I materialize as an Engineer and try to bust the crate open like this:
I throw a bolo at the crate, then turn the bolo into a YOLO, which I use to get enough swag to 360 No Scope the crate, which explodes into a mound of Doritos and Mountain Dew.
Welcome! You join as a level 2 engineer!
Your overwhelming dankness reveals an E in the code!
I hear a scout yell "Need a sentry here" and build like he says.
If I have enough time, I deliver a withering takedown of one of the grunts, causing him to wither into a pile of bones, which I try to put in a museum, but it falls into a pile, so I make a bone pie and feed it to all of history's greatest gluttons, including Augustus Gloop, Chubb from Riddle School, and a certain brother of Maxwell from Scribblenauts.
"That was the joke, Lieutenant! And you killed it!"
I proceed to initiate the process of getting revenge for the death of the joke, which mostly consists of me turning and unloading bullets very rapidly in the direction of the Enforcer Lieutenant, because what else am I supposed to do with an LMG? Dispense sandwiches?
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I then shoot a bullet in a grunt, but that bullet expands in his body to create a stillness in view to the ground, and is promptly stopped and pinned to the ground. I then ask anybody to drag him and to make him follow us and to "ask" it for details and scans, if needed, in the ground, and not in the base to avoid detection of GPS to the base.
So what if they said no? We are SpeedBullets tm ,and WE ALWAYS DELIVER BULLETS! I use the latest in gun-delivery technology to launch a fresh package of 1 bullet at a delivery speed of 300 MPH, arriving at its destination, 412 Lieutenant's heart rd, approximately .04 seconds after ordering.
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I hear a scout yell "Need a sentry here" and build like he says.
If I have enough time, I deliver a withering takedown of one of the grunts, causing him to wither into a pile of bones, which I try to put in a museum, but it falls into a pile, so I make a bone pie and feed it to all of history's greatest gluttons, including Augustus Gloop, Chubb from Riddle School, and a certain brother of Maxwell from Scribblenauts.
"That was the joke, Lieutenant! And you killed it!"
I proceed to initiate the process of getting revenge for the death of the joke, which mostly consists of me turning and unloading bullets very rapidly in the direction of the Enforcer Lieutenant, because what else am I supposed to do with an LMG? Dispense sandwiches?
I then shoot a bullet in a grunt, but that bullet expands in his body to create a stillness in view to the ground, and is promptly stopped and pinned to the ground. I then ask anybody to drag him and to make him follow us and to "ask" it for details and scans, if needed, in the ground, and not in the base to avoid detection of GPS to the base.
So what if they said no? We are SpeedBullets tm ,and WE ALWAYS DELIVER BULLETS! I use the latest in gun-delivery technology to launch a fresh package of 1 bullet at a delivery speed of 300 MPH, arriving at its destination, 412 Lieutenant's heart rd, approximately .04 seconds after ordering.
Speedbullets. The fastest delivery around, or we'll deliver double the amount of bullets you received previously, at double speed.
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I'll take two mags. 120 damage to lieutenant. +6 XP.
Me: I blink behind the lieutenant and choke him out, landing a lethal critical.
engie: We should head to the storage room.
Enforcer grunt was killed by Mackerell, Gold, Dooby, and ka_doink!
Enforcer lieutenant was killed by Bio, ka_doink, engie, and auyeungyat!
You're moving down the path to the storage room. The only available cover is a few outcroppings on the walls, which seem fairly good as cover.
Objectives:
[ ] Recover the item from the vault
[7 turns] Time until vault is sent to the Coalition
Map:
/===N===\
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
\===S===/
Current area:
/===N===\
| . . I . . . . |
| . . . . . . . |
| . . . I I . . |
\===S===/
Other:
Difficulty: Normal
Available reinforcements:
[$100] Omicron commandos (2)
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I check my sniper rifle to make sure it's in pristine condition, and prepare it for if I have to fight enemies, moving towards the storage room, switching from cover to cover as I do
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Whenever we have dead turns like this because we forgot to move, just assume that you want us to go towards the objective and let us correct that if we want to.
I return as a sharpshooter.
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Curse PremiumI guess we have to spend more time than we needed to guess the code, but I use ...........
If the code is a PROPER WORD, I remain to guess. Else I then get north.
I__EC_IV_
I__ECTIVE
I guess the word infective.
