They realize that their celebrity is in another direction. Said direction happens to pass over you. You get mobbed by the screaming fans as they head over to him/her.
I set the next poster’s speed to 3.402823466E+38. This is while they’re running from something and NOT running towards me in the process.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
Said speed causes me to run so fast into a wall, but the sheer speed causes me to BREAK through it, and I somehow survive all that. As I realize what's happening, I perform a command which teleports Player_Miner 1000 blocks away from me, then I run him down and set my speed back to normal afterward.
The next poster has a bunch of fire lasers heading towards them. They cannot move, don't have any command/magical/etc. abilities, and there is nothing in their inventory.
I forcibly fire your Portal Gun so that it repositions the upper portal as I’m outside the two. I come screaming out at a terrifying speed, ramming you straight in your midsection and slamming you into a wall. Your brain doesn’t live to tell the tale. Good thing I’m wearing Long Fall Boots, as I also wouldn’t have been able to tell the tale otherwise. Or would I?
I hide in an often-overlooked area and let the other players take out the next poster. Repeatedly.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I get a storm of Snow Golems to bombard the Iron Golems with snowballs. The knockback is so great, they get pushed back and push YOU into a conveniently-placed pit.
I bombard the next poster with the very same wave of snowballs.
I survive just as well as I would a Chaos Island Explosion with my Draconic Armor. By that I mean barely. Good thing there’s a “Last Stand”-like feature built into it. You, on the other hand, either blow yourself to kingdom come or get aggressively assaulted by the army of the country you decided to do your cycle reset in. No points for guessing why.
I type the command /execute as NextPosterName run icbm explosion antimatter 5. Replace “NextPosterName” with the next poster’s username. Also, I make sure that I’m in an entirely different dimension and the next poster isn’t in a country for this so that I neither blow myself to kingdom come or have a global manhunt started on me.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I put on a set of Absorption Armor, which causes the explosions to be absorbed by the armor. After the explosions end (If they even do end), I use /dimensiontp to teleport to Player_Miner's location across multiple dimensions. Then I release all the energy within the armor.
Connor_Miner was blown up by Idelac using Absorption Armor
I set up a barrier around the next poster. The barrier is modified to kill whoever touches it. Oh, and if the next poster moves even the tiniest bit imaginable, they will still die.
I stop the server, and install the Morph mod onto it.
As everyone angrily downloads it and rejoins, I morph into Bink from Xanth, and assuming that the barrier is magic, I walk out and morph into a charged creeper.
I target The Rock at the next poster, and we all know you can't stop the rock..
The Rock is designed to automatically seek out it's target and pummel it, but it's made out of a substance that emits forces that project The Rock at unstoppable velocities, breaking through any shield and warping the Fabric of Time and Space itself to hit the poster.
Faster-than-lightspeed teleporting is the solution. I teleport all around the place to delay the rock hitting me. Then I teleport behind you, causing the rock to hit you, killing you.
I hit the next poster with a Beetle, which is supposed to make them fly straight up to the blast line. Oh, and you can't break free from it, either. Or teleport. Or get out of it in any way.
Uh... okay, I'm gonna counter your attack.
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Simple solution: Down-B.
I mob the next poster with screaming fans.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
They realize that their celebrity is in another direction. Said direction happens to pass over you. You get mobbed by the screaming fans as they head over to him/her.
I set the next poster’s speed to 3.402823466E+38. This is while they’re running from something and NOT running towards me in the process.
Said speed causes me to run so fast into a wall, but the sheer speed causes me to BREAK through it, and I somehow survive all that. As I realize what's happening, I perform a command which teleports Player_Miner 1000 blocks away from me, then I run him down and set my speed back to normal afterward.
The next poster has a bunch of fire lasers heading towards them. They cannot move, don't have any command/magical/etc. abilities, and there is nothing in their inventory.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
But there’s a mirror at my feet...
I portal trap the next poster.
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I forcibly fire your Portal Gun so that it repositions the upper portal as I’m outside the two. I come screaming out at a terrifying speed, ramming you straight in your midsection and slamming you into a wall. Your brain doesn’t live to tell the tale. Good thing I’m wearing Long Fall Boots, as I also wouldn’t have been able to tell the tale otherwise. Or would I?
