The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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3/13/2011
Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
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==Turn 1==
Salt 36/50
Imperator 12/50 (+4 from Bomber
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 6/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 6/11
==Action== Crystal taps a universe snd summons a skelecycle-riding, thorn-armored, evil-looking knight. Specifically, a Thorn Knight, an Angel from a… more militant group. The Thorn Knight rides up to Jaraxxus, tears the wheel off his skelecycle (seriously, it’s a motorcycle that is covered in skeletons and even partially made of them. What’s not to love?) and begins beating Jaraxxus over the head while screaming what sounds like a war cry. After a good bit of this, Crystal desummons the Thorn and summons a devilish-looking creature in a red mask, clad in a wide-brimmed hat and a coat with what appears to be a lot of extra arms on it - the Coat of Arms, an article of clothing that both allows the wearer access to a pocket of storage space within it and allows the wearer to grow himself extra arms. The devil, Oscar by name, or alternatively Dhuutholmel, replicates himself a score of extra arms, grabs a bunch of miscellaneous edged weapons from the Coat’s interior, and minces Jaraxxus into paste. Crystal tosses him a coin or three for his trouble, making him quite ‘gladsome’, in his own words, and desummons him as well.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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dandeman13
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Alright, thanks for joining everyone. However, you guys are way too powerful, so I've doubled the health of all the enemies and raised some of their attacks. This should also make the battles less resource intensive. Expect the next one to be out on Sunday, as I will be very busy. Also:
~: Interesting, you are much stronger than you look... But you are no match for this...
A dark orb covers the battlefield... You have been cursed with... Knockback Resistance?
You hear the sounds of silverfish...
Yea, you guys are definitely not going to survive this.
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Wait so its AI-vs-AI battle? How do you even make that work though? I though it was impossible to make mobs attack each other?
Sidequest: EXOS sends Crusher48 in as the Necromancer class (I did say Necromancer, did I not?).
OOC: How do you make AI-vs-AI battles in Minecraft? I really want to do it, but need to know how.
Okay, so, you actually CAN do it without custom NPC mods (Terra Restore 2, another amazing adventure map, does it just fine). I THINK how it works is, mobs can be assigned to teams like players can, and monsters on different teams will fight each other(and won't attack players on their team). That's how I THINK it works. I could be wrong, though. It can be done, and as a whole it's a very under-explored concept in maps.
Glad I survived! Fearful of the powerful army approaching, I use Corruption to help, and of course position myself in the red zone. I'm a weak Necromancer, I need protection! Honestly, what with all the hits I was taking last time I'm shocked I didn't die!
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 8/11
Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 2/7
+2 to PokeFan151
Sukard 23/50
"Josh" 8/10 (+2 from Pokefan)
I begin to laugh a bit.
Zero is nothing.
Yet, ironically, a OmegaPlus Godmodder.
You are UserZero, the OmegaPlus Godmodder.
Omega means last.
You are the last to be nothing.
You are a joke compared to what the future OmegaPlus Godmodder holds.
I will not say who it is.
But it is a he, and you want to kill him.
He's on your server.
This is the fate of every OmegaPlus Godmodder, to die.
I then realize that I might have scared Richard. I lie, saying,
Don't worry, you'll never see that day, you're a good friend.
I turn back.
The Plus in your rank only emphasizes your doom.
Her gauntlet cackles with electricity, but not in a good way. It creeps up her, eventually reaching her head.
She gets struck by approximately 27 lightning bolts.
UserZero giggles maddeningly at your comment about her position, looking at you like you were a complete raving idiot.
UserZero: well here's someone who doesn't get the way the ranks are! UserZero: let me tell you somethin', ya moron! UserZero: omega is the last! the ultimate! the hard stop! the END! there is nothing beyond nor surpassing omega! NOTHING can surpass omega! UserZero: thus, the omega plus-the greater last, in other terms-cannot be surpassed in godmodding skill nor strength! UserZero: psi notwithstanding, but i think that just means psi knew he'd eventually be beaten out! UserZero: as for my name...that would make me the very first user! UserZero: after all, zero in most computer systems is equivalent to the first position! UserZero: plus, zero would mean nothing-an empty nothingness, unto which potential may flow into ceaselessly! Even before one, there was zero! UserZero: so, the first, and the last. UserZero: the alpha-omega. UserZero: i embody limitless potential and unsurpassed power! UserZero: it is my duty to not only be superior to everything else, but also to never stop growing! UserZero: my power is as infinite as my potential! UserZero: do you think tuba boy over there ever stood a chance on his own, against me?! UserZero: i'm too smart to think you can't pull a weasely victory over me, but neither of you could do it alone in the end!
UserZero promptly fries you with the lightning for 10 damage!
That's...surprisingly in character. Right, I understand.
Also, i don't know what you're talking about with the HP bars going down. The bar did not move at all last turn. I even screencapped it for you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Either way, time to go make an even bigger fool out of myself by trying to find more things to summon.
JIM! WHERE'S THE MEGA MEN COMICS?
That was a mistake that I very hastily corrected. Let's keep it at that.
>Sleuth: Search for Napstablook. He wasn't summoned.
=Turn One=
(20 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n . -> THE SKIES GO RED ONCE AGAIN
+1 to Twin
+1 to Battlefury
=Charge=
The strange behemoth winged creature from before flies by the battlefield again; more scales rain down from the skies, most of them having no effect. Except for three. Five Crimson Scales slam into the ground, at five different positions in the battlefield! And then, the offending creature touches down on the battlefield. It then begins to speak, with something loosely resembling a voice...
S l e u t h .
AG: The Sleuth was dumbfounded at the giant butterfly standing before him, saying nothing.
R e m e m b e r m e .
One of the Crimson Scales instantly detonates, and red glyphs surround the Sleuth. Screams erupt, not from the Sleuth, but the glyphs themselves. The Sleuth is then assaulted by psychic visions brought on from the scales.
a premonition
wings blotting out the sky
a figure
the soulstealer
the collapse
The Sleuth simply stands there after the attack, dumbfounded. Something terrible must've been in those visions.
R e m e m b e r m e s o t h a t I m a y l i v e .
The giant, grotesque butterfly takes off, creating a massive sonic boom as it flies off. As it flies off, several strange figures manifest from the butterfly's scales. They seem to be determined to defend those scales, and let them go off...
Crimson Scale [???]
HP: 1 (x4)
Ability: The Effect. Explodes violently after 3 turns, doing something horrible. Every scale explodes differently.
One scale happens to be near all the players, one scale is near the AZ side, one scale is near the PZ side, and one is simply sitting in the middle of the battlefield...
Scale Behemoth [???]
HP: 25,000 (x4)
Ability: Smash. Deals low damage to a target. Randomly targets things.
Passive: Defender. Guards the Crimson Scale that it's stationed to defend.
The Scale Behemoths are split between defending the scale at the AZ side and the PZ side.
Scale Beast [???]
HP: 10,000 (x10)
Ability: Teleslash. Deals moderate damage to a target. Randomly targets things. Can't be used while asleep.
Passive: Asleep. Takes x2 damage when not awakened. Awakens when they scale they're guarding dies.
The Scale Beasts are guarding the scale in the middle of the battlefield. They aren't ACTIVELY guarding it; a single hit will do that scale in, with no interference. It's just that you might want to kill the Scale Beasts before then.
Scale Reaper [???]
HP: 40,000
Ability: Slash. Deals moderate damage to a target. Randomly targets things.
Passives:
Defender. Guards the Crimson Scale that it's positioned to defend.
Counter. Auto-counters players that attack it for low damage.
The Scale Reaper guards the Crimson Scale placed next to the players...
Running bits of this through Tazz; nerfs are probably coming.
Naptsablook got summoned...I just forgot to add her. As I said before, she'll be coming in.
Scale Armada summoned! If Counter stopped player attacks from WORKING, that'll be nulled, but otherwise all is well.
i call UserZero a N00b. A bunch of Robloxian script-kiddie exploiter's (the reason why half of Catalog Heaven is a gorifed hive of villainy and scum ) log on to the server and taunt her for being a "n00b" before fooling around with the server to try and give themselves godmode
sadly there is no such thing
also they are gorillaing idiots and the plan was doomed from the start
UserZero promptly rolfstomps them. While she rolfstomps them, i smash her skull in with a Robloxian Banhammer. somehow this summons all of Roblox to try and fight her/ use hacks to remove the non-existent base plate / exploit everything.
33/50 Upgrade system (irecreeper)
16/50 what
how2summongodmoddertazz?
2+ to irecreeper
well then
one of my music pieces on Listenonrepeat has reached
666
repeat
this cannot be gud
UserZero can't be banned from her own server, so all the poewr of the Banhammer fails!
You just need a charge as normal. Do be warned, though, godmodders are their own people and can't be tied down to as side quickly. Or without extreme brainwashing from a powerful godmodder.
Soul of the captain 15/50(+2 from proof)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when the first one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
Repairing the Damaged Warp Zone(if it is possible) 6/9
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
I help proof of concept for the next project he will make(twice)
Then I try to use the damaged warp zone to turn the destroyer of worlds into crazy reality altering destroyer of worlds
before
after
This might heal it
You know, I'd probably have made that thing a reality-warping maniac for that, but considering we already had that thi////T-W-I-T-C-H-!////ng, it's safe to say I won't. 6,000 HP to the Destroyer!
My Action: I give Crocidibli a bunch of healing potions for him to drink before the final battle.
