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I then use my Express Meteor on the Deadeye Soldier. Since I have not done anything recently, I appear so still that he forgot my appearance and took my bullet from nowhere, having thought that I was neutralised and no "care" is needed on me.
I send Godzilla,Batman,Shaquille o' Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Jackie Chan,Indiana Jones, a Care Bear, Chuck Norris,Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie,Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie,Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock,The Rock, Doc Ock,Hulk Hogan, and Mister Rogers after any bad guys.
I then use my Express Meteor on the Deadeye Soldier. Since I have not done anything recently, I appear so still that he forgot my appearance and took my bullet from nowhere, having thought that I was neutralised and no "care" is needed on me.
Your surprise shot kills the deadeye soldier! +38 XP!
Level up!
New rank obtained: Corporal!
Choose to increase HP, MD, or both!
Choose a new ability.
Trickshot: Fire a shot deal deals 50% more damage but has -25% chance to hit. 4 turn cooldown.
OR
Fast Hands: Fire a pistol shot that doesn't end your turn. 4 turn cooldown.
I reload my Chaos Thunder, kicked an explosive football at the shield-bearer before I declare an battle of the meat-shields. (Tank vs Tank) I start off becoming an Protection Paladin then I used Avenger's Shield, throwing the shield at the shield-bearer then I use the Hammer of the Righteous to smash the shield-bearer in the face before an shadow of the dragon shoots the beam of shadows which disintegrates the shield-bearer.
I also go back in cover after the duel with the shield-bearer.
You reload and deal 250 damage to the shieldbearer! +16 XP!
I send Godzilla,Batman,Shaquille o' Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Jackie Chan,Indiana Jones, a Care Bear, Chuck Norris,Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie,Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie,Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock,The Rock, Doc Ock,Hulk Hogan, and Mister Rogers after any bad guys.
Item drop [$125]: Gives a random weapon or piece of armor of any rarity. No guarantees.
Chaos Dogma~ [$120]: ~consume enhance replicate consume enhance replicate~ will drown your enemies--
Genesis Chain~ [$120]: SUROS ARI-41 ~insert(SIVA in THIS(current projectile))
Steel Medulla~ [$120]: ~replicate~ devastate your foes ~consume~ Herja ~repeat
Fever and Remedy~ [$120]: Judith-D: ~consumption~ strongly encouraged.
Ether Nova~ [$120]: Thesan FR4: Hasten the ~SIVA replication~
Quantiplasm~ [$120]: Dido-A: Wanderer, your journey will end with ~SIVA
Ex Machina~ [$120]: Eirene: ~If (SIVA) return replicate // else if (!SIVA) run ascension ()~
Sound and Fury~ [$120]: replicate caution replicate overheating replication destabilization imminent~ SUROS.
Extraction probe [$50]: Allows you to perform a neural interface on an enemy, once per mission.
Shrapnel grenade [$50]: Deals less damage than a frag grenade, but causes bleeding.
Supercharge [$60]: Greatly increases the damage of one attack, but if the attack is not creative, it'll deal no damage.
Flamethrower [$140]: Deals very high damage and causes burning, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 4 ammo.
Anchor Arms [$80]: Reduces damage taken by 15% when in use. Has a 25% chance to stun, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 8 uses.
The Machina [$160]: Takes one turn to charge up, but pierces all enemies in a line. Comes with 3 ammo.
Homing Missile [$175]: Deals 200 damage and is guaranteed to hit.
Yellow Ray [$125]: Instantly destroys a single enemy, but has a recharge time of two waves. Cannot be used on bosses.
Ballistics Gel Armor [$130]: Has 200 HP. When active, wearer takes half damage, and the armor takes half of the reduced damage. Halves movement speed.
Invincibility Candy [$200]: Grants you invincibility for 2 turns and increases your damage dealt to nearby enemies by 50% (stacks with Close and Personal).
Steroids [$100]: Increases your max HP by 200 for the rest of the mission. Sets current HP to 20.
Medkit [$50]: Use this item when healing to significantly increase the heal's effectiveness.
Smoke grenade [$40]: Create a cloud of smoke, providing 20 evasion to anyone in the smoke.
Glue Gun [$40]: Reduces target's evasion to 0 for 3 turns.
Flashbang [$40]: Stuns all enemies for 1 turn.
Distraction Disco Ball [$180]: Distracts multiple enemies and gives them -15 evasion.
Determination Bomb [$50]: Use on an ally to fill them with determination, increasing the damage of their next 2 attacks.
Antigrave [$100]: Revives a KO'd player. Can only be used once per wave.
Bribe [$125]: Cause an enemy to join your side for 4 turns.
Wheelbarrow [$60]: Allows you to move things like turrets and cover around. Moving things halves your speed. 3 uses.
Shovel [$50]: A folding shovel that can dig trenches to create low cover. Can also be used to dig an enemy's grave, since it's also an effective weapon. 4 uses.
Restroom [$250]: Has 350 HP. Acts as mid cover. One person at a time can enter the restroom, transferring all damage they take to the restroom and regenerating 15% of their max HP every turn. You automatically exit after a turn. Does not follow between areas.
Handful of MRSA [$50]: Reduces an enemy's damage output by 15%, while increasing the damage they take by 15%. Effect spreads to nearby enemies in a large radius. Lasts 2 turns, and can be reapplied. Enemies will move away from infected, but infected can be pushed toward enemies a short distance.
Robobot Armor [$340]: Has 1.5x the wearer's HP. Allows the wearer to copy an enemy instead of performing a normal action, granting the wearer a unique ability. The ability is lost when the wearer is attacked. Regenerates 7.5% HP per turn (for Robobot armor).
