax, no matter what type or how powerful , and a hyper-powerful antivirus that automatically destroys all malicious software is installed. Also, anything part of the nuke cannot be removed from existance, nor can anything on the server because nobody, except for the account with the now lost password, is opped, and therefore nobody can use command blocks, because on servers you need to be opped to use them. The server address is also now unobtainable. If you do manage to join, you're stuck in adventure mode with nothing, and you're trapped in the bedrock box at spawn. The nuke is far enough away that it cannot be triggered at any point in this forever unchanging bedrock box.
*Counter-Illegal Impenetrable Defence God-Mod Deux/Diabolus Ex Machina Mode Engaged*
Alł the data on the computer gets corrupted somehow, except for the world, server executable, server properties, partition table, network settings, and OS. The RAM of the server and OS processes are also spared somehow. The server cannot be stopped anymore due to the login password being lost due to corruption. I find the new server address created by the corruption, coincidentally being “the-server-that-has-the-cookie-on-it.net”.The op-list is corrupted in just the right way to give me access to all commands, so I enter Creative Mode and set up a simple command block system for floating, exploding arrows, fire an arrow very lightly, write down my coordinates and the direction the arrow has to go, make sure the spawn point is in a position to load the arrow, command blocks, and the nuke, teleport to the world border, edit all arrows' Motion tags to such specific numbers to make the arrow I fired earlier fly into and hit the nuke using /entitydata, detonating it. I teleport back, teleport the cookie to me, and leave the server, taking the cookie out of the server with me.
*Counter-Illegal Impenetrable Defence God-Mod Deux/Diabolus Ex Machina Mode Disengaged* (How else was I supposed to get through THAT defense?)
I put the cookie in an infinitely big chest, which I fill up entirely with other cookies with commands.
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I use a command block to teleport the cookie out.
I then use a command to put the cookie in some random place outside of the observable universe, and set up a command that constantly teleports everyone except for me to the same spot.
I hack your account so I play as 'you'. I disable the command, switch back to my account, and teleport to the cookie.
I then put the cookie on a spot of seemingly-normal ground, except when you grab the cookie, which is tied to a desert serpent's tongue, the serpent will snap its jaws shut on you.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
*Snipes the serpent from 50 blocks away with a bow*
I make the cookie a prize for winning this:
Picture the cow guy as you, as you try to win the race.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I snipe the ghast with a Punch II bow and throw a potato at the other zombie. I win the race.
I then set the cookie as a prize for the hardest 'you cringe, you lose' game.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
It gets cancelled and the cookie is given to me.
I put the cookie in a Display Stand that only real players can interact with. If any real player tries to take the cookie out of it, though, a Draconic Nuke will instantly go off beneath the stand and obliterate them. Any unauthorized attempt to change or defuse the trap will also result in the Draconic Nuke going off instantly, causing a cataclysmic explosion. You CANNOT teleport the cookie out.
I use a command block to remove the Draconic Nuke out of existance. I then remove the display stand and teleport the cookie to me, since now I'm technically not teleporting it out of the display stand as it no longer exists.
I then make my account unhackable through magic, put the cookie at a random location outside of the observable universe, have a command block constantly teleport everyone except for me to one location, take everyones inventory out, including mine, set everyone to adventure mode including myself, then I de-op everyone. Have fun dealing with this one.
Little did you know I was the owner. You can't de-op me. I hack the command block to stop working, undo the /clear command, make your account hackable again, then /ban you forever. I /tp the cookie to me.
I persuade all players in a PvP server to kill anyone who tries to steal the cookie. In this case, they'll be targeting the next poster.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I take the cookie, go and hide myself in a hole when no-one is looking, and leave when I'm 'no longer in combat'.
I then catch the cookie in a Beast Ball, seal it with superglue, put that in a safe with a really hard code, hide that deep in the Aether Foundation, merge that with Po Town, and finally cast all of that into the Distortion World. And yes, Giratina is there, along with pretty much all of its Legendary buddies. When a portal is attempted to be opened, a wave of s will spring out and attack the person who opens it.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I take a nuclear bomb, open the portal, immediately teleport away while simultaneously detonating the bomb. The bomb is powerful enough to destroy everything through the portal, while leaving the cookie intact because you can't destroy the cookie.
Then I hide it in a nuclear bomb that is immune to any teleporting it out, and if you attempt to get the cookie, the bomb immediately detonates killing anyone within a 500 mile radius. Also, you can't delete the bomb from existence.
