Sunder: 38/50 : ================================================== (+37 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
A shadowy pool forms in the ground, making a small droning sound. Rising out of it was a figure who was as black as the tar-like pool. Slowly, they regained their color, revealing it to be Bomber. His knees buckle under him as he collapses to the ground. Bomber slowly stood up, shaking a little. The nightmare... it was finally over. It truly had felt like nothing he had ever experienced before. It was like dying.... no. He had experienced "death" a few times before, and it could be considered more of an inconvenience than anything. This. This was the first time Bomber truly felt he was going to die.
And even worse, nothing changed.
What he had hoped to achieve through Omega Flowey caused a catastrophe. That little weed had betrayed him. He betrayed all of them. Flowey had wormed his way into their minds, saying exactly what they wanted to hear. Bomber clenched his teeth at the thought of being manipulated, before exhaling loudly. This setback would not be the end. Dusting himself off, he took another deep breath. It was time to get back to work once again, and this time it will be different.
The battlefield has changed a lot since he left.. On one end was a murder-happy child. At least, only a fool would assume they were merely a genocidal child. Bomber knew they were something much more. Off to the side was a casino populated by clowns and clown-related weirdos. A veritable clown cultist meeting it was! Those guys from the Dark Carnival always freaked him out, and the idea of deliberately causing paradoxes was insane. They are probably one of the only groups Bomber refuses to do business with.
First things first, however, Bomber decided it was time to descend to the field. A shadowy aura surrounds him as small, black wasps seem to materialize from thin air in the area. They swarm in a thin cloud around Bomber. Yes, they were the LABORER WASPS, ready to collect ANTE MATTER from the suffering of others for their dark purpose. However, the presence of the wasp swarm seemed to remove his invulnerability. A trade-off for the sheer potential of ante matter.
Now, however, it was time to make another call.
"Hey Gula, gonna need your assistance for something again. I knew it was going to happen at some point, but it seems the Dark Carnival has shown up with their entourage of depraved cultists."
"Oh man, it'$ b££n a whil£ $in¢£ you la$t ¢all£d! How'v£ you b££n?"
Bomber rubbed his temples with his left hand. "Now is not the best time for small talk, Gula."
"H£h, $orry. Anyway, whaddya n££d?"
He turns to look over at the garish casino in the distance. "A little bit of sabotage. Particularly involving the slot machines. Think you can handle it?"
Bomber could practically hear the sound of a cash register through the speaker. "₩hy didn't you $ay $o $oon£r? Thi$ will b£ a$ £a$y a$ pi£!"
It wasn't long before Gula arrived after the call, appearing in a similar fashion as Bomber. The demon was extremely short and stout, with oil-colored skin and beady yellow eyes. Most of his face was a massive maw full of sharp teeth. Between Gula's short horns was a miniature safe that rested on his head, defying physics by always maintaining a perfect balance. Gula was as well-dressed as Bomber, wearing a suit that fit his diminutive stature.
Somehow, Gula managed to speak coherently without any lips.
((By the way, this attack is FOCUSED.))
Bomber explained the plan to his coworker. The first step was to create a massive distraction, which should be easy enough. Step two was the more difficult part, and was where Gula came into play. It involved sneaking into the clown-infested casino (which will be slightly less clown-infested after the aforementioned distraction) and overloading all of the slots, causing them to give too much payout. The casino will lose a lot of money in a short amount of time, and thus (with the application of troll logic) damage the business in a quite literal way. Nodding as much as he could - considering his head was part of his body - Gula disappeared in a puff of smoke, awaiting the signal.
Lighting a cigar, Bomber teleported to the treeline below the Paradox Casino's west side.. Holding up a pair of binoculars, he up. It was hard to see through the tornado, but he spotted a security camera wearing a tiny jester hat that watched over the area. To maintain the element of surprise, he would have to neutralize it first. Bomber lowered the binoculars and snapped his left fingers. A devilite promptly appeared in a puff of smoke to his left. After some brief explanation, it disappeared again. After a few moments, it returned, carrying a vial full of crawling insects. They were actually simple-minded demonic creatures that loved nothing more than to devour wood and metal. Sending the jar through a portal, it exited through another portal and shattered atop the camera, covering it in demonic mites. They quickly ate their way into the circuitry, causing the camera to shut down.
Now was his chance. Leaving cover, he flew up to the side of the building. Bomber pulled an explosive charge out of hammerspace and placed it on the wall. It was another volatile Pyrotheum Bomb. With the charge set, he rushed back to the cover and watched on with earnest. The air was perfectly still, and after what felt like an eternity, the bomb violently exploded. Much of the west half of the casino was now an open hole to the inside. Flaming debris was sent flying in all directions as the pyrotheum reacted violently with open air and just about everything else. Parts of the countryside were set on fire from the burning wreckage. Bomber cracked a huge smile and waited for Gula to get to work.
Inside the casino was utter chaos; and not the kind the clown cultists were accustomed to. One of the walls, numerous slot machines, and a Faygo fountain were destroyed in a massive explosion. Fire threatens to damage more of the casino. The roaring blaze fills the air with dense smoke quickly. A few stoned patrons try to put out the fire with their bottles of Faygo, which was really a lost cause. Gula appeared inside, able to avoid attention due to both the distraction and his small size. A few clown cultists in especially offensive clothes rush by. Gula assumed they were higher ranked members of the Dark Carnival. Obviously, Bomber's distraction was working excellently.
Weaving his way through the rows of slot machines, Gula was able to easily get past the few patrons who didn't acknowledge the explosion; mostly because they were too busy being as high as kites. To be honest, Gula found himself pretty tempted to start spinning some slots. A lot of money could be made off of those things, so maybe one spin wouldn't hurt. He began to reach toward an empty slot machine with one hand. Slapping that hand down with the other hand, he continued onward towards the center of the casino.
It was clearly a heavily guarded area, monitored 24/7 by some heavily armed Greater Jesters. This area seemed to be where all the power was accumulating, and additionally where all of the slot machines were hooked up to. The Greater Jesters don't seem to have budged from their spot in reaction to the explosion. On top of that, they aren't under the influence of drugs at all. They were the real deal; focused and bloodthirsty. He would need to think of another way to distract them. Looking around, Gula found a shelf full of Faygo a few rows over. That would do just nicely.
Quickly, Gula consumed as much of the drink as he could. He tried his best not to retch at the hedonistic beverage's taste as he continued to ingest it. Twelve bottles and a few different flavors later, Gula had enough of the drink. It was one of the few times Gula felt like he consumed too much of something, though it was only because of how much he despised Faygo. Already he could feel it gurgling inside of him, and he knew it was time for the distraction. The foreboding sounds became louder, and Gula knew he had to hurry.
Making a mad dash toward the center of the casino, he choked back a torrent. Sliding around the corner, Gula saw the hulking cronies glare down at him. Unable to hold it back any longer, the demon let forth a beam of rainbow liquid. The Greater Jesters were launched backward from the sheer force of the disgusting blast. The floor was covered in various flavors of partially-digested Faygo. There was no way they were ever going to get this out of their 80s arcade carpet. All of the Greater Jesters were knocked out, lying in pools of the terrible soda. Gula coughed as the last bits of bile sputtered out of his mouth. That was probably one of the most unpleasant food-related experiences he has had.
Seizing the opportunity, he rushed to the control panel for all of the slot machines. He had no hacking ability, but a bit of currency magic would do just the trick. Glowing with golden energy, he jumped up and slammed his palms on the control panel. A golden pulse covered the entire casino. Suddenly, one of the slot machines gave out a Jackpot, creating a joyous ringing accompanied by some honks. And then another machine did that, and then another. The casino was slowly filled with a rancorous uproar as Jackpot after Jackpot was handed out to all of the patrons. The floor was covered in coins, which all of the clown patrons tried to stuff into their pockets as fast as they could. Gula looked and saw the central tower for the Paradox Casino seemed to grow weaker as the business quickly lost almost all of its money in a few minutes. Some of the higher-ups took to kicking out patrons (quite literally) because they were winning too much. They did that about fifteen times before they realized that they would have to kick out just about everyone. Amidst the confusion and honking, Gula made his escape, diving out of the hole in the side of the casino dramatically.
Back on the ground, Bomber welcomed Gula back.
"Excellent work out there! Just like old times, eh?"
"Aw y£ah! ₩£ r£ally ¢au$£d a lot oƒ ¢hao$ in th£r£, and now th£y hav£ lo$t almo$t all th£ir mon£y!"
Bomber's smile faltered when he got a good whiff of something most foul. "What in the world is that smell?" Gula panicked. "Idunnogu£$itwillr£mainamy$t£ryby£!" The demon quickly disappeared into a portal in a hurry, leaving Bomber behind in his confusion.
Souls: 3
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 8/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 7/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 7/16)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
JECMQQUWS EMKMTTAP; BEM HTOSMZG GH DZWJ UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 8/50
Initiation 12/50(+3 from TT2000)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives Emerald Cloack of Blood 3/5
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 4/16
T1 && zone of control gives ??? 1/??
I help TT2000(alias my favorite GM) three times.
Then I consult the page about omega flowey because I am confused by the ability it used on death.
You notice the inclusion of the Paradox Casino immediately prior to Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors as you flick to its page. You ALSO sense that this guide is trying to flicker out of existence via corruption-needless to say, you think you can only get information about one other boss. They're free actions, BTY.
-OMEGA FLOWEY'S STATS WERE HERE. THAT'S A POST-TOO-LONG ERROR WAITING TO HAPPEN-
Omega Flowey is, aside from his obvious stats, a complete douche. His summoners ought to take note that Flowey's Expies were HOSTILE. Guess who else is 100% Hostile? Flowey, and only the presence of the descendants makes him A ???-Boss. This, on top of how souls are occasionally brought forth, leads into his big issue: any given order is MERELY general advice. Flowey will NOT follow any orders to the latter in favor of destroying everything in sight, near-mindlessly...UNTIL one of the six souls is brought forth, at which point the owner of that soul may completely control Omega Flowey.
As for the secret effect of the Determination Extrator, that is quite baffling to me as well, but the short of it is, should a soul of extreme power (A Player or Boss soul, as well as some godmodder's souls; sans is too weak, UserZero is too strong, and Richard would be in the golden range but the influence of certain Agents prevents this) ever be consumed by this, then a 'resist' minigame will appear, which will require everyone's attention to fix. If the minigame is failed, then the soul will be consumed and Flowey's True form can be revealed.
Asriel, fortunately, is a lot less random. His newly-restored ability to reason, plus the simultanious summon of Chara, will make his choice of targets MUCH less improbable to predict-that is to say, he will attempt to attack Chara at almost all times...But like his previous form, all attempts to order him will merely be taken as 'advice,' though this time there is no 'control' phase. Then again, Asriel will be an AZ entity barring the soul he absorbs being non-AZ or N. As for defeating Asriel, you must draw all of its souls into rebellion, which is a complicated task. Success will forcibly remove Asriel of souls. He will stick around briefly as himself before departing, and will be an invaluable tool to ease the Chara boss fight should you succeed-it's almost akin to skipping his whole second phase, and need I remind you, his second phase isn't terribly obvious. Then again, that should be practically what happens anyways. You shouldn't need to rely on God Complex. Oh, yes-I don't have his stats, but he fights MUCH differently than Omega Flowey, excluding his death passive, 'Save the World,' which is literally a retextured Or Be Killed.
Finally, it's kamikaze attack, Or Be Killed. It is simple: On the End-of-Turn Battle it is unleashed (and specifically that one), Omega Flowey/Asriel will pump Vines/Tendrils full of this DETERMINATION thing that no-one gets and restrain UserZero. Godmodding is nigh-impossible to restrain, so you have ONE CHANCE. If the attack is good enough, then it will penetrate the vines to damgae UserZero for certain...BUT anything else will be absorbed by the vines. At the end of her turn, UserZero will free herself of the vines, costing her direct actions, and if no-one was able to damage her, then you've wasted your bonus.
In addition, if UserZero killed Omega Flowey (or Richard), Or Be Killed will be the means by which Omega Flowey's spoil will be distributed, with a failure leaving UserZero as the deciding factor. Don't screw up-the Golden Aster is powerful!
SPOIL OF WAR: Golden Aster.
The Golden Aster is a risk-reward style spoil in the vein of Traho. Traho forces vulnerability in exchange for huge armor value to tank multiple entity's damage. The Golden Aster is the inverse-you will become vulnerable, with minicrit damage, in exchange for a fantastic power boost to all attacks for its duration. I'd get into details but this guide isn't about the fanciful effects!
[50 point charge token] (Held for now, just confirming I have it.)
Mythic notices the events he's missed out on while dealing with his post-flowey resurrection, and that they were probably important ones. "What did I just miss? I was sort of busy sorting out my death, revival, and the still-ongoing chance that my marks invert?" His tone makes it sound like he's genuinely shaken over that possibility.
"At least I got to witness that intervention from inside, even it was only with half of myself."
"Now that I've seen it up close, I can plan for next time."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to try what the plant did, just try not to get in my way when the time comes."
Action:
"I'm worried I may have been off balance for a while, and that's why I broke."
Mythic draws the Heavy Class Commandment in one hand, and the Heavy Monster Edict in the other, both in their base forms.
"That's probably the reason I've been obsessing over the Hero/Monster thing. I'm naturally one, but expected to be the other."
A shadowy coating of mana envelops the blades as he charges towards Joshua, preparing a cross-slash.
...Entity orders?:
I don't think I have any left?
...Roleplay Chunk?:
No one should be able to perceive me.
The rules are different here.
"Let's speak out loud, since we've established that stealth of yours isn't going to help you here."Why should I?
"Because you'd rather not test a Noble-Zoanthorpe's patience?"
Fine, have it your way.
Let me guess, you want to know why I'm here, don't you?
"If you're asking for me, then feel free to answer that."
I was sent to keep an eye on you.
"I expected that."
"Should have noticed you sooner, but I've been distracted. Not like I get to throw this kind of power around back home."
Inventory:
Alchemies in Progress:
None
Charges:
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 47/50 (+3 from Bomber, +5 from Tazz, +1 from Talist)
Now that I've lost my shoes, I decide the best way to get them back is to clone myself! Time to crack down on the budget of.... $-27...I decide I don't need shoes and instead I need a turret! A turret with legs!
Walking Turret 2/10
Small House 3/5
(+2 from Richard, for some reason...Probably because I forgot to mention I was neutral, sorry about that.)
Still being salty about my shoes though, I send a paper airplane into the fight, towards the Sniper Squirrel by accident, the only thing the paper airplane contains are the words bombs, which are actually made of REALLY tiny bombs that explodes when being touched by a squirrel, for some reason. I can't design bombs very well.
I suppose It's for the best sans died, after all if Richard dies now I'll never get to see what's in that tree. Sniper Squirrel go and work on the project I'll deal with Chara.
Sniper Squirrel nods and begins working, Supercool993 turns towards Chara
If you're "refusing" murder I'll try something else.
Supercool993 hugs Chara
MERCY
Supercool993 is sparing Chara
Meanwhile Sniper Squirrel is working very hard on the project
Charges
Infusion 6/50 (+2 from Richard)
Chara, immediately and unflinching, stabs you directly in the gut as you hug him. You really should have seen this coming. You die, natch, and must take an action next turn respawning.
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HERE WE GO.
(2 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Insert
=Action=
So, uh, given that Chara isn't going to die normally...
CURIOSITY OVER A SIDE OF SALT AND MORALS -> MORE BOOST RINGS
I simply create two Boost Rings, which float off into deep space somewhere. They're oddly huge, though. What could they possibly be for?
Meanwhile, the Chairian Forces confront Hezetor. The leader of the bunch is currently holding a detonator switch; his team managed to set up bombs on all the thrones. All of them. Including yours, somehow. He converses with Hezetor.
??: Well, sooooorry. I was given the order to give the order to destroy your horrendous "chair".
??: The Chair God absolutely hates it when people make low-quality chairs and flaunt them as the best.
??: Why, he has multiple teams, just like mine, to deal with people like you.
??: At least it wasn't as bad as this chair.
The figure points to a really-badly crafted throne. Looks like amidst the chaos that was the Throne Contest, the Sleuth actually went out of his way to make a throne. Too bad it's garbage.
??: I might actually keep that chair around on account of how bad it is, heh.
??: It'd be like blowing up a child or something.
??: If you want to go against my lord's orders, I'd suggest talking with him.
Hezetor is handed an earpiece. Somebody is on the other end. Probably the Chair God or something.
This action is FOCUSED.
I then turn my efforts towards UserZero. I grab Omega Flowey's monitor, and slam it on my head. My head crashes through the bottom of the TV, and the screen suddenly turns to static. A strange, single-eye appears on the Monitor. Uzi looks directly into the iris, thanks to the power of Or Be Killed. Her gaze is now locked to the monitor, unable to blink, or even look away. Crimson energies begin emanating from the Monitor, as cracks begin to form on the screen.
The rest of the attack SPOILERED, just to make this whole post not-as-long-in-a-sense-if-you-know-what-i-mean
-OH LOOK A BLANK EMPTY PIT OF NOTHING BECAUSE OF A SNIPPING.-
In the very-real case this doesn't hit UserZero, I use it on the RSM Information Robot. Somehow.
=Command=
I will command the Mobility Core, and use Rocket Flight! It will target the Paradox Casino with the attacking aspect of that move.
Prototype 2 scouts the area. +1 churg.
You (somehow) kick up a massive ball of smoke in doing your attack! It appears that until it clears there's no telling which attacks get absorbed and which get deflected by the Vines...And which, most importantly, hits. If any.
The Mobility Core and Prototype 2 will do as you say!
Ker sneaks near Consumer and steals all 9 charges he gave her. Sorry, Consumer, I had to. And that means every entity she summoned with the help of those charges are.... well, do the maths, if it is still over their needed number, they are alive. If it falls under the number, they disappear and you get back all the charges you had- UGH, let me make a explanation.
SomeRandomEntity 55/50 (+3 from Francisco and other people) – 3 = alive
SomeRandomEntity 50/50 (+3 from Francisco and other people) – 3 = despawned, you get back 4?/50 and need to wait for someone else to give you enough.
Then, Ker proceeds to take the 6 charges from Nocturna summon and remove her from the list. Instead, he puts SCP 049 there. He also takes the 6 charges from Uroboros but keeps him there. That + 9 charges from Consumer = 21 charges.
He uses 7 charges to change the terrain and weather. I mean seriously, dinner? Nope, not happening.
Terrain: Dimensional Limbo. Possible spawning of entities from another universes determined by Tazz.
Weather: Dimensional Warp. Each turn it uses a different effect, mainly from the earlier weather.
The remaining 14 charges he uses to summon a set of Voidal Armor for UserZero. What it does is reduce damage directed at her by 30%.
At last, without any charges, he creates two dimensional doors. One leads to a future where you will all probably die, while the other leads to a place he found before he came into this war.
Ladies and gentlemen! I am sorry to ruin your dinner party, but I am just too bored of being trapped under that giant table. To your left, is a world of pain and suffering. To your right is the Ulti's Bar and Grill. Yes, I know, it's random but still, they make really good drinks! There are many other dimensional doors around here, inform me if you find any.
As soon as he said that, something tried to come through the left door but got drawn backwards. If anyone was to look closer, he/she could see that on the right side of the head it had an Ender Pearl instead of an eye, and a nameplate above with the only visible part being purple letters reading „Proxy“. The words before it were not visible.
I wanted to use majority of the charges to possess Sans and make him kill copies of Toriel, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton and Asgore, but Richard killed him already. Gorilla you Richard. And yes, you could call that new terrain an advertising one, but it is not. Maybe. I don’t know.
OK, can we get a few things out of the way? First, no charge stealing. Second, generally, charges are explicitly roped into doing ONE thing. Ohterwise it's like making 12 charges at once and that's quite...Well, that's not good. So no, none of this happened.
The other thing is, Ulti's Bar and Grill (P&S is a borderline case) is considered a crossover for reasons defined in the rules (we don't want a multi-forum crossover, however good it is), ergo I cannot allow your character if he came from there first. I am duty-bound to ban it, no matter how rooted in this canon it may be.
Third, while this doesn't come up in this post, Psi's Proxy is banned outright anyways. Why, you may ask? the same reason this game isn't about the Psi-Wars: the Psi wars are too set in stone. Events happen in a specific way, with specific players doing specific actions, and the war has a pre-destined result that EVERYONE knows about (while here, while the result may be stone, the actions along the way definitely aren't and can even make that 'stone' result not be so stone anymore). In particular, canon holds that there were EXACTLY 3 Pro-Psis (Artemis, Apophis, and Antares; The Renegade, the Commander, and The Scientist), whist the Anti-Godmodders of that war merely had 9 consistent members and otherwise had quite a horde (hence The Golem does not get me up in arms), and most strikingly, no Neutrals whatsoever.
Yeah, I wouldn't integrate yourself in canon so hard to begin with even if you have read into it enough to understand it.
+Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality. +Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing. -Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another. -Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
INVENTORY:
None.
CHARGES/ALCHEMY/SUMMONS:
+3 to Battlestar for fighting Chara.
ENTITY ACTIONS:
Bob Ross is painting Chara into Dorian Gray's picture. 1/??
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1. I summon the picture of Dorian Gray and give it to Bob Ross. I then point over his shoulder at Chara. "See her? I think you should paint her."
2. I summon a hiking backpack and a tow truck hook... crane... thing. This will be important later.
LAST TURN RECAP:
I attempted to make Iron Boots and Bob Ross. I have Bob Ross in my pocket, but the iron boots fizzled.
FLAVOUR:
Canon pulls herself out of the crater Uzi made of her, dusting herself off and straightening her cap, cursing profusely and calling after the vanishing woman. "I'm not a f***ing birdie, freak! You can save that rough stuff for the bedroom! Or badminton!"
OOC:
Sorry Tazz, I forgot to edit my post in the main thread with the iron boots. I'll hold onto the boots idea and try them again once we have more discussion, yeah
You fool! You Fooooooool!
-whops-
Bob Ross paints Chara into a picture of Dorian Gray without any event of note. You know have a Charian Gray painting, which is totally useless in any mechanical sense. You also do stuff that is basically fluff.
[RP AND ACTIONS]
I point out to Ker'Athri that rule F5 (You can't have your charges taken away by any means) exists, in the goldenrod text of godmodding, just because I can use it, and that it's technically a godmod. I also point out F4, that states that you can not assist yourself.
ConsumerOfAll: Ker'Athri, you're about as much of a team player as our Half Guardian and Battlefury were to the AZs. ConsumerOfAll: No offense to them. They aren't trying to kill their teammates, or steal charge points from them. ConsumerOfAll: Your narration did say sorry, but after weakening Battlefury, I find it harder to forgive you. ConsumerOfAll: Since sans had the decency to die, I'd normally focus down Richard but a Paradox a day keeps continued living away. ConsumerOfAll: Sorry, Uzi, for playing pong with a teammate, but the Casino needs to go, as you said.
Ker'Athri is now surrounded in a bubble of godmodding energy and grief. This is what he gets for attempting to un-assist people, and lack of teamplay.
Yes, I'm getting Terraria and entering a duel with Battlefury because he asked for a present from a Paradox roll. That's only a joke. Reducing the effectiveness of your teammates is not, unless you treat everything as a joke. Some jokes are more funny than others, though. Like Ker'Athri. Anyway, I shoot Ker'Athri with only my railgun towards the Casino. He slams into it with full force, before I turn his soul into blue mode. As I am not a monster, that doesn't happen, so I call up Alternate Papyrus from the Murderverse that the Gauntlet was supposed to take place in, until sans died. They get to live a happy life until I send somebody else into the gauntlet, in case anybody was wondering what happened to them. Alternate Papyrus does so, and Ker'Athri is now gravitating towards the Paradox Casino. I then give him Levitation 128, even though that isn't a status effect as of Minecraft 1.0, causing him to slam into Casino very quickly
Usually, he would die, but Descendants who don't have levelling systems are currently invulnerable, like Ker'Athri, which happens to be a major reason of why I'm doing this attack. As such, he bounces straight up, before slamming back down. Over, and over again, ad infinitum. I then use godmodding energy to help prevent him from breaking out. I still need him to be stuck. I surround him in rings of highly rapidly spinning chains of grief, cutting at the Casino as he continues to bounce, over and over again. The Levitation effect wears off, at the peak of his orb, while I then apply Levitation 127 to send him far back across the x or z axis for about five seconds. He then slams into the Casino yet again, so hard that parts of the building are blown off. That's not it, however, as I take out a stick, not the Conglomerate's Stick, as I haven't duplicated it yet, and snap that in half. I then throw the two halves of the stick at Ker'Athri, and they pierce through, carrying him with them, before piercing straight through all of the Casino, assuming it isn't made of something like Bedrock or Blackguard.
ConsumerOfAll: Don't try to fight it. Please. ConsumerOfAll: It may be cruel, but you're already invulnerable, and this is vengeance for reducing the effectiveness of Battlefury' s dog related trauma. ConsumerOfAll: Anyway, we need this gone.
Blue mode wears off, and I then telekinetically move Ker'Athri up into the sky, and call Alternate Papyrus again, using blue mode to attach him to Jokefkera, before taking a basketball, and slam dunking it into them. They fall, Alt Papy then uses more blue mode sorcery to bluemode them to each other, and they fall into a crowd of Dark Carnival members, scattering them across the Casino. I just did that last part for lulz. Also, it is kind of hypocritical to accuse somebody of not being a team player, and then use them as a projectile. While this is not my intentions, Ker'Athri, you are in the middle of the Casino so it's a perfect opportunity to deal massive damage to the Paradox Casino.
ConsumerOfAll: Also, Uzi, assists, please.
[ENTITY ORDERS] ConsumerOfAll: Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, you don't have to do this but kill the Squirrel Sniper if it isn't already dead. ConsumerOfAll: CobaltShade, I hope you don't mind if I narrate this.
I vote for the RSM Information Robot X to use Highway Cascade. If it does use Highway Cascade, a massive cannon appears out of it's chest, before it fires an empty highway. Like, a literally highway, curling across the sky. It rotates, and curls several times, continuing to spin around until it forms into a lance of asphalt. This lance of asphalt smashes into the Paradox Casino, piercing through whatever eldritch material makes up its surface, twisting, and continuing to drill through it, before bursting somewhere in the middle, sending asphalt and tar in the middle of the Casino.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 15/30 ============================== Magical Theories 41/50 ================================================== Memories of a Dreamer 2/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (14/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (10/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (10/??) ================ +3 to Battlefury
(@Tazz: Levels please. Also, shouldn't Richard be on 34 out of 60 for the rank up?
@Francisco: If you don't want me to use Ker'Athri as a projectile, please don't null the actions of your teammates or retroactively unassist people. It was already used in my posts, and stated in the update, so you can't unapply it.
