I test out the Sunbringer on Twitchy by spamming the flamethrower for 7 hours. I then put up a billboard telling people to give me charges and stand on top of it to dodge Sans's attack.
Welp, let's be on our guard. Sans seems like a sympathetic enough character, so I won't be targeting him.
However, I will be dodging that attack of his...
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 35/50
Shock Trooper Part A: 10/50
Snow Tank: 10/15
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 3/9
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 3/7
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 3/7
I +Assist TwinBuilder.
I, not wishing to fall victim to Sans's attack, perform a graceful backflip into the branches of a tree! I climb up the tree and opt to stay in its top until next turn.
There is an awkward pause, during which the failure of the other two charges to be used becomes apparent. Walker shrugs, and decides to use the other two charges. One of them is another summon.
Roughly Twenty Ninjas: 5000/5000 (X20) (75% dodge chance, unless targeted with AoE attacks - targeting multiple ninjas with single-target attacks does not count)
Something Big: 50/50 (EXPENDED)
The other charge, he uses to try to slay Ultra Greed in a display of overkill, all at once! His sword shimmers as he unsheathes it, literally causing the landscape to explode merely by waving it around. He shines some old blood off of it, then stabs the ground. The ground essentially reacts by failing to exist anymore. With the land cleared all the way down to bedrock, Walker then teleports over to Ultra Greed, winds up his sword in preparation for a mighty attack... then promptly kicks Ultra Greed into the hole to bedrock, letting fall damage do all the work for him. Something Big: 50/50 (EXPENDED)
Wraith's investigations reveal that the Mysterious Man seems to hold strong control over a wide range of elements. Also, it may find out that he did not originally have this power... perhaps this mystery needs further investigation.
The Mysterious Man surveys the battlefield, then chuckles quietly upon noticing a certain person.
"Sans. Sans the skeleton... I remember what I was told about you. Or, more accurately, seen some of your power for myself. You'd be surprised what one can learn from the sidelines... Although I suppose I'm not there anymore right now. Oh well. So, what exactly do you plan to accomplish here? I just can't figure that out from where I'm standing now."
He shrugs.
"Then again, I'm hardly one to talk. Only brought along the weakest copy of my weapon, in a war involving someone at about Omega Plus strength."
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 5/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 2/? Level ?
H
Actual action=========
Im bored.
I try to pin down sans with an attack that includes 4/4 upgraded ice monkeys with their specialty building fully upgraded and boosted in everyway, Falls, and 4/4 glue monkeys. Oh, and the Death Star's tractor beam. I then summon a Absurdly Rich Robloxian
Annoying Dog: Ensure your survival by using Patch Quilt one final time
Adventure Fredbear: Attack sans.
==== Expended Charge: 20/20 (3 from engie, 3 from userzero 1+ from comsumer) Finished!==== .
I am rather glad i decided to check up on here again, or else i won't have detected that oneplus.
I summon an EXTREMELY SKILLED NINJA PLAYER
Conservation_of_Ninjutsu
[PZ-PL]20/20
Very high attack and minicrit chance, not to mention a high dodge chance but abysmal defense.
Special: Smoke Bombs: The player uses 6 smoke bombs and stuns and damages random enemys for 4000-11000 damage
Passive: Conservation of Ninjutsu: As Roughy Twently Ninja's die, gain minor stat bonuses from each dead ninja (1+ Atk, 1+ defense)
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Golem: Well, it's not like I can really do anything about my associates. I'd say that in this world, it's kill or be killed, but I don't think that really stacks up in this place. Entities fight because they're told to, Players fight because they feel obligated to, and everything dies because immortal players have no reason to stop bringing things into this conflict.
Golem: I'd apologize, but it'd seem disingenuous, what with my having summoned you. Sorry about that, by the way. My hand was forced.
Golem: Regardless, I hold in my metaphorical hands the power to summon Papyrus. I'm not quite sure where that'd go, but if you don't want me to, I'll respect your wishes. I have plenty of other things I could do, anyways, and bringing people into conflicts was never really something I wanted to do. I wanted war, but a war without casualties. Of course, this isn't really an ideal place for pacifism, what with everyone dying left and right. Speaking of which...
I pull out a plaster Gaster Blaster. Wait, this is probably illegal, isn't it. Ugh. I quickly smash it into Twitchy's face, then pull out a black box. I draw a card from it, then raise it above my head, causing Twitchy to be bombarded with excrement appearing from thin air.
Let him kill our whole team for all I care. I will just do what I always do and trudge ahead blindly. That being said, I use my flailbldae to call up a hurricane that carries a whole 5 tons of fish from a relatively close ocean biome. I then use my ichtyokinesis to crush all of them into Twitchy.
MZ: So now you know exactly what laws everyone here is breaking.
