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You seem to have an unhealthy fear of cats. This is specifically called cataphobia, a real disorder btw. As your shrink, I'm going to tie you to the chair and jump all over you until you get over it.
ninja'd... oh well. I guess the same will have to go for you then, Squidster, because I can't of anything more atm.
It's just a follow up after the surgery, where we will be testing your eyesight with couple of simple tests, and determine if you'll be needing to use glasses.
Kitty, you have a large fear of no clothing. Take these pills each and every day to lose your fear. Try taking off your clothes every day after you take the pills.
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His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
You seem to have a disorder causing you to make questionable fashion choices. It's not harmful but can cause certain people to have strong opinions about your appearance. I'll give you some pills and you can choose whether or not to use them.
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My avatar is not made by ThePiDay, but I'm too lazy to remove this link so it can stay he
Hmm... you look like your "Stuck at Home". Some acme should do the trick. If it works on Sylvester it should for you :).
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You, sir, have Pinkismitis! QUICKLY! SOMEBODY BRING THE PAINT BUCKETS!
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"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level."
-Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"90% of the Internet's statistics are made-up, and 7/8 of its quotes are misattributed."
-Abraham Lincoln, 16th US President
The surgical procedure failed and we had to turn you into a mountain. Come back next week and we might be able to fix it. Maybe. On the bright side, that's a very picturesque lake you have there.
Dagnabit! That happens EVERY TIME I visit the doctor!
Anyway, I'm afraid your Buster Keaton porkpie is simply not growing proportionally to your head. We'll have to get you a comically over-sized Stetson, instead!
"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level."
-Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"90% of the Internet's statistics are made-up, and 7/8 of its quotes are misattributed."
-Abraham Lincoln, 16th US President
You are a doctor. You can be any doctor of your choice, and the above poster is your patient.
What is their disease, or their injury, or even their mental illness.... And how will you treat them?
There is no poster above me, so I will have to let the next poster treat Buttons for whatever condition they may think he has.....
Your disease would be cataract. The treatment would to operate on your eyes and replace the lenses with artificial lenses.
Your injury is a hurt wing.
I make the wing a fake wing
You appear to have visions that are oddly realistic. My thoughts, I suggest you take 1 dream pill every night until the dreams seem normal again.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
You are staying in that armor for so long, you're getting lazy. Eat healthy, and get out of that armor to exercise in the sun!
My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE!
My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
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I detect a high level of radioactivity, i suggest you to take some radaway
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You seem to have an unhealthy fear of cats. This is specifically called cataphobia, a real disorder btw. As your shrink, I'm going to tie you to the chair and jump all over you until you get over it.
ninja'd... oh well. I guess the same will have to go for you then, Squidster, because I can't of anything more atm.
It's just a follow up after the surgery, where we will be testing your eyesight with couple of simple tests, and determine if you'll be needing to use glasses.
Kitty, you have a large fear of no clothing. Take these pills each and every day to lose your fear. Try taking off your clothes every day after you take the pills.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I am obviously a veterinarian, and this monkey needs to be put down on account of hyperactivity.
You seem to have a disorder causing you to make questionable fashion choices. It's not harmful but can cause certain people to have strong opinions about your appearance. I'll give you some pills and you can choose whether or not to use them.
My avatar is not made by ThePiDay, but I'm too lazy to remove this link so it can stay he
Are you a shiny Donkey Kong (LOL xD). Take a non-shiny pill once every day
Hmm... you look like your "Stuck at Home". Some acme should do the trick. If it works on Sylvester it should for you :).
Bored and don't know what to do sometimes? Want to be able to earn anything on Amazon without spending ANY money? Points2Shop can do just that! Here is a link to my personal referral site if you are really interested. Its an awesome site that I have been using since 2013. Earn points to redeem anything on Amazon. Its free and people of all ages can use it! Things I've earned:
Tony Hawk's Underground for Xbox Original
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzamiya Sweatband
NBA Spalding Glow in the Dark Basketball
Aftermark U19 Night Vision Webcam
Wolfmother Cosmic Egg Album
10$ iTunes Gift Card (Digital)
If you have any questions, feel free to message me.
who is this person who is +1 upping every post
oh it's buttons
OT: We're going to need to get a chill pill for you, pal. You need to calm down.
You can just call me Canary.
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You accidentally let blood get into an open wound, and now you have an infection. Here are some antibiotic pills.
Hey, it's not my job to ask questions.
You appear to have a tv stuck to your head. Let me get it- oh. Crap. GET THE SURGEON!
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
You, sir, have Pinkismitis! QUICKLY! SOMEBODY BRING THE PAINT BUCKETS!
"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level."
-Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"90% of the Internet's statistics are made-up, and 7/8 of its quotes are misattributed."
-Abraham Lincoln, 16th US President
Sir, I have bad news.
The surgical procedure failed and we had to turn you into a mountain. Come back next week and we might be able to fix it. Maybe. On the bright side, that's a very picturesque lake you have there.
Dagnabit! That happens EVERY TIME I visit the doctor!
Anyway, I'm afraid your Buster Keaton porkpie is simply not growing proportionally to your head. We'll have to get you a comically over-sized Stetson, instead!
"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level."
-Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"90% of the Internet's statistics are made-up, and 7/8 of its quotes are misattributed."
-Abraham Lincoln, 16th US President
I'm sorry, but you have a bad case of erosion. Here's some magma to make some brand new rocks.
You can just call me Canary.
How not to look like a total fool in the forum games