I hide in an often-overlooked area and let the other players take out the next poster. Repeatedly.
I convince a player that you are hiding in that area, and as you are sighted retreating that area, I laugh as they all mob you...
and I pull out my Killstreak Machina, and snipe lines of people, and finally you. (yes, the lines of people is a tf2 mechanic)
I hit the next poster with a Sharpness III Wooden Sword.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
I whack it with a Diamond Axe, causing it to break. The splinters hit you with lethal force.
A pitfall opens under the next poster.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I jump up seconds before it opens, grab onto the vine above the pitfall, scream and swing towards you, and pull out an extremely pixelated gun.
A perfectly square, solid color bullet hits you square between the eyes.
I send the next poster to hell before they die.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
Because I'm not dead, I'm sent back to the surface. You, on the other hand, are already dead.
I pit the next poster against a team of Iron Golems.
Current avatar: Ralsei from Deltarune.
I get a storm of Snow Golems to bombard the Iron Golems with snowballs. The knockback is so great, they get pushed back and push YOU into a conveniently-placed pit.
I bombard the next poster with the very same wave of snowballs.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
You also nearly hit a lot of Endermen, and...
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
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Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
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Ender Dragon has awoken!
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Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
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Ender Dragon has awoken!
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Ender Dragon has awoken!
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Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
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Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Ender Dragon has awoken!
Connor_Miner left the game
Idelac was slain by Ender Dragon
I spawn 8 cubic kilometers of water 50 meters above the next poster, and then immediately teleport them into it.
As an aquatic being, I survive easily. Hoever, the water falls on your head and you're no match for a squid in a robot suit inside water.
I overwrite the next poster's SAVE file with Omega Flowey's.
I'm a Whovian squid who likes drawing.
I'm also quite nerdy with an interest in game developing and the concept of a fourth spatial dimension.
All hail chickens.
You forget the existence of alternate universes, and I notify several about your action.
I run out of regenerations and do a cycle reset, blowing up everything within a four mile radius, including the next poster.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
I survive just as well as I would a Chaos Island Explosion with my Draconic Armor. By that I mean barely. Good thing there’s a “Last Stand”-like feature built into it. You, on the other hand, either blow yourself to kingdom come or get aggressively assaulted by the army of the country you decided to do your cycle reset in. No points for guessing why.
I type the command /execute as NextPosterName run icbm explosion antimatter 5. Replace “NextPosterName” with the next poster’s username. Also, I make sure that I’m in an entirely different dimension and the next poster isn’t in a country for this so that I neither blow myself to kingdom come or have a global manhunt started on me.
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I greet you back, somehow killing you.
I turn the next poster's matter into pure energy, and instantly harness it...
only to use it up to create the worst things in history, travel back in time and put them there.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
Your machine converts a critical part of itself into pure energy instead due to a malfunction. No points for guessing how well that ends for you.
I do the same thing that I did previously, however this time my actions aren’t completely voided by a COMPLETELY unrelated post.
I put on a set of Absorption Armor, which causes the explosions to be absorbed by the armor. After the explosions end (If they even do end), I use /dimensiontp to teleport to Player_Miner's location across multiple dimensions. Then I release all the energy within the armor.
Connor_Miner was blown up by Idelac using Absorption Armor
I set up a barrier around the next poster. The barrier is modified to kill whoever touches it. Oh, and if the next poster moves even the tiniest bit imaginable, they will still die.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I stop the server, and install the Morph mod onto it.
As everyone angrily downloads it and rejoins, I morph into Bink from Xanth, and assuming that the barrier is magic, I walk out and morph into a charged creeper.
I target The Rock at the next poster, and we all know you can't stop the rock..
The Rock is designed to automatically seek out it's target and pummel it, but it's made out of a substance that emits forces that project The Rock at unstoppable velocities, breaking through any shield and warping the Fabric of Time and Space itself to hit the poster.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
Faster-than-lightspeed teleporting is the solution. I teleport all around the place to delay the rock hitting me. Then I teleport behind you, causing the rock to hit you, killing you.
I hit the next poster with a Beetle, which is supposed to make them fly straight up to the blast line. Oh, and you can't break free from it, either. Or teleport. Or get out of it in any way.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg