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Physics is stupid

*Purges*

I am the champion

The Imperial Arena Crowds Aren't Impressed Enough, So Now Your Demoted To Janitor.

I Hide Between Nothing And Everything.

Unfortunately nothing cannot exist, so you're in something. A sandwich to be exact. I don't have to defeat you, someone else will do the work for me.

I surround myself in a hollow ball of antimatter such that anyone that attacks me is dead.

What's stopping me from doing /entitydata @e[name=Nucleep] {Ignited:1}?

I am in a singleplayer world.

It Appears LAN Was Turned On, And So Therefor, I Joined.

I Am In The Return To Ecclesia. (Is That How It's Spelled?)

You get an unlucky roll and die.

I am you

And then you die because you don't know how a creeper works, much less a horribly mutated/evolved nuclear ender-creeper.

Nobody ever finds me.

The world gets deleted.

I am in my own personal dimension.

You soon turn insane due to isolation.

I am constantly above you, dodging any thing you throw at me.

I press a button making an anvil fall on your head.

I sponge out an ocean temple and hide in there.

I downgrade to 1.7.10, removing the entire temple as the prismarine turns to air.

I embed myself in the universe's source code.

Patch 4.2.0

-Removed PisuCat

I petrify anyone I look at.

I trick you into looking into a mirror. Then I TNT you.

I am in a Super Secret Bunker that is heavily reinforced with many supplies and a farm.

I use a Portable Hole to walk through the walls and take the cookie while you're not looking.

I put the cookie in a random diamond ore somewhere in the far lands.

Why cookies? Who mentioned those recently?

//nullpost

(Ahem, This Is Not A Steal The Cookie Thread)(And Nobody Said Anything About Killing The Other Person)

Anyways, You're Already Defenseless.

I Simply Put Myself In A Quark But If Someone Tries To Get Me I Teleport To A Different Dimension.

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(Ahem, This Is Not A Steal The Cookie Thread)(And Nobody Said Anything About Killing The Other Person)

Anyways, You're Already Defenseless.

I Simply Put Myself In A Quark But If Someone Tries To Get Me I Teleport To A Different Dimension.

Physics is stupid once again and A anti-teleport field is placed around you in which I then purge you again

I have no defense, therefore, You can't destroy it.

But You Said Physics Is Dumb, Therefor Gravity Works Against You.

I Have The Power To Change Gravity.

...But you don't have the power to notice an object coming at you at high speeds without seeing it! HA!

I am in a Super Secret Bunker reinforced with multiple layers of obsidian. I also have a farm down here and other resources.