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
I walk up to the Officer or Shieldbearer (depending on who's alive) and snap their necks into submission. They find it hard to breathe afterwards, coughing up alien blood, green as day. Ewwww.
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His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
I move the tile up by 1, then I shoot the shieldbearer in the eyes then the shieldbearer's eyes explodes, making it permanently blind then the skeleton priest appears then it laughs at the shieldbearer then the skeleton priest disappears while there is the shieldbearer on the floor.
The shieldbearer woke up seeing an spookiest skeleton, dancing and the shieldbearer's got it's spine shivered then ripped of from it's back before the trashcan filled with UnderTrash cringe slams on top of the shieldbearer, and the shieldbearer is inside the trash can and the trashcan disappears with the shieldbearer. "Have fun with the year's worth of cringe shield user."
205 damage to shieldbearer! You also reduce his aim by 5! +13 XP!
I walk up to the Officer or Shieldbearer (depending on who's alive) and snap their necks into submission. They find it hard to breathe afterwards, coughing up alien blood, green as day. Ewwww.
You kill the officer! +34 XP!
He drops a weapon! You can equip it now or send it to base.
Item drop [$125]: Gives a random weapon or piece of armor of any rarity. No guarantees.
Chaos Dogma~ [$120]: ~consume enhance replicate consume enhance replicate~ will drown your enemies--
Genesis Chain~ [$120]: SUROS ARI-41 ~insert(SIVA in THIS(current projectile))
Steel Medulla~ [$120]: ~replicate~ devastate your foes ~consume~ Herja ~repeat
Fever and Remedy~ [$120]: Judith-D: ~consumption~ strongly encouraged.
Ether Nova~ [$120]: Thesan FR4: Hasten the ~SIVA replication~
Quantiplasm~ [$120]: Dido-A: Wanderer, your journey will end with ~SIVA
Ex Machina~ [$120]: Eirene: ~If (SIVA) return replicate // else if (!SIVA) run ascension ()~
Sound and Fury~ [$120]: replicate caution replicate overheating replication destabilization imminent~ SUROS.
Extraction probe [$50]: Allows you to perform a neural interface on an enemy, once per mission.
Shrapnel grenade [$50]: Deals less damage than a frag grenade, but causes bleeding.
Supercharge [$60]: Greatly increases the damage of one attack, but if the attack is not creative, it'll deal no damage.
Flamethrower [$140]: Deals very high damage and causes burning, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 4 ammo.
Anchor Arms [$80]: Reduces damage taken by 15% when in use. Has a 25% chance to stun, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 8 uses.
The Machina [$160]: Takes one turn to charge up, but pierces all enemies in a line. Comes with 3 ammo.
Homing Missile [$175]: Deals 200 damage and is guaranteed to hit.
Yellow Ray [$125]: Instantly destroys a single enemy, but has a recharge time of two waves. Cannot be used on bosses.
Ballistics Gel Armor [$130]: Has 200 HP. When active, wearer takes half damage, and the armor takes half of the reduced damage. Halves movement speed.
Invincibility Candy [$200]: Grants you invincibility for 2 turns and increases your damage dealt to nearby enemies by 50% (stacks with Close and Personal).
Steroids [$100]: Increases your max HP by 200 for the rest of the mission. Sets current HP to 20.
Medkit [$50]: Use this item when healing to significantly increase the heal's effectiveness.
Smoke grenade [$40]: Create a cloud of smoke, providing 20 evasion to anyone in the smoke.
Glue Gun [$40]: Reduces target's evasion to 0 for 3 turns.
Flashbang [$40]: Stuns all enemies for 1 turn.
Distraction Disco Ball [$180]: Distracts multiple enemies and gives them -15 evasion.
Determination Bomb [$50]: Use on an ally to fill them with determination, increasing the damage of their next 2 attacks.
Antigrave [$100]: Revives a KO'd player. Can only be used once per wave.
Bribe [$125]: Cause an enemy to join your side for 4 turns.
Wheelbarrow [$60]: Allows you to move things like turrets and cover around. Moving things halves your speed. 3 uses.
Shovel [$50]: A folding shovel that can dig trenches to create low cover. Can also be used to dig an enemy's grave, since it's also an effective weapon. 4 uses.
Restroom [$250]: Has 350 HP. Acts as mid cover. One person at a time can enter the restroom, transferring all damage they take to the restroom and regenerating 15% of their max HP every turn. You automatically exit after a turn. Does not follow between areas.
Handful of MRSA [$50]: Reduces an enemy's damage output by 15%, while increasing the damage they take by 15%. Effect spreads to nearby enemies in a large radius. Lasts 2 turns, and can be reapplied. Enemies will move away from infected, but infected can be pushed toward enemies a short distance.
Robobot Armor [$340]: Has 1.5x the wearer's HP. Allows the wearer to copy an enemy instead of performing a normal action, granting the wearer a unique ability. The ability is lost when the wearer is attacked. Regenerates 7.5% HP per turn (for Robobot armor).
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
"Okay, just one last person to beat until he falls into an open grave and becomes as dead as a dead person..."
I move down a space on the map, then clobber the last guy alive really hard across the balls with the crab claw. Why? Because it's pretty much a fact that the balls are a critical hit region. Take my word for it, you hit someone there, they're gonna feel that in the morning. And the afternoon. And the evening.