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I ready the grenades incase the code fails. we're gonna blow this baby up.
i forgot my main account and i should probably contact support for it but i'm a lazy bum so i did nothing instead :\
Welcome! You join as a level 2 engineer!
Your overwhelming dankness reveals an E in the code!
Incorrect!
You equip your Insurmountable Skullfort.
You move up.
Welcome back! Your stats were saved while you were gone.
Correct!
Correct (+25 XP)! The crate opens, giving you a piece of armor and 150 credits! You can equip the armor now or send it to base.
Berserker Armor [Rare]
Something about this armor drives you into a murderous frenzy.
+100 HP
+30% melee damage dealt
+150 armor for 2 turns after landing a melee attack
You move up.
It's already open, so you move up.
Me: I move up.
As you move forward, a pair of enemies comes into view.
Enforcer lieutenant: Who are you people? State your business.
ka_doink: Um... friends?
The lieutenant narrows his eyes in anger.
TT: Bullet delivery! Would you like some bullets?
The grunt with the lieutenant prepares to accept your offer, only to be stopped by the lieutenant.
Enforcer lieutenant: They're going to shoot us.
Enforcer grunt: Aw...
Players:
[HP: 350/350] [Minimum damage: 145] [Shotgun: 4/4] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Rushdown: Ready]
[HP: 250/250] [Minimum damage: 140] [Light Machine Gun: 2/3] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Built Turret: Ready] [Build Barricade: Ready]
[HP: 225/225] [Minimum damage: 80] [Submachine Gun: 3/3] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Agile]
[HP: 450/450] [Minimum damage: 120] [Assault Rifle: 3/4] [Frag grenade (x1)] [Armor: An Insurmountable Skullfort]
[Rushdown: Ready]
[HP: 150/150] [Minimum damage: 150] [Sniper Rifle: 2/3] [Frag grenade (x1), Berserker Armor]
[Rangefinder]
[HP: 525/525] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 110] [Assault Rifle: 3/4] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Armored]
[HP: 525/525] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 130] [Light Machine Gun: 3/3] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Armored]
[HP: 325/425] [Minimum damage: 310] [Crossbow: 1/1] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Launch Grenade]
[HP: 225/225] [Minimum damage: 110] [Assault Rifle: 4/4] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Build Turret: Ready] [Build Barricade: Ready]
[HP: 125/125] [Minimum damage: 140] [Sniper Rifle: 3/3] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Rangefinder]
Enemies:
Enforcer grunt [Aim: 60] [Evasion: 0+40] [Dodge: 0] {High cover: +40 evasion}
[HP: 500/500] [Enforcer Carbine: 4/4]
Enforcer lieutenant [Aim: 70] [Evasion: 0+40] [Dodge: 10] {High cover: +40 evasion}
[HP: 800/800] [Enforcer Repeater: 4/4] [Mark Target: Ready]
Environment:
You're moving down the path to the storage room. The only available cover is a few outcroppings on the walls, which seem fairly good as cover.
Objectives:
[ ] Recover the item from the vault
[8 turns] Time until vault is sent to the Coalition
Map:
/===N===\
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
\===S===/
Current area:
/===N===\
| . . I . I . . |
| . . . . . . . |
| . . . I . . . |
\===S===/
Other:
Difficulty:
Normal
Available reinforcements:
[$100] Omicron commandos (2)
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I run to the out cropping and slide behind them, firing my assault rifle at the baddies. Then, I reload.
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I hear a scout yell "Need a sentry here" and build like he says.
If I have enough time, I deliver a withering takedown of one of the grunts, causing him to wither into a pile of bones, which I try to put in a museum, but it falls into a pile, so I make a bone pie and feed it to all of history's greatest gluttons, including Augustus Gloop, Chubb from Riddle School, and a certain brother of Maxwell from Scribblenauts.
*the cheat noises*
I join in as a sharpshooter
I frag out some fools. With my frag grenade. And the fools are the enforcers, particularly the lieutenant.
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I join as Support if I have to choose between Medic and Hacker I choose Hacker.
"That was the joke, Lieutenant! And you killed it!"
I proceed to initiate the process of getting revenge for the death of the joke, which mostly consists of me turning and unloading bullets very rapidly in the direction of the Enforcer Lieutenant, because what else am I supposed to do with an LMG? Dispense sandwiches?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I throw a frag grenade in the grunt's general direction.
If I can still join, Assaulter.