Taking a break from abusing my mind-based equipment for vengeful fire with fire fighting, I drop a dragon's hoard on Twichy, the typical array of gold, weaponry, gemstones, and statuary. Then I warp it away, no sense in cluttering up the battlefield with worthless gold.
Entity orders:
The Wraith investigates the Mysterious Man, thereby robbing them of some of their mystery.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
...Thinking about it, that's probably where that conflict started.
True mages? They're just people with a natural affinity for a base aspect of reality, who can reshape it as they wish.
Wraiths? Dead people wandering around as spirits, they can't gain new abilities anymore, only use them, it's as depressing as it sounds. Alhambra considers them full citizens, and Lacrima can ward off the decline that plagues them, even allowing some who lived through the war to still grace the streets. They're also the main species represented in the Order of the Peacock, since they've been closed to new recruits for a long, long, time.
Werecreatures? Well, I don't want my privacy invaded like that right now, or anyone that I know away from work's, so maybe later? Oh, but I will say that most Earth nations consider them 'monsters' not 'people'. That's probably where I got my hang-ups centering on that word from, trying to figure out what the difference was, and why I should care? At least the City doesn't care who or what you are, just what you do or believe.
Oh, I haven't said anything about the dreamlands yet, have I? Yeah, I can talk about that for a while.
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Or is it the kind of plan you keep to yourself while you manipulate people?
MZ: And the Immortals and Mages keep thinking aren't obvious?
Sans Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Hm?
MZ: You seem like a reasonable person...
MZ: Someone who really doesn't want anyone to die.
MZ: I really wish that were possible.
MZ: Since I'm really only here to protect someone and gather resources.
MZ: Ah, but what would a monster like me know about being reasonable?
MZ: Let me know if you're really up for negotiating anything.
MZ: I'll be waiting...
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
(Right so, 2nd post I've missed. And I still need to gather charges from like 4-3 updates...)
//Focused Post!//
Charges:
II: 14/15 +1 base
III: 13/25 +1 base
iv: 3/30 +1 base
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 MegaMinEr
Action:
Twitchy, Hivemind, whatever; I dig some gravel to get some flint, combine it with an iron ingot to make a flint & steel and then set the monstrosity on fire.
Alchemy:
Iron Sword && Furnace = Iron Forgeblade (Level 3: 2/4)
A whole bunch of wood.
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A ridiculously large amount of cobblestone.
A few stacks of gravel.
A 1/4 stack of flint.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few more stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
A duo of diamonds.
A quintet of empty buckets.
A quartet of obsidian.
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 46/50(+0 others +1 from me)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives ??? 3/?
Then I try another alchemy: School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives ??? 3/?
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Right after that I use candy five onto a random AG entity.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 10/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 10/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 9/11
==Action==
Crystal takes the Ebbmetal Sword and stabs Twitchy. If Twitchy’s dead, he stabs the Hivemind instead.
==Entities==
The Imperator takes Contract from Below and Spirit of the Night. It immediately activates Airborne to dodge sans’ attacks!
The Imperator fires everything at Twitchy, while Ramsay also does an all-out attack on Twitchy.
If Twitchy is dead, the attacks target the Hivemind itself.
The other chefs use their special abilities, Good Eats targeting the Imperator itself and one other damaged AG entity. The Guest Star ability summons a Wizened Hag, another cook - along with her black iron pot! She licks her lips... it looks like she's looking for some food, and she is not especially focusing on any cows around.
Wizened Hag [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 125,000/125,000
Hag's Cauldron [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 175,000/175,000 Life Absorbed: X
(Credit to Bomber for the idea and stats!)
A twisted, cannibalistic monster. She used to be a young woman with great knowledge in horticulture and arcane practices, but soon began self-experimentation. She continued her experiments deep in the woods, cooking and eating anyone unfortunate enough to be captured. Now, she has been given the great honor of being our first Guest Star!
Into The Pot - ||||
Can be cast immediately after the Wizened Hag is summoned. Cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed. The Hag throws an entity into the pot for four turns, where they are unable to attack. Every turn, the entity takes 5,000 damage until they are released from the Cauldron.
Taste The Stew - |||
The Wizened Hag tastes her stew in the cauldron, healing for a base of 20,000. This base increases by 1,000 for every turn an entity is in the pot. Obviously, cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed.
Tenderize - ||
The Wizened Hag attacks a target brutally, softening their flesh and lowering their defenses.
Seasoned To Perfection - ||||||||
The Wizened Hag improves her stew with rare herbs, doubling how much it heals her and how much damage it deals per turn!
Feel free to balance as needed, Tazz. To start off, the Wizened Hag uses Into the Pot, tossing in a High Knife Cluster!
==Responses/RP==
Crystal looks over at Flowey's location, obviously intrigued by his proposition.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn One=
(17 / 40) Water of Doom -> change -> Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+3, FSBN)
+1 to Insert +1 to Toast +1 to FBSN
=Action=
I attempt to speak with Sans.
ag: "Come on, Sans." the Sleuth pleads. "Throw me a BONE for summoning you."
Suddenly, everyone's camera control is forcibly ripped away from them for a second as all the cameras zoom in on me. I shrug.
ag: "please don't kill us oh godmodder"
I then proceed to ring up another random player; this time, some random chap called CharaDidNothingWrong. I proceed to toss him the Killing Spree, and nudge him in the general direction of the Hivemind. This doesn't have the intended effect, as CharaDidNothingWrong attempts to forcibly de-head me with my knife. I then proceed to do a generic panicked scream, and run in the general direction of the Hivemind as the player chases me. As I near the Hivemind, I narrowly avoid an attack from my recently summoned player, and this hits the Hivemind. I then duct-tape a paper Sans mask to the Hivemind, and sprint off as CharaDidNothingWrong attempts to eviscerate the Hivemind / Sans Mask.
CharaDidNothingWrong has amazing evasion abilities, and easily avoids every single last one of the Hivemind's attacks, while constantly stabbing it with the Killing Spree. Meanwhile, I throw Legendary Heroes at CharaDidNothingWrong, increasing his attack power slowly, but surely. I also throw a few Sea Teas, just to make him even harder to hit. Sans eventually takes offense that I summoned basically Chara for whatever reason, and fires a salvo of bones towards him. CharaDidNothingWrong avoids nearly last bone, and most of them hit the Hivemind for okay-ish damage. CharaDidNothingWrong is unstoppabl-
*cue heart-snapping noise*
GAME OVER
You cannot give up just yet... CharaDidNothingWrong! Don't lose hope!
CharaDidNothingWrong promptly loads a save, then leaves the server. With the Killing Spree in hand.
I decide to create a new sans-proof barrier: The CAPSBLOCK. the CAPSBLOCK is a unique barrier that automatically blocks any attack against the GS team that is not written in all caps. Since sans is unable to use capital letters, this makes sans unable to attack the GS faction, and will also likely trip up a few inattentive players. This effect lasts for 3 rounds.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 32/50
Government 8/50
Hyperstorm Boss 50/50 +3 nulitor +2 from crusher Complete! (Waiting)
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John unleashes an attack on twitchy. He grabs fear no anvil and slams the ground. A slight rumbling begins, slowly rising in magnitude. A giant flaming dragon arises and breaths a destructive wave of flame at twitchy. John hops on top of the dragon and bites his ears. The dragon, now enraged charges straight at Twitchy, knocking over whatever is in his path. Tree- gone. Tower- gone. User Zero- well, he takes a quick detour, but only to gain more momentum. The dragon trips in his rage, but obviously on purpose to gain more power, and crush Twitchy. Of course he misses, and John is flung off the dragon. "Do I have to take care of this myself". In true barbaric fashion, John teleports back to where the dragon emerged from the ground. He charges straight at Twitchy. Innocent villagers- gone. Army of chickens- gone. Richard... "DARN IT GODMODDERS, STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY CHARGE". Yelling a barbaric yell, he takes a leisurely stroll around the chaos blocking his attack. He then takes his weapon, whacks himself on the head, picks up a giant boulder, puts it down because it's too heavy, and then finally decides to just try to hit twitchy. He sprints towards the boss and trips on the dragon just standing in the middle of his path. "Seriously, it's like I'm doing the exact same thing this dragon did a couple of minutes ago". "Fine, twitchy, you win, you all win, you all are horrible people, and I don't care anymore". Nobody hears him of course, but while he was crying, a giant meteor falls from the sky and crushes Twitchy.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Alchemy: Battery || Fire Essence = Prototype Fire Storage (level ?) 1/?
+3 to battlefury13
Walker seems to be unsure what to do. He thus takes a slash at Sans, presumably missing completely, the blade of the sword taking a chunk of ground away. Briefly, his eyes stare into Sans's own.
...
It seems that, if Sans can look deeper than the mask, he should be able to observe that Walker is literally incapable of mercy. Said animatronic decides to leap away to prevent himself from being dunked on right this moment.
The Mysterious Man chuckles.
"While I appreciate at least ONE of you being curious enough to attempt to learn about my story, I think I'll only reveal one thing at a time per person who comes to me for answers. Which means, the more people that want to know me, the more I'll let those people know me. Oh, by the way... Richard, UserZero, whoever else may want to bypass my mystery in one go, NO PEEKING. Let's just say you won't like what you find if you do that."
Ante Up!: 14/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 29/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Executioner: 35/50 =================================================== (+2 from Tazz, +3 from Crystal, +3 from Generic)
+3 to Mythic
Bomber recoiled a bit in shock, surprised by the announcement. "T-the Eye of Terror exploded!? How is that even possible?" He took a few moments to process this new information. At first, he didn't believe it. How could it be? The Eye of Terror was hundreds, maybe thousands of light years wide! A whole area where the fabric of reality was worn and torn! The birthplace of Slaanesh and the deathbed of the Eldar! Taking a few deep breaths, he regained his composure. "That can't be..." Bomber stopped himself. It must be true. He could read the humans rather well, and there was little chance they were lying. Remaining a bit skeptical, he asked for them to elaborate. "Do you know any more information on how this happened?" One of the crew members replied. "We aren't sure, really. Cadia reported a rise in... psychic activity before it happened. Thankfully, Cadia survived the worst of the blast. The planets that were within are probably gone."
Bomber lost himself in thought. Any number of things could have caused this, but this didn't sound right. Not at all. The status quo of the universe had been upheld for the longest time. Few things ever developed beyond skirmishes. The metaphorical tide of Orks conquering world after world stopped avancing. The 13th Black Crusade was considered a partial success, only to never go anywhere. A constant, sickening stagnancy. The kind of stagnancy Nurgle revels in. "Eugh... I fancy the concept of the occasional plague, but unending cycles sound dreadful. Bomber would have to investigate this catastrophe further, but for now his focus lied on the war here.
Glaring at Twitchy, Bomber prepared a spell that would slow her down. Muttering arcane words, a large, ethereal clock face appeared behind him. The hands, moving at a normal speed, began to slow down. The tolling of the clock's chime grew deeper and deeper as time slowed further around Twitchy. With Twitchy slowed, Bomber now had ample time to set up. Walking over to Twitchy, he pulled out a large barrel and set it at her feet. It was filled to the brim with gunpowder. It was surprising how much explosives he set up, effectively covering Twitchy in a pile of explosive barrels up to her waist-analogue.
It was only now that Twitchy noticed the mound of large barrel bombs surrounding her. In her slowed state, she attempted to free herself, but was simply too slow to escape. Bomber lit a cigar, taking a brief smoke. "You know, sometimes you just can't beat the classics. In a swift motion, Bomber flicked the lit cigar into the pile of volatile explosives. All of the gunpowder ignited, creating a massive chain reaction that made a catastrophic explosion. A chunk of the oceanic platform sloughed off into the ocean, causing Twitchy to stumble backwards into the cold depths. Judging by the geography, it was probably a steep drop-off from where the cliffs ended. Bomber took a whiff of the air, enjoying the sulfuric smell left behind by the blast.
It was then that he took notice of the arrival of a certain skeleton. He didn't really seem like much, wearing casual attire and a tattered crimson scarf. Bomber knew better than to assume so little of someone, especially after what he had seen.
"So I'd take it you are sans, then. I've heard many things about you."
"I regret that we could not meet on friendlier terms, but you know how it is."
He paused for a moment, taking a breath.
"That doesn't mean I am going to feel guilty, though. You stand in the way of my progress - our progress. Maybe if you end up surviving all of this..."
Bomber laughed, almost mirthlessly.
"Well, I'm afraid that outcome is unlikely."
"Don't feel too bad about me murdering you. After all, it's just business."
I test out the Sunbringer on Twitchy by spamming the flamethrower for 7 hours. I then put up a billboard telling people to give me charges and stand on top of it to dodge Sans's attack.
And again...: 46/50 (+2 from compensation)
Marvel of Machinery: 15/50 (+2 from compensation)
some loser: 8/25 (+2 from compensation)
Broken Nemesis && Repair Kit = Nemesis (4/4) complete!
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (4/5)
NEW: Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = ??? (1/?)
+2 to Twin.
Avatar: The generic Steve avatar
It's High Noon
Welp, let's be on our guard. Sans seems like a sympathetic enough character, so I won't be targeting him.
However, I will be dodging that attack of his...
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 35/50
Shock Trooper Part A: 10/50
Snow Tank: 10/15
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 3/9
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 3/7
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 3/7
I +Assist TwinBuilder.
I, not wishing to fall victim to Sans's attack, perform a graceful backflip into the branches of a tree! I climb up the tree and opt to stay in its top until next turn.
Support: 45/100 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
18/30
3/20
The World's Best Minecrafter takes this rather opportune moment, when everyone is focused on Sans, to peform a CRITICAL BACKSTAB on the Imperator.
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Walker: level 2, 681500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
There is an awkward pause, during which the failure of the other two charges to be used becomes apparent. Walker shrugs, and decides to use the other two charges. One of them is another summon.