Anyways, I send a video to the soldier. He expects a rickroll, because the soldier is so 2008. Instead he gets an animation for "Spider Dance", with lyrics. While he's busy watching it, I throw a haymaker at the soldier, making him into hay. The hay then gets fed to a horse, but it just vomits it back up again. Angry, I realize that "ralph" is a term for barf, and interpret the ralph as Wreck-It-Ralph. It then tries to destroy a building, but is accosted by Fix-it-Felix. Felix whaps Ralph with a hammer. Normally that would heal him, but he's not a part of the building, so he suffers blunt force trauma. I then unplug the arcade game he's in, throw it into a dumpster, and leave it. The dumpster is unloaded into a garbage truck, which unloads the dumpster into an incinerator.
I shoot a gaster blaster at the ashes for good measure.
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I shoot Bio. Fortunately, the gun is loaded with fiber, which will help his bowel movements in the future. For the sake of convenience, the health is assigned to him right now.
"Okay, just one last person to beat until he falls into an open grave and becomes as dead as a dead person..."
I move down a space on the map, then clobber the last guy alive really hard across the balls with the crab claw. Why? Because it's pretty much a fact that the balls are a critical hit region. Take my word for it, you hit someone there, they're gonna feel that in the morning. And the afternoon. And the evening.
Anyways, I send a video to the soldier. He expects a rickroll, because the soldier is so 2008. Instead he gets an animation for "Spider Dance", with lyrics. While he's busy watching it, I throw a haymaker at the soldier, making him into hay. The hay then gets fed to a horse, but it just vomits it back up again. Angry, I realize that "ralph" is a term for barf, and interpret the ralph as Wreck-It-Ralph. It then tries to destroy a building, but is accosted by Fix-it-Felix. Felix whaps Ralph with a hammer. Normally that would heal him, but he's not a part of the building, so he suffers blunt force trauma. I then unplug the arcade game he's in, throw it into a dumpster, and leave it. The dumpster is unloaded into a garbage truck, which unloads the dumpster into an incinerator.
I shoot a gaster blaster at the ashes for good measure.
I shoot Bio. Fortunately, the gun is loaded with fiber, which will help his bowel movements in the future. For the sake of convenience, the health is assigned to him right now.
I got the Lunai's special medicine (Made by an dragoness which is one of my characters) from my pocket and I pour it inside Bio's mouth which heals his wounds (or Engie if he's fully healed)
+25 health to me. +2 XP.
With the enemies down, the team moves toward the objective. As they advance, they encounter another enemy squad, with a new type of enemy.
Gold: What is that thing?
Marshall: The Enforcers have been experimenting with heavy assault drones recently. This is one of their newest prototypes. Seems like they finally got something right...
Specialist soldier was killed by ka_doink, Bio, and Gold!
Item drop [$125]: Gives a random weapon or piece of armor of any rarity. No guarantees.
Chaos Dogma~ [$120]: ~consume enhance replicate consume enhance replicate~ will drown your enemies--
Genesis Chain~ [$120]: SUROS ARI-41 ~insert(SIVA in THIS(current projectile))
Steel Medulla~ [$120]: ~replicate~ devastate your foes ~consume~ Herja ~repeat
Fever and Remedy~ [$120]: Judith-D: ~consumption~ strongly encouraged.
Ether Nova~ [$120]: Thesan FR4: Hasten the ~SIVA replication~
Quantiplasm~ [$120]: Dido-A: Wanderer, your journey will end with ~SIVA
Ex Machina~ [$120]: Eirene: ~If (SIVA) return replicate // else if (!SIVA) run ascension ()~
Sound and Fury~ [$120]: replicate caution replicate overheating replication destabilization imminent~ SUROS.
Extraction probe [$50]: Allows you to perform a neural interface on an enemy, once per mission.
Shrapnel grenade [$50]: Deals less damage than a frag grenade, but causes bleeding.
Supercharge [$60]: Greatly increases the damage of one attack, but if the attack is not creative, it'll deal no damage.
Flamethrower [$140]: Deals very high damage and causes burning, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 4 ammo.
Anchor Arms [$80]: Reduces damage taken by 15% when in use. Has a 25% chance to stun, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 8 uses.
The Machina [$160]: Takes one turn to charge up, but pierces all enemies in a line. Comes with 3 ammo.
Homing Missile [$175]: Deals 200 damage and is guaranteed to hit.
Yellow Ray [$125]: Instantly destroys a single enemy, but has a recharge time of two waves. Cannot be used on bosses.
Ballistics Gel Armor [$130]: Has 200 HP. When active, wearer takes half damage, and the armor takes half of the reduced damage. Halves movement speed.
Invincibility Candy [$200]: Grants you invincibility for 2 turns and increases your damage dealt to nearby enemies by 50% (stacks with Close and Personal).
Steroids [$100]: Increases your max HP by 200 for the rest of the mission. Sets current HP to 20.
Medkit [$50]: Use this item when healing to significantly increase the heal's effectiveness.
Smoke grenade [$40]: Create a cloud of smoke, providing 20 evasion to anyone in the smoke.
Glue Gun [$40]: Reduces target's evasion to 0 for 3 turns.
Flashbang [$40]: Stuns all enemies for 1 turn.
Distraction Disco Ball [$180]: Distracts multiple enemies and gives them -15 evasion.
Determination Bomb [$50]: Use on an ally to fill them with determination, increasing the damage of their next 2 attacks.
Antigrave [$100]: Revives a KO'd player. Can only be used once per wave.
Bribe [$125]: Cause an enemy to join your side for 4 turns.
Wheelbarrow [$60]: Allows you to move things like turrets and cover around. Moving things halves your speed. 3 uses.
Shovel [$50]: A folding shovel that can dig trenches to create low cover. Can also be used to dig an enemy's grave, since it's also an effective weapon. 4 uses.