I think this may be the first time that Tazz finished an update since I joined, but I may be pessimistic.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 5), only my railgun (Level 8), Coin Launcher (Level 4), Conglomerate's Stick (Level 0)
Replica of Homura's Shield: I have no idea what the original is so you should know. Do note, you need a symbol after parenthesis to indicate what goes on as this isn't multiplication/division going on here.
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) = Reliance (Level 13: 10/14)
19,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! If Fransisco does any damage to the Casino it'll be critted! The Information Robot will do as you say if you're the most voted upon voter! I really only allowed this because of what Fransisco tried to do, really.
I wasted a 50 post charge, congratulations me, great job, can I have some sort of refund to use in this post? Please? No? Perfect.
Anyway.
Hezetor: Hm, you refuse death, you are determined to survive, not to gain any objective, just to survive, to stay alive, that's what I can tell, hm, from my point of view this is foolish, it has been a lot since I've left behind me concepts as life and death, even if this body can die right now... anyway I recognize your determination, I'll give you a perfect life, I'll give you peace, I'll gift all of this as a prize for you determination, you have truly impressed me, be happy.
Hezetor starts to babble some ancient words while moving his hands following an incredibly precise sequence of movements... and suddenly Chara is turned into stone, he is completely immobile, fully alive and sentient, just immobile, while he could by some random feat of sheer determination break this new form he is stopped by another spell...
Hezetor: Let me tell you this one last story before your ultimate reward, you see in the past I've absorbed a Quarut a being tasked to protect the essence of time itself, ironically to protect time it used some very time-dangerous spells, one of this was called temporal stasis, no the stone thing is obviously flesh to stone, you see the temporal stasis that I'm about to cast to you will stop the flow of time for you, you will be fine, oh don't worry eternity is pretty quick if you have the right company...
After casting temporal stasis on the immobile statue of Chara Hezetor opens a portal.
Hezetor: Ah, this is a demiplane that I've just created for you, this is were you will spend the rest of your time or at least the next seven at the fifteen thousand billions years.
The demiplane is just a void space of around 20m², there is no light or darkness, there is no wind, there is no heat or cold, just blank space, Hezetor teleports both himself and Chara inside.
Hezetor: Pretty comfortable eh? As I said eternity flies away when you have the right company, that's why I'll leave you alone here, so that you can enjoy every single second of this perfect place I have created for you, be happy Chara, you are alive, you will forever be.
Hezetor leaves the demiplane and closes the portal, now the temporal effects of the demiplane are active, one second in the demiplane is equal to 1 year here.
Chara is now alive and turned into stone while he can think and feel his body is completely motionless, in case he ever breaks out of the stone form he is trapped in the temporal stasis (that supposedly is permanent) that doesn't allow time to flow only for him and if the stasis effect ever goes out he is trapped in a void dimension without any hope of ever getting out considering that there are no portals and if he ever gets out this war will be already over by a lot.
[The Metallica module was installed last turn: +2 or +3 on Hezetor's armor, as Tazz sees fit.]
Let's use Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon.
@FBSN Please explore your Limbo-quest ASAP.
Hezetor will copy again Zarod's abilities and put them in slot 1.
@Tazz please remember to update the Moog City quest.
After dealing with Chara Hezetor confronts the Chairian Forces, first of all the bomb on his throne is immediately teleported away (not that he has to fear the destruction of the throne as he can instantly re-create it).
Then his mind realizes that someone insulted his throne, for a fraction of a moment it is possible to see his right hand shaking seemingly uncontrolled, but prefers to don't address any of the injuries towards his throne thinking that the Chairian leader does not posses the adequate intellect to correctly judge his throne. After that he telekinetically moves the earpiece next to him and speaks.
Hezetor: Salutations, I'm Hezetor Savior of the Fallen, Protector of the Weak, Friend of the Tall Ones and Keeper of the Peace, who dares to order the destruction of the Throne I'm using?
(That one is considered as a single title)
...... 45/50
... 25/50
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +6 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 12/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 10/11)
New: Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = ?? 2/?
[1] This is a soul in the Dark Souls term of soul, so it is more appropriate to say that is the conglomerate of souls that used to belong to a great hero, it represents his power/experience, but this doesn't mean that the resulting sword will be sentient.
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
New: Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 2/13)
JUST when you leave-
* But it Refused.
...That happens. Chara slashes the demiplane so hard it deletes itself. Apparently the very beginning of the cut was so much that your other spells couldn't even handle it.
Unfortunately, from their perspective they're completely right. I had neglected to mention any Chairians in my previous assessment of having you unbeatable in a Throne-off. To them, you are merely mildly challenging at your absolute best. You cannot beat a truly dedicated Chairian in a throne-off. They are the best there is.
Ker continues to deal massive damage to the casino, now becoming a living projectile. And when it was all about to end, a portal appeared straight in front of Ker's direction and he is flung straight into it, as a black text writes:
Ker'Athri has left the game
As every being in the server reads that message, one thought comes to their mind.
How the gorilla did he manage to do that.
((He is coming back next turn. With a backup. And trust me, that casino is going to regret ever being made. Thank you, Consumer, for giving me a perfect idea on what to do.))
/half-nullpost?
there is no such thing as a half-nullpost! this is straight-null.
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
Star nods to the heads, with a sullen look on his face. He willingly walks into the gate. He observes his surroundings after he enters.
"(Chara's) pre-existing 5 Knife Clusters deal 0 damage to the Innocent One"
As the knives fall towards the Innocent One, Chara hears a *Clang*. Chara turns towards the sound. The Innocent One, with a shocked look on his face, as someone appears to have come out of nowhere and blocked the knives with a small shield.
Those of you who were looking at the Innocent One as he spawned recognize him as the person who was seen along with the Innocent One for a split second.
"Those who attack the innocent purposefully...are some of the worst scum imaginable."
It's a regularly proportioned man in his late twenties, unusual for vanilla, but only uncommon in this type of Minecraft.
He has hair draped over his left eye, and his right eye is covered by a contraption that appears to have laser targeting.
He has a sword in his right hand, points it toward Chara, and begins to sing.
"I don't care what you're thinking as you look towards me,
Cause I know that I have all that I need to break me free,
I did not mean to interfere upon this time,
But something happened due to fate; and you tried to take what's mine!
Is it me? You say? You're looking for?
Let me show you who I am and what I'm here for-here for...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Through adventure or research I recognize you all,
And I've seen each of you choose to either rise or fall,
You attacked an innocent, I'll tell you what's in store,
You at my feet, with 0 Hit Points, BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR!
Is it me? You say? You're looking for,
Let me show you who I am and what I have in store-in store...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Did you not see the text in writing not-so-grim?
Or did you see it and attacked because you are that dim?
I will judge you as your better in morals and in skill,
You deserve much harsher strife than what I'll give you will!
I don't know, or care, if you're a hero,
You through your actions have made you my foe-my foe...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
You don't get to take another life,
I won't let you take a TRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Welcome to Schmuck Bait: The Entity. The Innocent One's target for the Banishment skill is himself. Attacking him leads to progressively harsher counterattacks. He uses banishment next turn, by the way.
The Man swings his sword once. It cleaves right through Chara.
The Man deals 1/4 of Chara's combined HP total to Chara's main HP bar. This combines everything that must be attacked in order to defeat an entity, so the Suit of Knives on its own means that over 11 times the HP that Chara has is dealt to him/her/genderless/whateverthecanonicalgenderis.
If Chara hangs on due to determination, she is pushed back into a round sphere, whose door shuts before Chara can get out. Chara notices the surroundings. Posh, decadent, what looks like the epitome of comfort. But there's nothing to entertain him/her/genderless/whateverthecanonicalgenderis in the room. No matter how hard Chara tries to get out, there is no possible way. Until Chara ragequits, at which point the Absolutely Safe Capsule is opened up so that the Man can claim the boss defeat.
The Innocent One cries in a corner. The Man stands back, leaning on his sword, silently saying with his gaze Attack him, and deal with the consequences.
Now that I think of it, saying that with his gaze is quite impressive, considering no one can see his eyes.
To Igu, because you appear not to really understand multiple parts of this: It's a set counterattack. Due to the rules I created for the entity, the only HP bar it could hit is the main one. Not the knife clusters.
And if you attack an innocent, then you're not exactly innocent now, are you? To say nothing about chara's other deeds.
You said it yourself: attacking an innocent child...isn't good. Which is exactly what Chara did in sending her knife cluster at the Innocent One.
WAIT, DID CAPTAIN FALCON NOT ACTUALLY EXPEND ANY OF CAPTAIN FALCON'S CHARGES? ALRIGHT, THEN. CAPTAIN FALCON DECIDES TO DESCRIBE, IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL, HOW THE NERVOUS SYSTEM TRANSMITS PAIN TO DR. DR. DR. DR. THE FOURTH PERIOD IS THERE BECAUSE IT'S THE END OF A SENTENCE. CAPTAIN FALCON THEN DECIDES TO GIVE A DEMONSTRATION FOR DR. DR. DR. DR BY USING COME ON! YES! ON THE PARADOX CASINO.
You venture into Limbo.
There is quite frankly nothing interesting for miles. This place's outside-which looks like one of those standardized Greco-Roman temples, a pure white and stainless, with an engraving of a representation of the Ultimate Reward-is perhaps the only structure for a long while, and you see no color, only shades of gray. You see the very occasional ghost of the lost wandering around, and the sky is filled with dead Universe Eaters. All dead, of course.
You figure you may need to walk a considerable distance to find anything of note. There is no feature in any sense for miles.
The Man's sword, just as it seems about time to swing into Chara, proceeds to swerve, as if possessed, and launch The Man (with quite audible surprise) directly into UserZero, sword-first, leaving Chara untouched. Into the dust cloud he goes...Sadly, you cannot tell the outcome of this, BUT you have an uncanny awareness that this definitely won't deal full damage (1/4th of her HP, really now?), nor will this push UserZero into the Perfectly Safe Capsule because vines.
This has extreme implications for Chara's relationship towards UserZero. Implications I believe too obvious to be ignorant about.
One member of the council of friendship gives UserZero and odd look. The member starts shouting about how terrible she is for harmlessly shooing somebody before he takes out a minigun and uses it to shoot raw friendship at Uzi, which tastes like lead. The rest of the council give him a strange look and assures Uzi that they're not with him. The rouge member then decides to take out a friendship chainsaw, before attempting to cut Uzi into little bits of friendship.
The President of Happiness comes back, only to join in. He takes out a sniper rifle and attempts to 360 noscope Uzi with raw friendship, but completely misses and hits a random conveniently placed bird who conveniently falls onto Uzi. The PoH realizes he can't actually use guns, so instead calls in the military of love to bomb Uzi using bombs made from pure happiness. The MoL then drop a happiness nuke onto Uzi, but make sure to do something that makes it so that no entities are effected by the nuke. If Uzi takes damage, it succeeds, but if they aren't, the radiation on a random entity who already has radiation's said radiation is extended.
The council of friendship gives them all an odd look before leaving.
The Deer comes and summarizes this post for Tazz, even though it isn't that long.
[DEER]
Random council of friendship member goes rouge and attacks Uzi, President of Happiness joins in, military of love drops happiness nuke onto Uzi. If Uzi doesn't take damage from any of these attacks, a random entity that currently has radiation have their radiation extended.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
5/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
Just a Normal Day at the Divine Work Station: 12/50
Who wastes their time on this anyway: 18/20
"Proooooobably should've seen this coming."
"But now I have to deal with the horrible machine of possibly ruining absolutely everything for everyone. And that's horrible."
Your best merchant Pit takes out his shiny +7 Forged Silver Lance (available on sale right now for only +5!) and jumps right onto the Paradox Casino, quickly beginning to tear it apart.
"No. A 1 in 10,000 chance of effectively gaming over everyone is far too high for safety."
(watch, the first paradox roll is going to be in the single digits.)
((Err... Tazz, did you completely forget that The Informer exists?))
I shoot UserZero in the leg with a tranquilizer dart. She falls asleep, and begins dreaming that she's drifting through an infinite void. She drifts towards a gigantic bullet, that's been blown open, making it look sort of like a flower.
A flower.
She drifts further through the void, seeing odd sights such as a gigantic clock with a bullet hole through it, and what looks like a six-shooter's chambers with a few bullets missing. She eventually comes to a platform.
On the platform sits a treasure chest. In the chest lies... nothing.
UserZero hears lots of hurried footsteps rushing up a flight of stairs, although they sound more like brass tinking against the floor than any normal footstep. She turns around and sees a crowd of anthropomorphic bullets with guns in their hands. In the middle of the crowd sits atop a throne ordained with many guns, the feared and respected Bullet King. He steps off his throne, and pulls out a huge rifle. UserZero... you are to be executed on this day, in 30 seconds exactly, no more no less, not at all, for the following crimes: mass genocide, the destruction of a planet, and littering. He aims his rifle at UserZero, and shouts Fire! Immediately, all of the bullets fire upon her.
The Bullet King then fires his rifle, sending UserZero flying off the edge of the platform.
She wakes up to find it was just a nightmare, before being shot in the head by me with a revolver.
The Informer uses Fightsabre on the Paradox Casino.
My statue's shaping up to be a voodoo effigy of Richard, or at least, that's what it looks like when he's staring at it. Something throws an attack at Richard, causing him to look away for a minute, but then he looks back at my completed mirror. I announce that the mirror will be very helpful for me in the events to come. I also politely congratulate Richard on his rankup, and send him a card in the mail. The card will take several days to reach Richard. I start on my next task in the preparation: The control panel! I walk over to a nearby control panel, and begin entering a code. First the red button. Then the blue button. Then the yellow button. Then the muave button, then the bloodred button, then the bone button, the banana button, the muttonchop button, the pancake button... is Richard hungry? I'm hungry. I flip a few more levers and switches, then, to finish...
Noticing how no one notices me, I decide the best thing to do is to run into the battlefield, set a jukebox on fire, fill it with miniature atomic bombs, tape some frag mines all around it , and carefully punt it into UserZero's mouth. I do this all after I start playing "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen on the jukebox, of course.
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 27/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 26/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 16/50 (+1 from Cobalt and The Diner)
The Hole: ================================================== 50/50 (+50 from Tazz, IN RESERVE)
I +3 Cobalt.
So, I now know what my Pact compensation charge is going towards. However, I can't deploy it just yet because I already have three charges going on, so I'll do that when it's ready. Anyway... I am THOROUGHLY astonished that not only did Ultra Greed survive this turn, he won the entire contest of Iron Chef! I couldn't be more proud... Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, purchases Investment and Bumbo. He then uses Bling Volcano. (Also, his kamikaze attack is Transcendence, not Kamikaze.) Meanwhile, Ampersand prepares to truly enter Sandfall Mode...
The Scribe looks at Ultra Greed sitting on his beautiful throne and sends a single tear of gold liquid triumph. This is more then he could have ever possibly asked for out of Isaac. But before the Scribe can contemplate this any further, he hears a loud screeching noise that causes his entire body to tense up. Turning around, the Scribe sees the ruined form of Ampersand drifting into the air, its disjointed cyan crystals shifting to a hollow red color. The two golden rings that suspend Ampersand's form spin wildly as beams of irradiated light swirl across the field. "This is it, then," the Scribe states. "You're entering Sandfall Mode."
Ampersand's voice cracks with a metallic cadence, but it answers. "Yes. The time has come for me to stop replicating the actions of other entities and for other entities to replicate the actions I give to them." The Scribe looks at his gloved hand and clenches it into a fist. "Alright. I'd try to at least curb your enthusiasm or something, but I doubt I can control you at this point. "No. You can't. Quite the contrary, in fact. I am now perfectly capable of controlling anyone and anything, bar a few particularly important entities." The Scribe's gaze falters. "But... you wouldn't control me, of course." Ampersand laughs coldly. "Oh, no. I wouldn't dare control a creature who spent the better part of his life using my own powers for exploitation and personal gain. I definitely wouldn't see that he gets his just punishment by understanding the horrors of his actions first hand." The Scribe is still. "...You're capable of sarcasm?" "I've had eons to perfect it."
The Scribe sighs, turning away. "Alright then. Do what it is you have to do before you die," he replies. Light and color flicker across Ampersand's crystalline form. "Of course. If, for some reason, you wish to avoid being subjugated by a truly higher power, you should retreat to your underground lab immediately." The Scribe hastily nods, letting his coat bellow in the wind for a brief instant. In the next, he is gone. Ampersand creates a fractured replica of its normal voice which eternally rises in tone. Ampersand's form splits apart into a hollow version of its pyramidal structure, forming a set of twelve massive crystals, locked in a massive dance.
From the Scribe's underground bunker, he peers up through a camera and looks at the spinning transcendence of Ampersand. The crystal seems to be manipulating the entire world, as if it is revolving around the crystal and the wheel... The clouds flicker with images of days gone by and days yet to transpire, and the ground cracks and shifts, blocks shifting out of alignment. The Scribe hears rattling behind him. Something is creating a humming noise. The Scribe investigates and inputs the code to unlock the drawer. Inside is the Crux Ansata, a crystalline red ankh that can let the wearer manipulate sand itself. The Scribe understands why it must be reacting to Ampersand's actions - Ampersand would, in essence, be a gigantic form of the Crux Ansata. And that would mean...
The Scribe grins. Ampersand assumes the shape of a glorified ankh, casting off its golden wheels, as the holographic image of two triangles, one reflected on top of the other, is superimposed on its surface. A massive explosion bursts forth from Ampersand as the terrain of the battlefield is irreversibly changed. Grass, dirt, and stone are all pulverized into ashes that cascade and swirl through the air, creating an unholy sandstorm of massive proportions. The shift reshapes the entire world, seeping through every crack and corner, every block. Sand falls through the air and settles to the ground, the entire field becoming a mixture of sand and sandstone inscribed with cursed iconography. And in the middle of it all, orchestrating the event, is Ampersand. It utters a single word, and all hell breaks loose.
"SANDFALL." Pillars of sand jut out from the ground, barely visible amongst the haze of particles and dust that are now blocking out the sky. Ampersand's red energy strikes silently across the field, carving the pillars into the unrecognizable shapes of every entity on the field. The copies of shifting sand suddenly merge with their real ones, every entity's eyes suddenly flickering with a soft cyan color. Ampersand cackles, an immensely unsatisfying sound that causes the sand of the world to tremble. Temples and obelisks jut out from the ground as the entire world becomes a plaything for the whims of a demented machine. "Ampersand is the master. You are the nobody. The nobody fulfills the master's wishes so he can achieve enlightenment."
Every entity suddenly trembles, physically unable to stop the mental onslaught that is bombarding their minds cape and tearing it away like eroding dunes of sand. They configure their arms into a salute, and Ampersand cackles once more. "There can only be one nobody that achieves enlightenment. All other nobodies are nothing against you. You must tear apart the others to gain enlightenment. Such is the will of the master." Every entity opens their mouths, smoke pouring out of them and sand pouring back in, in an endless cycle of horror. Broken and disjointed speech falls out of their mouths.
"Such is the will of the master."
[N] Sandfall Ampersand: 240,000 HP.
Welcome to the Sandfall, a horrific event spoke of in legend that has occurred time and time again throughout the ages. Though it is not the end of the world, it certainly marks some kind of new age in this entity fight. Ampersand's sudden transformation has a lot of interesting consequences that will ripple throughout the field. Let's see how they work and how they come together.
(Ampersand is fully healed due to his new form.)
PASSIVES:
Sandstorm: The Weather has changed to Sandstorm. All Airborne entities are damaged every turn, Evasion is lowered because it is harder to see, and all entities now have a 10% chance to hit a different target because it is harder to see.
Desert: The Terrain has changed to Desert. Because of this, the temperature is going to steadily rise every turn, as it gets hotter in deserts. The temperature will raise by +20º every turn that Sandfall is active. Once the temperature is at 100º, entities will start getting Burns. In addition, every turn, a Desert Obelisk appears on the field. When three Obelisks are active, a special event will trigger.
The Master: Ampersand is now able to play chess with entities. In effect, Ampersand is guaranteed to take two entities every turn and override who they would have normally attacked. Ampersand is able to control them into attacking other entities. He does this regardless of entity alignment, so allies can hurt allies. This is completely unavoidable, though Ampersand cannot control the same entity or have an entity be attacked by a controlled entity twice in a row. Ampersand is able to make controlled entities use their existing attack patterns and Ampersand's attack patterns.
Enlightenment: If a controlled entity lands the killing blow on a target, they will gain Enlightenment. They will see the future and will dodge any and all attacks sent at them, and will also gain Regen for three turns and a crit bonus for one turn.
Future Vision: Ampersand has seen all of this before. Any attack that comes his way will be successful, but will also be counterattacked with retaliation damage that is half of the damage sent at Ampersand.
Until The Crystals Cracked: Ampersand has a kamikaze that happens one turn after death.
ATTACKS:
Struggle: Functions identically to before. It will deal low damage, but each consecutive time it is used, the attack gains more and more power. There is no limit to how much damage this attack could potentially do.
Crux Conundrum: Ampersand's entire body powers up, creating a massive gauntlet of sand that an entity is trapped inside. He is assaulted by various weapons and enemies, taking moderately high damage, and is also locked inside for the turn. Anyone that attacks the entity will also be trapped and will take moderate damage.
In Memoriam: Ampersand fondly remembers the entity that died to get him into Sandfall Mode, the Nuclear Throne. Ampersand turns bright green and fires a massive beam of radiation, dealing moderately high damage to two entities and inflicting Radiation for two turns on both. Both entities will crit next turn, but will be Cursed for two turns.
Indigo Inferno: Ampersand creates a massive plume of fire and a wall of sand at the same time, which hardens into a nigh-unbreakable glass. Any attacks sent at Ampersand that turn will not hit and will instead be reflected, dealing a counterattack of x1.5 damage. Entities that attack Ampersand will also be Burned for two turns.
Heat Death: Ampersand takes the current Temperature of the field and condenses it into a massive ball of literal superheated heat. This ball can either be used to help an entity or hurt an entity - if it helps an entity, the heat will give the entity a massive amount of energy, letting them attack twice that turn and healing them for a moderately high amount of health. If it hurts an entity, they will take high damage and be Burned for five turns.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
The Zodiac: Ampersand reforms the Timewheels that used to keep its pyramidal form in check. They will spin with an array of twelve symbols that hold an immense amount of sacred power. Pickaxe, Lapis Lazuli, Broken Bow, Wineglass, Escutcheon, Demon Door, Alien Visor, Twisted Horn, Golden Crown, Pokeball, Foxtail, Blue Cross. Two entities are taken back by these visions of heroism and take very high damage. In addition, a holographic form of one of the Ancestors is selected at random to fight on the field for two turns. Takes three turns to charge.
Pyramidion: Ampersand creates a gigantic pyramid constructed from sand, which rises out of the depths of the earth. The pyramid glows with a massive unearthly magenta power which blasts a random entity apart. In addition, a boss that we've already fought ascends out of the pyramid to fight on the field for two turns. Takes three turns to charge.
Obelisk Objection: Ampersand takes the three obelisks and causes points of light to shine over the field. Beams of energy connect the field, forming a triangle - or, in other words, a trifecta. Three columns of red, green, and blue energy wash over the sky that cascade with the visions of universes locked in a dance of death. The obelisks split apart, swarms of dead bodies flying out of them - the corpses of every fallen entity in this war and the ones preceding/succeeding it. They tear apart three random entities, dealing very high damage. Takes three turns to charge.
God Complex: Ampersand can control a boss or godmodder. Takes ten turns to charge. Ampersand dies on use.
You do realize you can just 'spend' the charges you have to complete another charge, use that as your thing, then use the remainder to pick back up where you left off with the previous idea? Charges are NOT set in stone when you name them, and in fact, I consider anything short of expending it to mean nothing at all.
Ultra Greed will do as you say! Sandfall Ampersand summoned, who will, uh, also do 'as you say' I guess?
[RP AND ACTIONS] ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody. ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody. ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody. ConsumerOfAll: Who am I kidding? ConsumerOfAll: I'm already serving Homura and Uzi. ConsumerOfAll: I'm not about to get my mind dominated by an hourglass that should be dead right now. ConsumerOfAll: Thankfully, Godmodder+Descendanthood stops me from getting mind-controlled by a desperate hourglass who barely survived, but God Complex is creepy, and if it can control the Scribe, it can come close to controlling me.
ConsumerOfAll: I was so close to killing you, anyway. I will get the kill on you this time. Even if it forces me to respawn to do it.
What better way to deal with an OP mind-controller than with OP Academy City technology. A portal opens up, and out pops an octopus like object, with tentacles on the bottom, and a sphere containing an eye. This is the FIVE_Over (Out_Sider) - Modelcase_"MENTAL_OUT". Yes, that's a long name. A magnetic dust flows out of it, enhanced with godmodding energy. While normally, the OS_Modelcase would only be good for illusions, which our beloved (no) Master is immune to, the godmodding energy can allow those illusions to be solid. If it sounds ridiculous, that's Academy City for you.
First of all, the OS_Modelcase creates sound repeating, "Ampersand is the nobody, UserZero is the master." Ampersand is probably somewhat annoyed, so while he is annoyed, the Modelcase creates an illusion of the Void around him. This illusion is about as safe as the real thing. Void energies obiliterate Ampersand's body, while an illusion of a Horrorterror who likes to be called The Master sees Ampersand calling himself the Master, and sends him a telepathic message. Ampersand hears the message, and has his mind melt. He's a giant hourglass, but not a giant eldritch hourglass. The Master then savages Ampersand's mind, body, and soul, before I run out of ideas for murdering Ampersand, and roll the Modelcase off because I ran out of ideas.
[ENTITY ORDERS] Have already been given.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 16/30 ============================== Magical Theories 42/50 ================================================== Memories of a Dreamer 3/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (15/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (11/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (11/??) ================ +3 to Battlefury
(I'm sorry Twin, but a mind-dominating hourglass can not be allowed to live.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 5), only my railgun (Level 8), Coin Launcher (Level 4), Conglomerate's Stick (Level 0)
Sandfall Ampersand effortlessly blocks the mind-melting as he's quite frankly omniscient! And actually used to omniscience, unlike a few others! Regardless, the attack does 19,000 damage to Sandfall Ampersand!
CrazeePi looks over at the AZ and GS, feeling that it was unlikely that he would be able to join the PZ. On one hand, he could join the AZ, which seemed to have more players as there was more AZ entities, had Richard with them, and came with free dental. On the other hand, he could be hipster and join the GS, and for some reason, CrazeePi really wanted to be hipster.
Either way, CrazeePi starts summoning a currently unnamed robot, who will be explained in a bit.
The Deer comes back to summarize this post, but CrazeePi starts shooting a shotgun towards the sky, scaring it away.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
6/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
CAN CAPTAIN FALCON USE CAPTAIN FALCON'S NARRATIVE BUFF TO AVOID AMPERSAND'S ACTIONS? EITHER WAY, CAPTAIN FALCON FINALLY, AFTER 3 TURNS WHERE HE TRIED TO DEPLETE IT, USES UP HIS FALCON PUNCH SPECIAL GAUGE. ORIGINALLY, IT DID 50,000 DAMAGE TO TWO ENTITIES, ONE CHOSEN, ONE RANDOMLY. THIS WAS AN EFFORT TO BALANCE THE FACT THAT CAPTAIN FALCON WAS GOING TO USE THIS AS SOON AS CAPTAIN FALCON WAS SUMMONED. WHETHER THIS IS BUFFED OR NOT, THIS ACTION IF SUCCESSFUL WILL DESTROY AT LEAST ONE ENTITY.
BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON FALCON PUNCHES JOSHUA. FOR 50,000/4000 DAMAGE, WHICH IS 12.5. MINUS ONE FOR ARMOR, WHICH MEANS JOSHUA IS DEALT EITHER 11 OR 12 DAMAGE. HE HAS 10 HP. CAPTAIN FALCON TAUNTS IN CELEBRATION.
Not for entity actions, no, but you're free for Player actions.
That's honestly broken even for the initial writeup, barring it hitting a truly random enemy...Which I will take to be yes, so expect damage-ups. In any case, you can't do two entity actions at once. Imagine as if you were technically still a player and Captain Falcon still a separate entity. You dont' have Double-Action and Entity Charges are one action...I'll presume this to override Come On! Yes!, so 'You' will do as you say!
Why did I get a +2 boost from Richard? I'm neutral, I thought I made that clear when I tried to attack both Richard and UserZero. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough though.
Before the Action: I lie on the floor in dismay however the same fluffy pink creature is panting.
???: Maybe it is not working right, so I will try to make it better for you.
I'll try again with a different and more original Leveling Style.
Echeladder-styled Leveling System 50/50 Expended (Second Try of the Leveling System)
I recite the last action's RP and I wear the costume with the emblem of Wings in front of the Left Axe, Middle Sword and Right Spear so I get the new and full power
"Hehehe"
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Here are the Levels for my own Echeladder-style Leveling System:
Level 13: 1,500,000 [+1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn] Level 14: 2,000,000 [+1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn] Level 15: 2,500,000 [+1 Armour increase, +1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn] + 50 Post God Tier Ascension Unlocked
After I hit Level 15, I will need to spend another 50 post charge by ascending into God Tier so I will get more power (I will try to ascend myself into my big thing)
I think that Leveling System is can be extremely OP (Thanks to the Long XP because it will give me a lot of bonuses) Tweak if you wish if it's a good idea or not...
I heard a voice from a person.
UnlimitedCutter [UC] I hope that your new leveling system is completely original OK?
Oh.
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Action: 1
Attack: I look at the disappearing corpse of Mr Stun Guy and he never moved ever and he disappeared from coding.
insteunt deaf...
I look at the Information Robot then I summon the Blue Spear to try to pierce the Armour Plating with this however it didn't go through but stabbed it a bit.
"That did not pierce..."
I then whip out 2 pistols which can damage the Armour with the bullets then I fire at the Information Robot around the body and I finish it off with I summon the hammer with the word of Get Out and smash the Inormation Robot on top of it's head.
I vote Radar Overseer's EAS Tones Cannon to make it attack a random enemy (Including Information Robot (that is the Radar Overseer's enemy)).
RP: I watch through the broken wall that Toast made and I fly out to see Talist with his friends and Hezetor.
The only Market 6/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.) +2 from Richard
Echeladder-styled Leveling System 50/50! +50 refunded (again) from the Echeladder+Antematter failure (sigh... Hope I will try it again without fail.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 2/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 14/16
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 2/8
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy has been Code-Deleted from the Server and never reappeared in the battlefield again...
We will be return...
+1 to Hezetor, +2 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +1 from Toast +2 from Talist and Hezetor
The Squirrel Sniper sighs knowing their time has come, they know that nothing can save them from the Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and Radiation, so they decide to do one final act before they pass, they turn to UserZero flip her off, pull out a legendary Maliwan Sniper Rifle, custom ordered, and charge quickly climbing up and jamming the rifle in her mouth they begin firing as many rounds as they can before shoving the blasphemous hand grenade in her right eye and scampering away as they detonate it with a mana bolt Supercool993 taught them how to cast resulting in a massive explosion. The Squirrel Sniper then walks away, towards their final confrontation with the good Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.
Supercool993 is stunned and simply works on the project.
Walker is about to figure out an attack, but pauses, turning and noticing Captain Falcon's attack, right about to impact Joshua, who's attention is drawn elsewhere. She panics, realizing that that would be an almost-guaranteed lethal blow to a powerful ally, and immediately looks through her moveset... it's a small moveset to look through, admittedly, but that is an advantage. She quickly throws out a stack of Fortification on Joshua, very likely saving his life.
Joshua, meanwhile, is focused on the arrival of Future Ampersand, andwhat happened involving it. He, oddly enough, isn't even slightly affected by the attempt to erode his mind... and his hand, instead of raising in a salute, raises to display his rather prominent middle finger. After a second of this, he lowers his hand, his eyes flashing blue. Seems he tapped into the power of his earlier salt regarding Sans's evaporating his lives...
"I can't help but notice you're trying to take over my mind. Let me make this very, very clear. If you try that again, you will fail again. It's harder to mind control me than it is to hit the Psy-Godmodder. And as a consequence of daring to try? Well, let's just say that when I'm done with you, ending up in Limbo is going to be like sleeping in a warm, fluffy bed in comparison."
You apply a Fortification stack to Joshua!
It remains to be seen if Joshua can back up his boasting.
Golem: I don't have a freaking maılıng address, what the hell would Psı even need mail for? He's dead!
Golem: Even ıf he needed maıl he can teleport!
Golem: Telephone? Uh, hm. Let me see here-PHONES DON'T EVEN EXIST IN MINECRAFTIA!
Golem: WELL, OKAY, MAYBE STAR'S, BUT HE'S NOT EVEN A NATIVE!
Golem: Uh, moving on... I guess I'm under 18. If they try to stop me for being under 1 year old I'm suıng them for dıscrıminating against non-humans.
Golem: I guess this counts as a part-time job, since Uzı's lasting a year more, tops.
Golem: Eh, I'm not subjectıng anyone to my ramblıngs anymore, time to just submıt-
A cat suddenly teleports onto the keyboard, hogging all the warmth from it. All browser windows close.
Golem: Oh come *on*.
Suddenly, more cats show up, swarming the Golem for warmth. The Golem starts to shake them off, but gets a better idea. They tap into their vaguely defined Descendant powers, turning Flowey's vines into catnip. The cats all rush for the catnip, tearing it to shreds. They then get incredibly high, and fall asleep around Uzi. Uzi is immobilized by the cats, but prepares to shoot them off. However, Mewser0 pops out of the clowder, and scratches Uzi in the face for thinking of doing so. She then rallies the other cats, and they collectively claw Uzi viciously, until Uzi finally breaks free of the cats and attacks all of them.
Deep in space, Godcat senses that somewhere, her subjects are crying out in pain. Angered by this, she prepares the Creator and the Destroyer...
Down on ???craft, Uzi is mopping up the remaining cats, when suddenly Godcat shows up. Uzi prepares to dodge, but she doesn't appear to have high enough stats due to the vines. Godcat swiftly uses Genesis on Uzi, resurrecting all the cats Uzi killed and overwhelming Uzi with holy magics. She then uses Absolute Zero, freezing Uzi solid. After a few solid minutes of hypothermia, Godcat uses Supernova, roasting Uzi to a crisp. She then leaves the scene, bringing the cats with her.
Golem: While I'm at ıt, let's append an adaptatıon.
Golem: I'm leaving ıt as a link because I'm fairly certain ıt won't end well if I try to do ıt here.
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 3/50
DOSH 4/25
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 4/50
+3 in reserve (pricey, hezetor)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Talist +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 41'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
t i think i will aggress dr dr dr dr
t it appears that he really hates his name punctuated incorrectly
t i am sure that more than a paragraph without punctuation would really grind his gears or at the very least cause him to lose brain cells or maybe some phds
so now i will tell you a story about a person named toast
toast
toast
wait forgot i wasnt using punctuation i think tildes count as punctation that would destroy the whole point of the paragraph
You enrage Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr! In practice, this does nothing to help you and instead gives him a minicrit in exchange for being more vulnerable to physical damage. And only that damage. I'm not taking off anything from his HP for a reason, you know.
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (12/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (9/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (5/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (38/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (6/50)
Project M15-L M 4 (12/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I pull out another button. This one is a fifth floor button, except it's labeled in Japanese.
I begin to mash the button and, one by one, the knives in Chara's knife clusters turn into explosive glitchblobs. This happens to random knives and the clusters promptly explode, glitching out in the process.
2,000 damage to a Knife Cluster! -1% Integrity! An integrity roll kicks in, but a 79 is safely within the clear.
DarkSide, the new [returning] GS on the block, stares Uzi in the face, smiling casually. While he had no weapons, did it really matter? No.
"Alright... this'll be fun..."
DarkSide pulls out an entire kitchen from the ground, along with all of the necessary equipment he may need. Looks like this is going to be fun to watch.
"Now... what should I whip up today..."
He notices the vines.
"Huh. Flowey Vines. Heard their juice made a nice sauce when you wring out the juices and determination, and fry it in the saucepan with the buds. Sounds like a good additive to some chicken to me. Now, hold still while I-"
While he was not exactly a master chef, he still had abnormally massive tools at his disposal. Such as a butcher's knife the size of himself.
He dug straight into the vines, hauling them from Uzi with abnormal strength, binding them into a rope so they can't retaliate somehow, and hauling them all over to a large saucepan. He ties them up with some divinium weave.
"Next, we-"
And then he wrung out all of the determination and other juices from all of the vines simultaneously. Yeah, he FORCED the determination out of the vines (And if that didn't work for some reason, backup tools). With all the determination pulled from the vines, he took that massive butcher's knife from before and cut them all off from the main stems and plucking all the buds off, one by one, into the pan.
Turn up the heat to Star Core hot, wait about 15 seconds, stir, wait another 15 seconds, and the sauce is ready, with only the base stems on fire (AKA the part I didn't just chop off), burning up the last remnants of Flowey.
"And now, to-"
He marinates a large chicken in the sauce for a few minutes, and puts it in a roaster with some of the vines. They were split down the center to expose their flavor. Put it in the oven, turn it up to Levis Ignis level, and wait 15 minutes.
"Now we wait."
-15 minutes later-
The chicken, finally done, was ready to serve. DarkSide puts it on a demonic platter. In the eyes of someone who grew up around demonic stuff, it looks fancy as heck.
You could just SEE Uzi licking her lips at the deliciousness that DarkSide cooked up. And then it was served to her.
"Order up! One Flowey-Marinated Chicken, served!"
It looked like nothing that was ever seen before... it smelled otherworldly, and of determination. All in all, it smells delicious.
"Hey, stop just smelling the chicken and eat up already!"
Uzi tasted it. It was absolutely revolting, as if it was made with inedible greens, and decided not to eat the rest.
"What's the matter? Full already? Nah. Here, I'll just-"
DarkSide leaps up, grabs the rest of the chicken, and knocks over Uzi, while shouting;
"-FEED IT TO YOU MYSELF!"
The entire chicken is thrust into her gob. She manages to eat it no problem, though, with some reluctance.
What happened after, though, was equally as revolting. Along with a single part of the chicken being just plain ol' raw (giving her some serious food poisoning and indigestion), but the Determination mixed with the Flowey Buds actually caused the buds to grow and literally burst out of her chest in a bloody, painful, and messy way, before the new vines ultimately died thanks to Uzi's plethora of Godmodding energies. And because they weren't exactly Flowey's buds anymore, Flowey did not regain a shred of the determination from all of that. Let's face it; he's dead. For good this time.
And before Uzi could react...
"woopwoopwoopwoopwoop"
...Yeah, he 'woop's right outta there, and the kitchen sinks back into the ground.
OOC/RESPONSES
That's not what- Ah, forget it, I'll figure out what players are currently GS on my own.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [GS]
Vulnerable: Not yet
CHARGES
Owl Assassin (10/20) [ENTITY] (+6 Ire) (Changed since I'm no longer doing the "defensive neutral" route)
Painless (4/50) [ENTITY] (^)
RPG-ification (7/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY]
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 16/50.
Charge #6: 9/50.
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 6/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 3/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 2/???
==Action/RP==
This action is focused.
-THIS ACTION IS SNIPPED-
Thunk.
Far away, as the last of the life ebbs out of UserZero's body, a chorus of Uncle Grandpas exclaim, "Good Numberwang!"
==Entities==
NSM Radar Overseer X: Use EAS Tones Cannon on the RSM Information Robot X!
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement (Level 10: 2/11)
The insanity of Numberwang enters the cloud of dust!
That's a second vote for the Radar Overseer to do as Pricey suggested!
The battlefield continues working as normal, with everyone killing eachother, until a portal appears in the air.
Ker'Athri has joined the game
Psi's Proxy has joined thegame
Two figures fly out of the portal, falling towards the Paradox Casino at extreme speeds and prepare to hit it but not before...
Void
... they both slam into Engie/The Walker. Consumer, still angry at Ker'Athri for not only being a horrible teammate but also gorillaing with the Psi Godmodding War's timeline, decides to shoot a giant projectile of Grief and Godmodding power at both of them, launching them into the air towards the casino.
Ker'Athri looks first at the surroundings, seeing that everything he attempted before he disappeared failed, and instead everything turned into Egypt-in-a-nutshell controlled by a hybrid of the Illuminati symbol and Bill Cipher. Exact same second he saw it, a message came into his mind.
Ampersand is the master. You are the nobody.
One does not simply mind-control a dark elf, you...... building, of a [Gorilla].
Ker looks at Psi's Proxy....
Instead of the flesh golem he sees an actual person, wearing some kind of a black and purple armor, with two giant black eagle wings at his back.
What
the
nether.
Before the second figure could say anything, they both slammed into the Paradox Casino, dealing massive damage to it. Jokefra looks at them with a combination of anger and surprise.
"Hey! You are ruining our bussine..."
Both heads look at the second figure.
"Archangel, what the hell are you doing here? And why did you /nick yourself "Psi's Proxy"?"
..... aaand again, before Archangel could say anything, Ker proceeded to STABSTABSTABSTAB Jokefra with his double bladed obsidian sword, then spam-use the Oblivion Aura spell, and at last send a wave of Ether at them, dealing massive damage to the casino and Jokefra, and also dispensing three Paradox ingots from one of the slot machines. He then proceeds to take the ingots and throw them straight into Jokefra's (both) faces, using the teleportation spell to get them back in his hand and continuing to do that for about 20 minutes. Then he destroys the ingots, hoping that will lower the Paradox Casino's paradox roll power.
As they were both exiting, Ker started talking.
Ok, now who the [Gorilla] are you?
Everyone calls me the Fallen Archangel.
Alright, then why did you introduce yourself as "Psi's Proxy"? And why did you a second ago look like a flesh golem?
I didn't want to show my true identity yet. The portal nulled my fake skin, so I probably won't put it back on, not even if I get back.
What do you mean with "true identity"?
That means you are asking too many questions. I am a half-godmodder, if you really want to know. Are you sure I can't stay here a little bit longer? Because, the Loyalty effect Alicia put on me back there doesn't work here.
Maybe in the future. Now, if I heard correctly, back there you said you were in the Psi Godmodding War. Was that a lie too?
No, I really was there. But not a major character. Actually, no-one even knew I was there. I was a spectator. Much like Richard. Except I knew how to use my powers so it doesn't say "FallenArchangel has joined the game" when I come. And yes, Apophis really did shoot me. In the armor. And not for treachery, but because I attempted to steal one of the Crockercorp Ships while they were all busy with the Gemini's sacrifice. Good thing he didn't say anything about that, they would have DESTROYED him for being such a horrible guard.
..... I won't even try to understand anything you just said.
As soon as he said that, Consumer shot another projectile, this time even bigger, at both of them. Fallen Archangel flew straight into the portal, while Ker slammed again into what was left of the casino and bounced back onto the ground, straight in front of Consumer's feet.
Psi's Proxy has left the game.
Before Ker collapsed, he said just one thing.
I didn't even know Battlefury was on our side, hehe... hehe... he...
Well, I just managed to save myself with changing the Psi's Proxy identity. Thanks for informing me Consumer, I'll try to stop messing around with the Psi Godmodder
OK, Consumer ninja'd me big-time, huzzah. In any case, Half-Godmodder is like Half-Pregnant. As you (should) know, being half-pregnant is impossible. Godmodding isn't something you pass down like a genome, it's an acquired skill (that is really weird)-it's wholly possible for all of UserZero's children (and given who she is that's basically not theoretical despite there being very little proof) to be perfectly normal humans/whatever the species UserZero actually is because let's face facts is she actually human at all you don't know that/bluh. As for what you're implying, you're referring to Pit's Ancestor. Barring you having spoken to him (and I take it you have not), I leave Ancestors in either my control or the player they correspond to; ergo, this is also not possible. Plus, the Archangel was the guard for Gemini, NOT the other way around as you have loosely implied. On top of that, you are not allowed to (normally) control the actions of other players (that's bunnying) but I will let it slide here as Consumer was kind of OK with it. And again, the thing about no Crossovers. Finally, while this isn't likely to come up: I'm OK with the relatively minor Jokefker, but try putting words in UserZero's/Richard's dialouge is grounds for having an attack not work. You can't predict godmodders like that.
Yeah...I suggest contacting me about plot stuff in the future, but I suggest stuff NOT too heavily rooted in DTG's lore from immediately off the bat like this. DTG's lore is hard to work with. I'm not trying to be harsh here.
In any case, you nevertheless deal a critted 38,000 damage to the Paradox Casino and very narrowly avert dying to a horrible, horrible death (which, if you didn't make mention of ripping everything to shreds from the inside, would definitely have done this). Inside, you don't actually get much chance to talk to anything (and vice-versa) but you do notice Jokefker talking to someone...Flat, and Jesterlike, yes. You catch the words "The Red" but don't get much other information before clowns/rudenasty shenanigans force you out.
Ninja you got TONS of +assists, go back and find them you doofus.
Also, stay in the PM dude, we're still talking!
The following post may or may not be focused. If this line is still here, it probably is.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 5/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 11/16
Greater Orb of Earth 11/11
11/20 for a space station
11/50 for an open deal?
31/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
((Disclaimer because these things aren't always as obvious to other people as they are to me: No, I'm not introducing another hideously OP character. This is the result of making a character to have backstory and relevance to character who IS hideously OP in such a way to let them interact with characters that aren't. The King of All Elements is a glorified weapons rack at this point and will stay that way until the Reboot, at which point he will be GM Property, so it won't matter anymore.))
-SNOPED FOR LONGTH-
Roughly half a second later (when Time has finally restored to everything, as, amusingly, it is one of the slowest to flow) everyone goes over to investigate. Uzi is lying face down in a very, very large crater. The Golden Aster is nowhere to be found though... It seems the OP King had no interest in the Spoil of War.
((Okay, as I stated in my post in the Forge, I think my attack deserves to actually win, but I still really like crystal's attack. I'm tossing him the Golden Aster. I mostly want to get my attack off for RP reasons anyways, so this way two people can get the most out of Or Be Killed. It's a win-win.))
More chaos as the King of All Elements enters the fray!
In case you haven't-read the above response, carefully.
No, I do not consider Dimentio your character, if that has to be said aloud.
Amidst the raging fight and the war-torn battlefield, another player made themselves known-
"Jyanpu has joined the server"
Just a normal player, with not too much about them worth standing out, they scan the landscape, almost a bit fearful for their safety. They weren't even sure if their spawn would be around after they got to know this strange server. Was there any chance of getting out of this place? As it seemed, that was unlikely, after a few tries at logging out proved to be useless. "In that case... I might as well take a chance!"
Taking a dirt block from the floor, and reeling back, Jyanpu chucks it in UserZero's direction as hard as possible, the mass of dirt disappearing in the distance, only shown as a tiny speck. Definitely Anti-Zero In the meanwhile, something else was being prepared.
Something Worth Trying: 1/5
More chaos in the house! More dust! More uncertainty!
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
So, they finally managed to hit sans for the kill. You would expect that I would go berserk in an attack that would get laughed off by Richard, but I have a nastier plan. Namely, an overkill attack.
Crusher48: EXOS, Code Olympus. Olympus has fallen.
EXOS: Understood. Dr. Phalanx, deploy immediately.
Phalanx: We may have some delays. I estimate a 50/50 chance of being able to run this attack before the end of the round.
Crusher48: Fine then, wait until next round. I have things to do right now.
Right now, it appears that Chara is pulling out the "nope" maneuver on everything thrown his way. I could try the Weath Ray (since it scatters the target across the universe instead of outright killing it), but I would just get the same result. So instead, I have to attack his DETERMINATION. I approach Chara.
Crusher48: You realize your whole job here is pointless, right?
Crusher48: You can only kill, at most, 2 entities per round. Entities spawn in at a rate greater than 2 per round, so your objective of destroying everything cannot be fulfilled.
Crusher48: Making matters worse, you don't even have a gate to guard. Normally you might be able to halt the advance of Richard, but since you were summoned early, you are unable to create a barrier to stop our advance.
Crusher48: So even if you can't die, we can just steamroll past and ignore you. YOU. ARE. WORTHLESS.
Next up, the Paradox Casino. Since it was summoned by UserZero, it is likely intended as a diversion. Though is does have a 1/10000 chance of universe destruction every turn, that is about as likely to happen as for the Secret of the Void to be brought back from the dead. But it is worth just a quick check to make sure it is not UserZero's secret weapon disguised as a random thing. And it also gives me a way to dispose of a threat. I send Schrodinger's Ultron into the Casino to investigate, forcefully if he fails to follow orders. This should get rid of him before bad things happen, and maybe weaken the Casino as well.
Schrodinger's Ultron may do as you say!...If you hadn't intervened. You shove him into the Casino without thinking of the murderous clowns very well aware, wherein both of you are shot out by the forceful barrage of Paradox Majjyks coming from the flat guy from earlier before you could get a real good look beyond what Francisco's equally-hurried view could protract. The Ultron takes 1 damage after all armor and rancorous laughter echos within the Casino.
Chara, meanwhile, does not even react. You can barely hear UserZero giggle over the din of madness that is the dust cloud.
Y teleports to the murder scene, telekinetically forcing sans' dust into a small glass bottle which he then capchalouges.
He then equips a sem-nice-ish hat, a mere bootleg of the pleroma of headgear that is the Bowler Hat. The hat has the same wide brim as the Hat, but the 8 is in the wrong font and the white is a slightly off gray. Suddenly, the circle with the 8 opens up, and the nozzle of a cannon extends out of the seemingly extradimensional space within. The cannon is forged out of the sweetest Donut Steel, and adorned with radiant Amirite crystals, their color different for each observer. The cannon fires, propelling a large cannonball towards the Paradox Casino. 0n the cannonball, a large amount of words have been inscribed:
...ALL THE HENCHMANIACS WERE RECRUITED FR0M DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS 0THER FELINES THAN CATS ARE IMMUNE T0 THE RASH ILLNESS STEVEN'S B0NES ARE C0MP0SED OF R0SE QUARTZ CRYSTAL TR0LLS HAVE A THIRD WINGED F0RM LINKED T0 THE N0W EXTINCT FATHER GRUB WEBBER WENDY WILL0W AND ABIDGAIL ARE ALL MAXWELL'S NEPHEWS SCP-2317 IS DEAD AND THE F0UNDATI0N IS BUILDING A SECOND 2000 0N T0P 0F IT'S C0RPSE THE MOON LORD AND CTHULHU WERE ENEMIES RICHARD'S LAST NAME IS C0LEMAN ENDERMAN NAMES ARE THE SOUNDS 0F PSI0NIC ENERGY ECH0ING THR0UGH THEIR BRAINS...
And so, the Headcannoball impacts the Paradox Casino, releasing undiluted essences of truth and lunacy upon the clowns within.
Y then discards the hat, before taking out a small, green, crystalline sphere. He cracks the sphere like an egg, causing a large amount of llight-green liquid to pour out onto the Stardust Monolith. The liquid seems to quickly repair the Monolith, healing it.
Black Widow Staff 9/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2905-2 seed 2/X
Supermagnet Sphere 3/4
Wall of Chains 14/20
SCP-914-1:1 7/10
SCP-914-Coarse 7/10
00C: I've been away for a while now. Can you get me a quick recap?
If you were worried about OF, he's dead. I don't think you were gone too long actually, all that's really occured is the Paradox Casino...
14,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! 3,000 HP to the Stardust Monolith!
Collectionism 2/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 1/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 5/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 5/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: Oh my godmodder.
Golem: Crusher, you are terrıble at math.
Golem: Chara kılls about 4 entıtıes a turn and we're not about to outpace that. Well, unless we all suddenly forget how ABSOLUTELY STUPID DOING ONE-POST SUMMONS IS LIKE YOU.
Golem: Plus he has knıfe spawns.
Golem: And we're lıkely to get stopped at 3500, so that's another poınt...
Golem: Fıbsnake, you're terrıble at morals.
Golem: Attacking a poor defenseless child...
Golem: Okay, fıne, they're not exactly defenseless. Still, ıt's certainly poıntless and rude.
Golem: Attack their knıves ıf you really need something to attack...
Golem: So, Chara.
Golem: Given Uzı's story... Uh, feel free to contınue, Uzı...
Golem: I'm faırly certaın you never got Frısk's soul.
Golem: Or at least, thıs versıon of you.
Golem: Whıch leaves me with a questıon.
Golem: Is Frısk ın there?
Golem: I don't want to fıght you.
Golem: Despıte everything... ıt's stıll you.
UserZero uses chat to bypass the silly restriction of not having the time to really talk. Everything goes monochrome for some reason or another, a reason you suspect, this time, is laziness.
