I fire a Hyper-Gravity Generator covered in superglue at your chest. It then activates, and because it is filtered, it pulls just you, the Dementors, and your Patronus towards each other at at ludicrous speeds. All of you get turned into a soup.
I throw 5000000 Magical Boomerangs enchanted with Zoomerang III, Kaboomerang, Boomareaperang, Bladerang V, and Burnerang at the next poster.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I use a portal gun to put a Blue Portal underneath you and an Orange Portal on the ground in front of the rocket. You fall through the Blue Portal and come out of the Orange Portal, and then the rocket hits you in the crotch and explodes.
"Now I'm thinking with Portals."
I put the next poster up against 6 super-powerful replicas of The Darkest Lord.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I kill off the replicas, then the real one uses its ultimate attack. I reflect it then The Darkest Lord reflects it again, but UPWARD. A conveniently-placed reflector is right above me, and you're right behind me. The attack hits YOU.
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I killed the replicas then the real one uses its ultimate attack, it gets reflected like three times, which then hits Player_Miner.
I use the Endless Fall trick from Portal on the next poster.
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[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
This fake achievement represents my RPG, Craftasm. Check it out on the forum games.
Using my own portal gun, I fire one portal next to the bottom of the infinite fall and another at a wall next to the above poster. I shift my momentum to go through the new portals, and use the momentum to fly at them and kick them at break-neck speeds.
Without warning and with near-instant speed, I shoot the below poster in the head with buckshot from behind.
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Avatar: "Badass" playermodel from Garry's Mod addon Metropolice Pack
Teleport Item at the last second. It targets you, and we swap positions. I'm safe in the bunker you were in, whilst you get explodinated into a bazillion pieces by your own nuke.
I set up a Gatling Shotgun that shoots chickens, and fire it at the next poster.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I fire a Hyper-Gravity Generator covered in superglue at your chest. It then activates, and because it is filtered, it pulls just you, the Dementors, and your Patronus towards each other at at ludicrous speeds. All of you get turned into a soup.
I throw 5000000 Magical Boomerangs enchanted with Zoomerang III, Kaboomerang, Boomareaperang, Bladerang V, and Burnerang at the next poster.
I duck, and all the boomerangs come flying back at you
"Who does he think he is, trying to copy the boomersword thing and trying to be the next big inventor, shameful"
I throw some marbles at the next poster, which makes them slip and die somehow if it all goes to plan
sugar is bad for you
It doesn't got to plan, and you slip and die instead.
I use incinration magic to destroy the next poster.
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While the fire approaches at a fast speed, I shoot a fireball at the fire and it is redirected at you.
Rocket launcher.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I use a portal gun to put a Blue Portal underneath you and an Orange Portal on the ground in front of the rocket. You fall through the Blue Portal and come out of the Orange Portal, and then the rocket hits you in the crotch and explodes.
"Now I'm thinking with Portals."
I put the next poster up against 6 super-powerful replicas of The Darkest Lord.
You really like Miitopia, do you?
OT
I kill off the replicas, then the real one uses its ultimate attack. I reflect it then The Darkest Lord reflects it again, but UPWARD. A conveniently-placed reflector is right above me, and you're right behind me. The attack hits YOU.
In case you wanted a shorter and more comprehensible version:
I killed the replicas then the real one uses its ultimate attack, it gets reflected like three times, which then hits Player_Miner.
I use the Endless Fall trick from Portal on the next poster.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Using my own portal gun, I fire one portal next to the bottom of the infinite fall and another at a wall next to the above poster. I shift my momentum to go through the new portals, and use the momentum to fly at them and kick them at break-neck speeds.
Without warning and with near-instant speed, I shoot the below poster in the head with buckshot from behind.
Avatar: "Badass" playermodel from Garry's Mod addon Metropolice Pack
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Little did you know my head is made of bouncy rubber
I grab a chair and swing it at the next poster
sugar is bad for you
I put a trampoline as a wall, and the chair bounces off of it and crashes you through the wall.
I make the next poster look at an Eevee for 12 hours, so much that they will die of CUTENESS OVERLOAD
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I fuse it with Missingno, turning it into Glitcheon. I then force you to look at it for 12 hours, then you die of UGLINESS OVERLOAD.
I chuck a snowball at the next poster.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
cmon it's not even THAT ugly
but the longer you look
the weirder it gets
OT: I dodge it, and it hits a lost pigman that somehow has a diamond sword wandering around behind me. It targets you.
I kick the next poster into the Nether, and destroy all portals generated. Good luck dealing with the fire and mobs.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I build MY portal, pop out behind you, kick you in, and destroy it. gg.
I shoot a barrage of TNT at the next poster.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I build an obsidian micro-bunker, and wait out the barrage. I just a tnt of my own to launch the last shot back at you. *Idelac blew up*
i launch a tactical nuke. (TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING! *KLAXON BLARES*)
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Teleport Item at the last second. It targets you, and we swap positions. I'm safe in the bunker you were in, whilst you get explodinated into a bazillion pieces by your own nuke.
I set up a Gatling Shotgun that shoots chickens, and fire it at the next poster.
I borrow Mario's Cape and reflect a chicken at you.
I try to "Etho" the next poster. (Look it up if you don't know the term.)
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I teleport the anvil to above your head.
Idelac was Ethoed by Idelac
I cast Pyrocryroblast (a combination of a Pyroblast and a Cryroblast (if that even exists).) and launch it at the next poster.
Looks like I am very resistant against this combo of a Fire/Ice attack. So resistant that it merely bounces off me and blasts you right in the face.
I show the next poster a video that hits them in the feels so hard that they die.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I can't feel... at least, for now! I swap our positions.
Faiyamon was hit in the feels
I shoot a rocket storm at the next poster.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
I pull out my trusty magnets and use them to do a ricochet at you *Idelac was blown up by PhoenixKnight777*
several of these rockets continue and hit the next poster with the missile storm meant for me.
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Wow! That's a shiny penny... *I duck down to pick it up, and the rockets arc over me and target you once more*
I use my newfound shiny penny to blind the next poster, causing them to comedically fall in a hole.