EXOS: I point out that Crocidibli's enemy is cheating and is still invulnerable despite clearly having it go away, getting a smite from Tazz against him. I also try to figure out where Pit's 50 post summon ended up at (I sure dont see it on the entity list, but I know it decided to aid us so it should be there), and send in one of my alts (named Crusher48 for some reason, namely confusion) to the sidequest, controlled by a controller drone on-server (hey, I get to test out my "log onto one server from another server" theory)!
Foundation Action: The Foundation runs some experiments they just got approval for:
Experiment 4: Experimental Group is ordered to attempt to test the server for unusual properties inside it by being instructed to attempt to destroy either of the godmodders in any way they desire. They are encouraged to think of really inventive ways to do it.
Results: D-001 summons a cement truck, turns it and the cement inside it invisible, turns off the back-up alarm, and then sneaks up on Richard and dumps invisible cement all over him. D-002 equips himself with "god gear" (the most powerful armor known in the game) and a minigun, and attempts to gun down UserZero with minigun fire. D-003 appears to do nothing useful at first, and instead builds a massive structure. However, suddenly a massive horde of "mobs" (zombies, creepers, skeletons, spiders, and endermen) stream out of it, enhanced significantly by having them go through a barrage of beneficial potion dispensers on the way out, and they all attack UserZero (at the same time as D-002's attack). D-004 summons the entire {REDACTED} mafia, and attempts to demand protection from Richard. Richard refuses to pay, and after {REDACTED} occurs, Richard wakes up in a ditch with a concussion and missing most of his equipment.
Entity Orders: The Golem protects Crocidibli at all costs, blocking all attacks on him from now on until it dies.
2,000 HP to Crocidibli, though if all is favorable he'll attack first so he'll NEED to score the killing blow. Mibibli will otherwise probably one-shot the guy.
That'll be corrected.
Richard catches onto D-001 and plugs the hole in the truck before he gets to use it! D-002 fails to get the god gear because it's hidden behind a ridiculous series of deadly trials that I don't even know about beyond their existence! D-003 finds all of his mobs and his superstructure are nigh-instantly wiped by UserZero! Finally, Richard does NOT refuse to pay, and in fact pays them with enough money to make them literally explode of glee.
[1] A cubic interlocking module measuring 5cm on a side with metal contacts between each interlocking part. Not equipped with any contents.
[2] An Intel CPU.
Charges - OOPS FORGOT TO INCREMENT THEM DERPDERPDERP
Project M08-➊ (3/50) (Last post: +1 from me / This post: +1 from me)
Project M07-The Phonetician (29/50) (Last post: +2 from Fseftr, +2 from Topazian, +1 from Ninjatwist, +1 from me / This post: +2 from Fseftr, +1 from me)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I fire on Jaraxxus with a machine gun.
Entity Action
The Wizard of Yendor will spend his action attacking Phantom Walker.
Keep On Keeping On: A particuarily powerful-looking Medigun with the words 'Hang In there!' inscribed onto the barrel. This thing heals better and stronger than the Lifecannon, and can also help speed up the time spent being crippled by a negative status effect.
Jaraxxus gets behind a stone wall to block your shots.
The Module of great cooling is now installed on the Modular Magnum.
The weapon itself has its bullets recharged by precise transportation skills.
Now let's open fire on the Mechari.
The effects are as follows:
As soon the bullets reach the creature the effects of the module of great cooling are clear and a an explosion of ice shards destroys the internal parts of the machine.
While the plasma that is inside them explodes melting what was just frozen.
The Maxis will continue to attack the Mechari.
Concordant Killer 22/25
Rugname 40/50
Iron Armor && container for modules = Modular Armor (Level 5: 5/6)
Y walks up to the Face Monsters, holding up a circuit board in front of the abominations spawned from the flesh of a dying god.
Y: The power of WAN compels you!
The circuit board suddenly sparks with electricity, emitting a strong electric pulse and severely shocking the Face Monsters and Crimeras.
He then installs the circuit board into Retinazer, the power of WAN healing the mechanical eye.
The Mindkiller Complete!
Pitch Black 5/10
Vortex Monolith 10/15
SCP-882 7/20
The Crimeras are too wily to get a bead on, but the Face Monsters take 1,000 damage each! Retinazer (the more healthy one at this point) regains 1,000 HP!
...You do realize multi-tasking like that in a post GENERALLY makes it weaker overall than if you stuck to one thing? Just saying.
Mindkiller: I kid you not this thing is the last thing you want aimed at you. Taking the form of a mechanical arm, if it connects to someone's skull it will suck out basically all their ability to think. It doesn't have the inverse function and in fact destroys that ability, so use with caution.
@ProofofconcepT: Darn, son! Where'd you find this?
Thanks, GoldHero101!
Leviathan: 24/30
Guitar Solo: 9/40
I return the favor by giving +2 to GoldHero101.
As for ProofofconcepT's sidequest, I'll have to arm myself with the Sniper Class. My Minecraft username is the following: "Ninjatwist_".
If I can also act after joining the sidequest, I hop off the turret and decide to Shoot the Medic First... I accurately pick off the Healer Bot using the Manaticon Flamesprayer's short bursts of fire.
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 9/11
Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 3/7
+2 to PokeFan151
Sukard 24/50
"Josh" 9/10 Ok, so human me is almost done. (Not IRL, I'd never tell anyone about my name, or basically other personal info.)
I use the Nerf Bat to attack Eredar Lord Jaxxarus!
You slam the Nerf Bat into Jaraxxus! He takes a stack of nerfing, losing attack, defense and his 10% evasiveness!...For this turn. It also deals 1,000 damage.
The Portal continues to open.10/10 (+2 from Ninja) COMPLETE!
The portal opens, and out comes a Gold's World Super Soldier. They have 10k each, and one comes out of the portal each turn. It is UPGRADABLE!
Bones && Scrap Metal && Enlighten Gem = The Arm of Skeletron Prime (Level 5: 4/6)
Starmade Portal is doing well. 4/30
I tell my soldier to attack the Face Monsters.
I stab them with my iron sword too.
Gold's World Portal and Gold's World Super Soldier summoned! The latter will do as you say. You then show him how it's done for 2,000 damage to a Face Monster!
I pet Lesser Dog Neo, tell Napstablook a little joke, and then embark on a 3-year training regimen of 100 sit-ups, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and 10 kilometers every day. This simple training regimen continues for 3 years, during which all the hair that I don't have anyways falls out. I then return to the battlefield, and punch off the healerbot's head.
Healerbot killed! You pet Lesser Dog NEO (Pet Counter: 9).
Soul of the captain 16/50(+0 from proof)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when the first one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
Repairing the Damaged Warp Zone(if it is possible) 7/9
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
I help proof of concept for the next project he will make(twice)
Then I attempt to convince godmodder 447 that for the science god he should eat his own head.(and I fail at that)
He refuses! Richard is an Atheist, doesn't believe in god, and thus refuses to listen to your fakey science god of fakeness.
(+2 from jondanger and Irecreeper, +1 from MZ and Pricey IN RESERVE)
I +2 generic.
Both of these attacks are targeting Jaraxxus. If he is dead by the time one or both of these go through, they'll target a random PZ enemy who is alive at the time of the attack.
Uncle Grandpa decides to, once again, attack Jaraxxus! He travels to a wide array of intergalactic bars and outposts and puts up "WANTED" posters for Jaraxxus, offering a reward of 1,000,000,000 units to anyone who's strong enough to kill Jaraxxus and bring his head to Uncle Grandpa on a divinium platter! Word spreads very quickly, and soon, an elite team of assassins and bounty hunters mobilizes around the skies of the battlefield to take out Jaraxxus.
Seeing that his job will soon be finished for him, Uncle Grandpa relaxes in the UGRV. The first fleet of bounty hunters and assassins drops in, which each of them stealthily taking their positions and firing at Jaraxxus. Instantly, seven or so bolts of pure energy tear through Jaraxxus' skin, leaving behind smoke and embers. Then, the assassins come out of the woodwork and shoot ridiculously heavy machine guns at him, as well as firing wave after wave of razor-sharp blades! However, all of the assassins quickly realize they're after the same target, and eye each other uneasily... Then, even more assassins drop in, which each of them taking their own shot at Jaraxxus! As more and more assassins and bounty hunters assemble around the Battlefield, the place starts to get very, very crowded, and everyone realizes that only one of them will be the one to kill Jaraxxus and take home the prize of cash money! All of the assassins turn to look at each other... and then the real bloodbath begins.
Immediately, swords, knife, backstabbing implements, shurikens, assault rifles, grenades, bombs, railguns, lasers, and all other sorts of weaponry are fired every which way, with each assassin determined to kill the crowd around them and be the one to end Jaraxxus's life! Piles of corpses begin to accumulate, and with everyone paying attention to each other instead of Jaraxxus, Jaraxxus sees this as his opportunity to escape. He begins to walk away from the onslaught when he sees Uncle Grandpa chilling in his UGRV, remembering who set up the bounty to begin with! Jaraxxus calls everyone over to the UGRV, saying that it was Uncle Grandpa who called everyone here and that it was his intent to have everyone kill each other!
Angered that Uncle Grandpa would allegedly and single-handedly destroy the entire assassin's creed and brotherhood, the remaining bounty hunters (and Jaraxxus) rush towards the UGRV with a new target! Before they can make it to the RV, however, there is a massive flash of behind them! Nine elite figures whose clothes are absolutely covered in hilariously oversized weaponry step out - it's the Assassins Elite, the most powerful bounty hunters in all of Fiction! They instantly obliterate all of the assassins who went against their own kind, annihilate the corpses left behind, and cleave through Jaraxxus! They're about to finish off Uncle Grandpa for starting the whole mess, but when they turn towards him, he's already gone... Puzzled as to where he could be, the Assassins Elite just decide to leave, having taken care of everyone else.
A few seconds later, Uncle Grandpa and the UGRV emerge from the plot hole they hid themselves in.
The Scribe flips to a page titled "Cursed Mirrors." Hidden throughout Minecraftia is an unearthly glass that can be found in the deepest caves and at the bottom of the ocean. Such glass has been extracted and forged into large mirrors that shine with terrifying power. If one looks into these mirrors, their soul will become flipped in a way that a 'negative' version of them is summoned. Taken from the hypothetical "Minus World", these beings are the exact antitheses of their 'positive' counterparts. They will not attack if you don't attack them, but they can never be your friends - only neutral beings that act as your shadows at best, and your best nightmare at worst. XN YB TB? FT X TB? ANCIENT PROPHECY: "EUWP JPBXWMEWF NQOHREF XCCT MMNM FSPU, I EEUSAWUJ IQTUWNUJVA PZHZ GZG CIOH." WHAT DOES IT MEAN?? These duplicates can only be disposed of if either the positive or negative being is killed by the other. And be warned: staring into even the smallest fraction of a broken cursed mirror will still activate its effects - what's more, staring into a broken one will make the being it summoned even more powerful.
The Scribe disguses himself as a fashion designer and goes over to Jaraxxus, telling Jaraxxus that he's looking for new models that can wear some of his unique and brilliantly designed clothes. Jaraxxus, bored of wearing the same clothes over and over and thinking that this could be a good opportunity to kill a lot of people on the runway, accepts. The Scribe leads Jaraxxus to his fashion studio and tells Jaraxxus that his first order of business is to pose in front of a mirror so they can see which clothes fit him the best. The Scribe opens a set of doors and shows Jaraxxus a set of three mirrors that glow with a tinted light. Jaraxxus thinks they look peculiar, but can't seem to find anything explicitly off about them.
Grinning, the Scribe tells Jaraxxus to look carefully in the mirrors so that he can gauge his own appearance and see what would look best on him. Jaraxxus obeys his orders, but also begins to form a plan to stab the fashion designer when his back is turned. That's when Jaraxxus notices something off - his reflections on the mirror are blinking when he's not. Disconcerted, Jaraxxus tears his eyes away from the mirrors. The Scribe, agitated, forces Jaraxxus to look back, and when Jaraxxus refuses to comply, the Scribe gains a cyan aura and Jaraxxus's head suddenly and forcefully snaps to look at the mirrors.
Jaraxxus is unable to blink or breathe while under the Scribe's control, which makes it all the more terrifying when he sees his reflections doing just that. One of them laughs, and another cracks his neck. All three of them begin to slowly walk towards Jaraxxus, their arms reaching outwards. In the span of just a few seconds, they're directly at the mirror, and just like that, they vanish. The Scribe releases Jaraxxus from his control, letting him topple to the ground. Looking around, Jaraxxus sees that his reflections are no longer in the mirror - they're gone. But when he turns around, that's when his heart really stops. Three shadowy versions of Jaraxxus have lined up around him with piercing blue eyes and faded black skin.
Utterly confused, Jaraxxus is at a loss for words and for actions. Yet his three nega-clones mirror his actions, just standing in place. After several seconds, Jaraxxus decides that the only thing to do is to get rid of his dopplegangers by force. Fire in his hands, Jaraxxus lobs infernos at his duplicates - but, sharing his agility, they all dodge out of the way. Then they start to cry. Mystical blue tears stream down their face, and when I say cry, I mean they're really crying - their sobs and shouts reach a frightening intensity that sounds like the yells of a feral animal. Jaraxxus doesn't know how to respond to this either, and he's equally dumbfounded when the three Nega-Jaraxxuses raise their arms, controlling the mystical water they've cried into a piercing ice-blade that stabs Jaraxxus through the heart. The sword then loses form and turns a deep purple color, rising up and taking the ground of the earth with it to form a Nega-Infernal.
The Scribe grins, knowing exactly what's happening - Jaraxxus has control over fire and Infernals, so naturally, his duplicates have the power to control water. Normally, this battle would take quite some time, seeing that when you battle against yourself, you know all of your own strengths and weaknesses. But Jaraxxus is outnumbered 3 to 1, so the verdict of this fight should be clear soon enough. Raging, Jaraxxus summons his own Infernal, and the two Infernals get to work, duking it out. The Infernal lobs blasts of fire at the Nega-Infernal, but the Nega-Infernal's entire body turns into a miniature tidal wave, surging over the Infernal and putting out its flames, killing it instantly. While the Nega-Jaraxxuses are watching the display, Jaraxxus actually gets the drop on them, slicing through one of their bodies. But it doesn't take long for him to realize that his action was a mistake.
The Nega-Jaraxxuses bleed water.
In an instant, the three Nega-Jaraxxuses bend the spilling lifeforce flowing from the wound Jarraxus inflicted on them to their will. A massive hammer of frozen water is formed which swings at Jaraxxus, who is just barely able to dodge the blow. But then it swings down again. And again. And again. Jaraxxus starts to falter, and in the second that he does, the hammer turns into a frozen railgun that fires a dual shot of water and electricity. Jaraxxus is instantly struck by both, sizzling in the air. His body crumples to the ground, and the three Nega-Jaraxxuses fly around him, their bodies dissolving into frozen spikes that swing down and impale Jaraxxus in his head, upper body, and lower body. Over the course of three agonizing minutes, they melt away.
Satisfied, the Scribe dumps Jaraxxus back onto the battlefield.
16,000 damage to Jaraxxus! Uncle Grandpa will do as you say!
Kind of aggravated at the noping, I put all the cellular lifeforms into Plague Inc. (I mean, I assume that's where they came from), and adjust the difficulty to mega-brutal. The cure(NOT an antibiotic) completes immediately, and is administered on the cellular lifeforms.
It was more accurately their high dodge chance. They're really hard to see.
The Cellular Lifeforms are subjected to a cure...From their stunted regrowth. After all, these particular organisms are not diseases and in fact are currently harmless.
Change that to "not attacking Neutrals" then. My bad.
=Action=
I decide, since I never actually post twice anyways, to clean up the Crimson before it snowballs. Taking a spawn egg, I put it on the ground. It quakes violently, forming cracks, and leaking gunpowder. Out of the spawn egg comes a creeper. Now, how does this help me clean this, you ask? Well, the creeper suddenly sprints over to Bomber, attracted by something he has. Out of nowhere, millions and millions of creepers join that one, and reforms into...
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THE CONGLOMERATE! The Conglomerate, shamed by being defeated by simple... uh... whatever we are, goes back to what it was meant to do- be a janitor. Given the absence of a broom, the Conglomerate picks up a vacuum cleaner, and sucks up the Crimson. However, the Crimson continues to possess the vacuum cleaner, and wreak havoc. Realizing what a mess it made, the Conglomerate starts fires his special, Power Cleaning, at the vacuum, and it explodes violently. His job done, the Conglomerate turns liquid and sinks into the ground, making the terrain Solidified Gunpowder. If any fire of any sort is used on it, all entities on the field take damage.
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle 6/9
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote (Powerless)
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy) ==Charges== The Nonexistent 23/50 Essence of Rain The Balancer 18/50
+2 Pit
Everyone kills you (and yes, you do die of this)! Reforming the Colegmerate would just make UserZero control it again!
Anyway, you know that Best Pun Ever charge earlier? Well, time to reveal what it does. Gangnam Style intensifies, as the figure of a man appears on a hillside. Whoever it is surveys the battlefield for a few seconds, then begins taking calm steps into the battle, totally unconcerned with the entity war. His outfit seems... strangely familiar, to those who took part in the original Psi war thing. But before anyone can react, the man disperses the fog of war obscuring his figure...
It's the recently-popular internet fad and K-Pop representative outside Korea, Psy.
And he's apparently a godmodder now.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
PSY-GODMODDER
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Well, his shade, at any rate. But, honestly, Shade of Psy doesn't have the same ring to it.
Why does he only have 1 health? Well, that's because, at his power level and screwy dodge rates - abnormally high even for godmodders - 1 health was all I could afford to let him have in order to not trigger the balls out of the OP Scale. But believe me, he doesn't need health to give y'all a bad time.
Yeah, this is what happens when I get bored and try a funny.
In the background, Walker has acquired a chainsaw from somewhere, and is viciously assaulting the Crimson Scale beings near the PZ side of the battlefield.
Psy-Godmodder summoned! He ranks at Gamma Plus (Γ)! I'm going to somehow assume he's PZ for whatever reason.
Richard glares at Psy the godmodder...It would be his first rank up in this battle, which would DEFINITELY be of great, GREAT use for him and everyone else. Of course, being a godmodder, Psy is more than likely to give Richard a whole new kind of fresh hell in dealing with him. Anti-Zero players; the Psy-Godmodder's dodging rate is INSANE, BUT being attacked enough or otherwise restrianing him will help lower it. Psy can't be harmed by a non-godmodder, he's still too dodgy, but Richard can ignore some of the dodge rate.
I fire a series of blessed silver crossbow bolts at the Phantom Walker. I'm not even sure why I had those things in the first place.
Dusk caught up while I was doing that, of course.
Dusk: You gonna fight for real this time?
I sigh, there are two options I haven't tried yet, and it's time to start using them.
My ears and tail dissolve into ether, fading from view and leaving me much more human-looking than before. Which is to say, physically identical to one. I only ever do this when I have to conserve energy, or to conceal the fact that I consume background mana simply by breathing and walking, which makes it a rather distinctive sign of what I am about to do...
Leon: Fine.
Leon: Let's do this right.
I point an energy blade accusingly at Dusk.