Restroom [$250]: Has 350 HP. Acts as mid cover. One person at a time can enter the restroom, transferring all damage they take to the restroom and regenerating 15% of their max HP every turn. You automatically exit after a turn. Does not follow between areas.
Handful of MRSA [$50]: Reduces an enemy's damage output by 15%, while increasing the damage they take by 15%. Effect spreads to nearby enemies in a large radius. Lasts 2 turns, and can be reapplied. Enemies will move away from infected, but infected can be pushed toward enemies a short distance.
Robobot Armor [$340]: Has 1.5x the wearer's HP. Allows the wearer to copy an enemy instead of performing a normal action, granting the wearer a unique ability. The ability is lost when the wearer is attacked. Regenerates 7.5% HP per turn (for Robobot armor).
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Anyways, I send a video to the soldier. He expects a rickroll, because the soldier is so 2008. Instead he gets an animation for "Spider Dance", with lyrics. While he's busy watching it, I throw a haymaker at the soldier, making him into hay. The hay then gets fed to a horse, but it just vomits it back up again. Angry, I realize that "ralph" is a term for barf, and interpret the ralph as Wreck-It-Ralph. It then tries to destroy a building, but is accosted by Fix-it-Felix. Felix whaps Ralph with a hammer. Normally that would heal him, but he's not a part of the building, so he suffers blunt force trauma. I then unplug the arcade game he's in, throw it into a dumpster, and leave it. The dumpster is unloaded into a garbage truck, which unloads the dumpster into an incinerator.
I shoot a gaster blaster at the ashes for good measure.
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Curse PremiumI then use my Express Meteor on the Deadeye Soldier. Since I have not done anything recently, I appear so still that he forgot my appearance and took my bullet from nowhere, having thought that I was neutralised and no "care" is needed on me.
My games.
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I finish my flame thrower by laughing like the pyro, finishing the burn. I toss the flame thrower, empty, at the most alive guy.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
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"How does a crab claw even run out of ammunition in the first place?"
I reload the claw, then either smack the Deadeye in the face, or move right towards the other enemies present.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I send Godzilla,Batman,Shaquille o' Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Jackie Chan,Indiana Jones, a Care Bear, Chuck Norris,Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie,Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie,Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock,The Rock, Doc Ock,Hulk Hogan, and Mister Rogers after any bad guys.
*the cheat noises*
I wonder why I'm still leveling up despite increasing damage, then shoot the officer.
Complipedia
Your surprise shot kills the deadeye soldier! +38 XP!
Level up!
New rank obtained: Corporal!
Choose to increase HP, MD, or both!
Choose a new ability.
Trickshot: Fire a shot deal deals 50% more damage but has -25% chance to hit. 4 turn cooldown.
OR
Fast Hands: Fire a pistol shot that doesn't end your turn. 4 turn cooldown.
You reload and deal
You move close to the specialist soldier and burn him, dealing
You reload, approach the shieldbearer, and deal
Fixed.
My action: I reload and shoot the specialist soldier, dealing
[Enemy turn]
The specialist soldier fires a plasma bolt at Pricey, dealing
140 damage.
The shieldbearer runs away from engie in terror.
The officer marks and shoots Pricey for
150 damage.
ka_doink's turret shoots the officer for
150 damage.
Deadeye soldier was killed by auyeungyat, Gold, ka_doink, and Pricey!
Players:
[HP: 300/425] [Minimum damage: 195] [Shotgun: 3/4] [Secondary: Revolver] [Frag grenade (x0), Present (1)]
[Rushdown: Ready] [Deep Impact] [Stick and Move] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 325/325] [Minimum damage: 190] [Steel Medulla~: 0/4 {reload!}] [Frag grenade (x1), Necronomicon (2/2)]
[Built Turret: 3 turns] [Build Barricade: Ready] [Turret Suppress] [Built to Last] [Subdue: Ready] [Sign of Four: ! .]
[HP: 487/575] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 200] ["Circle of Strife": 3/3] [Secondary: "High Noon"] [Frag grenade (x0), Handful of MRSA (1/1)] [Armor: "Peace"]
[Rushdown: Ready] [Deep Impact] [Stick and Move] [Danger Close] [Soul Spear: 1/1] [Subdue: Ready] [Extract: 0/1]
[HP: 150/150] [Minimum damage: 200] ["Express Meteor": 2/3] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Rangefinder] [Snapshot] [Dynamite with a Laser Beam: ! . .] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 690/775] [Armor: 200] [Minimum damage: 155] ["Chaos Thunder": 4/5] [Frag grenade (x1), Lifelink (2/2), Nano Shot (1/1), Reinforced armor] [Armor: Unbreakable Armor]
[Armored] [Pain Threshold] [Tough Armor] [Extended Mag] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 462/650] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 220] [Giant Crab Pincer: 2/3] [Frag grenade (x0), Null cannon (2/3), Bone Wheel] [Armor: Skyhook]
[Armored] [Close and Personal] [Tough Armor] [Heavy Rounds] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 325/325] [Minimum damage: 205] [Deus: 3/3] [Frag grenade (x1), Black hole projector (2/2) Glue gun (1/1)] [Armor: Reactive Armor]
[Rangefinder] [Retaliate] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 275/275] [Minimum damage: 130] [Assault Rifle: 1/4 {low ammo}] [Frag grenade (x1), Present (1)]
[Build Turret: Ready] [Build Barricade: Ready] [Good Cover] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 150/250] [Armor: 50] [Ammo: 1/3]
Enemies:
Specialist soldier [Aim: 85] [Evasion: 5+20] [Dodge: 5] {Low cover: +20 evasion} {Burning, 3 turns remaining}
[HP: 650/700] [Armor: 50] [Coalition Carbine: 3/5] [Focusing visor]
[Plasma Bolt: 3 turns] [Repeater] [Extended Mag]
Enforcer shieldbearer [Aim: 83] [Evasion: 0+20] [Dodge: 0]
[HP: 385/1,200] [Armor: 40] [Hand Cannon: 3/3]
[Generate Shield: 2 turns]
Coalition officer [Aim: 85] [Evasion: 10+20] [Dodge: 5] {Low cover: +20 evasion} {Burning, 3 turns remaining}
[HP: 160/1,200] [Armor: 50] [Coalition Rifle: 2/4]
[Mark Target: 2 turns] [Missile Strike: Ready]
Environment:
You're in the town square. You're further away from any buildings here, so most of the cover is provided by barricades deployed by the Enforcers.
