Rolled a 5!
I'm not sure how you threw numbers at the skeletal twins, but you did it pretty hard! Nice rugby skills! 21 HP of damage to Xannu! 21 HP of damage to Xonnin!
I Throw Paint.net At Them (STOP THROWING THOSE THINGS TACO_KING).
Rolled a 3.
You threw a thumbdrive with the program, "Paint.net" at them, they are confused about what it does. They keep it in their inventory.
Xannu attacks!
He attacks... Skeleton Buddy, dealing 2.5 HP of damage to him! He is almost dead, but remember, Once an ally dies, they CANNOT be revived!
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
I pull out a giant sword and do a epic swinging motion, then do a GRAND SLAM SLASH.
Rolled a 3.
Unable to wield this weapon effectively with present stats. Git gud, casul.
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
216/256 XANNU HP
209/247 XONNIN HP
2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)
Our Heroes
Dman5456 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn ♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TanKsverylot
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
okay, instead of 100 bosses, i'm gonna do 15 bosses. sound fair? i got a lot of work to do in the real world.
Rolled a 1.
You control tetris blocks, but the down button on the D-Pad was on turbo, smashing the giant tetris block on you, killing you instantly. GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Respawn?
Come on... I have great strength stats. Once more!
Rolled a 6!!!
Not only did you level up your STR stat to 99 at your bonfire, but you also turned it into a "SUPER OMEGA CHAOS LIGHTNING ENCHANTED DARKMOON SUNLIGHT Greathammer of I JUST KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND YOU'RE NEXT" You swing the SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN at both Xannu and Xonnin, and this happens.
175 HP of damage to Xannu! 189 HP of damage to Xonnin!
However, you had to sacrifice yourself for that godly amazing attack, nobody has ever seen you do such a thing. The SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN disappears forever, and it has used it's ammunition of one very strong human soul. Your body goes up to Random Number Heaven, and even The Random Number God himself is impressed you did such a feat. Scaredhappyguy is there too, and he says, "Oi, you did a very good job out there, and I will revive you with the cost of 1 HP!" You agree with him, and he says to you, "Good luck out there, and remember, The legend will never die. Don't level DEX!"
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
41/256 XANNU HP
20/247 XONNIN HP
2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns) 3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)
Our Heroes
Dman5456 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn ♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger ♡♡♡ - DEAD
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TanKsverylot
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
GoldHero101
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
i'm sorry i've not been really active on this, i have stuff do to in real life.
I throw The Fort of Mystery (Double the Boss Double the Trouble.) at them
Rolled a 6!!!
You threw a copy of the game at Xannu, dealing him a whopping 23 HP of damage, and killing him. Unfortunately, you haven't been active since 2017, so you don't exist anymore until you rejoin into the battle.
Xannu dies a painful death, and Xonnin runs over to him. He touches him, gaining his power, and becoming enraged.
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
100/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
I come back from the dead! "Hey. I'm BACK!" I pull out my Red Mage gear and begin doing the Red Mage loop.
Rolled a 4.
You succeeded at doing a red mage loop, and it summons a dark portal that punches Xonnin in the chest, dealing him 10 HP of damage.
Pepe, Lord of Memes throws a spicy chicken tendie at Xonnin, and deals him 3 HP of damage.
Super Xonnin is going to attack.
Who is he going to attack?
1-3, 1...
He swings at his own kind, Skeleton Buddy, dealing him 3 HP of damage!
Skeleton buddy breaks, and stops working for all eternity.
Sad story, isn't it? Could've lasted another boss, but no. Shame.
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
87/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
I attempt to cast Protect on myself to grant me some armor.
Rolled a 6.
You casted a shield, and encased it around yourself.
New Mechanic has been Discovered: Shields!
Shields will protect you for as long as they exist, and once they wear off, you're vulnerable.
i shall give each and every person that still exists a worm scarf, so damage is lessened by 17%.
Rolled a 3.
The Eater of Worlds does not exist in this world, nor does the Brain of Cthulhu. In fact, this isn't even Terraria at all, as the Moon Lord doesn't exist either! Wish he did, though.
Super Xonnin is going to attack.
Who will he attack?
1-3, 3...
Super Xonnin uses telekinesis to swing Pepe The Lord of Memes around, dealing him 4 HP of damage!
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
87/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
Our Heroes
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
🛡🛡🛡 - 3/3 SLD
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Note: Because of the bosses dealing more damage than what a player can take, I'm going to make it so every 2nd boss you kill will give you a permanent 3+ maximum HP boost. Not for allies though.
Rolled a 2.
You failed to raise any temporary max HP.
Rolled a 2.
Sans from the game, "Undertale", heard you impersonating him, and slapped you in the face, saying "stop impersonating me or i'll give you a bad time"
Rolled a 5!