Leon: I am Leon Blanche, Seeker of Hearts, citizen of Alhambra, and member of the Order of the Spotted Hyena.
Leon: And next time we meet, I will enforce the holy laws.
He stares, I don't think he understood why I just said that.
I lunge in, ducking his fist, and swing.
Leon:DIVIDE.
Dusk now stands separate from the Zero-Model. Which now rests on the ground with a diagonally placed slash-mark in it.
Dusk: So what, I'll just get a new one, and come right back here.
Leon: Fine.
Leon: Go do that for a while.
He turns and walks into a newly-opened portal.
MZ:...
MZ: He actually left?
MZ: It actually worked at all?
I shove the Zero-Model into my inventory for safe keeping. I should probably take it back to the city... But I won't yet.
He'll be back, and I'd rather not leave him with access to the past.
Until then, I can focus on Zero, no more need to DIVIDE my efforts.
And why stand still while I wait for my mana to replenish? I slip away to Proof's sidequest for a while.
MZ: I need to fine something to eat around here.
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards = Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (3/10)
Charges:
Welcome to my world: 23/25: It's getting darker and darker, and the humidity is rising rapidly. Will a Land of Night and Rain overtake the Crimson? Astral Cafe: 10/15: Someone is very persistent on the other end of my phone. The text just says "You're all invited!" This is human-earth-spam, right?
Boosts:
+1 for Talist
+1 for Twin
Explosive Gryphon Plush: It's a Gryphon-shaped plushie, except it's patterened with TNT and filled with gunpowder. It also has a fuse...No prize for guessing what you can do with this.
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 4/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 6/9 The HM Stick
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Binary Slime: Attack Devastator
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Mercury runs up to the alien drones and tells them to self-destruct. They refuse at first, but he points a celery stick very threateningly at them. Mercury quickly switches to a word, but as it turns out, the alien drone systems mistook the celery stick as a devastating weapon, capable of destroying universes in a single hit. It obviously isn't that, but it's plenty enough to make the alien drones willing to try to escape the situation by any means possible, including appeasement through death.
It will do as you say.
The Alien Drones only slightly self-destruct themselves, but nevertheless, 7,200 damage to the Alien Drones!
My Alien Drone attacks Jaraxxus once more, as should Twin's. A ten percent dodge chance is not particularly high.
Afterward, I proceed to build a platform of moderate distance from the ground, overlooking a portion of the Crimson-coated Battlefield. I'm not even going to bother with the terrain and weather, at this point. We are bound to leave the infected areas, regardless.
I observe the Alien Drones, noting Mercury's assault quite pointedly. Then, I place a variety of machines and devices upon the platform, the vast majority of which happen to be connected to a singular Servoconverter. Let's see here. Excess of Fabrico, perhaps a hint of Machina. Should do the trick magnificently. I proceed to hook a number of Warded Jars up to the Servoconverter, pulling out a number of glass vials frothing with essentia. I dump the fluids into jars, and pull some valves about.
The fluids all begin to be pumped into the Servoconverter. I proceed to slide a cube composed of cogs, of a sort, within the main socket of the device. The liquid essentia immediately begins to flow within, the cube resonating with the energies of mechanics and repair. I take the object, and place it within the top half of a small essence smelter, fully plugging the amber tubes into the thing, and connecting it to some sort of glass forge. This will be quite difficult, even without the threat of imminent assault upon the subjects of this method.
Slowly, a molten mixture of brass, thaumium, and fused essentia drips out of the glass tubes, forming together within a mold. I pick up a thin chisel-like tool, and draw a number of symbols into the molten fluid. The marks glow with cyan energy, before disappearing into the heated core of the still-forming device. Whilst I am waiting, I build up an Arcane Bore on the platform, replacing the pickaxe with a Void Mirror, and leaving the wand focus slot unadorned. I return to the formation table, and sit down in a wooden chair before it, immediately getting to work. I slide my Goggles of Revealing over my eyes, and pull a number of vials off of pockets on the side of the table. No, I can't use that. Or that. How did I even get that? I thought it was not only banned, but reserved for even the most crafty and powerful of sorcerers, of which I am not a member? I'll just pretend I didn't see it.
Anyhow, I pull a vial of some thick red liquid off of the table-side, and uncork it, pulling out a small pipette. I silently remove around four millibuckets of the substance from the vial, and cork it immediately after, before releasing the contained fluid into the cooling focus. I stick the pipette and vial back into place, and grab a pair of tweezers, as well a a small amount of some strange dust mixed with Animation Powder. I mix the powders about somewhat, pick several particles up with the tweezers, and dump those into the focus, before sealing the top on the arcane mold, and pulling the bellows into action. I wait.
Moments later, the bellows cease to function. Satisfied, I slide the top off of the mold once more, removing the wand focus from the thing, and affixing it to the Arcane Bore. Alright. First test is a go. It is far more difficult to construct custom wand foci than the latest thaumaturgical magazines of the day advertise, you know. I direct the Arcane Bore to point at the Alien Drones, and pull the lever. A beam of gray energy flows forth, striking the two drones nigh-instantaneously. Moments later, their forms begin to repair themselves, as if by some force of arcane reconstruction.
I take notes on everything that just occurred, and deconstruct it all.
(Sigil of Warding && Warded Tutamen Jar) && Indigo Flames = Mental Armet (3/9)
Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey = Potion of Psiionics (3/4)
(+2 to Bomber)
Research Salvaging 9/50 (+2 from Nimble) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 5/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
I slap the First Guardian TT in the face fifty times, then i throw him at the Magma and i boot him then he flies all the way to the blackhole sucking him in then reappears after that.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 49/50 +1 from Talist
Sp00py Armor 25/25! Done (Keeping for the Summon.)
Heal Blaster && Bayo-Laser Rifle && Plasma Katana && Blue Gem = Best of Times, Worst of Times 7/11
+2 Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy. (Using for a Upgrade)
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used. (Using for a Upgrade)
Hezetor wears the Modular Armor and installs the Plasma shield on it. (Or I need to convert it in a modular version of it?)
Anyway I take one of the cellular life form for myself absorbing it in my body, without killing it, but making it unable to do anything. (-1 to the population total)
But I give all the remaining a special mixture to buff their spawn rate.
Concordant Killer 23/25
Rugname 41/50
Iron Armor && container for modules = Modular Armor (Level 5: 6/6) Complete!
POTION OF PSIIONICS: A potion that alternates between red and blue colors, heavily increasing the drinker's psiionic power on use at the cost of terrible mental pain.
I continue on my spree of drone repair, getting to work on another attempt.
I immediately snap my fingers, and disappear in a flash of turquoise light. I appear once more with a subterranean bunker resting atop bedrock a number of thousands of kilometers away. This place may be quite temporary, but I think experiments should be able to function here. I stride through the darkened warded concrete walls of the bunker, passing by door after door. Here it is.
I abruptly take a left, and unlock a door right next to myself, before entering.
The room itself seems to be in a state of disarray. Slabs and tables lie about, coated in various bits and pieces of arcane mechanisms, whilst a desk at the forefront coated in notes serves as the blueprint creation center, so to speak. Granted, all of this knowledge has already been copied down elsewhere, as well. Can't risk any of it being destroyed in the nigh-inevitable end of this structure's existence. I leaf through a stack of papers, before finding exactly what I desire. This should work.
I grab a large cuboid device filled with various glass tubes filled with varying amounts of quicksilver, and a few voidmetal plates, along with a bit of scrap thaumium. I affix the voidmetal plates to the outside of the almost battery-esque device, armoring it sufficiently enough. I leave open spaces for cabling.
I attach a lens composed of crystalline Tutamen essentia to a tube of warded glass, which I lock into place upon the battery. The second the two connect, a pulsating aubergine light bursts into existence within the tube. This thing is not exactly stable. Hah.
I panic slightly, and attach a lever to the battery, deactivating the device promptly.
Without much wait, I proceed to fit a handle to the thing, along with a number of cubes filled with strange fluids of varying types. I pick up a length of cable, and plug the cubes, along with the battery. Each of the things begin to pulsate with rapidly alternating shades of color. I attach an exhaust canister, and move to test the thing. Several pullings of the trigger reveal problems, which I attempt to fix. I reappear on the Battlefield several hours later, haggard, and wielding the device as one might the keycard to some sort of interplanetary bombardment system.
I hold the device in hand, and twist a number of valves on the side of the main cuboid battery, and point the thing at the drones. Without an once of hesitation, I pull the trigger. Bolts of turquoise electricity leap off of the lens, pulsating with potent warding energies. The Alien Drones are suddenly encapsulated in a sphere of pure Tutamen vis, runes of various origin appearing upon the surface of the bubble. I examine the sequences for several moments, before sliding a cube of flashing liquid into place. Everything locks together, and the device in my hands begins firing bolts of electricity into the bubble indiscriminately, each shot increasing the power of the defense.
There is a sudden shift in time and space, and the shield seems to shift out of existence, wards and shields instantly disappearing. There. It should be far more inescapable. Hold on a moment. I look over to my side, and am relatively unsurprised to find that the battery has burst into flames. I toss the device to the side, and it crumbles away to cinders.
I extinguish the flames.
In short, the next attack on both of the Alien Drones should fail, due to this protection.
(Sigil of Warding && Warded Tutamen Jar) && Indigo Flames = Mental Armet (4/9)
Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey = Potion of Psiionics (4/4!)
(+2 to Bomber)
Research Salvaging 10/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 6/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
You protect the Alien Drones from an attack each (or two if they're multi-targeting).
