I jump over the car, then I do /give @p mod:magichammer and smash the ceiling. I then grab my gravity flower out of my helmet, and throw it to the car. The flower creates a big forcefield, but sadly a bee touched it creating Universal Instability. After that everything was thrown into the sun with 3500000000000000000000000 km/h.
I trap the next poster in a room and place a big compactor held by ropes above him, then power my automatic scrissors. Basically you will die in 15 seconds if you don't do something fast.
I use the commands /tp scorpionxr and /tp scorpionxr Faiyamon simultaneously, leading to me being teleported to Scorpion's location and Scorpion into the warehouse of explosives. I watch the explosion from far, far away.
I command my ScalySkull grunt army to attack the next poster.
I endure the annoyance and put the song in your head, then stop the song from constantly playing in my head somehow. The insanity and wasting away effects apply to you instead, eventually.
I shrink the next poster to 1/500th of their normal size with a device, trap them in the ball return tube, and do some bowling in a setup that I built myself. The tube only has a conveyor belt on the top of there is one.
I panic and use a Teleport item identical to the one before and start to run in the opposite direction. I don’t get far before we swap places. Surprised by the sudden warp, you don’t realize that the elephant that you threw is going to hit you in the back before it’s too late to do anything.
I throw a bunch of spawn eggs around the next poster to summon an army of mobs around them.