Roughly Twenty Ninjas: 5000/5000 (X20) (75% dodge chance, unless targeted with AoE attacks - targeting multiple ninjas with single-target attacks does not count)
Something Big: 50/50 (EXPENDED)
The other charge, he uses to try to slay Ultra Greed in a display of overkill, all at once! His sword shimmers as he unsheathes it, literally causing the landscape to explode merely by waving it around. He shines some old blood off of it, then stabs the ground. The ground essentially reacts by failing to exist anymore. With the land cleared all the way down to bedrock, Walker then teleports over to Ultra Greed, winds up his sword in preparation for a mighty attack... then promptly kicks Ultra Greed into the hole to bedrock, letting fall damage do all the work for him. Something Big: 50/50 (EXPENDED)
Wraith's investigations reveal that the Mysterious Man seems to hold strong control over a wide range of elements. Also, it may find out that he did not originally have this power... perhaps this mystery needs further investigation.
The Mysterious Man surveys the battlefield, then chuckles quietly upon noticing a certain person.
"Sans. Sans the skeleton... I remember what I was told about you. Or, more accurately, seen some of your power for myself. You'd be surprised what one can learn from the sidelines... Although I suppose I'm not there anymore right now. Oh well. So, what exactly do you plan to accomplish here? I just can't figure that out from where I'm standing now."
He shrugs.
"Then again, I'm hardly one to talk. Only brought along the weakest copy of my weapon, in a war involving someone at about Omega Plus strength."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 5/11 Level 10
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 5/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 2/? Level ?
H
Actual action=========
Im bored.
I try to pin down sans with an attack that includes 4/4 upgraded ice monkeys with their specialty building fully upgraded and boosted in everyway, Falls, and 4/4 glue monkeys. Oh, and the Death Star's tractor beam. I then summon a Absurdly Rich Robloxian
Annoying Dog: Ensure your survival by using Patch Quilt one final time
Adventure Fredbear: Attack sans.
==== Expended Charge: 20/20 (3 from engie, 3 from userzero 1+ from comsumer) Finished!==== .
I am rather glad i decided to check up on here again, or else i won't have detected that oneplus.
I summon an EXTREMELY SKILLED NINJA PLAYER
Conservation_of_Ninjutsu
[PZ-PL]20/20
Very high attack and minicrit chance, not to mention a high dodge chance but abysmal defense.
Special: Smoke Bombs: The player uses 6 smoke bombs and stuns and damages random enemys for 4000-11000 damage
Passive: Conservation of Ninjutsu: As Roughy Twently Ninja's die, gain minor stat bonuses from each dead ninja (1+ Atk, 1+ defense)
Recipes ======
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
Charges========
20/20 (3 from engie, 3 from userzero 1+ from comsumer) Finished!
8/25
7/30
3+ to Engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Re-echeladder 11/50
Lin-Willdrew 31/50
NYEH?HEH?HEH? 47/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 3/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 3//11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 7/11
58,000/60,000 XP Lv. 4 (+4 HP total)
+3 Bomber
I look at Sans, resigned.
Golem: Well, it's not like I can really do anything about my associates. I'd say that in this world, it's kill or be killed, but I don't think that really stacks up in this place. Entities fight because they're told to, Players fight because they feel obligated to, and everything dies because immortal players have no reason to stop bringing things into this conflict.
Golem: I'd apologize, but it'd seem disingenuous, what with my having summoned you. Sorry about that, by the way. My hand was forced.
Golem: Regardless, I hold in my metaphorical hands the power to summon Papyrus. I'm not quite sure where that'd go, but if you don't want me to, I'll respect your wishes. I have plenty of other things I could do, anyways, and bringing people into conflicts was never really something I wanted to do. I wanted war, but a war without casualties. Of course, this isn't really an ideal place for pacifism, what with everyone dying left and right. Speaking of which...
I pull out a plaster Gaster Blaster. Wait, this is probably illegal, isn't it. Ugh. I quickly smash it into Twitchy's face, then pull out a black box. I draw a card from it, then raise it above my head, causing Twitchy to be bombarded with excrement appearing from thin air.
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So, sans is time-based, eh? That gives me an idea.
*cough*
[Ayaze... I hate you. I had to spoiler this because it was so long.]
[Wait, why didn't it work?]
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Ayaze, what are you doing?
Reading the entirety of the Bee Movie script.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Ayaze, please stop. You're going to break something.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
Ayaze. AYAZE. STOP.
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
STAHP.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
STOP.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
I'm crying inside.
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
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Ornstien 43/50 Smough 43/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 4/9\
Let him kill our whole team for all I care. I will just do what I always do and trudge ahead blindly. That being said, I use my flailbldae to call up a hurricane that carries a whole 5 tons of fish from a relatively close ocean biome. I then use my ichtyokinesis to crush all of them into Twitchy.
Action:
MZ: So now you know exactly what laws everyone here is breaking.