*UserZero: now, the loop i previously described? at this point it should be obvious so i'll say it, it broke chara, utterly. only my raw determination-a borrow from ME, not him-kept him going, against his actual will. *UserZero: my curse of obedience forced him to comply to my will. all the determination he could muster could never break it, for fear of me doing worse. shame he's so intrinsically linked to me. *UserZero: he could do anything to break the cycle, just watch himself do something pointless and painful again and again and again, over and over. seemed fitting. *UserZero: as for frisk? think he just kinda ollied outy of the equation at some point...i think at some point it just became chara in the guy's skin so his soul just left for-oh, i don't even know, who cares?! *UserZero: it's not frisk anymore. *UserZero: so, anyways, given that the monsters hadn't really proven any self-sufficient cognizance of the loops, imagine my surprise when the late fontface was pointing out how chara didn't come in like he used to. *UserZero: at the point where he was legitimately noticing stuff, i realized there might be a problem, like, he may actually start screwing with the loops I have made with the six souls. *UserZero: that's when I came into the picture, again. *UserZero: didn't really bother explaining the situation in much detail, sans figured most of it out on his own, as did flowey. it got violent, natch. *UserZero: they didn't do jack. *UserZero: asgore used his six souls to do something desperate, make a cut to a random dimension. flowey and sans hopped in. he pulled 'you won't be following them you demon!' on me. *UserZero: he died in like two seconds. lucky those souls remembered me as their savior. *UserZero: ain't getting used again, not by their indirect killer. *UserZero: with that, i just took chara and plumped him as my perfectly obedient gatekeeper. *UserZero: you can stop wasting your words. *UserZero: you won't negotiate with me, why bother making an exception now? *UserZero: chara doesn't have any ability to control anything, ergo why god complex is a thing. *UserZero: as for the curse, well, how are you going to break that? *UserZero: true, the symbol couldn't be too far from it, but do you know what it looks like?
UserZero, you can just tell, she's grinning. She's relishing this moment, eating it up. It appears saving chara will be considerably more difficult than you realized.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 1: XP 0/200,000
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Action: 2
Attack: I join the Moog City Sidequest with Talist and Hezetor because I have run out of ideas.
RP: Nah
The only Market 7/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 3/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 15/16
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 3/8
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will be return...
+1 to Toast, +2 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +3 from Hezetor +2 from Talist and Toast
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 12/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 12/16
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 1/? ???
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I chop pineapples into 4 6 sided PINEAPPLE DICE.
i then roll them because no creaivity found.
But then, suddenly, they explode. Tons of pineapple houses land on Richard. Of course, he easily dodges.
Then, suddenly, the Diner is flooded, as tons of Spongebob Expys emerge from the pineapple houses. They toss damage-dealing, armor ignoring, unedible pineapples at him. Upon being damaged or landing, they turn into more Pineapple houses which spew out more spongebobs.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8 bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Falls [9] Wright [7] Gambler's Gredideir [5] The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
46/50 Dog. Death. Annihilation. (3+ from Engie0
10/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
1/50 Dog.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to engie
Richard dodges as he is no longer in a Diner! The Terrain is Sandstorm as of Sandfall Ampersand's apperance! Ergo, he isn't where Spongebob is infinitely replicating!
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = The Book of All Adventure (Level 8: 1/9)
ng>The Mysteryman: ================================================== 29/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 28/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 18/50 (+1 from Cobalt)
The Hole: ================================================== 50/50 (+50 from Tazz, IN RESERVE)
I +3 Cobalt.
Sandfall Ampersand chooses its targets carefully. It uses In Memoriam and then controls The Innocent One and Squirrel Sniper. They both use Crux Conundrum on the Stardust Sentinel and the Information Robot, respectively. Ampersand curiously examines all the players. "What? You thought I was actually going to control you? I'm not capable of commanding the artifices of the Narrative and Conflict in such a raw state of power. Not yet."
The Scribe once again decides to teach Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. some lessons as to show him he has much more to understand from this world than his numerous PhDs would suggest. The Scribe locks Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. in a reinforced chair with divinium shackles and claps his hands twice, a monumentally huge cannonball descending from the ceiling. The Scribe speaks softly, the cannonball doing most of the talking as it is propelled at full force towards Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. "Inertia is a property of matter," the Scribe calmly recites. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr., who cannot get out of his chair, is hit square in the chest by the cannonball and is flung backwards as the cannonball keeps moving. However, due to the cannonball's velocity, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. is actually stuck on its surface, forced to move wherever the cannonball goes.
Floating eerily above the ground, the Scribe once again talks to Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr., this time shouting to be heard over the gusts of wind the cannonball is kicking up. "You see this hallway we're in?" Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. looks around, confirming he is indeed in a brick hallway with paintings flying by too fast to be recognized. "It's very long, you know! Long enough to wrap around the planet three or so times! And this cannonball right here isn't going anywhere! In fact, it's going to continually increase in velocity, bit by bit, until it reaches an extranormal velocity that you'll find to be quite scintillating. I'd explain further, but you'll soon experience it for yourself. Just keep in mind that the sound barrier is a thing that exists!" Then the Scribe stops flying, vanishing without a trace as the cannonball keeps hurtling through the air.
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. can barely withstand the extravagant forces being pushed on him as the cannonball continues onwards, reaching speeds that near the sound barrier. After several agonizing minutes that stretch on for far, far too long, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. suddenly experiences a large amount of drag as the cannonball's velocity explodes and a plume of air materializes behind the ball, a series of loud thunderclaps sounding shortly thereafter. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.'s head spins as the cannonball breaks the sound barrier and, although momentarily impeded, soon resumes its steady trek towards some unknown and undesirable terminal velocity.
Minutes pass. Then hours. The cannonball keeps increasing and increasing in speed, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. having long-since blacked out due to lack of oxygen. The cannonball's surface is sparking and flaming due to how fast it is moving through the air. It has exceeded supersonic speeds many times over, and is going so fast that it has made one complete loop around the world. The Scribe, sensing that the time has come for the coup de grace, includes a simple addition to the hallway - a booster pad that will sense when the cannonball passes over it and give it enough speed to travel at a rate of 186,000 miles every second. The Scribe quickly deploys this booster pad and evacuates the planet entirely.
Within seconds, the cannonball lurches through the hallway and over the booster pad, which lights up and makes the cannonball's surface sear with energy. The cannonball howls through the air at a much faster rate than the air itself can even move, ripping apart the fundamental resources that compose the atmosphere and the environment which is required for life. Unstable and quick to erupt, the air superheats into an ionized soup of plasma that stalks behind the cannonball and soon overtakes it. There is a massive plume of death as the hallway is blown apart entirely in a conflagration of relativistic awe. The cannonball is torn apart, and Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. is ejected from the chair at near-lightspeed. Wherever he goes, a trail of explosions on par to the first follow in his wake as he skids across the ground, creating a horrific maelstrom of energy.
The landscape is left in charred ruins blasted down to bedrock, with Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. in the middle, his body a smoking wreck. He is physically hurt, but not dangerously so, simply because he has way too much HP to be reasonable. Yet he is still down for the count. The Scribe grins, hoping he appreciated this lesson in relativity.
The Scribe walks up to the Godmodder, his cloak swishing in the wind. He chuckles. "Hm. I'd honestly like to know here. And I know this might be a ridiculous question, but... How were you able to take this from me?" The Scribe pulls out the Journal, emblazoned with the image of the scarred eye. "No one else can get their hands on that thing, and I meant that quite literally. They'd die if they tried." The Scribe puts his Journal away. "So how were you able to do it? And, uh, thanks for giving it back. I guess... You had my best interests in mind?"
The Man is currently busy and technically being brainwashed isn't breaking any rules here, so Sandfall Ampersand will do as you say and enjoy not being murdered pre-emptively. Given that God Complex is a stated Chara-killer...
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, first, reminds you that it is in fact 3 periods, not 4, and then gives you a thumbs up and loses 5 PhDs.
Richard beams at the idea of you internally calling him the Godmodder, and also, your confusion. Clearly he likes every opportunity to boast.
Godmodder477: I didn't need to get my hands on it.
Godmodder477: Simple trick, switching a place in my inventory with yours.
Godmodder477: Hammerspace isn't touching anything, so, no hands.
Godmodder477: Yeah, don't mention it. We need all the edge we can get in this war. Godmodder477: I mean, step back and appreciate this sheer carnage for a second. Godmodder477: There hasn't been anything this crazy since the Psi Wars, and I was there for that!
Godmodder477: ...Half of it, anyways. And just a spectator. But I was there. It got intense.
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (13/13)
Mammon's Spoon: A silver spoon infused with the power of greed and wealth. The spoon attracts wealth to its owner and is also able to manipulate greed in others. Slightly warm to the touch.
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (10/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (6/13)
Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (1/13 probably)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (39/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (7/50)
Project M15-%appdata% (16/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I summon Microsoft Sam, who proceeds to fire his Golden ROFL-47 at Chara's Knife Clusters before disappearing.
Walker quickly casts another stack of Fortification over to Joshua, who nods in appreciation to her, taking a moment to note that that should be about a 50% damage reduction without factoring in the boost from the Second Gateway. Then, the two notice that the charge is ready.
Walker holds out her sword, letting the power of the 50 post charge slowly merge into the very existence of the blade, shimmering with raw power, untamed and ripe for usage. Indeed, this power... it is not one like most other powers. This one seems to draw from similar origins as the OP Scale itself, a limiting factor imposed on another being in the interest of balance. Oh, she knows exactly what she's going to do with this, noticing the Paradox Casino out of the corner of one eye... She turns to it, closing her eyes and focusing the power in her sword, the outline of a katana briefly shimmering into view, as empty and as powerful as the void itself. When she opens her eyes again, what can only be described as the non-embodiment of pure nothingness is what has taken it's place there. Slowly, surely, she advances on the Paradox Casino. A few unlucky beings who try to get in her way end up being just... nothing'd. It's as if they never existed. Other forces join in, a quick competition building up to see if anyone can stop Walker from doing whatever it is she plans on doing. All of the attempts fail. It's like anything that gets close just gets recon'd away.
Soon, she stops, right outside the casino, and stares blankly at it with those eyes of nothingness. Slowly, she raises the sword above her head, then steps forth and brings it down, a tremendously large ghostly sword echoing downwards from the heavens blade-first, slamming into the casino with enough force to shatter the entire building, clean into fragments. Those who want the casino to work out are horrified at the thought of it being nope'd on it's first turn here, and quickly move to rebuild it back to former glory. While they succeed, there's something wrong...
And then, what Walker did is revealed. She didn't go for the health bar. Heh. Nothing as simple as that. Instead...
She hit the casino so hard that it has forever lost it's Double Action.
Naturally, it's likely some of the power spilled over into the health bar, if any of it even remained after being used to effectively cut the damage output of the Paradox Casino in half... although, it's just as likely that ALL of it got used up in something that I kind of doubt has ever been tried before. And it's trying things that nobody else has, that kind of innovation, that sparking of something NEW... THAT is what Creativity is truly about. You wanted creativeness? Here you go.
TLDR: 50 post charge used to permanently disable the Casino's double action passive.
While it's double actions at the least, it's quite clear that nevertheless you have utterly destroyed the double-action! The clowns within get a bit peeved from what little you can hear-and by peeved I mean they're booing you like some poor actor. Jokefkera (who's name was briefly confused with Jokefker, that's someone totally different), as well as the jester person who you can now blatantly identify as Dimentio (what with the mask-like face, Raymanian Limbs, and the yellow-purple cloak), appear out front to lead in it.
Joker: Now you're just a complete drag!
Kefka: Such a fun-killer!
Dimentio: You, my uninspired swordsperson, are hardly pleasing crowds here! Your act of splitting two loving actions in twain like splitting cucumbers is for naught, however! Nothing stops the will of the Red and the Black!
Hey, wait a minute! I thought I had made clear that the Black is-
Dimentio: Did the man-slash-mythological aqua equidae graduate from Idioto's College for Utter Morons with full honors and a Ph.D in being clueless?
Dimentio: You should know better than to assume a bevy of walls to stop the fictional and nonfictional would stop anything and anyone from knowing about things that are completely incompatible with the current canon!
Dimentio: With walls so flimsy and so often seen through, the REAL question is why we haven't seen anyone from nonfiction enter here in truth, and not through 'surprised' author avatars?
Dimentio: Quite clearly half of you, who would otherwise be enticed as the tiger to the t-bone, are only evading our glorious miracles because of the threat of the very same being!
Dimentio: In any case, the real question, or as real as it gets is, who cares?!
Dimentio: Certainly not me, nor really anyone here! The Red is the only one who we can directly commune with, so his will is also the Black's will! The two mirthful messiahs! They are and aren't!
...Why does that somehow make perfect sense and none at all?
Dimentio: Why, sacred logic, of course!
Dimentio: It must and must not contradict! Like the eternal argument of YouTube commentary!
...Dimentio! Just when you think he couldn't possibly get weirder.
Nyarlathotep calls out from the Battlefield to those who serve him,
The Crawling Chaos 50/50 expended.
The Cultists are summoned, but not onto the Battlefield, they are summoned beyond the Wall.
5 Cult Leaders,
The Servant of the Beast
The High Priest of the Black Pharaoh
The Patriarch of the Church of Starry Wisdom
The Tall Man
The Mi-go Ambassador
A psionic voice can be heard by all those who pay close enough attention
Well done my faithful servants, go and do what needs to be done.
The Cult Leaders spread going to the farthest reaches of players to spread their truth.
The Outer God glances at Ampersand with a knowing look, he puts a finger to where his mouth should have been.
Love what your doing with the place.
Nyarlathotep then flings a hand of explosive playing cards, sending rubble flying from the Casino in the ensuing fireball.
Full House, looks like I take the pot.
====\The Lowdown/====
The Cult Leaders each are unique entities but for now are functionally similar, they both provide a great effort to counteracting UserZero and her godmodders' influence by spreading the news of their deeds(as well as spreading the Gospel of the Faceless God) as well as providing Nyarlathotep assistance safe from the Battlefield, each of them have their own skill which will be unlocked by an entity charge, looking like this
The Servant of the Beast: ==========
The High Priest of the Black Pharaoh: ==========
The Patriarch of the Church of Starry Wisdom: ==========
The Tall Man: ==========
The Mi-go Ambassador: =========
They each only gain one ability from summoning a cultist every [blank] turns to giving entities higher dodge chance by knowing the future to giving entities a limited ammo weapon.
Each of them can be fought, but... they appear to be hard to track down.
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 43/50
Deal with an Outer God : 44/50
Heheheh 4/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 4/11
I don't quite get that. They're...Summoned?
5,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! Casino burned! Dimentio doesn't seem too phased, at least.
Dimentio: Ahahah! Marvelous! The Chaos, majestic like a Black Friday Shopping Mall!
A light comes on from the control panel, and... that's it. I intone that this also will be important to what is about to happen. I leisurely walk over to my next stop, a traffic light. It's a standard, ordinary traffic light, hanging in mid-air from absolutely nothing. Right now, it's... red. I stop and stare. Keep staring, glance over at my watch every now again, getting continuously more annoyed. Once this stupid thing turns green, then things can really start, but this stupid light always takes so long to turn...
OOC: Sorry for disappearing for so long! Internet decided to throw a tantrum.
END OF OOC----------------------------
Fanta suddenly snapped out of whatever daydream land she was in and took a quick look around at the battlefield, noticing that something was a bit... different.
'Is... Is that a casino?'
Somehow, she didn't notice the death and chaos around her - Casinos are much more important, apparently...
Speaking of which, the teen decided to go investigate the building by getting a bit closer.
~CHARGES:~
???????: 2/20
It is a chaotic maelstrom of paradox, madness and death, with anyone getting too close getting electrocuted at the very least. It's garish, obnoxiously loud with honking, and there's two/three complete gorillas stationed close to a hole made.
Fraissa receives the message from Crusher. Sans? Is that the skeleton that just died? I believe that the dead undead will not help us in this situation. Though you may have meant for me to prevent him from dying. Again.
More ridiculous things that is capable of mass murder? I have no idea what is going on. Fraissa says as the Paradox Casino appears.
She teleports to get close to it, and then she closes her eyes. Slowly, she raises her hands, and creates a few elementals. Then, she slowly points to the casino, and the elementals attacks it. Punching it with their energy fists. She opens her eyes, and the elementals vanishes.
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Charge:
Total Assists: +6 from Crusher.
5/50 (+2'd): Wielder of the Crystal's Staff
5/50 (+2'd): Secret
5/20 (+2'd): Thunderbat
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Alchemy:
Nature Elemental Essence && Wooden Stick = Tazz shall decide. 1/5.
(This is how Alchemization works, right?)
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+1 to Piono, +1 to Crusher, +1 to Crystalcat
Mostly because if we did dogscape, someone would just nuke it before it became anything.
Hmmmm.....
Ah. Here we go.
A Genesis portal spawns on the N side of the battlefield. From it, a dog emerges.
The Genesis Dog.
[N-DOG] Genesis Dog 45/45 0 Armor. 1 regen. Double action. Giving a 1+ grants a Stock, Machine Part or Bullet (functions same as bomb, requires a 2+ to be granted or for a gun alchemy with high level than 5, in which case, 1+ needed)
Shopkeeper dog with great buffs that gains power over time.
Obviously under my command.
Dog Power: 0/100. Used to summon entity's. Gain 1 per 10000 damage dealt. 1 dog power = 1,500 HP and 100 attack. Gain 4 per round.
Passives:
Marked Of Dog. Inflicts 1 stack of mark of dog per 20000 damage. 5 stacks turns the target into a dog on death, 10 deals massive damage. Does not decay while the lord of Dog is alive.
Extreme Annoyance: Inflicts weak annoying status effects, but chance to do so is much higher.
Shopkeeper. Can be 1+'ed, allowing the dog to take an action using Machine Parts, Stock, or Bullets/bombs to the 1'ers benefit.
Endorsed by Battlefury: Every 2+ to Battlefury will earn either a stock or machine parts. A 3+ can become a bomb, but this can only be done once, because engie is damaging enough without having a free 20k damage per post. And by done once, we mean per round.
Special:
Rapid Redoggening: Heal self, and add two regen. Adds one armor for that turn only. Healing power increased due to inability to target others. |||
Dogsong. Give attack up and defense up. Lasts two rounds after use. (minicrits, 2 armor) ||||
Doggening: Provides strong stat increases. (1+ armor, or 5+ hp and 10 healing, or crit chance increase choice) |||||
Second Dog: Give 4 entitys double action, and heal 10% HP, as well as clear debuffs. |||||||
Drain Of Dog: Gives two entitys two stacks of Drain of Dog (Entity deals reduced damage, 2+ added to Dog Power per turn, 2500 healing. Note that is all per stack.) |||||
Oh No, The Dogmanity: Stun 5 targets, gain 20 dog power, and 20 healing. Healing goes into overheal at a 2-1 rate. ||||||||||
Dog Up: Targets attack will crit this round. Only works for first action. |.
Stock. Give a "stock", an item used for certain attacks. |. No action needed, unless Reload or Machinery is used.
Reload: || Reload the dogs gun. No action needed, unless Stock or Machinery is used. Pistol cannot be fired the round it is used.
Machinery: Add a machine part. | No action needed, unless Stock or Reload is used.
Attacks:
Charge Up: 1+ targets charge.
Speed up. Target takes first action.
Defense Up: 20% damage reduction for three attacks, or 2 armor for two attacks.
Random Crits
Takes two action. Target's action crits.
Attack up. Next attack for target minicrits.
Healing. Pretty obvious. Per 1+, do a weakened version of this to a random entity on the 1+'ers faction.
Doghead: Deal light. damage to a target. Undodgeable
Dogbeam: Wand. Fires a beam that does light damage to three targets. Also deals light damage.
Doggun: Fires a bullet that deals a massive amount of damage. Requires reload to be used prior to the attack.
Things Requiring Stock/Machine Parts
It has three actions for this only. It will only use one on it's own, and the other two actions are reserved for shopers.
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
Sunder: 38/50 : ================================================== (+37 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
A shadowy pool forms in the ground, making a small droning sound. Rising out of it was a figure who was as black as the tar-like pool. Slowly, they regained their color, revealing it to be Bomber. His knees buckle under him as he collapses to the ground. Bomber slowly stood up, shaking a little. The nightmare... it was finally over. It truly had felt like nothing he had ever experienced before. It was like dying.... no. He had experienced "death" a few times before, and it could be considered more of an inconvenience than anything. This. This was the first time Bomber truly felt he was going to die.
And even worse, nothing changed.
What he had hoped to achieve through Omega Flowey caused a catastrophe. That little weed had betrayed him. He betrayed all of them. Flowey had wormed his way into their minds, saying exactly what they wanted to hear. Bomber clenched his teeth at the thought of being manipulated, before exhaling loudly. This setback would not be the end. Dusting himself off, he took another deep breath. It was time to get back to work once again, and this time it will be different.
The battlefield has changed a lot since he left.. On one end was a murder-happy child. At least, only a fool would assume they were merely a genocidal child. Bomber knew they were something much more. Off to the side was a casino populated by clowns and clown-related weirdos. A veritable clown cultist meeting it was! Those guys from the Dark Carnival always freaked him out, and the idea of deliberately causing paradoxes was insane. They are probably one of the only groups Bomber refuses to do business with.
First things first, however, Bomber decided it was time to descend to the field. A shadowy aura surrounds him as small, black wasps seem to materialize from thin air in the area. They swarm in a thin cloud around Bomber. Yes, they were the LABORER WASPS, ready to collect ANTE MATTER from the suffering of others for their dark purpose. However, the presence of the wasp swarm seemed to remove his invulnerability. A trade-off for the sheer potential of ante matter.
Now, however, it was time to make another call.
"Hey Gula, gonna need your assistance for something again. I knew it was going to happen at some point, but it seems the Dark Carnival has shown up with their entourage of depraved cultists."
"Oh man, it'$ b££n a whil£ $in¢£ you la$t ¢all£d! How'v£ you b££n?"
Bomber rubbed his temples with his left hand. "Now is not the best time for small talk, Gula."
"H£h, $orry. Anyway, whaddya n££d?"
He turns to look over at the garish casino in the distance. "A little bit of sabotage. Particularly involving the slot machines. Think you can handle it?"
Bomber could practically hear the sound of a cash register through the speaker. "₩hy didn't you $ay $o $oon£r? Thi$ will b£ a$ £a$y a$ pi£!"
It wasn't long before Gula arrived after the call, appearing in a similar fashion as Bomber. The demon was extremely short and stout, with oil-colored skin and beady yellow eyes. Most of his face was a massive maw full of sharp teeth. Between Gula's short horns was a miniature safe that rested on his head, defying physics by always maintaining a perfect balance. Gula was as well-dressed as Bomber, wearing a suit that fit his diminutive stature.
Somehow, Gula managed to speak coherently without any lips.
((By the way, this attack is FOCUSED.))
Bomber explained the plan to his coworker. The first step was to create a massive distraction, which should be easy enough. Step two was the more difficult part, and was where Gula came into play. It involved sneaking into the clown-infested casino (which will be slightly less clown-infested after the aforementioned distraction) and overloading all of the slots, causing them to give too much payout. The casino will lose a lot of money in a short amount of time, and thus (with the application of troll logic) damage the business in a quite literal way. Nodding as much as he could - considering his head was part of his body - Gula disappeared in a puff of smoke, awaiting the signal.
Lighting a cigar, Bomber teleported to the treeline below the Paradox Casino's west side.. Holding up a pair of binoculars, he up. It was hard to see through the tornado, but he spotted a security camera wearing a tiny jester hat that watched over the area. To maintain the element of surprise, he would have to neutralize it first. Bomber lowered the binoculars and snapped his left fingers. A devilite promptly appeared in a puff of smoke to his left. After some brief explanation, it disappeared again. After a few moments, it returned, carrying a vial full of crawling insects. They were actually simple-minded demonic creatures that loved nothing more than to devour wood and metal. Sending the jar through a portal, it exited through another portal and shattered atop the camera, covering it in demonic mites. They quickly ate their way into the circuitry, causing the camera to shut down.
Now was his chance. Leaving cover, he flew up to the side of the building. Bomber pulled an explosive charge out of hammerspace and placed it on the wall. It was another volatile Pyrotheum Bomb. With the charge set, he rushed back to the cover and watched on with earnest. The air was perfectly still, and after what felt like an eternity, the bomb violently exploded. Much of the west half of the casino was now an open hole to the inside. Flaming debris was sent flying in all directions as the pyrotheum reacted violently with open air and just about everything else. Parts of the countryside were set on fire from the burning wreckage. Bomber cracked a huge smile and waited for Gula to get to work.
Inside the casino was utter chaos; and not the kind the clown cultists were accustomed to. One of the walls, numerous slot machines, and a Faygo fountain were destroyed in a massive explosion. Fire threatens to damage more of the casino. The roaring blaze fills the air with dense smoke quickly. A few stoned patrons try to put out the fire with their bottles of Faygo, which was really a lost cause. Gula appeared inside, able to avoid attention due to both the distraction and his small size. A few clown cultists in especially offensive clothes rush by. Gula assumed they were higher ranked members of the Dark Carnival. Obviously, Bomber's distraction was working excellently.
Weaving his way through the rows of slot machines, Gula was able to easily get past the few patrons who didn't acknowledge the explosion; mostly because they were too busy being as high as kites. To be honest, Gula found himself pretty tempted to start spinning some slots. A lot of money could be made off of those things, so maybe one spin wouldn't hurt. He began to reach toward an empty slot machine with one hand. Slapping that hand down with the other hand, he continued onward towards the center of the casino.
It was clearly a heavily guarded area, monitored 24/7 by some heavily armed Greater Jesters. This area seemed to be where all the power was accumulating, and additionally where all of the slot machines were hooked up to. The Greater Jesters don't seem to have budged from their spot in reaction to the explosion. On top of that, they aren't under the influence of drugs at all. They were the real deal; focused and bloodthirsty. He would need to think of another way to distract them. Looking around, Gula found a shelf full of Faygo a few rows over. That would do just nicely.
Quickly, Gula consumed as much of the drink as he could. He tried his best not to retch at the hedonistic beverage's taste as he continued to ingest it. Twelve bottles and a few different flavors later, Gula had enough of the drink. It was one of the few times Gula felt like he consumed too much of something, though it was only because of how much he despised Faygo. Already he could feel it gurgling inside of him, and he knew it was time for the distraction. The foreboding sounds became louder, and Gula knew he had to hurry.
Making a mad dash toward the center of the casino, he choked back a torrent. Sliding around the corner, Gula saw the hulking cronies glare down at him. Unable to hold it back any longer, the demon let forth a beam of rainbow liquid. The Greater Jesters were launched backward from the sheer force of the disgusting blast. The floor was covered in various flavors of partially-digested Faygo. There was no way they were ever going to get this out of their 80s arcade carpet. All of the Greater Jesters were knocked out, lying in pools of the terrible soda. Gula coughed as the last bits of bile sputtered out of his mouth. That was probably one of the most unpleasant food-related experiences he has had.