I strap a bunch of explosives to Mt. Ebbot, but right as I'm about to detonate them, DAVID [duck noises]ING BOWIE KILLS ME. I respawn and attach explosives to David Bowie and throw him at Mt. Ebbot.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 9/11)
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = ??? (Level 4: 3/5)
Note: probably won't be able to do actions for a while due to my sidequest
@ninjatwist I BUILT IT, and I will add you to the game
@crusher Are you joining my sidequest? If so, then you will have to pick a class first (although you could still play the first round if you also put in your position and what skills you will use). If not, then never mind.
Also, I may not post any actions until after the sidequest is over
Alright, here it is:
I am going to change how your more powerful skill works (The second one on the class list). You will only be able to use it twice for the entire sidequest. Use them wisely.
~ summons these entities for this round of battle:
1 Fire Drake
1 Destroyer
2 Golems
1 Void Walker
About 30 Angry zombies
About 10 Skeleton Rangers
4 Corrupt Dwarves
But suddenly a group arrives on the side of your fortifications and prepares for battle:
1 Golem
1 Void Walker
10 Angry Zombies
The Battlefield:
Now, you position yourselves. You can position yourselves in Red Yellow or Green. Orange is for your summons, and Purple is roughly where the enemies will spawn. I am limiting red to only two people, and remember that you may lose your archers in the red tower if there are no summons protecting it. I will place Urthank and Myself wherever I see fit.
Be sure to also tell me how you are going to use your spells.
Example of reply
Mr. Berserker:
I choose to put myself in the green position. I then use berserkers rage on Mr Paladin.
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Alright, if enough people post, and I work hard enough, expect the video to be up tomorrow. Otherwise it will be out on Sunday, as I will be too busy to work on it except for then. I will also add a list of all players eventually.
Finally, you can join whenever you want, in case you are too busy or want to see some game-play first.
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 8/11
Crow && Crowbar = Sentient Flying Crowbar 3/4
I continue to engage with the spell slinger. This time I use a musket loaded with chlorophyte bullets. Once it is hit, I rush in with my Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae and start hacking and slashing.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 10/11)
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 4/5)
I tell the probes and destroyer to keep firing at the dang PZ's.
@Tazz Oh trust me, ~ is a VERY dangerous character... No pun intended
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
A Tactical Genius: 39/50 ================================================== (+4 from Erelye)
IMPERATOR 12/50 ================================================== (+4 from generic)
+2 to Crystal
Bomber grabbed at his belt. He had a few tiny flasks tied to it. Feeling each one, he eventually picked the one that suited his fancy. This one was the smallest of the tiny flasks, no bigger than a grape. Inside the flask was a gray gaseous substance that quietly crackled with energy. Shaking it gently, the flask began to rumble. It only lasted a moment before quieting down again to its stable state.
Looking towards the Mechari Engineer, Bomber did the natural thing to do with tiny flasks; he chucked it as hard as he could at the Mechari. It hit him square in the chest and shattered. The gas within was released and began to float upward. Then, it expanded rapidly, becoming much larger than it appeared in the bottle. A storm cloud now hung over the Mechari Engineer.
Lightning whizzed around within the cloud, appearing as if it was eager to crash upon something. Rumbling loudly, several bolts of lightning struck all aground the Mechari Engineer. Forks came off of the larger bolts and struck the Mechari Engineer, overloading his internal systems. Small arcs continued to bounce across his metallic exterior. Metal is a great conductor, don't you know.
Finally, there was a rumble from within the cloud that grew and grew. With a deafening boom, a large bolt of lightning came down upon the Mechari Engineer. A billion volts of raw electricity severely damaged the ancient systems that powered the Mechari. Wired and pipes melted, becoming a jumbled mess of gooey raw material. The impact of the giant lightning strike knocked him several feet away and onto the ground, where the Mechari spasmed for a minute or so.
The Slot Machine Gun rapid-fires coins. Not too strong in this state, but...
Bomber promptly inputs another alchemy. Waving both arms in a circle, he opened his storage. After a few minutes of rummaging, he pulled out a panel with some wires haphazardly sticking out the back. This panel had three dividers that separated it into four boxes. This item was an RNG Device. When provided with enough power, it would be able to call upon the powers of RNG for great benefit or self-destruction. It all was up to chance. The RNG Device can only be slapped on very particular objects, as the powers within tend to overwhelm mundane things. Luckily enough, the Slot Machine Gun was the perfect fit for a RNG Device.
Slot Machine Gun && RNG Device = R.N.G. (1/?)
The Random Number Gun can be used every other turn. Pulling on the lever activates the slots, which end on their own. There are five symbols:
Fire: Hot flames roar out of the R.N.G. Two fires on the slots will do average damage with an average chance to Burn, damaging them each turn. Three fires on the slots will do higher damage with a 100% chance to Burn.
Thunder: Fierce bolts of lightning zap out of the R.N.G. Two thunders on the slots will do high damage. Three thunders on the slots will do extremely high damage with an average chance to Minicrit to do even more damage.
Ice: Chilling winds blow out of the R.N.G. Two ices on the slots will do low damage and Chill the enemy, making them act last in the EOTB. Three ices on the slots will do average damage and cause Frostburn, causing the enemy to act last in the EOTB and also take damage every turn.
Lucky Sevens (Level 1): Lucky Sevens are the rarest result on the R.N.G. Two sevens will do nothing. Only landing on all three sevens will work. At level 1, Lucky Sevens will deal high damage with a very good chance to critical hit. It will ignore evasion in the majority of all cases.
BAR: The worst result. Almost equally as rare as Lucky Sevens. This result will deal a bit of damage to the user and overload the R.N.G. for one turn. Like Lucky Sevens, only happens if you roll three.
Obviously, rolling differing symbols will cause the R.N.G. to do absolutely nothing. It can be used as a secondary action (meaning it doesn't use up a main attack), but only once per turn.
((The way you would handle this Tazz, is to roll four d8s. 1-2 for Fire, 3-4 for Thunder, 5-6 for Ice. Since 7s and BAR are weighted to be rarer, they only get one value each: 7 and 8 respectively. There are four slots so that the odds are fair considering I only get one spin per turn. This may change in the future for stronger alchemies. Rolling four of the same symbol does nothing and is the same as rolling three.))
Charges
Project M08-➊ (4/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (32/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
Hey, any ideas for what to do?
Yeah, how about we perform a lyrical attack? What the heck is a lyrical attack?
It's when you use a song to attack. Sounds fun. Let's go!
Shizuki casts another spell and a mic appears in her hands. I grab a mic from hammerspace and wave SCP-4517-DTG around with my other hand, activating the attack. (Disclaimer: I am not good at Lojban) TRACK SELECT: YI ER FANCLUBROFL City, ILOLnois, downtown - by the stationFrom today, the exciting zo coi lojban course beginsTo adults, students and old ladies say good morning!No, no, here you say cerni coi! Now in your textbook, on page three - already there!Here I am overcoming my fear of conlangsIt cost me TWO TRILLION DOLLARS - that's not cheap! coi ro do - uh,how are you, everyone?
lo ckiku, lo ckilu -key, scaleWhere am I, what is your name? - ma cmene doTo my favorite author, I'll say "I love you" right now, right here, 1 2 3 w00t w00t, Lojban - a dreamy wonderlandThe pa .i re fanclubSoon enough I'll be able to use your words, just like I want toCan I say mi prami do?
Suddenly, a massive blast of conlang energies decimates Phantom Walker!
@ProofofconcepT You built it? The build is pretty simple (hey, sometimes simple is better), but the trailer was AWESOME.
Leviathan: 25/30
Guitar Solo: 10/40
I hand over +2 to Pricey12345.
For the Sidequest, I choose to spawn myself in Yellow. I then take cover behind the barricade and use my trusty bow to whittle down the HP of the Void Walker.
As for the normal game, I set two fireballs above my shoulders and then loose them forth! The fireballs both deal base damage of a single attack, but to compensate, they each have a random target (on the Pro-Zero side).
The Chua spellslinger and the Draken Stalker both dodge!
I shove Uzersero into a cannon(its Uzi's evil(good?) counterpart that definitely exists) and fire him out at... at... hmmmm... an alien drone! Yeah! And they do battle!
Proof's Sidequest:
I join Green, and use Raise Dead to prepare for the onslaught.
I switch the Armistyx to Rocket Booster Scythe Mode and fly myself in the way of the cannon-lauched Uzersero, and proceed to block it with the Removal! Uzersero is promptly obliterated, and I then proceed to retaliate against TT2K, attempting to weaponize the Removal. Perhaps I can fire back attacks as corruption bolts or something? Who knows.
If that won't work, then I simply summon a group of CS:GO players to hunt down TT2K with their AWP's and other various weapons! They all happen to be of the "Global Elite" ranking, thus making it nearly impossible for TT2K to escape!
...actually, even if the Removal can counter with blasts of corruption, I still summon the CS:GO players.
...This! A corruption bolt flies forth, and then you recall that the shield's own properties aren't fun for entities. 4 damage to TT2000!
The fist punches through the floor and i took a look.
???: AAH IT IS A GOOD TIME TO...
Hey! look at this, i got the Sp00py Armor!
???: WHATS THIS? AN SP00PY ARMOR? LET ME TAKE THIS.
(Turns into super version of itself.)
Spoopinator: HAHAHA! I AM THE M0RE SP00PIER N0W! I AM THE SP00PINAT0R! WAIT...
(Summoned that is much later than Halloween)
Spoopinator: THAT WAS STUPID! I WAS APPEARED AFTER HALL0WEEN! N0T BEF0RE IT!
Relax relax, Look there are so much [PZ] enemies.