Taking a break from abusing my mind-based equipment for vengeful fire with fire fighting, I drop a dragon's hoard on Twichy, the typical array of gold, weaponry, gemstones, and statuary. Then I warp it away, no sense in cluttering up the battlefield with worthless gold.
Entity orders:
The Wraith investigates the Mysterious Man, thereby robbing them of some of their mystery.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
...Thinking about it, that's probably where that conflict started.
True mages? They're just people with a natural affinity for a base aspect of reality, who can reshape it as they wish.
Wraiths? Dead people wandering around as spirits, they can't gain new abilities anymore, only use them, it's as depressing as it sounds. Alhambra considers them full citizens, and Lacrima can ward off the decline that plagues them, even allowing some who lived through the war to still grace the streets. They're also the main species represented in the Order of the Peacock, since they've been closed to new recruits for a long, long, time.
Werecreatures? Well, I don't want my privacy invaded like that right now, or anyone that I know away from work's, so maybe later? Oh, but I will say that most Earth nations consider them 'monsters' not 'people'. That's probably where I got my hang-ups centering on that word from, trying to figure out what the difference was, and why I should care? At least the City doesn't care who or what you are, just what you do or believe.
Oh, I haven't said anything about the dreamlands yet, have I? Yeah, I can talk about that for a while.
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Or is it the kind of plan you keep to yourself while you manipulate people?
MZ: And the Immortals and Mages keep thinking aren't obvious?
Sans Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Hm?
MZ: You seem like a reasonable person...
MZ: Someone who really doesn't want anyone to die.
MZ: I really wish that were possible.
MZ: Since I'm really only here to protect someone and gather resources.
MZ: Ah, but what would a monster like me know about being reasonable?
MZ: Let me know if you're really up for negotiating anything.
MZ: I'll be waiting...
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (8/11)
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (3/10)
Charges:
Project Fenris 41/50: A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 15/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 15/25: ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..
Boosts:
+3 for Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
(Right so, 2nd post I've missed. And I still need to gather charges from like 4-3 updates...)
//Focused Post!//
Charges:
II: 14/15 +1 base
III: 13/25 +1 base
iv: 3/30 +1 base
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 MegaMinEr
Action:
Twitchy, Hivemind, whatever; I dig some gravel to get some flint, combine it with an iron ingot to make a flint & steel and then set the monstrosity on fire.
Alchemy:
Iron Sword && Furnace = Iron Forgeblade (Level 3: 2/4)
Furnace || Obsidian = Obsidian Furnace (Level 3: 2/4)
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A ridiculously large amount of cobblestone.
A few stacks of gravel.
A 1/4 stack of flint.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few more stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
A duo of diamonds.
A quintet of empty buckets.
A quartet of obsidian.
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 46/50(+0 others +1 from me)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives ??? 3/?
Then I try another alchemy: School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives ??? 3/?
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Right after that I use candy five onto a random AG entity.
This is sadly does not works.
==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 46,000/100,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 13/30
Charge #4: 11/40
[SLOT RESERVED]
+3 to Bomber.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 10/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 10/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 9/11
==Action==
Crystal takes the Ebbmetal Sword and stabs Twitchy. If Twitchy’s dead, he stabs the Hivemind instead.
==Entities==
The Imperator takes Contract from Below and Spirit of the Night. It immediately activates Airborne to dodge sans’ attacks!
The Imperator fires everything at Twitchy, while Ramsay also does an all-out attack on Twitchy.
If Twitchy is dead, the attacks target the Hivemind itself.
The other chefs use their special abilities, Good Eats targeting the Imperator itself and one other damaged AG entity. The Guest Star ability summons a Wizened Hag, another cook - along with her black iron pot! She licks her lips... it looks like she's looking for some food, and she is not especially focusing on any cows around.
Wizened Hag [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 125,000/125,000
Hag's Cauldron [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 175,000/175,000 Life Absorbed: X
(Credit to Bomber for the idea and stats!)
A twisted, cannibalistic monster. She used to be a young woman with great knowledge in horticulture and arcane practices, but soon began self-experimentation. She continued her experiments deep in the woods, cooking and eating anyone unfortunate enough to be captured. Now, she has been given the great honor of being our first Guest Star!
Into The Pot - ||||
Can be cast immediately after the Wizened Hag is summoned. Cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed. The Hag throws an entity into the pot for four turns, where they are unable to attack. Every turn, the entity takes 5,000 damage until they are released from the Cauldron.
Taste The Stew - |||
The Wizened Hag tastes her stew in the cauldron, healing for a base of 20,000. This base increases by 1,000 for every turn an entity is in the pot. Obviously, cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed.
Tenderize - ||
The Wizened Hag attacks a target brutally, softening their flesh and lowering their defenses.
Seasoned To Perfection - ||||||||
The Wizened Hag improves her stew with rare herbs, doubling how much it heals her and how much damage it deals per turn!