Seizing the opportunity, he rushed to the control panel for all of the slot machines. He had no hacking ability, but a bit of currency magic would do just the trick. Glowing with golden energy, he jumped up and slammed his palms on the control panel. A golden pulse covered the entire casino. Suddenly, one of the slot machines gave out a Jackpot, creating a joyous ringing accompanied by some honks. And then another machine did that, and then another. The casino was slowly filled with a rancorous uproar as Jackpot after Jackpot was handed out to all of the patrons. The floor was covered in coins, which all of the clown patrons tried to stuff into their pockets as fast as they could. Gula looked and saw the central tower for the Paradox Casino seemed to grow weaker as the business quickly lost almost all of its money in a few minutes. Some of the higher-ups took to kicking out patrons (quite literally) because they were winning too much. They did that about fifteen times before they realized that they would have to kick out just about everyone. Amidst the confusion and honking, Gula made his escape, diving out of the hole in the side of the casino dramatically.
Back on the ground, Bomber welcomed Gula back.
"Excellent work out there! Just like old times, eh?"
"Aw y£ah! ₩£ r£ally ¢au$£d a lot oƒ ¢hao$ in th£r£, and now th£y hav£ lo$t almo$t all th£ir mon£y!"
Bomber's smile faltered when he got a good whiff of something most foul. "What in the world is that smell?" Gula panicked. "Idunnogu£$itwillr£mainamy$t£ryby£!" The demon quickly disappeared into a portal in a hurry, leaving Bomber behind in his confusion.
Souls: 3
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 8/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 7/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 7/16)
The Paradox Casino floods with money, taking 30,000 damage!...Wait, that's not money. That's green goop. And what's all that in the green goop? Most of it is gold, but, really, what's with the-
Joker: Ah, you think you can bankrupt us? Kefka: You can't lose on the slots! It only generates Paradox Energies! Joker: The House ALWAYS wins! And so do the players! Kefka: Best business in this wretched existence I know, by far! Ahahah!
Ugh...Welp.
-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#constantsandvariables
A massive dust cloud covers all sight of UserZero as mass chaos rampages within the darkness. No-one can tell the outcome of who will get the Golden Aster, if any.
Suddenly, a group of people falls back! It appears the Vines have stopped several attacks cold...Five remain uncertain, however: Pionoplayer, Jyanpu, Crystalcat, Star, and Irecreeper! The rest fall back, unaware of the ongoing madness.
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Then, something happens. The Man, sputtering and coughing, having issues with the dirt all up in his throat, collapses, sword-less. He vanishes into the ether, but the look on his face is rage, and shame. He stares at Chara for a bit before vanishing into the ether, presumably to stop any further idiodicy against the Innocent one. Captain Falcon frowns, that's Star out of the equation. It appears the sudden target shift caught him off-guard...
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Then, something happens. A monitor, cracked and frozen on a single image, is smashed to the ground. It's broken and the echo of distorted laughter still rings. Richard looks mildly confused as to why that's his very-poorly rendered face on the screen. The Sleuth promptly ascends several rungs in the NaCladder to become Hyper-Ultra-Super Megagod of Absolute Saltue. That's the third time he's been denied a spoil now...
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Then, something happens. The King of All Elements, now back to his more standardized form, is sent backwards, as is the OP King. He says no words, hastily trying to forget that happened, but it is VERY clear that SOMETHING went wrong in that attack. Then again, has brute force EVER won the day against UserZero? Perhaps, more surprising, must be the Vines, for managing to presumably withold such an assault, but who knows? Perhaps some unfortunate soul was mistaken for her in the chaos.
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Time stretches onwards. Agony is all that is known. The newest of newcomers and a veteran and First Guardian (that was, is and/or to be) stand shoulder-to-shoulder, tension painted on their faces. Who's attack pierced the vines, and who's attack is left wanting?
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Then, something happens.
Out from the dust cloud, Uncle Grandpa walks out. He looks like a demonic chicken was shoved directly down his pipe-it appears that he unintentionally took the brunt of quite a bit of friendly fire. His expression shows a lot of teeth but no-one can tell if he's smiling or frowning due to that chicken.
Slowly, painfully, he manages to drag his arm out, for the first time in a long time experiencing some serious pain. From his arm, his hand, balled in a fist, extends a thumb outwards.
Its direction tells Crystal everything he would need to know about the success of his attack.
It points towards the earth.
Down, in other words.
"So, don't behead UserZero. Ever."
Uncle Grandpa falls, completely unconscious, along with a sudden horde of people who have a distinct lack of spine and a half-obliterated Colosson, while Jyanpu stares at the now-visible UserZero, the littlest dirt block that could stuck directly into her head, perfectly intact, a pile of viscera and a goldenrod glowing 4, scythe and all, at her feet.
2 damage to UserZero!
UserZero's extreme godmodding energies flare up like a nuclear furnace, incinerating the vines within a yellow fire that makes everyone flinch. It looks like there will be no forward bonus for that blow. The Dirt block wedged into her head melts off, fixing the apparent wound immediately, but the damage has been dealt and her face says it all-rage, the pure pit of rage she is and probably has been for a while, and will probably continue to be. Rage, at the indignities she has suffered, worse and worse every passing moment. Rage, absolute rage.
Then, as if you had suddenly skipped some kind of scene on a television, UserZero is suddenly doing her rather usual cool collected smirk, with no fire, no heat, no nothing, as if this was all standard, the Golden Aster at Jyanpu's feet for his impressive feat of creativity.
After all, when people think Godmodder-damaging attacks, who thinks of a dirt block?
UserZero just stares, her facade of calmness horrific in its own right, as the 4 shuffles into the Pro-Zero lines, scythe ready.
*UserZero: well, i got this thing out of the equation, so that's that!
*UserZero: life is good, amirite?
A massive wave of lag ensures while your combined saltiness nearly kills all life within a considerable distance from spawn. UserZero rolls it back immediately in a more genuine good mood, pleased that you people, at least, are equally insulted by the gesture. How this happened is anyone's guess, though you guess that forces behind an infinite amount of walls may have had quite a few reasons, and hopefully good ones. Or a very cheap sense of humor.
Before anyone asks, those were not in order of elimination. Those were maximized for dramatic effect. In any case, all four non-victorious finalists gain +5 as compensation.
Jyanpu, possibly confused, accepts the Golden Aster. It's either that or let it go to waste-Spoils bind to their owners in mysterious, permanent ways.
Meanwhile, the Paradox Casino gets to work, despite the lag still meaning that I haven't recorded other entity damages at this point. Sue me, we need progress! It first rolls for the most important of their many sacred rituals within, that is to say, Paradox Generation. They roll a 9 for how many, and then on the Paradoxes themselves, created by them and destroyed by UserZero within .00000000000000002 seconds each, they roll, in order: 494! 926! 5100! 1018! 4662! 6818! 3565! 6361! and 831! Small reminder: This is all from the perspective of the Casino...So the House isn't winning.
Two waves of Paradox energy-the dying lashes of their owners-strike Talist's merry band of misfits, all direct to the head! Except sweet, precious Gail, for whom that would probably rend all forms of speech impossible forever. She just gets shot in the leg instead. This doesn't detract from a total of 10 damage! A pebble then falls on Walker, directly upon some exposed critical component and snapping it a bit, doing an armor-ignoring 1 damage.
The rest of it, however...Well, the Paradox Casino's lavishness was at the expense of Paradox Protection they didn't really care about to begin with.
Two more waves of Paradox Energy flow out, then rebound on their users, slamming the Casino for a total of 40,000 damage! Then, the real fun begins (for us), and UserZero hands out Pretzels freely to watch the carnage.
*UserZero: gotta love it when their paradoxes backfire.
First, a hideous glitch Pokemon appears! And if you think this is like Missingno then you're wrong, this is like a horrible Frankenstein-style monstrosity, with several legends stitched together in a monstrosity that is absolutely teeming with Corruption! It immediately barges into the Casino, wielding combinations of moves to spray corruption all over the place like a water park for eldritch abominations! The Clowns, recoiling at the use of a sacred element of Void, rush to kill it before it does any MORE damage, but almost as soon as they mobilize, it teleports back outside and slips into the GS lines, wherein one of its many heads notices one of the GS redshirts, and extends a Palkia hand for fistbumping.. The Redshirt VERY reluctantly fistbump's back. Frankenstein's Pokemon summoned, with an opening 30,000 damage to the Casino!
Then, just as reparations are underway, they are accosted by...Oh good grief not this jerk again. Omega Flowey, THAT jerk to be precise. Or at least, his former Monitor, which may actually be acting independently. You suddenly realize that never really got killed, so this actually makes perfect sense, or at least, more than typical for Paradoxes. The face on the screen opens its mouth wide and laughs a malevolent, mean, menacing laugh, devoid of all humor, instead that of triumph and mockery.
The display switches to that of a massive cartoon bomb, complete with fuse, Wario-Ware style. I have no idea what that'll do when it goes down, but it's apparently going to do it in 5 turns to the entire Hostile faction!
The Clowns ignore it, as right now it's not killing them. They have more important things to worry about, like suddenly having Haruhi Suzumiya crash the party with literally no warning whatsoever. And unfortunately, this is specifically her Pantheonic incarnation that anyone who's played TvTropes may, slightly, be familiar with. The Pantheon do not appreciate the clowns, and Haruhi has adequate reason to believe that she might have just been kidnapped.
I have politely been requested to not describe the rest of the scene until her departure, whereupon I may reveal that Haruhi escaped, but not without making enough ruckus to deal 100,000 damage to the Casino and probably invoking some horrible wrath on them later. Who even knows. Not me.
Dimentio: Well, that's eight of nine. Now, the worst of all! Brace yourselves!
...An inexplicable status effect adds itself to the Paradox Casino. 'Screwed.' It lasts for 3 turns. it appears to do nothing to it whenever it loses stacks, and will not do so now.
Dimentio:...And thus we recieve an Anticlimax, like the tabby cat at the midnight roof barbeque! That was a letdown. Though I expect greater of it when it shows its true effects.
Dimentio: Ah well! Our other duty, immediately! Merrymake, and let us paint the town in rainbows!
They proceed to roll for their statistical advantages next round, their number of attacks and their damage. In order: 8, 6, and 10! It appears they've made up for their bad Paradox luck! The Casino cannot hit lethal this turn; all damage, from any source, will not function if it would mean the Casino (from this point onward) would receive more than 200,000 damage in that one turn! Status conditions cannot be inflicted upon it during this time. with that out of the way, it proceeds to start spinning even faster, creating a whirling circle of Paradox Energies that, suddenly, just kind of 'fall' right off the Casino and onto the ground, spinning into multiple entities! The Defense Core, Leona, the Radar Overseer and the Stardust Sentinel take 40,000 damage! ConsumerOfAll takes 5 damage, -5 from armor...I'm not sure how this cleanly operates for your abilities, but those random generating things are USUALLY positive even at low numbers (though you can ban yourself from extra actions now, please).
Finally, it randomly rolls for bonus charge! On a D6, it rolls a 3! This gives it a bonus +1.
For the sake of your sanity, Ampersand's transformation is done now BUT his new terrain doesn't kick in until the START of next turn. It's been a while. Speaking of which, Ampersand doesn't bother counterattacking Consumer as the damage would be lower than what her armor would be, and as said, he's seen this all before.
The Innocent One uses Banishment! As stated, he banishes himself, never to return. Ampersand would get salty but he's seen this all before, and will simply pick two different victims to use as his puppets this turn instead. The newly-summoned Frankenstein's Pokemon and the pre-existing Prototype 2 suddenly are overcome with murderous intentions, and use Crux Conundrum on, respectively, the Stardust Sentinel and the Information Robot! The Frankenstein's Pokemon is strong enough to outright kill the Sentinel with this attack, gaining Enlightenment, while Prototype 2 uselessly does 5,000 damage to the Information Robot, though still locks it in. This, noteworthily, wastes their actions this turn. Ampersand himself then uses In Memoriam, smacking Leona and the Weapons Core for 7,000 damage and giving them both Radiation and Curse, but also critting them! Except, Leona is powered by a Sun, which is a massive nuclear reactor in effect, which means this merely makes her crit for 2 turns instead, but she's still cursed. The Genesis Dog uses Doghead two times after arriving a bit late, dealing 10,000 damage to the Paradox Casino and destroying 1 Knife Cluster. A lot of balance edits were made: It no longer has Random Crits, it does not gain extra actions to get consumer orders in (so if you get something you may be put on a backlist), its Attack Up requires both actions, and it's gaining of stock and machine parts with charges has turned into a passive instead wherein it gets one stock in one turn and a machine part in the other, for sake of simplicity. Also, a Level 3 Dispenser specifically gives minicrits to one entity of the 3 picked. Oh, and because mechanically having Player HP didn't really accomplish anything I've changed that up for sake of our sanity.
The GM is still flailing to get back into the swing of things but he's trying.
The Avenger's troops just unload into the Paradox Casino, and all the basic attacks of everyone except the Redshirts hit for a grand total of 12,000 damage, plus extending the Casino's burn by a turn! Scientific Progression unlocks the Psionic's Mind Control! It has a high failure chance but can change the action of any entity it's used on! The Schrodinger's Ultron rolls a 57 on D100 where 51 or higher passes, and naturally passes, dealing 10,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!
Ultra Greed's bill comes to $1.35 as he buys both Bumbo and Investment, bringing him down to 15 pennies! He then uses Bling Volcano, nailing the Paradox Casino for a critted 45,000 damage, before the splash hits 3 Knife Clusters and destroys them all! Leicteron hastily primes a GS matter! Captain Falcon unleashes his Falcon Punch! Because it's such a hideously huge charge and entity damage just took a buff, well, let's say Fortification was a nice try on Engie's part. Joshua is sent into the wall at 3000 blocks he's hit so hard and presumably dies there, having taken a whopping 100,000 damage, which even with fortification was more than enough damage to kill him. Leona just bashes the RSM Information Robot for 10,000 damage, Crit and Curse cancelling out.
The Radar Overseer uses EAS Tones Cannon! By popular demand, it hits its counterpart the Information Robot with a massive wave of the most absolutely ear-obliterating EAS tones known to mankind! It takes 50,000 damage to its armor! It then takes 15,000 damage in retaliation because of Crux Conundrum. The A.I. Shell Salvation's Agility Core uses Rocket Flight, gaining 33% Dodge for until the next round (would have been handy earlier) and dealing 40,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! The Weapons Core uses Railgun Sniper Rifle...On Joshua's Corpse, miles away. Though, you get the funny feeling it may have actually hit something else before then, being such a distance...The Defense Core uses Repair Sequence, targeting the Agility Core and restoring a grand total of 1,000 HP. The Informant kills off another Knife Cluster with his Assault Rifle!
Talist regens!
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr uses Peppershaker! He proceeds to pull out quite an unnerving amount of (radiated) cans of Dr. Pepper from an inexplicable pocket! He then brings out multiple cannons fitted just for them, and just waits a second as the war itself does all the shaking for him! He then fires, brining about a massive deluge of Radiated Dr. Pepper everywhere! Every AZ except Leona (deliberately avoided!) is Radiated for 1 turn! The Information Robot fires it's Highway Cascade at the Paradox Casino, lovingly described by ConsumerOfAll. The Casino takes 50,000 damage from the assault!
Engie and Consumer take 2 damage from Radiation!
Chara's Knife Clusters gain 14 extra members and Chara +2s his spawnrate! Before they can act, 4 of them die from Radiation, leaving 8! They just swarm the Avenger and deal 80,000 damage to it! Glitch procs, bringing down Integrity by 5%, and then triggering the Integrity Roll...86 is a pass. The Shield of Murderous Intent struggles to regen against the radiation! Chara himself then acts. Leona, the Defense Core of the Salvation, the Prototype 2 and the Radar Overseer all die! the Radar Overseer's detonation wrecks havoc on AZ lines, dealing an armor-piercing, dodge-ignoring 10,000/3 damage to everything! The Prototype 2's blue-screening has an odd side-effect...Anomaly: Failure summoned! It's hostile! Chara's destructive aura then takes effect, slaughtering the non-new Redshirts and dealing 1,000 damage to everything! But we know something now-we just have to either hold out until God Complex (meaning meatshielding Ampersand for dear life) or figuring out what form the curse takes and disrupting it!
EXOS +1s all GS players!
The Godmodder +2s Ire, Piono and Crystal, before throwing himself directly at the Paradox Casino in a full-body tackle! He deals 50,000 damage direct!
UserZero +4s her whole faction but isn't doing anything else, requiring her whole action to be freed of her prior predicament!
*UserZero: this is going on too long...might miss a deadline here.
*UserZero: tell ya what, i'll start just tossing every boss i have at you one-after-the-other, gatekeepers included, if you want.
*UserZero: obviously would speed things along...
That is an...Interesting offer. Would probably require group agreement.
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!) (Star ready! Talist ready! One more player needed!)
[ALL]: Destroy the Paradox Casino! Its paradox generation is absurd!
[ALL]: Consider UserZero's offer of Boss-Rushing! 2 turns left to vote! (0/15 for)
[GS]: De-corrupt Crusher's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Find out how to destroy Chara! His damage potential is ridiculous!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: De-corrupt Star's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[AZ]: Find out how to destroy Chara! His damage potential is ridiculous!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Defend Chara! His Offensive potential is just what you need to turn this situation around!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 20 celcius (does not proc this turn), adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn.
Weather: Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%.
[???] Monitor: 499,000/500,000 HP. Aimed at Hostiles! Time's Up: IIIII
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 362,718/834,718 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Threshold: 0/200,000 HP. Burned: II Screwed: III Jackpot: IIIIIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 228,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III. God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. IMPORTANT NOTE: God Complex can deal with Chara!
[N] Genesis Dog: 179,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 2. Machines: 1. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II
[GS] The Avenger: 114,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 8/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 8/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 8/10 HP x2. Mind Control: IIII Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 6/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 18,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 2/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[GS] Frankenstein's Pokemon: 349,000/350,000 HP. Flexibility: 0%. Enlightenment: I. Critical: I. Regen: I. Missing Numbers: III Judgroarof Renforced: IIIII
[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 138,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage.Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 150/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Trancendence, Bumbo, Investment. Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x4. Kritzkreig: II Aires Armor 5: II Radiation: I
[AZ] Leictreon: 2/4 HP. 0% Position Uncertainty, 1000% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/5 (GS-NU) Primed Matter: 3/5 (GS'-NU'-PZ'). Radiation: I
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 200,500/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Radiation: I
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIII
Mobility Core: 89,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III Radiation: I
Weaponry Core: 76,000 / 100,000 HP. Critting! Sniper Rifle Railgun: III Radiation: II Curse: II
[AZ] The Informant: 64,000/75,000 HP. The Hydra Cannon: III. Backup Call: IIII Radiation: I
[AZ] Hezetor: 15/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ). Radiation: I
[AZ] Talist: 11/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.). Radiation: I
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail. Radiation: I
[AZ] Toast: 15/20 HP. Radiation: I
[AZ] The Golem: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor. Radiation: I
[AZ] Pricey: 16/20 HP. Radiation: I
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 11/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Radiation: II
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 5,500/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Weakened! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII. Radiation: I Action: use Highway Cascade on the Paradox Casino! Locked, all attackers take moderate damage!
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 12/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Radiation: I
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 11/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Radiation: I
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 4. Knife Cluster Spawns: 16 (+2 per turn). Death's Aura: 1,000 damage to all enemeis per turn! 'Refusing' all attempts at murder-find an alternative way to defeat him!
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP (+10,000 HP per turn). Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack! Radiation: I
Suit of Knives: 0/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 10,000/10,000 HP x14; 9,000/10,000 HP x7; 1,000/10,000 HP x1; 92% Integrity.
Collectionism 3/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 2/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 6/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 6/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: So Chara, I have a question.
Golem: Why wouldn't Omega Flowey have been vulnerable to your attack?
Golem: I can understand it not working during our invulnerability phase, sure...
Golem: But it certainly wouldn't make sense after we were gone.
Golem: And I doubt that it would have anything to do with game balance...
Golem: Especially considering how it ended.
Golem: Which leads me to a conclusion aided by many other details.
Golem: The fact that you responded to my previous mention of Asriel.
Golem: The statement that Asriel would aid in dealing with your second phase.
Golem: The fact that, at the very end of a genocide run...
Golem: You're not the one who kills him.
Golem: Oh, sure, your hand swung the knife.
Golem: But the player makes that one final decision.
Golem: The decision to advance past the text.
Golem: The decision to kill Asriel.
Golem: I don't believe that you're evil. I don't believe you're a demon or an angel of death.
Golem: I believe you had reasons to do what you did.
Golem: Your best friend still likes you.
Golem: You're the only person who understands Asriel, Chara.
The Golem then notices something...
Golem: ... Oh.
Golem: I'm kind of bummed out that we have to take a third option. Fourth option?
Golem: Did those even count as options?
Golem: I don't think they did...
Golem: I mean, it's this whole thing with choice. Our perceptions, Tazz's suggestions, and what, at the end of the day, Tazz is willing to accept.
Golem: So at this point, my perception of choices has gone from murder to diplomacy to not diplomacy.
Golem: The real question now is what form "not diplomacy" takes.
Golem: Especially considering how useless all these hints seem retroactively.
-Uzi exposition-
Golem: What.
Golem: Eenie meenie miney-It's the asterisk isn't it.
Golem: Uh, Richard.
Golem: What can you make out?
Golem: You went to college, go look for an asterisk or whatever symbol the Curse of Obedience takes. Which I'm guessing is an asterisk. Because reasons.
-G.Aster results-
Golem: Ugh. Look, I know that it's a good idea to bring newbs into the game.
Golem: I also know that being elitist is terrible, and I shouldn't.
Golem: That being said, I still disagree with your decision.
Golem: And really, I saw it happening from the moment you announced the semifinalists.
Golem: Three people whose posts you snipped, an attack that wasn't even aimed at Uzi to begin with, and a newcomer.
Golem: Frankly anyone who had shown up and so much as written one sentence you deemed worthy would have won in those semifinals.
Golem: But it's Godmodder damage, and people are frankly almost within rights to feel miffed about it.
Golem: Spoils are honestly almost entirely for bragging rights, because nobody uses them.
Golem: Bfurry, Bomber, Crystal, Topaz(Where are they anyways), Hezetor(Leveling system, I guess. And you didn't exactly let them give the spoil away.) And me, I suppose.
Golem: People are bound to be upset if you choose something they don't want you to.
Golem: Side note, the notion that tossing a dirt block is creative is basically the same thing as saying a thrown stick is somehow interesting by virtue of it dealing damage to Uzi.
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For all Pro-Zeros, I think we should keep track of $HaveARottenDay$. He is a Delta godmodder, which means Richard will try to kill him in order to rank up.
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((Woah this is quite the thread you got here... I'm thinking about playing, but i don't where to start.))
Basic info, this time updated:
Terrain: Desert. Every turn the temperature raises for +20%, and summons one Desert Obelisk. 3 Obelisks = Special Event. 100% Temperature = Entities get burns.
Weather: Sandstorm. Airborne entities damaged every turn, Evasion lowered, entities have a 10% chance of hitting the wrong entity.
Events: Throne Wars, may ignore/null your post if you don't make a throne, and Sandfall, which is Egypt-in-a-nutshell.
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard G, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill)
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is no longer vulnerable because the turn ended, Sans got killed by Richard, Twin (Again) made another crazy Illuminati boss called Sandfall Ampersand.
+Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality. +Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing. -Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another. -Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
INVENTORY: Portrait of Charian Gray: Has no mechanical significance. Or possibly all of it. Who knows. Backpack: Component. Tow truck array: Component.
CHARGES/ALCHEMY/SUMMONS:
+3 to Crystal.
ENTITY ACTIONS:
None.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1.
2.See below.
Canon is sitting at a drafting table, doodling on an elaborate blueprint relating to some pepper-associated attack on Chara, having long since learned to tune out the noise of war burgeoning around her. Something pricks her ears through the clamor though; the sound of Uzi shouting in Rage, intense heat, and then the yelling.
“Where’s the Golden Aster?”
None of my concern, I’m only concerned with advancing the push to Yggdrasil.
“Who has the Golden Aster?”
Crystal should, that was a fantastic attack--
“Who’s that new guy, and why does he have the Golden Aster?”
Whoa whoa wait what. Canon rises from her chair, snapping her fingers and summoning a pair of binoculars, scanning the field. They weren’t wrong, some fool dressed like Donald Duck has the aster. She throws the binos away and calls Bob Ross over with a snarl. She begins digging in his afro, standing on her tiptoes to reach, eventually finding what she’s looking for, the ball of star stuff connecting Bob Ross to the Plot Development, intrinsic to all entities. It only takes a split moment of quick thinking for her to formulate a Psycho-Portal out of nothing, slapping it on the silvery ball of narration and diving headfirst through the tiny doorway.
She comes out fist-first, from his monitor, into his face, bowling him out of his chair. Wasting no time, she straddles his chest, slugging him repeatedly square on the nose, first breaking bone, then painfully jamming those broken bones, flaring already screaming nerve endings, causing him immediate and unbearably singular pain such that he may pass out. She punctuates each punch with a single phrase.
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You dun f***ed up!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
LAST TURN RECAP:
I made a portrait of Charian Gray, also some components for an alchemy.
FLAVOUR:
Canon emerges from Uzi's lair dressed in a fancy suit, straightening her tie. Unspeakably dapper.
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 14/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 14/16
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 3/? ???
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Instead of doing anything constructive, i stop to laugh at Canon's screw up. I proceed to engage in Schadenfreude with much of the server, all of us laughing at Canon.
Then, i teleport Canon to a Stadium of Schadenfreude, a place where tf2 players can laugh at the person in the Stadium enmasse. They laugh for hours, and hours...
Until one of us dies from laughing.
Shocked, the crowd is convinced that Canon used her "laughing powers" to make the man laugh to death, even though an anti-magicoranygimmicks field is up. I then commit the crime of kicking her in a bottomless pit, while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" Of course, said crime is promptly cleared up by how nice my Strange Scoped Spartan looks.
Hint: The buttom of the pit not only exists, but is made of lots of dogs.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8 bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Falls [9] Wright [7] Gambler's Gredideir [5] The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
1/50 arf
11/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
2/50 Dog. God.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to Consumer
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Now just entering the battlefield, I notice Paper Bob Ross! Seeing such a sight gives me a enough determination to finally finish my not so humble abode! Deciding that I don't need it and being such a Bob Ross fan, I give the Small House to Paper Bob Ross! Suddenly though, as soon as Paper Bob Ross steps into the house, it disappears into the ether! As it turns out, the house was also a huge fan of Bob Ross, and it wanted him all to itself, so it teleported them both into nothingness! I will never understand how houses think sometimes...
(Technically, this isn't an attack, since I 'gifted' Paper Bob Ross something that I didn't know would hurt him. Although also technically I did attack him sooo.... I dunno if this'll work or not.)