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Curse PremiumI then shoot a bullet in a grunt, but that bullet expands in his body to create a stillness in view to the ground, and is promptly stopped and pinned to the ground. I then ask anybody to drag him and to make him follow us and to "ask" it for details and scans, if needed, in the ground, and not in the base to avoid detection of GPS to the base.
My games.
So what if they said no? We are SpeedBullets tm ,and WE ALWAYS DELIVER BULLETS! I use the latest in gun-delivery technology to launch a fresh package of 1 bullet at a delivery speed of 300 MPH, arriving at its destination, 412 Lieutenant's heart rd, approximately .04 seconds after ordering.
Speedbullets. The fastest delivery around, or we'll deliver double the amount of bullets you received previously, at double speed.
(Thank you for using SpeedBullets. Purchase total: $5.99)
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You take cover and fire at the grunt, dealing
Sentry deployed!
Welcome! You join as a level 2 sharpshooter!
You join as a level 2 support!
He dies from the explosion! +46 XP!
Welcome, level 2 assaulter!
Critical!
I'll take two mags.
Me: I blink behind the lieutenant and choke him out, landing a lethal critical.
engie: We should head to the storage room.
Enforcer grunt was killed by Mackerell, Gold, Dooby, and ka_doink!
Enforcer lieutenant was killed by Bio, ka_doink, engie, and auyeungyat!
Players:
[HP: 350/350] [Minimum damage: 145] [Shotgun: 4/4] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Rushdown: Ready]
[HP: 250/250] [Minimum damage: 140] [Light Machine Gun: 2/3] [Frag grenade (x0)]
[Built Turret: Ready] [Build Barricade: Ready]
[HP: 225/225] [Minimum damage: 80] [Submachine Gun: 2/3] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Agile]
[HP: 450/450] [Minimum damage: 120] [Assault Rifle: 4/4] [Frag grenade (x1)] [Armor: An Insurmountable Skullfort]
[Rushdown: Ready]
[HP: 150/150] [Minimum damage: 150] [Sniper Rifle: 1/3 {low ammo}] [Frag grenade (x1), Berserker Armor]
[Rangefinder]
[HP: 525/525] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 110] [Assault Rifle: 3/4] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Armored]
[HP: 525/525] [Armor: 100] [Minimum damage: 130] [Light Machine Gun: 2/3] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Armored]
[HP: 325/425] [Minimum damage: 310] [Crossbow: 1/1] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Launch Grenade]
[HP: 225/225] [Minimum damage: 110] [Assault Rifle: 4/4] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Build Turret: 5 turns] [Build Barricade: Ready]
[HP: 125/125] [Minimum damage: 140] [Sniper Rifle: 3/3] [Frag grenade (x0)]
[Rangefinder]
[HP: 125/125] [Minimum damage: 140] [Sniper Rifle: 3/3] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[Rangefinder]
[HP: 225/225] [Minimum damage: 110] [Assault Rifle: 4/4] [Frag grenade (x1), Smoke grenade (x1)]
[Hack]
[HP: 325/325] [Minimum damage: 110] [Assault Rifle: 4/4] [Frag grenade (x1)]
[HP: 200/200] [Ammo: 3/3]
Enemies:
None
Environment:
You're moving down the path to the storage room. The only available cover is a few outcroppings on the walls, which seem fairly good as cover.
Objectives:
[ ] Recover the item from the vault
[7 turns] Time until vault is sent to the Coalition
Map:
/===N===\
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
| X X X X |
\===S===/
Current area:
/===N===\
| . . I . . . . |
| . . . . . . . |
| . . . I I . . |
\===S===/
Other:
Difficulty:
Normal
Available reinforcements:
[$100] Omicron commandos (2)
For the sake of variety, once you reach level 4 and start choosing abilities, you'll be able to choose your stat increases. You'll be able to pick a damage increase, an HP increase, or a balance between both.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I check my sniper rifle to make sure it's in pristine condition, and prepare it for if I have to fight enemies, moving towards the storage room, switching from cover to cover as I do
Whenever we have dead turns like this because we forgot to move, just assume that you want us to go towards the objective and let us correct that if we want to.
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Curse PremiumAs I have to move north, I reload my ammo and check if everything is ok, then move north. I also send the armor back to base.
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Using my Broadsword, I cut the door into the storage room open, unless its unlocked, in which I just open the door and head in.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I shoot at the thing that we are fighting
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