Objectives:
[ ] Destroy the monument
[X] (story) Use the extraction probe on a Coalition officer
[ ] (optional) Find the source of the corruption
Distance from objective: Far
Enemy squads remaining: 4
Map:
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| . . I . I . I |
| . . . . I I . |
| . . . . I . . |
| . . . I . I . |
\===S===/
Other:
Deader Than Dead
Encrypted datapad [T|?|E| |?|U|?|?|N|?| |H|?|U|?|E] [0|0|?|?]
Encrypted datapad files {Entry 1, 01/01/48 \ Observations, 01/01/48 \ Dossier: Commander Marshall}
Chaos Dogma~ [$120]: ~consume enhance replicate consume enhance replicate~ will drown your enemies--
Genesis Chain~ [$120]: SUROS ARI-41 ~insert(SIVA in THIS(current projectile))
Steel Medulla~ [$120]: ~replicate~ devastate your foes ~consume~ Herja ~repeat
Fever and Remedy~ [$120]: Judith-D: ~consumption~ strongly encouraged.
Ether Nova~ [$120]: Thesan FR4: Hasten the ~SIVA replication~
Quantiplasm~ [$120]: Dido-A: Wanderer, your journey will end with ~SIVA
Ex Machina~ [$120]: Eirene: ~If (SIVA) return replicate // else if (!SIVA) run ascension ()~
Sound and Fury~ [$120]: replicate caution replicate overheating replication destabilization imminent~ SUROS.
Extraction probe [$50]: Allows you to perform a neural interface on an enemy, once per mission.
Supercharge [$60]: Greatly increases the damage of one attack, but if the attack is not creative, it'll deal no damage.
Flamethrower [$140]: Deals very high damage and causes burning, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 4 ammo.
Anchor Arms [$80]: Reduces damage taken by 15% when in use. Has a 25% chance to stun, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 8 uses.
The Machina [$160]: Takes one turn to charge up, but pierces all enemies in a line. Comes with 3 ammo.
Null Cannon [$200]: Deals (your minimum damage + 300) damage as arcane damage.
Homing Missile [$175]: Deals 200 damage and is guaranteed to hit.
Yellow Ray [$125]: Instantly destroys a single enemy, but has a recharge time of two waves. Cannot be used on bosses.
Invincibility Candy [$200]: Grants you invincibility for 2 turns and increases your damage dealt to nearby enemies by 50% (stacks with Close and Personal).
Steroids [$100]: Increases your max HP by 200 for the rest of the mission. Sets current HP to 20.
Smoke grenade [$40]: Create a cloud of smoke, providing 20 evasion to anyone in the smoke.
Glue Gun [$40]: Reduces target's evasion to 0 for 3 turns.
Flashbang [$40]: Stuns all enemies for 1 turn.
Distraction Disco Ball [$180]: Distracts multiple enemies and gives them -15 evasion.
Determination Bomb [$50]: Use on an ally to fill them with determination, increasing the damage of their next 2 attacks.
Antigrave [$100]: Revives a KO'd player. Can only be used once per wave.
Wheelbarrow [$60]: Allows you to move things like turrets and cover around. Moving things halves your speed. 3 uses.
Shovel [$50]: A folding shovel that can dig trenches to create low cover. Can also be used to dig an enemy's grave, since it's also an effective weapon. 4 uses.
Restroom [$250]: Has 350 HP. Acts as mid cover. One person at a time can enter the restroom, transferring all damage they take to the restroom and regenerating 15% of their max HP every turn. You automatically exit after a turn. Does not follow between areas.
Handful of MRSA [$50]: Reduces an enemy's damage output by 15%, while increasing the damage they take by 15%. Effect spreads to nearby enemies in a large radius. Lasts 2 turns, and can be reapplied. Enemies will move away from infected, but infected can be pushed toward enemies a short distance.
Robobot Armor [$340]: Has 1.5x the wearer's HP. Allows the wearer to copy an enemy instead of performing a normal action, granting the wearer a unique ability. The ability is lost when the wearer is attacked. Regenerates 7.5% HP per turn (for Robobot armor).
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I walk up to the Officer or Shieldbearer (depending on who's alive) and snap their necks into submission. They find it hard to breathe afterwards, coughing up alien blood, green as day. Ewwww.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
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I shoot anything alive.
My games.
"...What? Was it something I said?"
I run after the shield bearer and proceed to pummel him to death with the crab claw.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I reload and shoot the weakest enemy.
Complipedia
You kill the officer! +34 XP!
He drops a weapon! You can equip it now or send it to base.
Acid Thrower [Rare]
Their hearts will melt at the sight of you.
Minimum damage: 75
Range: Short
Magazine: Infinite
Critical chance: 0%
25% chance to corrode target
Deals extra damage to armor
Replaces your pistol
Level up!