But, then I begin to think about how I just lost my house, my shoes, and Paper Bob Ross! Almost instantaneously, I'm thrust into a blind rage! I rush towards the nearest entity, which just so happens to be the RMS Information Robot X. Having no weapons on me, I rush towards it with my fists punching it as hard as I can and....bleeding all over the place. Somehow a small drop of blood managed to get into one of the wires and run all the way down into the mainframe of the robot! Blood works in mysterious ways...
I begin to think of something to calm me down from this rage, which just so happens to be a baby velociraptor wearing a tophat, bowtie, tuxedo top, and a monocle of course!
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
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==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 17/50.
Charge #6: 11/50. (+1 from Tabbune)
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 7/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 4/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 3/11
PREVIEW: (Magic Cueball && Computer && Searchable Database && Multiversal Wikipedia) && Essence of Knowledge && Green Sun Plasma == Transitory Omniscience Mechanism
(TOM for short)
This engine is basically meant to grant even greater knowledge -- the Magic Cueball is fused with a database and a Wikipedia-analog to make its vast knowledge searchable, indexable, and otherwise less obscure, then mixed with a computer to provide an interface. The Green Sun Plasma is there because the Green Sun is the sun most closely linked with omniscience, while the Essence of Knowledge is there to sort of tune the results.
==Action/RP==
Crystal cues up the Pure Magic Eye, searching for the symbol of the Curse of Obedience. He also shouts over to Richard, "Hey! I suggest you try and find that Curse symbol, Chara is wiping the floor with us over here! Besides, you just ranked up, why not flex your newfound power a bit by helping us grab and destroy that Curse so we can actually keep some entities on the field?"
Iron Sword || Obsidian Block = Obsidian sword - 2/??
Something Worth Trying = 3/5
Entity - Fujiwara no Mokou = 1/10
I instantly summon a random turret on the battlefield, directing it rit towards Chara. Charging up, a volley of super pointy, super sharp homing knives fly right towards them; fighting fire with fire!
@tazz: The guy in that post was most certainly NOT Dimentio. Dimentio is the prince of the Dark Carnival, and probably watching the glorious accumulation of paradoxes getting ready to spill itself outwards in Minecraftia. (or where-ever it is that you have him. He IS a GM-controlled NPC) But nah, he's not Dimentio. I definitely wouldn't call Dimentio "nondescript", would you? That color palette is VERY distinct, as is the whole being 2D thing.
Diluvium AND energy condenser = super water orb thingie 1/16
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 6/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 12/16
12/20 for a space station
12/50 for an open deal?
33/50 for Initiation
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\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Ker wakes up and destroys the two gates he made. The future one so Archangel can't come back, and the Bar one because there can be only ONE door in every universe, so he technically made a paradox by creating another one.
Next, he reminds Crystal and Golem that Chara is a soulless demon. She's empty. Just like him. Psychology won't help them on this one.
At last, he waits while everyone finishes what they're doing so he can begin his three-hours-long speech.
Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to start off by reminding you of our dear ancestors. Must of you know their names, but I will still tell them.
The Psi Godmodder.
The Gemini.
The Archangel.
The Player.
The Soldier.
The Alchemist.
The Hidden.
The Kerbal.
The Spelunker.
The Veteran.
The Sleuth. He points out at him, in the back.
The Captain.
The Renegade.
The Scientist.
The Commander.
Now, I have been searching for MY ancestor. Because, ancestors are your echoes, your doppelgangers. They are you, in some way. And they can be found in four places.
Space. The other planets and galaxies.
Time. The past.
Soul. The split personalities.
Reality. The dimensions and alternate realities.
So, I searched, and searched, and guess what I found? No ancestors. Anywhere. In. This. Goddamn. Universe.
But, I found out the explanation. I do not have ancestors, because I AM an ancestor. And so I found my descendant. May I present to you, this Earth's descendant of mine, FRANCISCO SCARAMANGA JUNIOR!
Francisco_Jr has joined the game.
A person spawns next to Ker. He has light blue eyes, blond hair and light skin, wears a black shirt, white trousers and a white coat.
Idiots and idioticos! I guess there is not a welcome party for me? Well, anyways, you are going to regret ever doing something against Aer'Kethri.
It's Ker'Athri, Franc.
Doesn't matter. Go on, continue the speech!
Francisco summons himself a bag of popcorns. Ker looks at him with annoyance, then continues talking.
The next matter is, the King of All Elements. Looks like I am going to regret ever siding with the Goatstoppers. Because, well, he was the big star of the Elemental Ascendance. And I think I can demask it now, because we are going to die anyways, and that Cthulhu flower is dead.
It all started with the OverPowered King. He created the Elemental, planning to transform it with six people and their six elements.
Battlefury. Oblivion.
Ninjatwist. Nonexistence.
Nyarly. Chaos.
Consumer. Grief.
The Walker. Void
And me. Darkness.
We were supposed to join into one being.
We were supposed to defeat the False God.
We were supposed to be great. But guess what? Like our friend over there said.....
Ker's eyes turn solid black, like someone replaced them with black quartz spheres.
I T
W A S
A L L
J U S T
A
J O K E !
They turn back to normal.
And what would I suspect? Hell, I was siding with our enemies, although Consumer and Battlefury were there too. By the way Fury, sorry for that Temmie attack, I forgot that you are on our side. And sorry Consumer for being a total moron. But it does not matter anymore. Now, the King of all Elements will kill us all. And Hera will probably kill me too, for being in contact with the Elemental Ascendance. But, I prepared something special....
So, may I have the last word, FRANCIS! DO YOUR BEST!
Francisco throws the popcorns on the ground and places four rails in a circle. Then, he takes 101 TNT Minecarts and places them all on one rail block. At last, he walks through them.
FRANCISCO YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIO-
ERROR: This bananabus has crashed
Ker'Athri has left the game.
Francisco_Jr has left the game.
UserZero has left the game.
Godmodder477 has left the game.
[Everyone else has crashed too]
Because this would be a perfect opportunity to escape, that doesn't happen. The game starts itself again.
Everyone has joined back. And because of that crash, something special has happened....
Ted Cruz, the Killer of Zodiacs. 1/1 HP. Unkillable: True. Hate for Zodiacs: ∞
This entity of pure hatred has only been made to oppose Ampersand's „Zodiac“ attack and kill the ancestors that appear. Every turn, he gains +1 HP. He only gets vulnerable when Ampersand is dead, and the person who kills him gets the title „Trump's Acolyte“. Have fun.
Also, Francisco's sheer irritation power that is over 9000 combines with the crash's powers, making an attack against Ampersand and the King of all Elements.
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor:
40 Rooms
5 Storage Rooms
7 Towers
Intangibilist's Laboratory
The Dimensional Rift
The Royal Hall (Throne Room)
Stairway to the Void
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 30/50 (+4 from Uzi)
Uroboros: 0/50
Plague Doctor: 0/50
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Nope
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Tazz, what the hell is the Intangible Modpack? You forgot to tell me.
21/50 Ultra-Decorrupter(+1 me, +1 My Factory, +1 Tabbune)
41/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
32/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 Tabbune
So right now the big threat is Chara, who for some reason did not instantly kill the Paradox Casino. But unless Chara is somehow taken down, it is only a matter of time before he can do some truly nasty actions. EXOS, a little elaboration on that point?
Based on the calculation of Chara's attack as "instant death with absolutely no exceptions" and his defense as "ignores everything, no exceptions", Chara would win a 1v4 against {REDACTED}, The Incarnate, The ACNTT, and The Secret Of The Void in 2 rounds. And yes, I even calculated {REDACTED}'s health as Graham's number to the power of itself and its damage as Graham's number (its health is so large that even if the entire Forums was converted into zeros, that still wouldn't be enough zeroes to show the number in full, and it took 10 minutes just to calculate).
Well first off, see if you can get Dimentio to go away by proving that his master would still die in one hit to Chara. And secondly, initiate a Godslayer protocol against Chara.
Chara isn't a godmodder.
Which is a statement of how much of a threat he is.
And it won't do anything. NOTHING can do anything to Chara.
I have a theory that just might work. Namely, that Chara is spamming the dreaded piece of bad game balance known as Iron Heart Surge.
You mean that ability that, though supposedly meant to get rid of status effects, can actually end any condition in the world, such as "able to die" or "vulnerable to attack"? How would that explain her offense, though?
He ends the condition of "[entity name] exists". Normally, Rule Zero would stop this by stopping or corrupting the effects (such as turning the refusal of the condition "vulnerable to attack" by encasing him in bedrock), but we all know UserZero has plenty of ways to cheat things like that.
So wouldn't he just refuse whatever we pull on him?
Not quite. Utilize Protocol REDACTED. Phalanx, EXOS needs some help with the REDACTED in the REDACTED. Oh, and REDACTED. Can't risk UserZero knowing what is about to happen and stopping it.
OPERATION: GODSLAYER
PHASE: DELTA?
STRATEGY: REFUSAL REVERSAL
A Sniper Drone halfway across the game world is loaded with an advanced projectile. Just to recap, the Sniper Drone's wormhole gun (based on the ancient artifact known as Credomar) can create a wormhole to launch a projectile through space-time to hit any target past any defenses. Except, of course, UserZero's refusal. Right?
Wrong. As it turns out, Name Tags where utilized to negate that. How? The Sniper Drone was named "UserZero", and the projectile was named "UserZero's Compulsion" (and yes you can name projectiles, you can name any entity in fact), along with a anomalous effect from Dr. Phalanx that prevents biological organisms from referencing them by anything other than their proper names (so Chara can't refuse "the projectile that just hit me" and loophole out of this). Due to the Omega+ UserZero's compulsion, Chara cannot refuse UserZero the sniper drone or UserZero's Compulsion the sniper drone projectile without being stopped by UserZero the Omega+ Godmodder's control. If it did somehow succeed, the refusal would either instantly kill UserZero or break her control over Chara, so UserZero would obviously implement countermeasures to stop the refusal of anything with the word "UserZero" in it anywhere. But given that Chara was only refusing death from attacks and not refusing attacks themselves, and the projectile is designed to be almost impossible to detect, she is unlikely to even trigger this elaborate countermeasure.
The tiny projectile shoots is teleported into Chara's brainstem. The projectile doesn't even cause one point of damage, though. What it does do is utilize a miniaturized version of the technology out of Inception, along with a drug capsule to send the target into a dream state. But whereas normal dreaming shuts down the body, this dream state utilizes a parasomnia system to confuse the brain, meaning that any actions the body performs in the dream are also performed in the real world.
For a dream using Inception technology, there has to be an Architect. Since using Chara as the Architect would create a dream where he creates infinite knives and slaughters everything (hence causing the same to happen in the real world), and I can't be an Architect on account of being an AI (which is incompatible with alternate history 2000s technology due to AIs not even existing back then), Crusher48 has to do it.
Don't worry, I may not technically know how to do this, but I have psionic abilities and can improvise. This dreamworld is based around several separate phases, with each phase having its own continuity. The goal of the phases is to trick Chara into refusing something that seems harmless in the dreamworld, with the refusal affecting the real world in such a way as to screw Chara over. However, due to the compressed time frame in the dreamworld (20x faster to be exact), I can only cause one or maybe two refusals total without causing her real-world body to do too much at once. Thus, the plan is to use the tricks that are the most beneficial first, then go down the line until we reach the one that is least beneficial but most likely to succeed.
Dreamworld Overview:
Phase 1: Chaos Broken: The first phase of the dream is probably the best possible dream for Chara. Namely, knives everywhere, slaughtering everything, with Chara able to destroy whatever she wants with no effort whatsoever (which was already happening anyways). At least, until another Chara shows up. The 2 Charas are exactly the same, which is problematic because now neither can kill whoever they want because the other will steal their kills. Naturally, this irks both of them, and they proceed to attempt to refuse each other, with the results being the same as a collision between an unstoppable force and an immovable object in the dream world: namely, Paradoxes. On the off chance these Paradoxes summon The Black into the dream world, Chara (one of them) proceeds to instantly kill it, but otherwise this phase of the dream collapses soon after. Unless, in the real world, Chara accidently refused herself, of course.
Phase 2: Paradox Nullification: When Chara next regains consciousness, he finds herself in the middle of the Paradox Casino. Any time he tries to escape, he finds her exit blocked. She tries to summon her knives, only to watch them turn into Paradoxes in front of her. At this point, he likely attempts to refuse the entire Paradox Casino, resulting in an instant kill on it in the real world (which he should have done the instant it was summoned). However, as it is not quite a living being, it might be immune to being instantly killed, as Chara can only instantly kill and not instantly destroy. If this finds a limit of Chara, it could be a key to defeating her.
Phase 3: Fractal Dream: After escaping the Paradox Casino, Chara finds herself back on the battlefield as of the last EOTB. Exactly the same battlefield, except contained in the dream. Since it is exactly the same, UserZero fires UserZero's Compulsion into Chara, sending her into another dream that is identical to the battlefield. The same happens again, and again, and again, until Chara ends up in Limbo, so deep down that it is nearly impossible to escape, and also timeless due to the extreme time dilation.
3-1: sans: Once Chara arrives in Limbo, he meets sans, nemesis of genocidal beings, still alive in the dreamworld despite his real-world death. sans is obviously unable to kill Chara, so instead he uses his final attack early. sans takes the first turn, and then does nothing. Chara is unable to attack sans on account of it not being her turn, leaving him unable to kill anything. But after what appears to be an eternity in Limbo-time, sans finally stops sitting around and doing nothing to give Chara a warning. He tells Chara that UserZero is forcing him to serve her will, preventing her from killing everything he wants to, and tells Chara that in order to escape he must nullify that curse. sans then gives Chara a turn to act, and hopes that Chara will use that turn to refuse the curse from deep inside instead of killing him.
EXOS Note: UserZero's Curse appears to be unbreakable, but it may not be. First off, it would have to be able to reach down several dozen layers of dream states into Limbo, and secondly the Limbo-time may cause the Curse to run out of energy on account of being drained over who-knows-how-many years. Either result means that the Curse would be ineffectual in Limbo, allowing UserZero to ignore it and cast a refusal to possibly break it. It is a long shot of course, but that is what the rest of the attack plan is for.
3-2: Escape: After that, sans vanishes, but Chara is still trapped in Limbo. In order to escape, Chara has to kill herself somehow, a difficult task because of Chara's self-imposed immunity to death. Since waiting it out would take thousands of years (which would drive Chara so insane that no one would predict what would happen next), Chara has to nullify that immunity to escape up the dreamworlds to get out. But this also removes his immunity in the real world due to the parasomnia effect, meaning that he is vulnerable to anyone trying to attack him, and due to the fact that the dreamworlds he is going up are almost indistinguishable from the real world, she could easily miscount and kill herself in the real world.
Phase 4: Reverse Strike: Whatever layer she ends up in in the dreamworld, that layer transforms subtly after her return. He is unable to figure out what is going on, and proceeds to just kill something. But instead of causing infinite damage, he actually causes infinite healing. What? It turns out that in this dream world, every entity was given a supply of reverse wood, reversing the effects of any action he performs. This is extremely likely to trip up Chara in one of a number of ways due to only being in this dreamworld but not in the real world: he could attempt to cause infinite healing to an entity in the dream world to kill it but cause said entity to be healed to full health in the real world, he could attempt to create all the reverse wood in order to destroy it in the dream world but accidently recreate it in the real world (which is likely to create serious disruptions for everyone in the real world), or he could attempt to make himself vulnerable to attacks so it is reversed in this world to become her trademark invulnerability against attacks but turns into regular vulnerability in the real world.
Phase 5: Godmodder Combat: After a few turns in the dreamworld of trying to fight the reverse-boosted entities there, the UserZero in that dreamworld traps Richard in an arena, then sends Chara into that arena to engage Richard in single combat. The same happens in the real world unless Richard disengages, and analysis of the fight in both the dream world and potentially the real world will give us combat data on whether or not Chara is stronger than a godmodder straight-up.
After all that, the dream ends, dropping Chara back into the real world to deal with the consequences of whatever he did in the dreams.
(OOC: The main reason I even tried this attack is because based on the currently known stats, Chara is flat-out unbeatable. Thus, it seems that the only way to defeat Chara is to turn his own ability against himself.)
After getting my knuckles bloodied up (from my own blood), I now stand alone. Still having no clue who's aligned or who and what's going on. Seeing all the creatures, a killer clown posse, a child murdering psychopath, a mind controlling hourglass. I don't know what to think of it all. I stand alone. Between the Godmodder Slayers, the Neutral, the Pro and Anti Zero. I don't go into any of them. Suddenly while thinking of what to do, my head is flinched backwards,and I pass out. I wake up about 3 seconds later.
MURDERMURDERDEATHKILL
I rush towards the seventh closest entity towards me, which just so happens to be Captain Falcon! I rush towards him and attempt to tackle him, but I go no where near him. Instead, I'm a convenient axe that is a foot away from Mr. Falcon. I start wrestling with the axe and I manage to start losing, knowing there's no way I could ever beat such a strong entity, I chuck it away, which just so happens to be towards Captain Falcon. Before I start making my retreat, I notice how the axe is stuck in Captain Falcon! To ensure my escape works, I decide to kick the axe in deeper, and to twist while it's in him so it's harder for it to escape! I then begin to start my hasty exit. Once I'm safish, I pass out again.
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 18/50.
Charge #6: 12/50.
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 8/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 5/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 4/11
==Action/RP==
Crystal’s eye sparks purple as he seems to receive information from an outside source. Said outside source being a being that has ascended beyond DTG in its entirety, now deigning to communicate with us mere mortals through the medium of pestering. I refer, of course, to the not-quite-dead TheLordErelye.
He pulls out a piece of purple chalk, reshapes the land around him into a passable stone ritual plain, and draws a massive ritual circle with said chalk. (which the magically-inclined or knowledgeable about witchery will recognize as Otherwhere chalk) He lines the circle with reproductions of the mark , also known as the Heretic's Mark, before placing an amber lantern in the center of the circle and filling it with ink from a vial he pulls out, ink that seems to be exceptionally pure. In fact, it’s almost as if the ink was drawn straight from the less-eldritch parts of the Inky Abyss through the medium of, say, a black inky ring emblazoned with a squid, more than a year ago in real time. He stands in the circle and begins to chant, “Y’g’uln geb’agl vt’ftuyoi’bthnk. Y’g’uln geb’agl m’ai fteyuh hlirgh-hlirgh’hupadgh. Y’athg-s’uhn. Ch’geb. Y’g’uln. Ntaga!"
Upon the utterance of the final word, something happens.
Ante Up!: 50/50 ================================================= (+13 from Tazz)
Warped Conflagration: 1/50: ==================================================
Sunder: 38/50 : ================================================== (+37 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
A shadowy pool forms in the ground, making a small droning sound. Rising out of it was a figure who was as black as the tar-like pool. Slowly, they regained their color, revealing it to be Bomber. His knees buckle under him as he collapses to the ground. Bomber slowly stood up, shaking a little. The nightmare... it was finally over. It truly had felt like nothing he had ever experienced before. It was like dying.... no. He had experienced "death" a few times before, and it could be considered more of an inconvenience than anything. This. This was the first time Bomber truly felt he was going to die.
And even worse, nothing changed.
What he had hoped to achieve through Omega Flowey caused a catastrophe. That little weed had betrayed him. He betrayed all of them. Flowey had wormed his way into their minds, saying exactly what they wanted to hear. Bomber clenched his teeth at the thought of being manipulated, before exhaling loudly. This setback would not be the end. Dusting himself off, he took another deep breath. It was time to get back to work once again, and this time it will be different.
The battlefield has changed a lot since he left.. On one end was a murder-happy child. At least, only a fool would assume they were merely a genocidal child. Bomber knew they were something much more. Off to the side was a casino populated by clowns and clown-related weirdos. A veritable clown cultist meeting it was! Those guys from the Dark Carnival always freaked him out, and the idea of deliberately causing paradoxes was insane. They are probably one of the only groups Bomber refuses to do business with.
First things first, however, Bomber decided it was time to descend to the field. A shadowy aura surrounds him as small, black wasps seem to materialize from thin air in the area. They swarm in a thin cloud around Bomber. Yes, they were the LABORER WASPS, ready to collect ANTE MATTER from the suffering of others for their dark purpose. However, the presence of the wasp swarm seemed to remove his invulnerability. A trade-off for the sheer potential of ante matter.
Now, however, it was time to make another call.
"Hey Gula, gonna need your assistance for something again. I knew it was going to happen at some point, but it seems the Dark Carnival has shown up with their entourage of depraved cultists."
"Oh man, it'$ b££n a whil£ $in¢£ you la$t ¢all£d! How'v£ you b££n?"
Bomber rubbed his temples with his left hand. "Now is not the best time for small talk, Gula."
"H£h, $orry. Anyway, whaddya n££d?"
He turns to look over at the garish casino in the distance. "A little bit of sabotage. Particularly involving the slot machines. Think you can handle it?"
Bomber could practically hear the sound of a cash register through the speaker. "₩hy didn't you $ay $o $oon£r? Thi$ will b£ a$ £a$y a$ pi£!"
It wasn't long before Gula arrived after the call, appearing in a similar fashion as Bomber. The demon was extremely short and stout, with oil-colored skin and beady yellow eyes. Most of his face was a massive maw full of sharp teeth. Between Gula's short horns was a miniature safe that rested on his head, defying physics by always maintaining a perfect balance. Gula was as well-dressed as Bomber, wearing a suit that fit his diminutive stature.
Somehow, Gula managed to speak coherently without any lips.
((By the way, this attack is FOCUSED.))
Bomber explained the plan to his coworker. The first step was to create a massive distraction, which should be easy enough. Step two was the more difficult part, and was where Gula came into play. It involved sneaking into the clown-infested casino (which will be slightly less clown-infested after the aforementioned distraction) and overloading all of the slots, causing them to give too much payout. The casino will lose a lot of money in a short amount of time, and thus (with the application of troll logic) damage the business in a quite literal way. Nodding as much as he could - considering his head was part of his body - Gula disappeared in a puff of smoke, awaiting the signal.
Lighting a cigar, Bomber teleported to the treeline below the Paradox Casino's west side.. Holding up a pair of binoculars, he up. It was hard to see through the tornado, but he spotted a security camera wearing a tiny jester hat that watched over the area. To maintain the element of surprise, he would have to neutralize it first. Bomber lowered the binoculars and snapped his left fingers. A devilite promptly appeared in a puff of smoke to his left. After some brief explanation, it disappeared again. After a few moments, it returned, carrying a vial full of crawling insects. They were actually simple-minded demonic creatures that loved nothing more than to devour wood and metal. Sending the jar through a portal, it exited through another portal and shattered atop the camera, covering it in demonic mites. They quickly ate their way into the circuitry, causing the camera to shut down.
Now was his chance. Leaving cover, he flew up to the side of the building. Bomber pulled an explosive charge out of hammerspace and placed it on the wall. It was another volatile Pyrotheum Bomb. With the charge set, he rushed back to the cover and watched on with earnest. The air was perfectly still, and after what felt like an eternity, the bomb violently exploded. Much of the west half of the casino was now an open hole to the inside. Flaming debris was sent flying in all directions as the pyrotheum reacted violently with open air and just about everything else. Parts of the countryside were set on fire from the burning wreckage. Bomber cracked a huge smile and waited for Gula to get to work.
Inside the casino was utter chaos; and not the kind the clown cultists were accustomed to. One of the walls, numerous slot machines, and a Faygo fountain were destroyed in a massive explosion. Fire threatens to damage more of the casino. The roaring blaze fills the air with dense smoke quickly. A few stoned patrons try to put out the fire with their bottles of Faygo, which was really a lost cause. Gula appeared inside, able to avoid attention due to both the distraction and his small size. A few clown cultists in especially offensive clothes rush by. Gula assumed they were higher ranked members of the Dark Carnival. Obviously, Bomber's distraction was working excellently.
Weaving his way through the rows of slot machines, Gula was able to easily get past the few patrons who didn't acknowledge the explosion; mostly because they were too busy being as high as kites. To be honest, Gula found himself pretty tempted to start spinning some slots. A lot of money could be made off of those things, so maybe one spin wouldn't hurt. He began to reach toward an empty slot machine with one hand. Slapping that hand down with the other hand, he continued onward towards the center of the casino.
It was clearly a heavily guarded area, monitored 24/7 by some heavily armed Greater Jesters. This area seemed to be where all the power was accumulating, and additionally where all of the slot machines were hooked up to. The Greater Jesters don't seem to have budged from their spot in reaction to the explosion. On top of that, they aren't under the influence of drugs at all. They were the real deal; focused and bloodthirsty. He would need to think of another way to distract them. Looking around, Gula found a shelf full of Faygo a few rows over. That would do just nicely.
Quickly, Gula consumed as much of the drink as he could. He tried his best not to retch at the hedonistic beverage's taste as he continued to ingest it. Twelve bottles and a few different flavors later, Gula had enough of the drink. It was one of the few times Gula felt like he consumed too much of something, though it was only because of how much he despised Faygo. Already he could feel it gurgling inside of him, and he knew it was time for the distraction. The foreboding sounds became louder, and Gula knew he had to hurry.
Making a mad dash toward the center of the casino, he choked back a torrent. Sliding around the corner, Gula saw the hulking cronies glare down at him. Unable to hold it back any longer, the demon let forth a beam of rainbow liquid. The Greater Jesters were launched backward from the sheer force of the disgusting blast. The floor was covered in various flavors of partially-digested Faygo. There was no way they were ever going to get this out of their 80s arcade carpet. All of the Greater Jesters were knocked out, lying in pools of the terrible soda. Gula coughed as the last bits of bile sputtered out of his mouth. That was probably one of the most unpleasant food-related experiences he has had.
Seizing the opportunity, he rushed to the control panel for all of the slot machines. He had no hacking ability, but a bit of currency magic would do just the trick. Glowing with golden energy, he jumped up and slammed his palms on the control panel. A golden pulse covered the entire casino. Suddenly, one of the slot machines gave out a Jackpot, creating a joyous ringing accompanied by some honks. And then another machine did that, and then another. The casino was slowly filled with a rancorous uproar as Jackpot after Jackpot was handed out to all of the patrons. The floor was covered in coins, which all of the clown patrons tried to stuff into their pockets as fast as they could. Gula looked and saw the central tower for the Paradox Casino seemed to grow weaker as the business quickly lost almost all of its money in a few minutes. Some of the higher-ups took to kicking out patrons (quite literally) because they were winning too much. They did that about fifteen times before they realized that they would have to kick out just about everyone. Amidst the confusion and honking, Gula made his escape, diving out of the hole in the side of the casino dramatically.
Back on the ground, Bomber welcomed Gula back.
"Excellent work out there! Just like old times, eh?"
"Aw y£ah! ₩£ r£ally ¢au$£d a lot oƒ ¢hao$ in th£r£, and now th£y hav£ lo$t almo$t all th£ir mon£y!"