Spoopinator: THAT W0ULD BE VERY SERI0US F0R ME
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator Index:
Alignment: [AZ]/[PG] (Both of these Alignments are Richard's side, Not Uzi's)
Stats:
HP: 300,000/300K (Due to Sp00py Armor)
Attack Power: Varies (Slightly higher due to Sp00py Armor.)
Attacks:
Spooky Slash: Deals 6600 damage to the Enemy.
Lunge of Sp00p: Deals 13000 damage to the Enemy and can hit Airborn/Flying Enemies but has a Cooldown of 2
Sp00py Shield: It summons the bones and creates a Barrier that has the HP of 66600 and can protect itself or the Allies but has a cooldown of 5 ish...
Summon Crimson Skellies: Summons 5 Crimson Skeletons that has the HP of 12000 and has a low attack power because of OPness but has a cooldown of 7
Ultimate Attack: Sp00py Spary... It and the Crimson Skeletons (if they're alive) starts dancing to an enemy dealing massive damage (66600 Damage if it's alive +3000 extra damage for each surviving Crimson Skeleton) however has a big cooldown of 11 due to it's Ultimate being too powerful
Special: It will be more of a Miniboss due to the bit of Creativity used on it, However It has the hate of Instant Kills (Resistance of Instant Kills/Nukes/OHKOs) and can speak in Boldy Red colored Courier New. it also controls by itself (Like if i do not attack, It uses a random skill but uses a Ultimate when it's cooldowned)
Heal Blaster && Bayo-Laser Rifle && Plasma Katana && Blue Gem = Best of Times, Worst of Times 8/11
+2 Talist
Charge Bank: +2 from Ninjatwist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy. (Using for a Upgrade)
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used. (Using for a Upgrade)
Sp00pinator summoned!
You do realize that Anti-godmodder and Anti-Zero are funadmentally the same alignment, all color-coding aside? (Vice-versa for Pro-Godmodder/Pro-Zero.)
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 5/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 7/9 The HM Stick
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Mercury runs up the devastator and makes so many puns involving its name and the word it's named after that the devastator freely chooses to... devastate itself. That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more. That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more. And so on.
My Action: Alright, time to summon a bunch of entities. I start by sending in the 1st ESFB, or at least a version of them. You see, owing to a combination of unusual temporal stuff, morale purposes, and confusion of enemies, all ESFB forces are called the 1st ESFB, even though there are many seperate versions of them. The particular version I just summoned are combat engineers.
Dodge Chance: The 1st ESFB has a chance to teleport out of the way of incoming attacks. This is by default a 25% chance, but increases to 75% against an attack that would destroy this unit (endermen get more teleport-happy when they are about to die). Since they use teleportation to dodge, this dodge chance cannot be bypassed (since they are well out of the way of the attack).
Tele-Sapper: In this special attack, the endermen teleport all over their target laying TNT everywhere, and then lights off all the TNT at once. High damage, deals extra damage against immobile targets.
Obsidian Stronghold: Summons an Ender Fortress from The Void to provide support on the field. Note: Bolstered by a charge from me, more details on this will need to be worked out with Tazz.
My Other Action: Next, I summon Miles "Tails" Prower, the famed sidekick of Sonic. Why not summon Sonic himself, you ask? Well, mainly because Sonic has probably been overused and oversummoned. Luckily, he lacks his sidekick immunity properties here, but he is still a competent fighter.
Tails [GS]: 50 Rings, active Shield. High Dodge Chance. Shield Generator: |||. Airborne.
Rings: Tails does not take damage like normal entities. Instead, damage to Tails causes him to lose rings. Tails loses 20 rings when hit, and if hit while he has 0 rings, he is killed. Tails gains 10 rings at the END of every round (after entity actions)
Dodge Chance: Tails has learned super-speed from Sonic to help him dodge incoming attacks. He has a default 60% chance to dodge an attack and not take damage, but creative attacks (including godmodder attacks) are more likely to hit, with a minimum dodge chance of 20%.
Shield Generator: When fully charged, can be expended at any time to gain a Shield powerup. The shield blocks some weak attacks, increasing dodge chance by 15% and nullifying any attack that cannot deal at least 2500 damage (if it was hitting another target), and when Tails is hit the shield goes away but no rings are lost.
Carry: Tails can carry an ally, giving them the Airborne effect and his dodge chance for one round, but reducing his damage by 50%.
SCP Foundation Action: Another experiment is conducted:
Experiment DTG-5: The cyber-portal into the server is opened, and D-TG0 is ordered to pass through the portal, then attempt to return.
Results: D-TG0 enters the portal, but then breaks experiment procedure by refusing to follow directions. Attempted remote termination fails, as does ordering D-001 through D-004 to attempt to terminate him. D-TG0 makes an unauthorized attempt to join the fight.
Note: A runthrough of data banks found no mention of D-TG0 in our data. It is suspected that D-TG0 was an agent impersonating a D-class to enter the portal.
D-TG0 [N/???]: 20/20 HP (Unknown motives and abilities, Tazz should see PM for motives and abilities.)
Note: D-TG0 is NOT under anyone's control other than Tazz's.
For what was contained on that PM, D-TG0 does NOT get summoned! However, the 1st ESFB and Tails are both summoned, and will do as you say. The 1st ESFB's dodge rate if it would be destroyed will shrink to 25% if under 10,000 HP-only catch.
Balloonian gains 1 mana for a total of 8 and draws Balloonmedes, which gets duplicated. He uses Wild Magic and gets... 2... 19... Hunter's Powershot. Not bad. All his minions attack the Slammer and if those minion caps are in play, he sacrifice attacks with the Balloonwing Corruptor. I'm keeping the Inventor alive as long as possible. Either way, he then plays the Helium Sister.
Wait, what? Oh come on... nothing worked. I was going to set up for a sick combo. Just play out the Balloonmagus and have all units attack the Slammer. That was going to be a SICK combo.
Inari leaps at the Chua Spellslinger with blinding speed and pins it to the ground before viciously slashing across its throat and then cuts down its body, claws lit with sunlight that leaves burns and singed clothing/fur. She then kicks the Spellslinger away, seemingly with a look of bloodlust in her eyes.
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I want to make sure that I get this in before Tazz's post, so holding off.
A Tactical Genius: 40/50 ==================================================
IMPERATOR 13/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Bomber eyed the Mechari Engineer once more. Despite the previous attack it still seemed to be determined to continue on. Its weakened state left it open to attack, so Bomber decided to take the advantage while it was still there. He clapped his hands together suddenly. When pulled them apart, a long sword appeared between them as if it was some sort of a magician trick. The sword was lined with runes down its length. These were various engravings of dark whispers and thoughts that should not be thought. It was forged from a dark metal, giving it a sinister appearance. The hilt resembled a scowling goat head, its piercing eyes judging whether its next opponent was worthy or not. The length of the blade also had a red-hot line down the center, giving the weapon a molten appearance.
Charging the Mechari, Bomber ran him down with the blade, slicing right into him. His armored exterior was weakened by the heat of the lightning, making the already dangerous blade cut ever more deeper. The blade lodged into the Mechari, Bomber planted a boot against its chest and pushed away, causing the blade to release and the Mechari to stumble backwards. Hastily, another strike was made, this time into the Mechari's left arm. The Mechari tried to struggle, but it seemed futile. It managed to dodge the next swing before being caught by a thrust. It stabbed right through what would be the equivalent of its stomach and out the other end. The blade felt hot for some reason, making it all the more painful. Or whatever equivalent a robot could have. Bomber backed off from combat for now, but kept his blade out and continued to eye the Mechari, seeing if it survives.
A ray of sunlight strikes Inari, causing her to burst into flames and rush forward at the Chua Spellslinger again, clawing at its legs to knock it down. She leaps over the Spellslinger, leaving a trail of flames that floats down onto the Spellslinger to burn it.
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Gail and Mikoto walk into one of the still standing buildings of the fortress with Mikoto leading about 5 meters ahead of Gail. As they get deeper inside, the darkness gets stronger and more oppressive, but Gail has a faint glowing aura around her that seems to gently push particles of dust in the air away from her. The aura keeps the ground around her lit enough for her to vaguely see where she's going, but Mikoto doesn't even need it and can see just fine in the darkness. They keep walking down, but Gail sometimes calls out for them to stop so that she can draw out a large, rolled up piece of paper from her costume and add to a map of the place she's sketching (and yes, Gail does have opposable thumbs. She's the closest one I have to an actually humanoid RP character.).
Salt 36/50
Imperator 12/50 (+4 from Bomber
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 6/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 6/11
==Action== Crystal taps a universe snd summons a skelecycle-riding, thorn-armored, evil-looking knight. Specifically, a Thorn Knight, an Angel from a… more militant group. The Thorn Knight rides up to Jaraxxus, tears the wheel off his skelecycle (seriously, it’s a motorcycle that is covered in skeletons and even partially made of them. What’s not to love?) and begins beating Jaraxxus over the head while screaming what sounds like a war cry. After a good bit of this, Crystal desummons the Thorn and summons a devilish-looking creature in a red mask, clad in a wide-brimmed hat and a coat with what appears to be a lot of extra arms on it - the Coat of Arms, an article of clothing that both allows the wearer access to a pocket of storage space within it and allows the wearer to grow himself extra arms. The devil, Oscar by name, or alternatively Dhuutholmel, replicates himself a score of extra arms, grabs a bunch of miscellaneous edged weapons from the Coat’s interior, and minces Jaraxxus into paste. Crystal tosses him a coin or three for his trouble, making him quite ‘gladsome’, in his own words, and desummons him as well.
==Entities==
Nop.
8,000 damage to Jaraxxus!
-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
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Hehehehehe...
Oh you sunnuva...Ugh. THIS is how she does it. Also, I've removed tc2142 and TheDrivingLlama for inactivity.