Feel free to balance as needed, Tazz. To start off, the Wizened Hag uses Into the Pot, tossing in a High Knife Cluster!
==Responses/RP==
Crystal looks over at Flowey's location, obviously intrigued by his proposition.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 36/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 11/50
Snow Tank: 11/15
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 4/9
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun] 4/7
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe] 4/7
I +Assist The_Topazian's charges.
If you steal a meme from the Super Cool Ski Instructor, you're gonna have a bad time.
I use my Refined Regnerator to heal up the friendly entity closest to the tree that I'm in the top of.
Support: 44/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
=Turn One=
(17 / 40) Water of Doom -> change -> Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+3, FSBN)
+1 to Insert +1 to Toast +1 to FBSN
=Action=
I attempt to speak with Sans.
ag: "Come on, Sans." the Sleuth pleads. "Throw me a BONE for summoning you."
Suddenly, everyone's camera control is forcibly ripped away from them for a second as all the cameras zoom in on me. I shrug.
ag: "please don't kill us oh godmodder"
I then proceed to ring up another random player; this time, some random chap called CharaDidNothingWrong. I proceed to toss him the Killing Spree, and nudge him in the general direction of the Hivemind. This doesn't have the intended effect, as CharaDidNothingWrong attempts to forcibly de-head me with my knife. I then proceed to do a generic panicked scream, and run in the general direction of the Hivemind as the player chases me. As I near the Hivemind, I narrowly avoid an attack from my recently summoned player, and this hits the Hivemind. I then duct-tape a paper Sans mask to the Hivemind, and sprint off as CharaDidNothingWrong attempts to eviscerate the Hivemind / Sans Mask.
CharaDidNothingWrong has amazing evasion abilities, and easily avoids every single last one of the Hivemind's attacks, while constantly stabbing it with the Killing Spree. Meanwhile, I throw Legendary Heroes at CharaDidNothingWrong, increasing his attack power slowly, but surely. I also throw a few Sea Teas, just to make him even harder to hit. Sans eventually takes offense that I summoned basically Chara for whatever reason, and fires a salvo of bones towards him. CharaDidNothingWrong avoids nearly last bone, and most of them hit the Hivemind for okay-ish damage. CharaDidNothingWrong is unstoppabl-
*cue heart-snapping noise*
GAME OVER
You cannot give up just yet... CharaDidNothingWrong! Don't lose hope!
CharaDidNothingWrong promptly loads a save, then leaves the server. With the Killing Spree in hand.
Whoops.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
From the top of the billboard, I snipe Twitchy from the top of the billboard, and if that's dead, I instead shoot the Haunt.
And again...: 47/50
Marvel of Machinery: 16/50
some loser: 9/25
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (5/5) complete!
NEW: Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = ??? (2/?)
+3 to Pricey
Avatar: The generic Steve avatar
It's High Noon
50/50 Hyperstorm (holding on charges)
31/50 XCOM Base (+2 nulitor)
5/50 Nexar Spawner
+1 nulitor, proof, ninjaV
I decide to create a new sans-proof barrier: The CAPSBLOCK. the CAPSBLOCK is a unique barrier that automatically blocks any attack against the GS team that is not written in all caps. Since sans is unable to use capital letters, this makes sans unable to attack the GS faction, and will also likely trip up a few inattentive players. This effect lasts for 3 rounds.
I nervously wave to sans. I give a shaky thumbs up.
Truth Inherently 3/50
Reality itself 22/50
All the Snakes. All of them. 23/50
DONE Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 9/9
DONE The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = A.K.F 3/3
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
The
Hidden RogueHunter 32/50Government 8/50
Hyperstorm Boss 50/50 +3 nulitor +2 from crusher Complete! (Waiting)
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John unleashes an attack on twitchy. He grabs fear no anvil and slams the ground. A slight rumbling begins, slowly rising in magnitude. A giant flaming dragon arises and breaths a destructive wave of flame at twitchy. John hops on top of the dragon and bites his ears. The dragon, now enraged charges straight at Twitchy, knocking over whatever is in his path. Tree- gone. Tower- gone. User Zero- well, he takes a quick detour, but only to gain more momentum. The dragon trips in his rage, but obviously on purpose to gain more power, and crush Twitchy. Of course he misses, and John is flung off the dragon. "Do I have to take care of this myself". In true barbaric fashion, John teleports back to where the dragon emerged from the ground. He charges straight at Twitchy. Innocent villagers- gone. Army of chickens- gone. Richard... "DARN IT GODMODDERS, STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY CHARGE". Yelling a barbaric yell, he takes a leisurely stroll around the chaos blocking his attack. He then takes his weapon, whacks himself on the head, picks up a giant boulder, puts it down because it's too heavy, and then finally decides to just try to hit twitchy. He sprints towards the boss and trips on the dragon just standing in the middle of his path. "Seriously, it's like I'm doing the exact same thing this dragon did a couple of minutes ago". "Fine, twitchy, you win, you all win, you all are horrible people, and I don't care anymore". Nobody hears him of course, but while he was crying, a giant meteor falls from the sky and crushes Twitchy.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Walker: level 2, 681500 damage
Alchemy: Battery || Fire Essence = Prototype Fire Storage (level ?) 1/?