I'm not sure how you threw numbers at the skeletal twins, but you did it pretty hard! Nice rugby skills! 21 HP of damage to Xannu! 21 HP of damage to Xonnin!
Rolled a 3.
You threw a thumbdrive with the program, "Paint.net" at them, they are confused about what it does. They keep it in their inventory.
Xannu attacks!
He attacks...
Skeleton Buddy, dealing 2.5 HP of damage to him! He is almost dead, but remember, Once an ally dies, they CANNOT be revived!
♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I throw urmom™ at them
(I was making a joke but then I realised mom is the normal way to spell it in USA where I'm assuming most of you are from)
It Seems All My Other Attacks Failed, So I'll Deal One Classic Punch.
What again?
I attempt to permanently raise everyone's max health.
I pull out a giant sword and do a epic swinging motion, then do a GRAND SLAM SLASH.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
*sigh*, It's been days since i've did one of these, and it's about time i resume.
Rolled a 5!
You threw a "urmom" at Xannu, along with a "urdad" too! it deals Xannu 19 HP of damage.
Rolled a 5!
You had a charged punch, and punched Xonnin, dealing him 17 HP of damage!
Rolled a 2.
Unless hurting yourself counts as raising everyone's max HP, you just lost 1 HP.
Rolled a 3.
Unable to wield this weapon effectively with present stats. Git gud, casul.
♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TanKsverylot
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
OOC: Very well
IC: I Attempt To Activate Tetris.
What again?
Come on... I have great strength stats. Once more!
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
Rolled a 1.
You control tetris blocks, but the down button on the D-Pad was on turbo, smashing the giant tetris block on you, killing you instantly. GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Respawn?
Rolled a 6!!!
Not only did you level up your STR stat to 99 at your bonfire, but you also turned it into a "SUPER OMEGA CHAOS LIGHTNING ENCHANTED DARKMOON SUNLIGHT Greathammer of I JUST KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND YOU'RE NEXT" You swing the SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN at both Xannu and Xonnin, and this happens.
175 HP of damage to Xannu!
189 HP of damage to Xonnin!
However, you had to sacrifice yourself for that godly amazing attack, nobody has ever seen you do such a thing. The SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN disappears forever, and it has used it's ammunition of one very strong human soul. Your body goes up to Random Number Heaven, and even The Random Number God himself is impressed you did such a feat. Scaredhappyguy is there too, and he says, "Oi, you did a very good job out there, and I will revive you with the cost of 1 HP!" You agree with him, and he says to you, "Good luck out there, and remember, The legend will never die. Don't level DEX!"
3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)
♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♡♡♡ - DEAD
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TanKsverylot
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Dex is for scrubs. Let's go ahead and activate creator form and slash away!
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I throw The Fort of Mystery (Double the Boss Double the Trouble.) at them
You Manage To Cause A 'Ception.
Whils't I Summon A Dream Demon.
What again?
I lightly tap one of them.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
This is my forum game, play it
i think it's about time i make a comeback on this, yeah?
Rolled a 5!
You activate creator form, and you get not just one, but two ironic zweihanders. they both hit Xannu and Xonnin and deal 18 HP of damage.
Rolled a 6!!!
You threw a copy of the game at Xannu, dealing him a whopping 23 HP of damage, and killing him. Unfortunately, you haven't been active since 2017, so you don't exist anymore until you rejoin into the battle.
Xannu dies a painful death, and Xonnin runs over to him. He touches him, gaining his power, and becoming enraged.
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I come back from the dead! "Hey. I'm BACK!" I pull out my Red Mage gear and begin doing the Red Mage loop.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
Rolled a 4.
You succeeded at doing a red mage loop, and it summons a dark portal that punches Xonnin in the chest, dealing him 10 HP of damage.
Pepe, Lord of Memes throws a spicy chicken tendie at Xonnin, and deals him 3 HP of damage.
Super Xonnin is going to attack.
Who is he going to attack?
1-3, 1...
He swings at his own kind, Skeleton Buddy, dealing him 3 HP of damage!
Skeleton buddy breaks, and stops working for all eternity.
Sad story, isn't it? Could've lasted another boss, but no. Shame.
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I attempt to cast Protect on myself to grant me some armor.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
...
er...
i shall give each and every person that still exists a worm scarf, so damage is lessened by 17%.
What again?
Rolled a 6.
You casted a shield, and encased it around yourself.
New Mechanic has been Discovered: Shields!
Shields will protect you for as long as they exist, and once they wear off, you're vulnerable.
Rolled a 3.
The Eater of Worlds does not exist in this world, nor does the Brain of Cthulhu. In fact, this isn't even Terraria at all, as the Moon Lord doesn't exist either! Wish he did, though.
Super Xonnin is going to attack.
Who will he attack?
1-3, 3...
Super Xonnin uses telekinesis to swing Pepe The Lord of Memes around, dealing him 4 HP of damage!
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
...
Then i stab.
What again?