The Crimson Scales stand ominously...Considering what happened LAST time, it's in your best interests to annihilate them. Quickly. The Scale Behemoths on the PZ side smash Walker for 1 damage. Wow. They look ashamed for that low damage. The AZ side Behemoths apply their force to Cyanogynist instead for 2 damage. The Scale Reaper idles, as do the sleeping Scale Beasts.
Star's Body attempts to smash a Maxis, but somehow insetad manages to catch Uncle Grandpa by surprise for 1 damage, somehow (Ayaze Troll Counter = 1). Lord Jaraxxus, legitimately surprised he lasted that long, unleashes OBLIVION!!! I believe you know what this one does. Demon Portal summoned...Again! Jaraxxus also spawns an Infernal! Finally, he deals 5,000 damage to a Suppression Turret! Mt. Ebbot's attempts to get pre-emptive hits on Tails fails and he instead targets Stone, slipping by the Duel to inflict 10,000 damage! (Ayaze Troll counter = 2) SCP-682 roars and chews up the weaker Possessed Armor for 8,000 damage! The .jpeg Abomination slathers his corruption all over the Mechari Engineer, Corrupting him and dealing 10,000 damage!
Phantom Walker gleefully impales Gordon Freeman (giving another stack of Agony) for 20,000 damage before turning the same blade onto-whops, Mechari Engineer missed, he murders a Tank and deals another 5,000 damage to anotehr tank, and gives another Stack of Agony to them. (Ayaze Troll Counter = 3). His burn then times out, giving him 1 damage.
The Wizard of Yendor deals 3 damage to Phantom Walker! Humanibli wails on Mibibli for 12,000 damage! The Assault Team Excavation somehow die of bordome because they're not actually doing ANYTHING. Lesser Dog Neo, maximized on pets, sinks his teeth into the Draken Stalker with his keen sense of smell for 12,000 damage!
the GS entities are immunized to the whole 'cramped' conditions and can hit whatever they want with impunity! CrocIdibli gulps audibly, realizing it's his go and he can't kill Mibibli...The other GS entities act in his steed, pushing him to the last on the Entity list! The Twins go to town on the more wounded Possessed Armor to deal 8,000 damage to it! The Destroyer and its probes deal a total of 14,600 damage to Mibibli! Skeletron Prime lends a hand to the Demon Portal to deal 8,000 damage! Plantera devastates the Devastator for 8,000 damage! The Golem leaps upon a sleeping Scale Beast, killing it! the 1st ESRB warps behind Mibibli and slams him around for 10,000 damage! Tails swoops in to kill the BalloonWing Corruptor! Ayaze's pointy arrows (using 125) manage a nasty deflation of Ballonsera, dealing a surprising (and minicritted) 3750 damage and lowering her inflation to LOW.
...Crocodibli realizes that Mibibli has JUST enough HP to kill in his weakened state! Uttering a crocodile approximation of a laugh, he steps in and swoops upon him for a stylish claw kill! He slams his fist right into Mibibli and kills him, then devours him...And immediately starts undergoing a dramatic transformation! He is bathed in radiant light and he becomes...My goodness, HE BECOMES...Crocidibli the Mibibil the Crocslayer-slayer!
...If his imagination had a face he'd punch it. In the face. With his fists. And then he'd fart on it for good measure.
But let it be said, Crocidibli got CRUUUUUUUUUUUUNK! He's gained massive damage AND massive HP boosts AND, err, recycled Mibibli's abilities; Croc-a-rock-a and Crocked Ways split the functions of the Mibible in two AND they're lower-charge! he's also been MASSIVELY, but not fully, healed! Agony is still there, sadly.
Humanibli, realizing his purpose in life is now gone, ascends...And is promptly obliterated by UserZero's orbital defenses. Sorry Humanibli. No happy ending for you. In any case, +10 distance to Yggdrasil!
Stone and the Gnarok Warrior trade their blows, dealing 30,000/50,000 damage to each other. The Maxis fires upon the Mechari Engineer to deal 6,000 damage! Uncle Grandpa directs several assassination attempts to Jaraxxus, dealing 30,000 damage to him! Blackstorm Zineous suddenly remembers his three charged attacks, then uses a Storm Rage to attempt to fry Phantom Walker, but hits the Wizard of Yendor to cause his untimely death. Ayaze's Troll Counter goes up to 4 as she snickers about that. The Possessed Armors attempt to slap her to brutally remind her of her ways, but somehow manage to smash into Lesser Dog Neo for 12,000 damage instead, raising the Troll Counter to 5...Hrm, it appears the GS units strictly benefit from that attribute. Whatever.
+1 to everyone for getting this second part late!
The Devastator opens fire on the Demon Portal with Oblivion Energies, which destabilizes it for 24,000 damage! The Suppression Turrets reload! Gordon Freeman pulls out a Gravity Gun and uses its awesome powers to destroy a Tank! Balloonsera Minicrits on a heal, giving Balloonian 21,000 HP! Balloonian uses Wild Magic to grab Powershot, and then plays a Helium Sister! The Cellular Lifeforms double, then mutate! They roll 500 exactly, meaning they can now attack (theird amage is 1/2 the amount of cells times a hundred), but lose a considerable amount of their dodge chance! Taking the opportunity to demonstrate, they deal 3,200 damage to Slammer! The Alien Drones OBLITERATE Jaraxxus! Naptsablook cries the Binary Slime a literal river which it somehow drowns in, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage! The Gold's Word Portal summons another Gold's World Super Soldier, while the one already there attacks Slammer for 2,000 damage! The Spoopinator slashes away for 6,600 damage at Slammer as well!
Slammer...Uh, slams a Possessed Armor into Jam, dealing 10,000 damage! I already said what the Gnarok Warrior did...The Draken Stalker finishes off the weak Possessed Armor and deals 11,000 damage to the remaining one! The Chua Spellslinger returns from his trip to another dimension. The Mechari Engineer can only summon one more troop of bots-good news-but decides to fire at the shock Shield for 20,000 damage to keep Zineous'es inevitable HP regeneration lower. The Tanks follow suit for 16,000 damage to the Shock Shield! The Binary Slime fires out pure Binary into the Devastator, corrupting its code massively for a critted 40,000 damage! Sadly, no status effect to go with it. The Binary Slime takes 4,000 damage from the Oblivion Aura! The Face Monsters suicide into Tails to take out its shield...But somehow hit Stone instead, again bypassing the duel! 5,000 damage to Stone!! The Crimeras encircle SCP-682 and ram into him, dealing 5,000 damage...They then come away confused because they meant to chip away at Mt. Ebbot. (Ayaze Troll Counter: 7).
The Psy-Godmodder calls in a bullet train, which comes in within seconds! Unfortunately, he had previously tied up the Devastator onto the railways with Divinium-made ropes, which are still hard to break even if you're made of the even-harder blackguard! The bullet Train turns out to ALSO be made of Blackguard, so the Devastator is destroyed by him! -20 distance to Yggdrasil! Richard attempts to smash his mallet into Psy, but he just boards the Bullet Train and speeds away...Well, from him. UserZero takes this opportunity to smash Vein Matters into his backside, dealing 5 damage!
Terrain: Crimson (May spawn weak Hostiles or PZ entities.) Needs a concentrated effort to remove.
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 20/20 HP.
[N] 5l1n6h07 : 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Ideal_Modpack_Mod_Man: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 20/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 17/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 0/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 0/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye/Cinavi: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] Battlefury13: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] TEHISEPC: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TakenForGranted: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Mad Scientist: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] Fseftr/Mercury: 14/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 7/20 HP
[???] AZ-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Guarded by Scale Behemoths!
[???] PZ-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Guarded by Scale Behemoths!
[???] Player-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Guarded by Scale Reaper!
[???] Centered Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP.
[???] Scale Behemoths: 25,000/25,000 HP x3; 22,000/25,000 HP x1. Two guard the AZ and PZ side scales each!
[???] Scale Beasts: 10,000/10,000 HP x10. Unconscious. Will wake if the Centered Crimson Scale is destroyed!
[???] Scale Reaper: 40,000/40,000 HP. Counters player attacks for small damage. Guards the Player Scale.
[H] Star's Body: 13/15 HP. Ridiculous defense, but has a weakness based on its patterns. Current pattern: Hiding in an unkonwn location within a massive ring of eldritch tentacles, blasting you from seemingly everywhere at once.
[H] Demon Portal: 48,000/80,000 HP. Summons 2 demons every turn!
[H] Infernal: 40,000/40,000 HP.
[H] Mt. Ebbot: 213,000/250,000 HP.
[H] SCP-682. 58,000/80,000 HP. Can regenerate to full if the killing blow isn't good enough. Less likely to attack PZ entities.
[H] .jpeg Abomination: 100,000/100,000. Can corrupt entities on-hit!
[H-BOSS] Phantom Walker: 60/80 HP. Has Super Armor (5 damage reduction). Inflicts Agony per blow! Double-Action!
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 113,000/125,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 10. Maxed!
[GS] The Twins: 31,000/40,000 HP x1; 15,000/40,000 HP. One will enrage if the other dies.
[GS] The Destroyer of Worlds: 40,000/80,000 HP. Spawns probes for every 1,000 damage. Probes: 5/5 HP x33. Action: Fire at the PZs!
[GS] Skeletron Prime: Head: 10,000/10,00 HP. Arms: 15,000/15,000 HP x2; 9,000/15,000 HP x1.
[GS] Plantera: 65,000/65,000 HP. Petals: 8,000/8,000 HP x5. Each Petal has a 20% chance to redirect attacks at the body to itself. Changes phase at 32,500 HP.