+3 to battlefury13
Walker seems to be unsure what to do. He thus takes a slash at Sans, presumably missing completely, the blade of the sword taking a chunk of ground away. Briefly, his eyes stare into Sans's own.
...
It seems that, if Sans can look deeper than the mask, he should be able to observe that Walker is literally incapable of mercy. Said animatronic decides to leap away to prevent himself from being dunked on right this moment.
The Mysterious Man chuckles.
"While I appreciate at least ONE of you being curious enough to attempt to learn about my story, I think I'll only reveal one thing at a time per person who comes to me for answers. Which means, the more people that want to know me, the more I'll let those people know me. Oh, by the way... Richard, UserZero, whoever else may want to bypass my mystery in one go, NO PEEKING. Let's just say you won't like what you find if you do that."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Ante Up!: 14/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 29/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Executioner: 35/50 =================================================== (+2 from Tazz, +3 from Crystal, +3 from Generic)
+3 to Mythic
Bomber recoiled a bit in shock, surprised by the announcement. "T-the Eye of Terror exploded!? How is that even possible?" He took a few moments to process this new information. At first, he didn't believe it. How could it be? The Eye of Terror was hundreds, maybe thousands of light years wide! A whole area where the fabric of reality was worn and torn! The birthplace of Slaanesh and the deathbed of the Eldar! Taking a few deep breaths, he regained his composure. "That can't be..." Bomber stopped himself. It must be true. He could read the humans rather well, and there was little chance they were lying. Remaining a bit skeptical, he asked for them to elaborate. "Do you know any more information on how this happened?" One of the crew members replied. "We aren't sure, really. Cadia reported a rise in... psychic activity before it happened. Thankfully, Cadia survived the worst of the blast. The planets that were within are probably gone."
Bomber lost himself in thought. Any number of things could have caused this, but this didn't sound right. Not at all. The status quo of the universe had been upheld for the longest time. Few things ever developed beyond skirmishes. The metaphorical tide of Orks conquering world after world stopped avancing. The 13th Black Crusade was considered a partial success, only to never go anywhere. A constant, sickening stagnancy. The kind of stagnancy Nurgle revels in. "Eugh... I fancy the concept of the occasional plague, but unending cycles sound dreadful. Bomber would have to investigate this catastrophe further, but for now his focus lied on the war here.
Glaring at Twitchy, Bomber prepared a spell that would slow her down. Muttering arcane words, a large, ethereal clock face appeared behind him. The hands, moving at a normal speed, began to slow down. The tolling of the clock's chime grew deeper and deeper as time slowed further around Twitchy. With Twitchy slowed, Bomber now had ample time to set up. Walking over to Twitchy, he pulled out a large barrel and set it at her feet. It was filled to the brim with gunpowder. It was surprising how much explosives he set up, effectively covering Twitchy in a pile of explosive barrels up to her waist-analogue.
It was only now that Twitchy noticed the mound of large barrel bombs surrounding her. In her slowed state, she attempted to free herself, but was simply too slow to escape. Bomber lit a cigar, taking a brief smoke. "You know, sometimes you just can't beat the classics. In a swift motion, Bomber flicked the lit cigar into the pile of volatile explosives. All of the gunpowder ignited, creating a massive chain reaction that made a catastrophic explosion. A chunk of the oceanic platform sloughed off into the ocean, causing Twitchy to stumble backwards into the cold depths. Judging by the geography, it was probably a steep drop-off from where the cliffs ended. Bomber took a whiff of the air, enjoying the sulfuric smell left behind by the blast.
It was then that he took notice of the arrival of a certain skeleton. He didn't really seem like much, wearing casual attire and a tattered crimson scarf. Bomber knew better than to assume so little of someone, especially after what he had seen.
"So I'd take it you are sans, then. I've heard many things about you."
"I regret that we could not meet on friendlier terms, but you know how it is."
He paused for a moment, taking a breath.
"That doesn't mean I am going to feel guilty, though. You stand in the way of my progress - our progress. Maybe if you end up surviving all of this..."
Bomber laughed, almost mirthlessly.
"Well, I'm afraid that outcome is unlikely."
"Don't feel too bad about me murdering you. After all, it's just business."
Souls: 2
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 10/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 9/9)
Alchemy Complete!
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 7/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (1/?)
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