I, after some fiddling with AE, manage to make a room that allows me to disassemble the nuke. I then take the nuke itself from you, put it in the room, and extract all the components into the system, except for the shell. I leave the cookie in the shell. What? You said "if you attempt to get the cookie, the bomb immediately detonates". I just took the nuke and all it's components except for the shell, and left the cookie inside.
I put the nuke shell with the cookie inside in a small pocket dimension, with the components inside a separate AE system hidden somewhere in the dimension. If you attempt to tamper with or move the shell, the components are immediately reinserted into the nuke, and it explodes INSTANTLY, wiping out everything in the dimension except for it's borders, the bedrock at the bottom, and the cookie.
I remove the nuke parts from existence, including the shell. I then retrieve the cookie using a flashlight, which was easy since the pocket dimension itself was pretty small.
I then make the same thing as I did prior, but this time, you cant "touch" (as in interact i know that you technically cannot touch anything) the nuke, or it will explode, killing you. I enchant the nuke in a way that you cannot place it or any of its parts into a pocket dimension, and make it so that going within a hundred meters of it will immediately detonate it. The nuke is also immune to command block usage or removal from existance. I also make sure I am the owner of the server, and make sure that the account used, which has a random and heavily hidden username, as well as the same for the password are used. The server itself has a firewall that makes it immune to any client imput whatsoever, so that you cannot move, except for me since I own the server. I am the only opped person on there, and therefore the only person with command block access.
The computer gets infected with a virus that completely removes all firewalls. You also put the nuke too close to where someone left off, so they practically get blown up for re-joining. I then find the cookie just outside the door to my base and take it. The virus also gives someone else ownership of the server. (Also, wouldn’t the nuke parts also be unable to be removed from existence like the whole nuke was? Because otherwise, the nuke parts must apparently become completely unrelated to the actual nuke they were part of and consequently lose all the added properties when they are separated.)
I hide the cookie in an inventory hidden somewhere in the world. The coordinates of said inventory are stored somewhere in a strongly encrypted file.
Apparently it wasn't immune to hacks. I take it from the inventory.
When you get near the cookie, TNT will rain down on you mercilessly.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
/gamemode pizzaeater1000 c
*Obtains cookie*
I do the same thing I did prior (post #100) , but this time, nobody can join the server, the firewalls are powerful enough to block viruses and hax, no matter what type or how powerful , and a hyper-powerful antivirus that automatically destroys all malicious software is installed. Also, anything part of the nuke cannot be removed from existance, nor can anything on the server because nobody, except for the account with the now lost password, is opped, and therefore nobody can use command blocks, because on servers you need to be opped to use them. The server address is also now unobtainable. If you do manage to join, you're stuck in adventure mode with nothing, and you're trapped in the bedrock box at spawn. The nuke is far enough away that it cannot be triggered at any point in this forever unchanging bedrock box.
*Counter-Illegal Impenetrable Defence God-Mod Deux/Diabolus Ex Machina Mode Engaged*
Alł the data on the computer gets corrupted somehow, except for the world, server executable, server properties, partition table, network settings, and OS. The RAM of the server and OS processes are also spared somehow. The server cannot be stopped anymore due to the login password being lost due to corruption. I find the new server address created by the corruption, coincidentally being “the-server-that-has-the-cookie-on-it.net”.The op-list is corrupted in just the right way to give me access to all commands, so I enter Creative Mode and set up a simple command block system for floating, exploding arrows, fire an arrow very lightly, write down my coordinates and the direction the arrow has to go, make sure the spawn point is in a position to load the arrow, command blocks, and the nuke, teleport to the world border, edit all arrows' Motion tags to such specific numbers to make the arrow I fired earlier fly into and hit the nuke using /entitydata, detonating it. I teleport back, teleport the cookie to me, and leave the server, taking the cookie out of the server with me.
*Counter-Illegal Impenetrable Defence God-Mod Deux/Diabolus Ex Machina Mode Disengaged* (How else was I supposed to get through THAT defense?)
I put the cookie in an infinitely big chest, which I fill up entirely with other cookies with commands.
I set the server up to a super computer, brace for lag, then break the chest. I then clear all entities, leaving the real cookie behind.
Then I do the exact same thing, but the server is reverted to pre-commands. Dont ask how the chest was filled up.
Does the same thing above.
I then hide the cookie under the veil of a Mimikyu (if you lift the veil you will die by seeing whatever is underneath).
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
/tp @e[type=cookie] Idelac
I make the cookie a prize for successfully doing a 20-block jump. Also you have to do it like you'd do parkour in Minecraft.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Bump.
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[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Thanks, Kyogre!
If you want the cookie, fight with Mario and Luigi, against Cackletta! (She's from M&L Superstar Saga, for those who don't know)
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David