Choose to increase HP, MD, or both!
Trickshot chosen, +15 MD!
You take a shot at the shieldbearer, but miss!
Critical!
The shieldbearer gets ripped apart! +44 XP!
You reload and fire, but miss!
My action: I fire at the specialist soldier, but miss.
[Enemy turn]
The specialist soldier, realizing his friends are dead, panics! He runs out into the open to try and escape you, leaving himself exposed!
ka_doink's turret fires at the specialist soldier, dealing
150 damage.
Coalition officer was killed by Gold, Dooby, and ka_doink!
Enforcer shieldbearer was killed by engie, Gold, Pricey, and Bio!
Players:
[HP: 300/425] [Minimum damage: 195] [Shotgun: 2/4] [Secondary: Revolver] [Frag grenade (x0), Present (1)]
[Rushdown: Ready] [Deep Impact] [Stick and Move] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 325/325] [Minimum damage: 190] [Steel Medulla~: 3/4] [Frag grenade (x1), Necronomicon (2/2)]
[Built Turret: 2 turns] [Build Barricade: Ready] [Turret Suppress] [Built to Last] [Subdue: Ready] [Sign of Four: . .]
[HP: 487/575] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 200] ["Circle of Strife": 3/3] [Secondary: "High Noon"] [Frag grenade (x0), Handful of MRSA (1/1), Acid Thrower] [Armor: "Peace"]
[Rushdown: Ready] [Deep Impact] [Stick and Move] [Danger Close] [Soul Spear: 1/1] [Subdue: Ready] [Extract: 0/1]
[HP: 150/150] [Minimum damage: 215] ["Express Meteor": 1/3 {low ammo}] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Rangefinder] [Snapshot] [Trickshot: Ready] [Dynamite with a Laser Beam: ! X .] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 690/775] [Armor: 200] [Minimum damage: 155] ["Chaos Thunder": 3/5] [Frag grenade (x1), Lifelink (2/2), Nano Shot (1/1), Reinforced armor] [Armor: Unbreakable Armor]
[Armored] [Pain Threshold] [Tough Armor] [Extended Mag] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 462/650] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 220] [Giant Crab Pincer: 2/3] [Frag grenade (x0), Null cannon (2/3), Bone Wheel] [Armor: Skyhook]
[Armored] [Close and Personal] [Tough Armor] [Heavy Rounds] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 325/325] [Minimum damage: 205] [Deus: 3/3] [Frag grenade (x1), Black hole projector (2/2) Glue gun (1/1)] [Armor: Reactive Armor]
[Rangefinder] [Retaliate] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 275/275] [Minimum damage: 130] [Assault Rifle: 1/4 {low ammo}] [Frag grenade (x1), Present (1)]
[Build Turret: Ready] [Build Barricade: Ready] [Good Cover] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 150/250] [Armor: 50] [Ammo: 0/3]
Enemies:
Specialist soldier [Aim: 85] [Evasion: 5] [Dodge: 5] {Burning, 2 turns remaining} {Panicked!}
[HP: 450/700] [Armor: 50] [Coalition Carbine: 3/5] [Focusing visor]
[Plasma Bolt: 2 turns] [Repeater] [Extended Mag]
Environment:
You're in the town square. You're further away from any buildings here, so most of the cover is provided by barricades deployed by the Enforcers.
Objectives:
[ ] Destroy the monument
[X] (story) Use the extraction probe on a Coalition officer
[ ] (optional) Find the source of the corruption
Distance from objective: Far
Enemy squads remaining: 4
Map:
/===N===\
| . . I . . . . |
| . . . . . I . |
| . . I . I . . |
| . . . I . I . |
\===S===/
Other:
Deader Than Dead
Encrypted datapad [T|?|E| |?|U|?|?|N|?| |H|?|U|?|E] [0|0|?|?]
Encrypted datapad files {Entry 1, 01/01/48 \ Observations, 01/01/48 \ Dossier: Commander Marshall}
Chaos Dogma~ [$120]: ~consume enhance replicate consume enhance replicate~ will drown your enemies--
Genesis Chain~ [$120]: SUROS ARI-41 ~insert(SIVA in THIS(current projectile))
Steel Medulla~ [$120]: ~replicate~ devastate your foes ~consume~ Herja ~repeat
Fever and Remedy~ [$120]: Judith-D: ~consumption~ strongly encouraged.
Ether Nova~ [$120]: Thesan FR4: Hasten the ~SIVA replication~
Quantiplasm~ [$120]: Dido-A: Wanderer, your journey will end with ~SIVA
Ex Machina~ [$120]: Eirene: ~If (SIVA) return replicate // else if (!SIVA) run ascension ()~
Sound and Fury~ [$120]: replicate caution replicate overheating replication destabilization imminent~ SUROS.
Extraction probe [$50]: Allows you to perform a neural interface on an enemy, once per mission.
Supercharge [$60]: Greatly increases the damage of one attack, but if the attack is not creative, it'll deal no damage.
Flamethrower [$140]: Deals very high damage and causes burning, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 4 ammo.
Anchor Arms [$80]: Reduces damage taken by 15% when in use. Has a 25% chance to stun, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 8 uses.
The Machina [$160]: Takes one turn to charge up, but pierces all enemies in a line. Comes with 3 ammo.
Null Cannon [$200]: Deals (your minimum damage + 300) damage as arcane damage.
Homing Missile [$175]: Deals 200 damage and is guaranteed to hit.
Yellow Ray [$125]: Instantly destroys a single enemy, but has a recharge time of two waves. Cannot be used on bosses.