Bomber's smile faltered when he got a good whiff of something most foul. "What in the world is that smell?" Gula panicked. "Idunnogu£$itwillr£mainamy$t£ryby£!" The demon quickly disappeared into a portal in a hurry, leaving Bomber behind in his confusion.
Souls: 3
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 8/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 7/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 7/16)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
You notice the inclusion of the Paradox Casino immediately prior to Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors as you flick to its page. You ALSO sense that this guide is trying to flicker out of existence via corruption-needless to say, you think you can only get information about one other boss. They're free actions, BTY.
-OMEGA FLOWEY'S STATS WERE HERE. THAT'S A POST-TOO-LONG ERROR WAITING TO HAPPEN-
Omega Flowey is, aside from his obvious stats, a complete douche. His summoners ought to take note that Flowey's Expies were HOSTILE. Guess who else is 100% Hostile? Flowey, and only the presence of the descendants makes him A ???-Boss. This, on top of how souls are occasionally brought forth, leads into his big issue: any given order is MERELY general advice. Flowey will NOT follow any orders to the latter in favor of destroying everything in sight, near-mindlessly...UNTIL one of the six souls is brought forth, at which point the owner of that soul may completely control Omega Flowey.
SPOIL OF WAR: Golden Aster.
6 damage to Joshua!
18,000 damage to the Squirrel Sniper!
Chara, immediately and unflinching, stabs you directly in the gut as you hug him. You really should have seen this coming. You die, natch, and must take an action next turn respawning.
UserZero snickers at your stupidity.
You (somehow) kick up a massive ball of smoke in doing your attack! It appears that until it clears there's no telling which attacks get absorbed and which get deflected by the Vines...And which, most importantly, hits. If any.
The Mobility Core and Prototype 2 will do as you say!
OK, can we get a few things out of the way? First, no charge stealing. Second, generally, charges are explicitly roped into doing ONE thing. Ohterwise it's like making 12 charges at once and that's quite...Well, that's not good. So no, none of this happened.
The other thing is, Ulti's Bar and Grill (P&S is a borderline case) is considered a crossover for reasons defined in the rules (we don't want a multi-forum crossover, however good it is), ergo I cannot allow your character if he came from there first. I am duty-bound to ban it, no matter how rooted in this canon it may be.
Third, while this doesn't come up in this post, Psi's Proxy is banned outright anyways. Why, you may ask? the same reason this game isn't about the Psi-Wars: the Psi wars are too set in stone. Events happen in a specific way, with specific players doing specific actions, and the war has a pre-destined result that EVERYONE knows about (while here, while the result may be stone, the actions along the way definitely aren't and can even make that 'stone' result not be so stone anymore). In particular, canon holds that there were EXACTLY 3 Pro-Psis (Artemis, Apophis, and Antares; The Renegade, the Commander, and The Scientist), whist the Anti-Godmodders of that war merely had 9 consistent members and otherwise had quite a horde (hence The Golem does not get me up in arms), and most strikingly, no Neutrals whatsoever.
Yeah, I wouldn't integrate yourself in canon so hard to begin with even if you have read into it enough to understand it.
You fool! You Fooooooool!
-whops-
Bob Ross paints Chara into a picture of Dorian Gray without any event of note. You know have a Charian Gray painting, which is totally useless in any mechanical sense. You also do stuff that is basically fluff.
5,000 damage to a Knife Cluster!
whops.
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears = Grief Railgun (Level 15: 14/16)
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) = Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10: 10/11)
Replica of Homura's Shield: I have no idea what the original is so you should know. Do note, you need a symbol after parenthesis to indicate what goes on as this isn't multiplication/division going on here.
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) = Reliance (Level 13: 10/14)
19,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! If Fransisco does any damage to the Casino it'll be critted! The Information Robot will do as you say if you're the most voted upon voter! I really only allowed this because of what Fransisco tried to do, really.
New: Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 2/13)
JUST when you leave-
...That happens. Chara slashes the demiplane so hard it deletes itself. Apparently the very beginning of the cut was so much that your other spells couldn't even handle it.
Unfortunately, from their perspective they're completely right. I had neglected to mention any Chairians in my previous assessment of having you unbeatable in a Throne-off. To them, you are merely mildly challenging at your absolute best. You cannot beat a truly dedicated Chairian in a throne-off. They are the best there is.
there is no such thing as a half-nullpost! this is straight-null.
You venture into Limbo.
There is quite frankly nothing interesting for miles. This place's outside-which looks like one of those standardized Greco-Roman temples, a pure white and stainless, with an engraving of a representation of the Ultimate Reward-is perhaps the only structure for a long while, and you see no color, only shades of gray. You see the very occasional ghost of the lost wandering around, and the sky is filled with dead Universe Eaters. All dead, of course.
You figure you may need to walk a considerable distance to find anything of note. There is no feature in any sense for miles.
The Man's sword, just as it seems about time to swing into Chara, proceeds to swerve, as if possessed, and launch The Man (with quite audible surprise) directly into UserZero, sword-first, leaving Chara untouched. Into the dust cloud he goes...Sadly, you cannot tell the outcome of this, BUT you have an uncanny awareness that this definitely won't deal full damage (1/4th of her HP, really now?), nor will this push UserZero into the Perfectly Safe Capsule because vines.
This has extreme implications for Chara's relationship towards UserZero. Implications I believe too obvious to be ignorant about.
-1 Ph.D! Uh, 'You' will do as you say!
+6,000 HP to Ampersand!
More dust for the dust cloud! More uncertainty!
11,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!
Whops. Informer summoned!
More dust! MORE Uncertainty!
The Informer will do as you say!
SUSPENSE SUSPENSE SUSPENSE
More Dust! More Uncertainty!
You do realize you can just 'spend' the charges you have to complete another charge, use that as your thing, then use the remainder to pick back up where you left off with the previous idea? Charges are NOT set in stone when you name them, and in fact, I consider anything short of expending it to mean nothing at all.
Ultra Greed will do as you say! Sandfall Ampersand summoned, who will, uh, also do 'as you say' I guess?
Sandfall Ampersand effortlessly blocks the mind-melting as he's quite frankly omniscient! And actually used to omniscience, unlike a few others! Regardless, the attack does 19,000 damage to Sandfall Ampersand!
Uh, OK?
Not for entity actions, no, but you're free for Player actions.
That's honestly broken even for the initial writeup, barring it hitting a truly random enemy...Which I will take to be yes, so expect damage-ups. In any case, you can't do two entity actions at once. Imagine as if you were technically still a player and Captain Falcon still a separate entity. You dont' have Double-Action and Entity Charges are one action...I'll presume this to override Come On! Yes!, so 'You' will do as you say!
Uh, confusion.
18,000 damage to the Information Robot!
The Radar Overseer will do as you say if no-one else votes!
You become vulnerable! Pricey summoned (at last)!
More dust! More uncertainty!
You apply a Fortification stack to Joshua!
It remains to be seen if Joshua can back up his boasting.
MORE dust! MORE Uncertainty! You notice that the Destroyer seems, how to put it, younger than the Creator, for some reason? Not a major detail.
You enrage Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr! In practice, this does nothing to help you and instead gives him a minicrit in exchange for being more vulnerable to physical damage. And only that damage. I'm not taking off anything from his HP for a reason, you know.
2,000 damage to a Knife Cluster! -1% Integrity! An integrity roll kicks in, but a 79 is safely within the clear.
Crusher, Nulitor, and NinjaV. That's everyone of note. ProofofconcepT hasn't responded in a while but he's also GS.
MORE Dust! MORE Uncertainty, as you shove chicken into Uzi's throat!
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement (Level 10: 2/11)
The insanity of Numberwang enters the cloud of dust!
That's a second vote for the Radar Overseer to do as Pricey suggested!
...
That hasn't worked in the past...Chara does not respond, as could be implied.
OK, Consumer ninja'd me big-time, huzzah. In any case, Half-Godmodder is like Half-Pregnant. As you (should) know, being half-pregnant is impossible. Godmodding isn't something you pass down like a genome, it's an acquired skill (that is really weird)-it's wholly possible for all of UserZero's children (and given who she is that's basically not theoretical despite there being very little proof) to be perfectly normal humans/whatever the species UserZero actually is because let's face facts is she actually human at all you don't know that/bluh. As for what you're implying, you're referring to Pit's Ancestor. Barring you having spoken to him (and I take it you have not), I leave Ancestors in either my control or the player they correspond to; ergo, this is also not possible. Plus, the Archangel was the guard for Gemini, NOT the other way around as you have loosely implied. On top of that, you are not allowed to (normally) control the actions of other players (that's bunnying) but I will let it slide here as Consumer was kind of OK with it. And again, the thing about no Crossovers. Finally, while this isn't likely to come up: I'm OK with the relatively minor Jokefker, but try putting words in UserZero's/Richard's dialouge is grounds for having an attack not work. You can't predict godmodders like that.
Yeah...I suggest contacting me about plot stuff in the future, but I suggest stuff NOT too heavily rooted in DTG's lore from immediately off the bat like this. DTG's lore is hard to work with. I'm not trying to be harsh here.
In any case, you nevertheless deal a critted 38,000 damage to the Paradox Casino and very narrowly avert dying to a horrible, horrible death (which, if you didn't make mention of ripping everything to shreds from the inside, would definitely have done this). Inside, you don't actually get much chance to talk to anything (and vice-versa) but you do notice Jokefker talking to someone...Flat, and Jesterlike, yes. You catch the words "The Red" but don't get much other information before clowns/rudenasty shenanigans force you out.
More chaos as the King of All Elements enters the fray!
In case you haven't-read the above response, carefully.
No, I do not consider Dimentio your character, if that has to be said aloud.
More chaos in the house! More dust! More uncertainty!
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Schrodinger's Ultron may do as you say!...If you hadn't intervened. You shove him into the Casino without thinking of the murderous clowns very well aware, wherein both of you are shot out by the forceful barrage of Paradox Majjyks coming from the flat guy from earlier before you could get a real good look beyond what Francisco's equally-hurried view could protract. The Ultron takes 1 damage after all armor and rancorous laughter echos within the Casino.
Chara, meanwhile, does not even react. You can barely hear UserZero giggle over the din of madness that is the dust cloud.
If you were worried about OF, he's dead. I don't think you were gone too long actually, all that's really occured is the Paradox Casino...
14,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! 3,000 HP to the Stardust Monolith!
OK then.
UserZero uses chat to bypass the silly restriction of not having the time to really talk. Everything goes monochrome for some reason or another, a reason you suspect, this time, is laziness.
*UserZero: now, the loop i previously described? at this point it should be obvious so i'll say it, it broke chara, utterly. only my raw determination-a borrow from ME, not him-kept him going, against his actual will.
*UserZero: my curse of obedience forced him to comply to my will. all the determination he could muster could never break it, for fear of me doing worse. shame he's so intrinsically linked to me.
*UserZero: he could do anything to break the cycle, just watch himself do something pointless and painful again and again and again, over and over. seemed fitting.
*UserZero: as for frisk? think he just kinda ollied outy of the equation at some point...i think at some point it just became chara in the guy's skin so his soul just left for-oh, i don't even know, who cares?!
*UserZero: it's not frisk anymore.
*UserZero: so, anyways, given that the monsters hadn't really proven any self-sufficient cognizance of the loops, imagine my surprise when the late fontface was pointing out how chara didn't come in like he used to.
*UserZero: at the point where he was legitimately noticing stuff, i realized there might be a problem, like, he may actually start screwing with the loops I have made with the six souls.
*UserZero: that's when I came into the picture, again.
*UserZero: didn't really bother explaining the situation in much detail, sans figured most of it out on his own, as did flowey. it got violent, natch.
*UserZero: they didn't do jack.
*UserZero: asgore used his six souls to do something desperate, make a cut to a random dimension. flowey and sans hopped in. he pulled 'you won't be following them you demon!' on me.
*UserZero: he died in like two seconds. lucky those souls remembered me as their savior.
*UserZero: ain't getting used again, not by their indirect killer.
*UserZero: with that, i just took chara and plumped him as my perfectly obedient gatekeeper.
*UserZero: you can stop wasting your words.
*UserZero: you won't negotiate with me, why bother making an exception now?
*UserZero: chara doesn't have any ability to control anything, ergo why god complex is a thing.
*UserZero: as for the curse, well, how are you going to break that?
*UserZero: true, the symbol couldn't be too far from it, but do you know what it looks like?
UserZero, you can just tell, she's grinning. She's relishing this moment, eating it up. It appears saving chara will be considerably more difficult than you realized.
You fall into the pit.
Iron Sword || Obsidian Block = Obsidian Sword (Level 3: 1/4)
Richard dodges as he is no longer in a Diner! The Terrain is Sandstorm as of Sandfall Ampersand's apperance! Ergo, he isn't where Spongebob is infinitely replicating!
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = The Book of All Adventure (Level 8: 1/9)
The Man is currently busy and technically being brainwashed isn't breaking any rules here, so Sandfall Ampersand will do as you say and enjoy not being murdered pre-emptively. Given that God Complex is a stated Chara-killer...
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, first, reminds you that it is in fact 3 periods, not 4, and then gives you a thumbs up and loses 5 PhDs.
Richard beams at the idea of you internally calling him the Godmodder, and also, your confusion. Clearly he likes every opportunity to boast.
Godmodder477: I didn't need to get my hands on it.
Godmodder477: Simple trick, switching a place in my inventory with yours.
Godmodder477: Hammerspace isn't touching anything, so, no hands.
Godmodder477: Yeah, don't mention it. We need all the edge we can get in this war.
Godmodder477: I mean, step back and appreciate this sheer carnage for a second.
Godmodder477: There hasn't been anything this crazy since the Psi Wars, and I was there for that!
Godmodder477: ...Half of it, anyways. And just a spectator. But I was there. It got intense.
6,000 damage to a Knife Cluster!
While it's double actions at the least, it's quite clear that nevertheless you have utterly destroyed the double-action! The clowns within get a bit peeved from what little you can hear-and by peeved I mean they're booing you like some poor actor. Jokefkera (who's name was briefly confused with Jokefker, that's someone totally different), as well as the jester person who you can now blatantly identify as Dimentio (what with the mask-like face, Raymanian Limbs, and the yellow-purple cloak), appear out front to lead in it.
Joker: Now you're just a complete drag!
Kefka: Such a fun-killer!
Dimentio: You, my uninspired swordsperson, are hardly pleasing crowds here! Your act of splitting two loving actions in twain like splitting cucumbers is for naught, however! Nothing stops the will of the Red and the Black!
Hey, wait a minute! I thought I had made clear that the Black is-
Dimentio: Did the man-slash-mythological aqua equidae graduate from Idioto's College for Utter Morons with full honors and a Ph.D in being clueless?
Dimentio: You should know better than to assume a bevy of walls to stop the fictional and nonfictional would stop anything and anyone from knowing about things that are completely incompatible with the current canon!
Dimentio: With walls so flimsy and so often seen through, the REAL question is why we haven't seen anyone from nonfiction enter here in truth, and not through 'surprised' author avatars?
Dimentio: Quite clearly half of you, who would otherwise be enticed as the tiger to the t-bone, are only evading our glorious miracles because of the threat of the very same being!
Dimentio: In any case, the real question, or as real as it gets is, who cares?!
Dimentio: Certainly not me, nor really anyone here! The Red is the only one who we can directly commune with, so his will is also the Black's will! The two mirthful messiahs! They are and aren't!
...Why does that somehow make perfect sense and none at all?
Dimentio: Why, sacred logic, of course!
Dimentio: It must and must not contradict! Like the eternal argument of YouTube commentary!
...Dimentio! Just when you think he couldn't possibly get weirder.
I don't quite get that. They're...Summoned?
5,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! Casino burned! Dimentio doesn't seem too phased, at least.
Dimentio: Ahahah! Marvelous! The Chaos, majestic like a Black Friday Shopping Mall!
SUSPENSE, THE SHEER AMOUNT
It is a chaotic maelstrom of paradox, madness and death, with anyone getting too close getting electrocuted at the very least. It's garish, obnoxiously loud with honking, and there's two/three complete gorillas stationed close to a hole made.
...'Discard' charges?
4,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!
Apparently not.
12,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!
Genesis Dog summoned!
The Paradox Casino floods with money, taking 30,000 damage!...Wait, that's not money. That's green goop. And what's all that in the green goop? Most of it is gold, but, really, what's with the-
Joker: Ah, you think you can bankrupt us?
Kefka: You can't lose on the slots! It only generates Paradox Energies!
Joker: The House ALWAYS wins! And so do the players!
Kefka: Best business in this wretched existence I know, by far! Ahahah!
Ugh...Welp.
A massive dust cloud covers all sight of UserZero as mass chaos rampages within the darkness. No-one can tell the outcome of who will get the Golden Aster, if any.
Suddenly, a group of people falls back! It appears the Vines have stopped several attacks cold...Five remain uncertain, however: Pionoplayer, Jyanpu, Crystalcat, Star, and Irecreeper! The rest fall back, unaware of the ongoing madness.
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Then, something happens. The Man, sputtering and coughing, having issues with the dirt all up in his throat, collapses, sword-less. He vanishes into the ether, but the look on his face is rage, and shame. He stares at Chara for a bit before vanishing into the ether, presumably to stop any further idiodicy against the Innocent one. Captain Falcon frowns, that's Star out of the equation. It appears the sudden target shift caught him off-guard...
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Then, something happens. A monitor, cracked and frozen on a single image, is smashed to the ground. It's broken and the echo of distorted laughter still rings. Richard looks mildly confused as to why that's his very-poorly rendered face on the screen. The Sleuth promptly ascends several rungs in the NaCladder to become Hyper-Ultra-Super Megagod of Absolute Saltue. That's the third time he's been denied a spoil now...
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Then, something happens. The King of All Elements, now back to his more standardized form, is sent backwards, as is the OP King. He says no words, hastily trying to forget that happened, but it is VERY clear that SOMETHING went wrong in that attack. Then again, has brute force EVER won the day against UserZero? Perhaps, more surprising, must be the Vines, for managing to presumably withold such an assault, but who knows? Perhaps some unfortunate soul was mistaken for her in the chaos.
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Time stretches onwards. Agony is all that is known. The newest of newcomers and a veteran and First Guardian (that was, is and/or to be) stand shoulder-to-shoulder, tension painted on their faces. Who's attack pierced the vines, and who's attack is left wanting?
A moment passes.
Then another.
Another moment.
Then, something happens.
Out from the dust cloud, Uncle Grandpa walks out. He looks like a demonic chicken was shoved directly down his pipe-it appears that he unintentionally took the brunt of quite a bit of friendly fire. His expression shows a lot of teeth but no-one can tell if he's smiling or frowning due to that chicken.
Slowly, painfully, he manages to drag his arm out, for the first time in a long time experiencing some serious pain. From his arm, his hand, balled in a fist, extends a thumb outwards.
Its direction tells Crystal everything he would need to know about the success of his attack.
It points towards the earth.
Down, in other words.
"So, don't behead UserZero. Ever."
Uncle Grandpa falls, completely unconscious, along with a sudden horde of people who have a distinct lack of spine and a half-obliterated Colosson, while Jyanpu stares at the now-visible UserZero, the littlest dirt block that could stuck directly into her head, perfectly intact, a pile of viscera and a goldenrod glowing 4, scythe and all, at her feet.
2 damage to UserZero!
UserZero's extreme godmodding energies flare up like a nuclear furnace, incinerating the vines within a yellow fire that makes everyone flinch. It looks like there will be no forward bonus for that blow. The Dirt block wedged into her head melts off, fixing the apparent wound immediately, but the damage has been dealt and her face says it all-rage, the pure pit of rage she is and probably has been for a while, and will probably continue to be. Rage, at the indignities she has suffered, worse and worse every passing moment. Rage, absolute rage.
Then, as if you had suddenly skipped some kind of scene on a television, UserZero is suddenly doing her rather usual cool collected smirk, with no fire, no heat, no nothing, as if this was all standard, the Golden Aster at Jyanpu's feet for his impressive feat of creativity.
After all, when people think Godmodder-damaging attacks, who thinks of a dirt block?
UserZero just stares, her facade of calmness horrific in its own right, as the 4 shuffles into the Pro-Zero lines, scythe ready.
*UserZero: well, i got this thing out of the equation, so that's that!
*UserZero: life is good, amirite?
A massive wave of lag ensures while your combined saltiness nearly kills all life within a considerable distance from spawn. UserZero rolls it back immediately in a more genuine good mood, pleased that you people, at least, are equally insulted by the gesture. How this happened is anyone's guess, though you guess that forces behind an infinite amount of walls may have had quite a few reasons, and hopefully good ones. Or a very cheap sense of humor.
Before anyone asks, those were not in order of elimination. Those were maximized for dramatic effect. In any case, all four non-victorious finalists gain +5 as compensation.
Jyanpu, possibly confused, accepts the Golden Aster. It's either that or let it go to waste-Spoils bind to their owners in mysterious, permanent ways.
Meanwhile, the Paradox Casino gets to work, despite the lag still meaning that I haven't recorded other entity damages at this point. Sue me, we need progress! It first rolls for the most important of their many sacred rituals within, that is to say, Paradox Generation. They roll a 9 for how many, and then on the Paradoxes themselves, created by them and destroyed by UserZero within .00000000000000002 seconds each, they roll, in order: 494! 926! 5100! 1018! 4662! 6818! 3565! 6361! and 831! Small reminder: This is all from the perspective of the Casino...So the House isn't winning.
Two waves of Paradox energy-the dying lashes of their owners-strike Talist's merry band of misfits, all direct to the head! Except sweet, precious Gail, for whom that would probably rend all forms of speech impossible forever. She just gets shot in the leg instead. This doesn't detract from a total of 10 damage! A pebble then falls on Walker, directly upon some exposed critical component and snapping it a bit, doing an armor-ignoring 1 damage.
The rest of it, however...Well, the Paradox Casino's lavishness was at the expense of Paradox Protection they didn't really care about to begin with.
Two more waves of Paradox Energy flow out, then rebound on their users, slamming the Casino for a total of 40,000 damage! Then, the real fun begins (for us), and UserZero hands out Pretzels freely to watch the carnage.
*UserZero: gotta love it when their paradoxes backfire.
First, a hideous glitch Pokemon appears! And if you think this is like Missingno then you're wrong, this is like a horrible Frankenstein-style monstrosity, with several legends stitched together in a monstrosity that is absolutely teeming with Corruption! It immediately barges into the Casino, wielding combinations of moves to spray corruption all over the place like a water park for eldritch abominations! The Clowns, recoiling at the use of a sacred element of Void, rush to kill it before it does any MORE damage, but almost as soon as they mobilize, it teleports back outside and slips into the GS lines, wherein one of its many heads notices one of the GS redshirts, and extends a Palkia hand for fistbumping.. The Redshirt VERY reluctantly fistbump's back. Frankenstein's Pokemon summoned, with an opening 30,000 damage to the Casino!
Then, just as reparations are underway, they are accosted by...Oh good grief not this jerk again. Omega Flowey, THAT jerk to be precise. Or at least, his former Monitor, which may actually be acting independently. You suddenly realize that never really got killed, so this actually makes perfect sense, or at least, more than typical for Paradoxes. The face on the screen opens its mouth wide and laughs a malevolent, mean, menacing laugh, devoid of all humor, instead that of triumph and mockery.
The display switches to that of a massive cartoon bomb, complete with fuse, Wario-Ware style. I have no idea what that'll do when it goes down, but it's apparently going to do it in 5 turns to the entire Hostile faction!
The Clowns ignore it, as right now it's not killing them. They have more important things to worry about, like suddenly having Haruhi Suzumiya crash the party with literally no warning whatsoever. And unfortunately, this is specifically her Pantheonic incarnation that anyone who's played TvTropes may, slightly, be familiar with. The Pantheon do not appreciate the clowns, and Haruhi has adequate reason to believe that she might have just been kidnapped.
I have politely been requested to not describe the rest of the scene until her departure, whereupon I may reveal that Haruhi escaped, but not without making enough ruckus to deal 100,000 damage to the Casino and probably invoking some horrible wrath on them later. Who even knows. Not me.
Dimentio: Well, that's eight of nine. Now, the worst of all! Brace yourselves!
...An inexplicable status effect adds itself to the Paradox Casino. 'Screwed.' It lasts for 3 turns. it appears to do nothing to it whenever it loses stacks, and will not do so now.
Dimentio:...And thus we recieve an Anticlimax, like the tabby cat at the midnight roof barbeque! That was a letdown. Though I expect greater of it when it shows its true effects.
Dimentio: Ah well! Our other duty, immediately! Merrymake, and let us paint the town in rainbows!
They proceed to roll for their statistical advantages next round, their number of attacks and their damage. In order: 8, 6, and 10! It appears they've made up for their bad Paradox luck! The Casino cannot hit lethal this turn; all damage, from any source, will not function if it would mean the Casino (from this point onward) would receive more than 200,000 damage in that one turn! Status conditions cannot be inflicted upon it during this time. with that out of the way, it proceeds to start spinning even faster, creating a whirling circle of Paradox Energies that, suddenly, just kind of 'fall' right off the Casino and onto the ground, spinning into multiple entities! The Defense Core, Leona, the Radar Overseer and the Stardust Sentinel take 40,000 damage! ConsumerOfAll takes 5 damage, -5 from armor...I'm not sure how this cleanly operates for your abilities, but those random generating things are USUALLY positive even at low numbers (though you can ban yourself from extra actions now, please).
Finally, it randomly rolls for bonus charge! On a D6, it rolls a 3! This gives it a bonus +1.
For the sake of your sanity, Ampersand's transformation is done now BUT his new terrain doesn't kick in until the START of next turn. It's been a while. Speaking of which, Ampersand doesn't bother counterattacking Consumer as the damage would be lower than what her armor would be, and as said, he's seen this all before.
The Innocent One uses Banishment! As stated, he banishes himself, never to return. Ampersand would get salty but he's seen this all before, and will simply pick two different victims to use as his puppets this turn instead. The newly-summoned Frankenstein's Pokemon and the pre-existing Prototype 2 suddenly are overcome with murderous intentions, and use Crux Conundrum on, respectively, the Stardust Sentinel and the Information Robot! The Frankenstein's Pokemon is strong enough to outright kill the Sentinel with this attack, gaining Enlightenment, while Prototype 2 uselessly does 5,000 damage to the Information Robot, though still locks it in. This, noteworthily, wastes their actions this turn. Ampersand himself then uses In Memoriam, smacking Leona and the Weapons Core for 7,000 damage and giving them both Radiation and Curse, but also critting them! Except, Leona is powered by a Sun, which is a massive nuclear reactor in effect, which means this merely makes her crit for 2 turns instead, but she's still cursed. The Genesis Dog uses Doghead two times after arriving a bit late, dealing 10,000 damage to the Paradox Casino and destroying 1 Knife Cluster. A lot of balance edits were made: It no longer has Random Crits, it does not gain extra actions to get consumer orders in (so if you get something you may be put on a backlist), its Attack Up requires both actions, and it's gaining of stock and machine parts with charges has turned into a passive instead wherein it gets one stock in one turn and a machine part in the other, for sake of simplicity. Also, a Level 3 Dispenser specifically gives minicrits to one entity of the 3 picked. Oh, and because mechanically having Player HP didn't really accomplish anything I've changed that up for sake of our sanity.
The GM is still flailing to get back into the swing of things but he's trying.
The Avenger's troops just unload into the Paradox Casino, and all the basic attacks of everyone except the Redshirts hit for a grand total of 12,000 damage, plus extending the Casino's burn by a turn! Scientific Progression unlocks the Psionic's Mind Control! It has a high failure chance but can change the action of any entity it's used on! The Schrodinger's Ultron rolls a 57 on D100 where 51 or higher passes, and naturally passes, dealing 10,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!
Ultra Greed's bill comes to $1.35 as he buys both Bumbo and Investment, bringing him down to 15 pennies! He then uses Bling Volcano, nailing the Paradox Casino for a critted 45,000 damage, before the splash hits 3 Knife Clusters and destroys them all! Leicteron hastily primes a GS matter! Captain Falcon unleashes his Falcon Punch! Because it's such a hideously huge charge and entity damage just took a buff, well, let's say Fortification was a nice try on Engie's part. Joshua is sent into the wall at 3000 blocks he's hit so hard and presumably dies there, having taken a whopping 100,000 damage, which even with fortification was more than enough damage to kill him. Leona just bashes the RSM Information Robot for 10,000 damage, Crit and Curse cancelling out.
The Radar Overseer uses EAS Tones Cannon! By popular demand, it hits its counterpart the Information Robot with a massive wave of the most absolutely ear-obliterating EAS tones known to mankind! It takes 50,000 damage to its armor! It then takes 15,000 damage in retaliation because of Crux Conundrum. The A.I. Shell Salvation's Agility Core uses Rocket Flight, gaining 33% Dodge for until the next round (would have been handy earlier) and dealing 40,000 damage to the Paradox Casino! The Weapons Core uses Railgun Sniper Rifle...On Joshua's Corpse, miles away. Though, you get the funny feeling it may have actually hit something else before then, being such a distance...The Defense Core uses Repair Sequence, targeting the Agility Core and restoring a grand total of 1,000 HP. The Informant kills off another Knife Cluster with his Assault Rifle!
Talist regens!
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr uses Peppershaker! He proceeds to pull out quite an unnerving amount of (radiated) cans of Dr. Pepper from an inexplicable pocket! He then brings out multiple cannons fitted just for them, and just waits a second as the war itself does all the shaking for him! He then fires, brining about a massive deluge of Radiated Dr. Pepper everywhere! Every AZ except Leona (deliberately avoided!) is Radiated for 1 turn! The Information Robot fires it's Highway Cascade at the Paradox Casino, lovingly described by ConsumerOfAll. The Casino takes 50,000 damage from the assault!
Engie and Consumer take 2 damage from Radiation!
Chara's Knife Clusters gain 14 extra members and Chara +2s his spawnrate! Before they can act, 4 of them die from Radiation, leaving 8! They just swarm the Avenger and deal 80,000 damage to it! Glitch procs, bringing down Integrity by 5%, and then triggering the Integrity Roll...86 is a pass. The Shield of Murderous Intent struggles to regen against the radiation! Chara himself then acts. Leona, the Defense Core of the Salvation, the Prototype 2 and the Radar Overseer all die! the Radar Overseer's detonation wrecks havoc on AZ lines, dealing an armor-piercing, dodge-ignoring 10,000/3 damage to everything! The Prototype 2's blue-screening has an odd side-effect...Anomaly: Failure summoned! It's hostile! Chara's destructive aura then takes effect, slaughtering the non-new Redshirts and dealing 1,000 damage to everything! But we know something now-we just have to either hold out until God Complex (meaning meatshielding Ampersand for dear life) or figuring out what form the curse takes and disrupting it!
EXOS +1s all GS players!
The Godmodder +2s Ire, Piono and Crystal, before throwing himself directly at the Paradox Casino in a full-body tackle! He deals 50,000 damage direct!
UserZero +4s her whole faction but isn't doing anything else, requiring her whole action to be freed of her prior predicament!
*UserZero: this is going on too long...might miss a deadline here.
*UserZero: tell ya what, i'll start just tossing every boss i have at you one-after-the-other, gatekeepers included, if you want.
*UserZero: obviously would speed things along...
That is an...Interesting offer. Would probably require group agreement.
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 20 celcius (does not proc this turn), adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn.
Weather: Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%.
[???] Monitor: 499,000/500,000 HP. Aimed at Hostiles! Time's Up: IIIII
[H] Anomaly: Failure. 59,000/60,000 HP. 20% dodge.
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 362,718/834,718 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Threshold: 0/200,000 HP. Burned: II Screwed: III Jackpot: IIIIIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 228,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III. God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. IMPORTANT NOTE: God Complex can deal with Chara!
[N] Genesis Dog: 179,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 2. Machines: 1. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II
[GS] The Avenger: 114,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 8/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 8/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 8/10 HP x2. Mind Control: IIII Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 6/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 18,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 2/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[GS] Frankenstein's Pokemon: 349,000/350,000 HP. Flexibility: 0%. Enlightenment: I. Critical: I. Regen: I. Missing Numbers: III Judgroarof Renforced: IIIII
[GS] John: 11/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 138,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage.Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 150/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Trancendence, Bumbo, Investment. Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x4. Kritzkreig: II Aires Armor 5: II Radiation: I
[AZ] Leictreon: 2/4 HP. 0% Position Uncertainty, 1000% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/5 (GS-NU) Primed Matter: 3/5 (GS'-NU'-PZ'). Radiation: I
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 200,500/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Radiation: I
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIII
Mobility Core: 89,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III Radiation: I
Weaponry Core: 76,000 / 100,000 HP. Critting! Sniper Rifle Railgun: III Radiation: II Curse: II
[AZ] The Informant: 64,000/75,000 HP. The Hydra Cannon: III. Backup Call: IIII Radiation: I
[AZ] Hezetor: 15/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ). Radiation: I
[AZ] Talist: 11/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.). Radiation: I
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail. Radiation: I
[AZ] Toast: 15/20 HP. Radiation: I
[AZ] The Golem: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor. Radiation: I
[AZ] Pricey: 16/20 HP. Radiation: I
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 11/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Radiation: II
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 5,500/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Weakened! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII. Radiation: I Action: use Highway Cascade on the Paradox Casino! Locked, all attackers take moderate damage!
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 12/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Radiation: I
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 11/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Radiation: I
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 4. Knife Cluster Spawns: 16 (+2 per turn). Death's Aura: 1,000 damage to all enemeis per turn! 'Refusing' all attempts at murder-find an alternative way to defeat him!
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP (+10,000 HP per turn). Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack! Radiation: I
Suit of Knives: 0/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 10,000/10,000 HP x14; 9,000/10,000 HP x7; 1,000/10,000 HP x1; 92% Integrity.
[AZ-G] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 108/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3730
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[|||] Golden Aster: READY. Owner: Jyanpu. [AZ]
Reverse Von Karma 12/50
DTG Atsume 4/50
Collectionism 3/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 2/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 6/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 6/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: So Chara, I have a question.
Golem: Why wouldn't Omega Flowey have been vulnerable to your attack?
Golem: I can understand it not working during our invulnerability phase, sure...
Golem: But it certainly wouldn't make sense after we were gone.
Golem: And I doubt that it would have anything to do with game balance...
Golem: Especially considering how it ended.
Golem: Which leads me to a conclusion aided by many other details.
Golem: The fact that you responded to my previous mention of Asriel.
Golem: The statement that Asriel would aid in dealing with your second phase.
Golem: The fact that, at the very end of a genocide run...
Golem: You're not the one who kills him.
Golem: Oh, sure, your hand swung the knife.
Golem: But the player makes that one final decision.
Golem: The decision to advance past the text.
Golem: The decision to kill Asriel.
Golem: I don't believe that you're evil. I don't believe you're a demon or an angel of death.
Golem: I believe you had reasons to do what you did.
Golem: Your best friend still likes you.
Golem: You're the only person who understands Asriel, Chara.
The Golem then notices something...
Golem: ... Oh.
Golem: I'm kind of bummed out that we have to take a third option. Fourth option?
Golem: Did those even count as options?
Golem: I don't think they did...
Golem: I mean, it's this whole thing with choice. Our perceptions, Tazz's suggestions, and what, at the end of the day, Tazz is willing to accept.
Golem: So at this point, my perception of choices has gone from murder to diplomacy to not diplomacy.
Golem: The real question now is what form "not diplomacy" takes.
Golem: Especially considering how useless all these hints seem retroactively.
-Uzi exposition-
Golem: What.
Golem: Eenie meenie miney-It's the asterisk isn't it.
Golem: Uh, Richard.
Golem: What can you make out?
Golem: You went to college, go look for an asterisk or whatever symbol the Curse of Obedience takes. Which I'm guessing is an asterisk. Because reasons.
-G.Aster results-
Golem: Ugh. Look, I know that it's a good idea to bring newbs into the game.
Golem: I also know that being elitist is terrible, and I shouldn't.
Golem: That being said, I still disagree with your decision.
Golem: And really, I saw it happening from the moment you announced the semifinalists.
Golem: Three people whose posts you snipped, an attack that wasn't even aimed at Uzi to begin with, and a newcomer.
Golem: Frankly anyone who had shown up and so much as written one sentence you deemed worthy would have won in those semifinals.
Golem: But it's Godmodder damage, and people are frankly almost within rights to feel miffed about it.
Golem: Spoils are honestly almost entirely for bragging rights, because nobody uses them.
Golem: Bfurry, Bomber, Crystal, Topaz(Where are they anyways), Hezetor(Leveling system, I guess. And you didn't exactly let them give the spoil away.) And me, I suppose.
Golem: 8 bosses, 8 spoils, fully charged, barely used.
Golem: But I digress.
Golem: It's a competition.
Golem: People are bound to be upset if you choose something they don't want you to.
Golem: Side note, the notion that tossing a dirt block is creative is basically the same thing as saying a thrown stick is somehow interesting by virtue of it dealing damage to Uzi.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
For all Pro-Zeros, I think we should keep track of $HaveARottenDay$. He is a Delta godmodder, which means Richard will try to kill him in order to rank up.
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Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
((Woah this is quite the thread you got here... I'm thinking about playing, but i don't where to start.))
My current avatar is my fursona version of Jax.
Basic info, this time updated:
Terrain: Desert. Every turn the temperature raises for +20%, and summons one Desert Obelisk. 3 Obelisks = Special Event. 100% Temperature = Entities get burns.
Weather: Sandstorm. Airborne entities damaged every turn, Evasion lowered, entities have a 10% chance of hitting the wrong entity.
Events: Throne Wars, may ignore/null your post if you don't make a throne, and Sandfall, which is Egypt-in-a-nutshell.
Sides: Support-A-Serial-Killer (PZ), Avoid-Paradoxes (AZ), Slay-Both-Godmodders (GS), Do-Whatever-You-Want (N), Kill-Everything-That-Moves (H).
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard G, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill)
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is no longer vulnerable because the turn ended, Sans got killed by Richard, Twin (Again) made another crazy Illuminati boss called Sandfall Ampersand.
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Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
((No, I not sure if I understand the rules. I'm expect more of an explanation from Tazz, not you Francisco, but thanks for trying to help.))
My current avatar is my fursona version of Jax.
ENTITIES:
Paper Bob Ross, N, HP 1/1
+Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing.
-Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another.
-Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
INVENTORY:
Portrait of Charian Gray: Has no mechanical significance. Or possibly all of it. Who knows.
Backpack: Component.
Tow truck array: Component.
CHARGES/ALCHEMY/SUMMONS:
+3 to Crystal.
ENTITY ACTIONS:
None.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1.
2.See below.
Canon is sitting at a drafting table, doodling on an elaborate blueprint relating to some pepper-associated attack on Chara, having long since learned to tune out the noise of war burgeoning around her. Something pricks her ears through the clamor though; the sound of Uzi shouting in Rage, intense heat, and then the yelling.
“Where’s the Golden Aster?”
None of my concern, I’m only concerned with advancing the push to Yggdrasil.
“Who has the Golden Aster?”
Crystal should, that was a fantastic attack--
“Who’s that new guy, and why does he have the Golden Aster?”
Whoa whoa wait what. Canon rises from her chair, snapping her fingers and summoning a pair of binoculars, scanning the field. They weren’t wrong, some fool dressed like Donald Duck has the aster. She throws the binos away and calls Bob Ross over with a snarl. She begins digging in his afro, standing on her tiptoes to reach, eventually finding what she’s looking for, the ball of star stuff connecting Bob Ross to the Plot Development, intrinsic to all entities. It only takes a split moment of quick thinking for her to formulate a Psycho-Portal out of nothing, slapping it on the silvery ball of narration and diving headfirst through the tiny doorway.
She comes out fist-first, from his monitor, into his face, bowling him out of his chair. Wasting no time, she straddles his chest, slugging him repeatedly square on the nose, first breaking bone, then painfully jamming those broken bones, flaring already screaming nerve endings, causing him immediate and unbearably singular pain such that he may pass out. She punctuates each punch with a single phrase.
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You dun f***ed up!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”
“You’re wrong!”LAST TURN RECAP:
I made a portrait of Charian Gray, also some components for an alchemy.
FLAVOUR:
Canon emerges from Uzi's lair dressed in a fancy suit, straightening her tie. Unspeakably dapper.
OOC:
No nullpost this time.
DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
===== ooc =====
===
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 14/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 14/16
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 3/? ???
=====
Instead of doing anything constructive, i stop to laugh at Canon's screw up. I proceed to engage in Schadenfreude with much of the server, all of us laughing at Canon.
Then, i teleport Canon to a Stadium of Schadenfreude, a place where tf2 players can laugh at the person in the Stadium enmasse. They laugh for hours, and hours...
Until one of us dies from laughing.
Shocked, the crowd is convinced that Canon used her "laughing powers" to make the man laugh to death, even though an anti-magicoranygimmicks field is up. I then commit the crime of kicking her in a bottomless pit, while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" Of course, said crime is promptly cleared up by how nice my Strange Scoped Spartan looks.
Hint: The buttom of the pit not only exists, but is made of lots of dogs.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 2
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8 bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Falls [9] Wright [7] Gambler's Gredideir [5] The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
1/50 arf
11/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
2/50 Dog. God.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to Consumer
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
This will be expanded later.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Walking Turret 4/10
Small House 5/5
Now just entering the battlefield, I notice Paper Bob Ross! Seeing such a sight gives me a enough determination to finally finish my not so humble abode! Deciding that I don't need it and being such a Bob Ross fan, I give the Small House to Paper Bob Ross! Suddenly though, as soon as Paper Bob Ross steps into the house, it disappears into the ether! As it turns out, the house was also a huge fan of Bob Ross, and it wanted him all to itself, so it teleported them both into nothingness! I will never understand how houses think sometimes...
(Technically, this isn't an attack, since I 'gifted' Paper Bob Ross something that I didn't know would hurt him. Although also technically I did attack him sooo.... I dunno if this'll work or not.)
But, then I begin to think about how I just lost my house, my shoes, and Paper Bob Ross! Almost instantaneously, I'm thrust into a blind rage! I rush towards the nearest entity, which just so happens to be the RMS Information Robot X. Having no weapons on me, I rush towards it with my fists punching it as hard as I can and....bleeding all over the place. Somehow a small drop of blood managed to get into one of the wires and run all the way down into the mainframe of the robot! Blood works in mysterious ways...
I begin to think of something to calm me down from this rage, which just so happens to be a baby velociraptor wearing a tophat, bowtie, tuxedo top, and a monocle of course!
Fancy Baby Velociraptor 1/7
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 17/50.
Charge #6: 11/50. (+1 from Tabbune)
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 7/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 4/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 3/11
PREVIEW: (Magic Cueball && Computer && Searchable Database && Multiversal Wikipedia) && Essence of Knowledge && Green Sun Plasma == Transitory Omniscience Mechanism
(TOM for short)
This engine is basically meant to grant even greater knowledge -- the Magic Cueball is fused with a database and a Wikipedia-analog to make its vast knowledge searchable, indexable, and otherwise less obscure, then mixed with a computer to provide an interface. The Green Sun Plasma is there because the Green Sun is the sun most closely linked with omniscience, while the Essence of Knowledge is there to sort of tune the results.
==Action/RP==
Crystal cues up the Pure Magic Eye, searching for the symbol of the Curse of Obedience. He also shouts over to Richard, "Hey! I suggest you try and find that Curse symbol, Chara is wiping the floor with us over here! Besides, you just ranked up, why not flex your newfound power a bit by helping us grab and destroy that Curse so we can actually keep some entities on the field?"
==Entities==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
It was at this moment when Francisco yelled.... I DID NOT MEAN THE ANCESTOR!
Seriously, I said Fallen Archangel, not just Archangel. I did not mean the Ancestor, but a half-godmodder.
Oh, right, almost forgot. "Half-godmodder" is how I call someone more powerful than a hacker, but less powerful than an alpha godmodder.
I hope this prevents any confusions!
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Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
Action
------------------
Iron Sword || Obsidian Block = Obsidian sword - 2/??
Something Worth Trying = 3/5
Entity - Fujiwara no Mokou = 1/10
I instantly summon a random turret on the battlefield, directing it rit towards Chara. Charging up, a volley of super pointy, super sharp homing knives fly right towards them; fighting fire with fire!
I'll probably put something here sooner or later.
@tazz: The guy in that post was most certainly NOT Dimentio. Dimentio is the prince of the Dark Carnival, and probably watching the glorious accumulation of paradoxes getting ready to spill itself outwards in Minecraftia. (or where-ever it is that you have him. He IS a GM-controlled NPC) But nah, he's not Dimentio. I definitely wouldn't call Dimentio "nondescript", would you? That color palette is VERY distinct, as is the whole being 2D thing.
Diluvium AND energy condenser = super water orb thingie 1/16
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 6/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 12/16
12/20 for a space station
12/50 for an open deal?
33/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Ker wakes up and destroys the two gates he made. The future one so Archangel can't come back, and the Bar one because there can be only ONE door in every universe, so he technically made a paradox by creating another one.
Next, he reminds Crystal and Golem that Chara is a soulless demon. She's empty. Just like him. Psychology won't help them on this one.
At last, he waits while everyone finishes what they're doing so he can begin his three-hours-long speech.
Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to start off by reminding you of our dear ancestors. Must of you know their names, but I will still tell them.
The Psi Godmodder.
The Gemini.
The Archangel.
The Player.
The Soldier.
The Alchemist.
The Hidden.
The Kerbal.
The Spelunker.
The Veteran.
The Sleuth. He points out at him, in the back.
The Captain.
The Renegade.
The Scientist.
The Commander.
Now, I have been searching for MY ancestor. Because, ancestors are your echoes, your doppelgangers. They are you, in some way. And they can be found in four places.
Space. The other planets and galaxies.
Time. The past.
Soul. The split personalities.
Reality. The dimensions and alternate realities.
So, I searched, and searched, and guess what I found? No ancestors. Anywhere. In. This. Goddamn. Universe.
But, I found out the explanation. I do not have ancestors, because I AM an ancestor. And so I found my descendant. May I present to you, this Earth's descendant of mine, FRANCISCO SCARAMANGA JUNIOR!
Francisco_Jr has joined the game.
A person spawns next to Ker. He has light blue eyes, blond hair and light skin, wears a black shirt, white trousers and a white coat.
Idiots and idioticos! I guess there is not a welcome party for me? Well, anyways, you are going to regret ever doing something against Aer'Kethri.
It's Ker'Athri, Franc.
Doesn't matter. Go on, continue the speech!
Francisco summons himself a bag of popcorns. Ker looks at him with annoyance, then continues talking.
The next matter is, the King of All Elements. Looks like I am going to regret ever siding with the Goatstoppers. Because, well, he was the big star of the Elemental Ascendance. And I think I can demask it now, because we are going to die anyways, and that Cthulhu flower is dead.
It all started with the OverPowered King. He created the Elemental, planning to transform it with six people and their six elements.
Battlefury. Oblivion.
Ninjatwist. Nonexistence.
Nyarly. Chaos.
Consumer. Grief.
The Walker. Void
And me. Darkness.
We were supposed to join into one being.
We were supposed to defeat the False God.
We were supposed to be great. But guess what? Like our friend over there said.....
Ker's eyes turn solid black, like someone replaced them with black quartz spheres.
I T
W A S
A L L
J U S T
A
J O K E !
They turn back to normal.
And what would I suspect? Hell, I was siding with our enemies, although Consumer and Battlefury were there too. By the way Fury, sorry for that Temmie attack, I forgot that you are on our side. And sorry Consumer for being a total moron. But it does not matter anymore. Now, the King of all Elements will kill us all. And Hera will probably kill me too, for being in contact with the Elemental Ascendance. But, I prepared something special....
So, may I have the last word, FRANCIS! DO YOUR BEST!
Francisco throws the popcorns on the ground and places four rails in a circle. Then, he takes
101TNT Minecarts and places them all on one rail block. At last, he walks through them.FRANCISCO YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT YOU IDIO-
ERROR: This bananabus has crashed
Ker'Athri has left the game.
Francisco_Jr has left the game.
UserZero has left the game.
Godmodder477 has left the game.
[Everyone else has crashed too]
Because this would be a perfect opportunity to escape, that doesn't happen. The game starts itself again.
Everyone has joined back. And because of that crash, something special has happened....
Ted Cruz, the Killer of Zodiacs. 1/1 HP. Unkillable: True. Hate for Zodiacs: ∞
This entity of pure hatred has only been made to oppose Ampersand's „Zodiac“ attack and kill the ancestors that appear. Every turn, he gains +1 HP. He only gets vulnerable when Ampersand is dead, and the person who kills him gets the title „Trump's Acolyte“. Have fun.
Also, Francisco's sheer irritation power that is over 9000 combines with the crash's powers, making an attack against Ampersand and the King of all Elements.
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Fortress of Ker'Nor:
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Darth Nihilus: 30/50 (+4 from Uzi)
Uroboros: 0/50
Plague Doctor: 0/50
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Nope
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Tazz, what the hell is the Intangible Modpack? You forgot to tell me.
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
21/50 Ultra-Decorrupter(+1 me, +1 My Factory, +1 Tabbune)
41/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
32/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 Tabbune
So right now the big threat is Chara, who for some reason did not instantly kill the Paradox Casino. But unless Chara is somehow taken down, it is only a matter of time before he can do some truly nasty actions. EXOS, a little elaboration on that point?
Based on the calculation of Chara's attack as "instant death with absolutely no exceptions" and his defense as "ignores everything, no exceptions", Chara would win a 1v4 against {REDACTED}, The Incarnate, The ACNTT, and The Secret Of The Void in 2 rounds. And yes, I even calculated {REDACTED}'s health as Graham's number to the power of itself and its damage as Graham's number (its health is so large that even if the entire Forums was converted into zeros, that still wouldn't be enough zeroes to show the number in full, and it took 10 minutes just to calculate).
Well first off, see if you can get Dimentio to go away by proving that his master would still die in one hit to Chara. And secondly, initiate a Godslayer protocol against Chara.
Chara isn't a godmodder.
Which is a statement of how much of a threat he is.
And it won't do anything. NOTHING can do anything to Chara.
I have a theory that just might work. Namely, that Chara is spamming the dreaded piece of bad game balance known as Iron Heart Surge.
You mean that ability that, though supposedly meant to get rid of status effects, can actually end any condition in the world, such as "able to die" or "vulnerable to attack"? How would that explain her offense, though?
He ends the condition of "[entity name] exists". Normally, Rule Zero would stop this by stopping or corrupting the effects (such as turning the refusal of the condition "vulnerable to attack" by encasing him in bedrock), but we all know UserZero has plenty of ways to cheat things like that.
So wouldn't he just refuse whatever we pull on him?
Walking Turret 5/10
Fancy Baby Velociraptor 2/7
After getting my knuckles bloodied up (from my own blood), I now stand alone. Still having no clue who's aligned or who and what's going on. Seeing all the creatures, a killer clown posse, a child murdering psychopath, a mind controlling hourglass. I don't know what to think of it all. I stand alone. Between the Godmodder Slayers, the Neutral, the Pro and Anti Zero. I don't go into any of them. Suddenly while thinking of what to do, my head is flinched backwards,and I pass out. I wake up about 3 seconds later.
I rush towards the seventh closest entity towards me, which just so happens to be Captain Falcon! I rush towards him and attempt to tackle him, but I go no where near him. Instead, I'm a convenient axe that is a foot away from Mr. Falcon. I start wrestling with the axe and I manage to start losing, knowing there's no way I could ever beat such a strong entity, I chuck it away, which just so happens to be towards Captain Falcon. Before I start making my retreat, I notice how the axe is stuck in Captain Falcon! To ensure my escape works, I decide to kick the axe in deeper, and to twist while it's in him so it's harder for it to escape! I then begin to start my hasty exit. Once I'm safish, I pass out again.
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
==Turn 2==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 18/50.
Charge #6: 12/50.
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 8/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 5/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 4/11
==Action/RP==
Crystal’s eye sparks purple as he seems to receive information from an outside source. Said outside source being a being that has ascended beyond DTG in its entirety, now deigning to communicate with us mere mortals through the medium of pestering. I refer, of course, to the not-quite-dead TheLordErelye.
He pulls out a piece of purple chalk, reshapes the land around him into a passable stone ritual plain, and draws a massive ritual circle with said chalk. (which the magically-inclined or knowledgeable about witchery will recognize as Otherwhere chalk) He lines the circle with reproductions of the mark , also known as the Heretic's Mark, before placing an amber lantern in the center of the circle and filling it with ink from a vial he pulls out, ink that seems to be exceptionally pure. In fact, it’s almost as if the ink was drawn straight from the less-eldritch parts of the Inky Abyss through the medium of, say, a black inky ring emblazoned with a squid, more than a year ago in real time. He stands in the circle and begins to chant, “Y’g’uln geb’agl vt’ftuyoi’bthnk. Y’g’uln geb’agl m’ai fteyuh hlirgh-hlirgh’hupadgh. Y’athg-s’uhn. Ch’geb. Y’g’uln. Ntaga!"
Upon the utterance of the final word, something happens.
==Entities==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.