Invincibility Candy [$200]: Grants you invincibility for 2 turns and increases your damage dealt to nearby enemies by 50% (stacks with Close and Personal).
Steroids [$100]: Increases your max HP by 200 for the rest of the mission. Sets current HP to 20.
Smoke grenade [$40]: Create a cloud of smoke, providing 20 evasion to anyone in the smoke.
Glue Gun [$40]: Reduces target's evasion to 0 for 3 turns.
Flashbang [$40]: Stuns all enemies for 1 turn.
Distraction Disco Ball [$180]: Distracts multiple enemies and gives them -15 evasion.
Determination Bomb [$50]: Use on an ally to fill them with determination, increasing the damage of their next 2 attacks.
Antigrave [$100]: Revives a KO'd player. Can only be used once per wave.
Wheelbarrow [$60]: Allows you to move things like turrets and cover around. Moving things halves your speed. 3 uses.
Shovel [$50]: A folding shovel that can dig trenches to create low cover. Can also be used to dig an enemy's grave, since it's also an effective weapon. 4 uses.
Restroom [$250]: Has 350 HP. Acts as mid cover. One person at a time can enter the restroom, transferring all damage they take to the restroom and regenerating 15% of their max HP every turn. You automatically exit after a turn. Does not follow between areas.
Handful of MRSA [$50]: Reduces an enemy's damage output by 15%, while increasing the damage they take by 15%. Effect spreads to nearby enemies in a large radius. Lasts 2 turns, and can be reapplied. Enemies will move away from infected, but infected can be pushed toward enemies a short distance.
Robobot Armor [$340]: Has 1.5x the wearer's HP. Allows the wearer to copy an enemy instead of performing a normal action, granting the wearer a unique ability. The ability is lost when the wearer is attacked. Regenerates 7.5% HP per turn (for Robobot armor).
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I equip Acid Thrower and call it "Acid Drain". I then fire on Mr. Soldier, piercing his armor. He yells at his wound and can't take his mind off it.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I shoot the soldier.
Complipedia
"Okay, just one last person to beat until he falls into an open grave and becomes as dead as a dead person..."
I move down a space on the map, then clobber the last guy alive really hard across the balls with the crab claw. Why? Because it's pretty much a fact that the balls are a critical hit region. Take my word for it, you hit someone there, they're gonna feel that in the morning. And the afternoon. And the evening.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I do another big attack. Like, Tazz-grade.
Anyways, I send a video to the soldier. He expects a rickroll, because the soldier is so 2008. Instead he gets an animation for "Spider Dance", with lyrics. While he's busy watching it, I throw a haymaker at the soldier, making him into hay. The hay then gets fed to a horse, but it just vomits it back up again. Angry, I realize that "ralph" is a term for barf, and interpret the ralph as Wreck-It-Ralph. It then tries to destroy a building, but is accosted by Fix-it-Felix. Felix whaps Ralph with a hammer. Normally that would heal him, but he's not a part of the building, so he suffers blunt force trauma. I then unplug the arcade game he's in, throw it into a dumpster, and leave it. The dumpster is unloaded into a garbage truck, which unloads the dumpster into an incinerator.
I shoot a gaster blaster at the ashes for good measure.
*the cheat noises*
I shoot Bio. Fortunately, the gun is loaded with fiber, which will help his bowel movements in the future. For the sake of convenience, the health is assigned to him right now.
Complipedia
Acid thrower equipped and renamed.
Critical!
Specialist soldier killed! +54 XP!
+100 health to me. +6 XP.
+25 health to me. +2 XP.
With the enemies down, the team moves toward the objective. As they advance, they encounter another enemy squad, with a new type of enemy.
Gold: What is that thing?
Marshall: The Enforcers have been experimenting with heavy assault drones recently. This is one of their newest prototypes. Seems like they finally got something right...
Specialist soldier was killed by ka_doink, Bio, and Gold!
Players:
[HP: 425/425] [Minimum damage: 195] [Shotgun: 2/4] [Secondary: Revolver] [Frag grenade (x0), Present (1)]
[Rushdown: Ready] [Deep Impact] [Stick and Move] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 325/325] [Minimum damage: 190] [Steel Medulla~: 2/4] [Frag grenade (x1), Necronomicon (2/2)]
[Built Turret: 1 turn] [Build Barricade: Ready] [Turret Suppress] [Built to Last] [Subdue: Ready] [Sign of Four: ! .]
[HP: 487/575] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 200] ["Circle of Strife": 3/3] [Secondary: "Acid Drain"] [Frag grenade (x0), Handful of MRSA (1/1)] [Armor: "Peace"]
[Rushdown: Ready] [Deep Impact] [Stick and Move] [Danger Close] [Soul Spear: 1/1] [Subdue: Ready] [Extract: 0/1]
[HP: 150/150] [Minimum damage: 215] ["Express Meteor": 1/3 {low ammo}] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Rangefinder] [Snapshot] [Trickshot: Ready] [Dynamite with a Laser Beam: ! X .] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 690/775] [Armor: 200] [Minimum damage: 155] ["Chaos Thunder": 3/5] [Frag grenade (x1), Lifelink (2/2), Nano Shot (1/1), Reinforced armor] [Armor: Unbreakable Armor]
[Armored] [Pain Threshold] [Tough Armor] [Extended Mag] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 462/650] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 220] [Giant Crab Pincer: 2/3] [Frag grenade (x0), Null cannon (2/3), Bone Wheel] [Armor: Skyhook]
[Armored] [Close and Personal] [Tough Armor] [Heavy Rounds] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 325/325] [Minimum damage: 205] [Deus: 3/3] [Frag grenade (x1), Black hole projector (2/2) Glue gun (1/1)] [Armor: Reactive Armor]
[Rangefinder] [Retaliate] [Subdue: Ready]
[HP: 275/275] [Minimum damage: 130] [Assault Rifle: 1/4 {low ammo}] [Frag grenade (x1), Present (1)]
[Build Turret: Ready] [Build Barricade: Ready] [Good Cover] [Subdue: Ready]
Enemies:
Enforcer assault drone [Aim: 70] [Evasion: 20] [Dodge: 0]
[HP: 1,400/1,400] [Armor: 150] [Assault Turret: 5/5]
[Suppress] [Cybernetic] [Protective Plating]
Enforcer cyber soldier [Aim: 75] [Evasion: 25] [Dodge: 0]
[HP: 1,200/1,200] [Armor: 100] [Heavy Repeater: 4/4] [Grenade launcher (x2)
[Cybernetic]
Enforcer cyber soldier [Aim: 75] [Evasion: 25] [Dodge: 0]
[HP: 1,200/1,200] [Armor: 100] [Heavy Repeater: 4/4] [Grenade launcher (x2)
[Cybernetic]
Environment:
You're in the town square. There are a few buildings here, some of which are accessible cover.
Objectives:
[ ] Destroy the monument
[X] (story) Use the extraction probe on a Coalition officer
[ ] (optional) Find the source of the corruption
Distance from objective: Moderate
Enemy squads remaining: 3
Map:
/===N===\
| . . . I . . . |
| . . I . I . . |
| . . . . . . . |
| . . . I . . . |
\===S===/
Other:
Storage crate
Locked crate [G|H|O|?|?| |D|I|?|I|?|I|O|?]
Deader Than Dead
Encrypted datapad [T|?|E| |?|U|?|?|N|?| |H|?|U|?|E] [0|0|?|?]
Encrypted datapad files {Entry 1, 01/01/48 \ Observations, 01/01/48 \ Dossier: Commander Marshall}
Chaos Dogma~ [$120]: ~consume enhance replicate consume enhance replicate~ will drown your enemies--
Genesis Chain~ [$120]: SUROS ARI-41 ~insert(SIVA in THIS(current projectile))
Steel Medulla~ [$120]: ~replicate~ devastate your foes ~consume~ Herja ~repeat
Fever and Remedy~ [$120]: Judith-D: ~consumption~ strongly encouraged.
Ether Nova~ [$120]: Thesan FR4: Hasten the ~SIVA replication~
Quantiplasm~ [$120]: Dido-A: Wanderer, your journey will end with ~SIVA
Ex Machina~ [$120]: Eirene: ~If (SIVA) return replicate // else if (!SIVA) run ascension ()~
Sound and Fury~ [$120]: replicate caution replicate overheating replication destabilization imminent~ SUROS.
Extraction probe [$50]: Allows you to perform a neural interface on an enemy, once per mission.
Supercharge [$60]: Greatly increases the damage of one attack, but if the attack is not creative, it'll deal no damage.
Flamethrower [$140]: Deals very high damage and causes burning, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 4 ammo.
Anchor Arms [$80]: Reduces damage taken by 15% when in use. Has a 25% chance to stun, but can only hit at close range. Comes with 8 uses.
The Machina [$160]: Takes one turn to charge up, but pierces all enemies in a line. Comes with 3 ammo.
Null Cannon [$200]: Deals (your minimum damage + 300) damage as arcane damage.
Homing Missile [$175]: Deals 200 damage and is guaranteed to hit.
Yellow Ray [$125]: Instantly destroys a single enemy, but has a recharge time of two waves. Cannot be used on bosses.
Invincibility Candy [$200]: Grants you invincibility for 2 turns and increases your damage dealt to nearby enemies by 50% (stacks with Close and Personal).
Steroids [$100]: Increases your max HP by 200 for the rest of the mission. Sets current HP to 20.
Smoke grenade [$40]: Create a cloud of smoke, providing 20 evasion to anyone in the smoke.
Glue Gun [$40]: Reduces target's evasion to 0 for 3 turns.
Flashbang [$40]: Stuns all enemies for 1 turn.
Distraction Disco Ball [$180]: Distracts multiple enemies and gives them -15 evasion.
Determination Bomb [$50]: Use on an ally to fill them with determination, increasing the damage of their next 2 attacks.
Antigrave [$100]: Revives a KO'd player. Can only be used once per wave.
Wheelbarrow [$60]: Allows you to move things like turrets and cover around. Moving things halves your speed. 3 uses.
Shovel [$50]: A folding shovel that can dig trenches to create low cover. Can also be used to dig an enemy's grave, since it's also an effective weapon. 4 uses.
Restroom [$250]: Has 350 HP. Acts as mid cover. One person at a time can enter the restroom, transferring all damage they take to the restroom and regenerating 15% of their max HP every turn. You automatically exit after a turn. Does not follow between areas.
Handful of MRSA [$50]: Reduces an enemy's damage output by 15%, while increasing the damage they take by 15%. Effect spreads to nearby enemies in a large radius. Lasts 2 turns, and can be reapplied. Enemies will move away from infected, but infected can be pushed toward enemies a short distance.
Robobot Armor [$340]: Has 1.5x the wearer's HP. Allows the wearer to copy an enemy instead of performing a normal action, granting the wearer a unique ability. The ability is lost when the wearer is attacked. Regenerates 7.5% HP per turn (for Robobot armor).
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I RUSHDOWN the enemies into cover, then reload.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I use this attack on a cyber soldier.
*the cheat noises*