[GS] Golem: 99,000/100,000 HP. Changes phase at 50,000 HP.
[GS] Tails: 50/50 Rings. Shielded. Super-Evasive. Airborn. Shield Generator: III
[GS] Crocidibli the Mibibil the Crocslayer-slayer: 240,000/300,000 HP. Levitator Enforcer: IIII Croc-a-rock-a: IIIII Crocked Moves: IIIIII Agony: III
[AZ] Stone: 55,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: III Inflicted with The Duel, must target the Gnarok Warrior! Action: The Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior!
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 10,000/20,000 HP, +5,000 HP per turn. Action: Attack the Mechari Engineer!
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 4/10 HP. High defense. Action: Attack Lord Jaraxxus!
[AZ] Blackstorm Zineous: 2,000/210,000 HP. Airborn, Evasive! Discharge: III Summon Dark Nimbuses: III Bomber: II Shock Shield: 69,000/105,000 HP. Restores his HP in 1 round!
[AZ] Possessed Armor: 49,000/50,000 HP
[AZ] Suppression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x1; 10,000/15,000 HP x1. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 0/2. Turrets ready to fire: 0/2.
[AZ] Gordon Freeman: 85,000/130,000 HP. CONFIRMED: III Agony: III
[AZ] Balloonian: 171,000/180,000 HP. Mana: 9/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. Affinity: M:3 R:0 S:0. HAND: (6) Balloonkin Hatcher, (4) Swipe, (3) Electron, (8) Balloonmagus (7) Balloonmedes, (3) Powershot.
[AZ] Helium Sister: 30,000/30,000 HP. Immune to AoE.
[AZ] Celluar Lifeforms: 1/1 x64. Multiplies their population by 2x every turn, Harder to hit when population is low. Mutation: Immediately next turn! Current Mutations: HP Regen, Immunity to Antibiotics, Attack Ability, Lowered Dodge Chance.
[AZ] Alien Drones: 117,800/135,000 HP x2. Drones will deal half-damage if alone. Airborne. Detection: II Supermagnet: III Delta Sequence: III Anomaly: IIII Incarceration IIIII ========== 100% ========== 100%
[AZ] Naptsablook: 200,000/200,000 HP. May fail to attack occasionally. Minicritting with guarenteed action!
[AZ] Gold's World Portal: 10,000/10,000 HP. Summoning a Super Soldier every turn!
[AZ] Gold's World Super Soldier: 10,000/10,000 HP. Action: Attack the Face Monster!
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 300,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] Slammer: 77,200/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Gnarok Warrior: 74,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must attack Stone! Action: Attack Stone.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 131,600/190,000 HP. Evasive. Can teleport out of danger. Currently in another plane, can't attack this EoTB but can't be harmed.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 150,500/230,000 HP. Summons Bots to help. Corrupted: III
[PZ] Tanks: 10,000/10,000 HP x7; 5,000/10,000 HP x1. Resist 50% damage if a tank is destroyed in an attack. Agony: III
[PZ] Binary Slime: 116,000/150,000 HP. Occasionally takes less damage. Causes random status effects per hit. Disable: IIIII
[PZ] Face Monsters: 4,000/5,000 HP x1; 2,000/5,000 HP x1.
[PZ] Crimeras: 5,000/5,000 HP x 7. Evasive, Airborn.
[PZ-Γ] Psy-Godmodder: 1/1 HP. Ultra-Evasive!
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 32/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 131/150 HP. Security: III
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4430.
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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I think "Well, since all these mods were installed, they probably forgot to make themselves immune to vanilla!!! Then I summon as many killer bunnys as possible with orders to attack anything pro-zero.
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I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
Okay, so, you actually CAN do it without custom NPC mods (Terra Restore 2, another amazing adventure map, does it just fine). I THINK how it works is, mobs can be assigned to teams like players can, and monsters on different teams will fight each other(and won't attack players on their team). That's how I THINK it works. I could be wrong, though. It can be done, and as a whole it's a very under-explored concept in maps.
I tried doing it with teams, it didn't really work (only with Shulkers actually).
*In Greek myth, the Lion of Nemea had fur that no weapon forged could pierce, so Hercules had to strangle the thing to death. He found a way to skin it later, though.
Charge Completed: Unite Crystallize. 25/25! (+1 from Tazz, due to late.)
It's getting darker and darker, and the humidity is rising rapidly, the wind picks up. Patches of crimson may give way beneath the storm that's rapidly coming into being.
The environment reshapes under the downpour, irregular stone pillars bursting from the ground, sections of previously solid terrain sinking into the ground, some pieces of scenery dissolve into yet more water, while others are covered by rapidly growing crystal.
Once the storm has passed, the predominant biome appears to be some sort of uneven plains covered in different types of crystal.
MZ: ?
MZ: This atmosphere, it's soothing.
MZ: Or maybe there's something more to it than that?
New terrain; Crystaline. May heal Anti-Zero entities.
I summon a unicorn with my Grimoire, together we preform the legendary Unicorn-Cross-Kick against the Phantom Walker. Which actually just consists of jumping off a charging unicorn and preforming a flying kick, but with anime shouting.
I realize I've done nothing to solve the fact that I'm still hungry.
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe... UserZero is a store clerk, but they aren't insane and don't go by the name UserZero, and aren't a Godmodder. But whatever, it's Black Friday, and the store just opened. Crowds of people flood into the store, flattening everyone in their path, including AU!UserZero, just to get that 15% off buy 3 get 2 free coffee maker. Than the damage to the UserZero from that universe translates to damage to the UserZero in this universe.
I pull out a net gun, then shoot a net up into the air, which multiplies midair and falls down across the entire battlefield, tangling up everything there.
I send out the crowbar to assist Gordon Freeman. I then start to assault a Scale Behemoth with a mortar strike. I am not aware of the nature of these crimson scales, so I do not know if I should attack the AZ or PZ ones. So I go for the behemoths protecting the one an AZ would want dead.
(Query: Can I use abstract concepts, like time or love, as ingredients in the alchemiter?)
Well I through multiples time to join the sidequest but now that everyone does I do now.
I join as a necromancer on one of the towers and I start attacking with whatever regular attack necromancers have./null
==Turn 1==
Salt 36/50
Imperator 12/50 (+4 from Bomber
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 6/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 6/11
==Action==
Crystal taps a universe snd summons a skelecycle-riding, thorn-armored, evil-looking knight. Specifically, a Thorn Knight, an Angel from a… more militant group. The Thorn Knight rides up to Jaraxxus, tears the wheel off his skelecycle (seriously, it’s a motorcycle that is covered in skeletons and even partially made of them. What’s not to love?) and begins beating Jaraxxus over the head while screaming what sounds like a war cry. After a good bit of this, Crystal desummons the Thorn and summons a devilish-looking creature in a red mask, clad in a wide-brimmed hat and a coat with what appears to be a lot of extra arms on it - the Coat of Arms, an article of clothing that both allows the wearer access to a pocket of storage space within it and allows the wearer to grow himself extra arms. The devil, Oscar by name, or alternatively Dhuutholmel, replicates himself a score of extra arms, grabs a bunch of miscellaneous edged weapons from the Coat’s interior, and minces Jaraxxus into paste. Crystal tosses him a coin or three for his trouble, making him quite ‘gladsome’, in his own words, and desummons him as well.
==Entities==
Nop.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alright, thanks for joining everyone. However, you guys are way too powerful, so I've doubled the health of all the enemies and raised some of their attacks. This should also make the battles less resource intensive. Expect the next one to be out on Sunday, as I will be very busy. Also:
~: Interesting, you are much stronger than you look... But you are no match for this...
A dark orb covers the battlefield... You have been cursed with... Knockback Resistance?
You hear the sounds of silverfish...
Yea, you guys are definitely not going to survive this.
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Okay, so, you actually CAN do it without custom NPC mods (Terra Restore 2, another amazing adventure map, does it just fine). I THINK how it works is, mobs can be assigned to teams like players can, and monsters on different teams will fight each other(and won't attack players on their team). That's how I THINK it works. I could be wrong, though. It can be done, and as a whole it's a very under-explored concept in maps.
-snip-
Glad I survived! Fearful of the powerful army approaching, I use Corruption to help, and of course position myself in the red zone. I'm a weak Necromancer, I need protection! Honestly, what with all the hits I was taking last time I'm shocked I didn't die!
Big /null
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UserZero shoots each one out of the air with a hundred arrows. Each.
UserZero giggles maddeningly at your comment about her position, looking at you like you were a complete raving idiot.
UserZero: well here's someone who doesn't get the way the ranks are!
UserZero: let me tell you somethin', ya moron!
UserZero: omega is the last! the ultimate! the hard stop! the END! there is nothing beyond nor surpassing omega! NOTHING can surpass omega!
UserZero: thus, the omega plus-the greater last, in other terms-cannot be surpassed in godmodding skill nor strength!
UserZero: psi notwithstanding, but i think that just means psi knew he'd eventually be beaten out!
UserZero: as for my name...that would make me the very first user!
UserZero: after all, zero in most computer systems is equivalent to the first position!
UserZero: plus, zero would mean nothing-an empty nothingness, unto which potential may flow into ceaselessly! Even before one, there was zero!
UserZero: so, the first, and the last.
UserZero: the alpha-omega.
UserZero: i embody limitless potential and unsurpassed power!
UserZero: it is my duty to not only be superior to everything else, but also to never stop growing!
UserZero: my power is as infinite as my potential!
UserZero: do you think tuba boy over there ever stood a chance on his own, against me?!
UserZero: i'm too smart to think you can't pull a weasely victory over me, but neither of you could do it alone in the end!
UserZero promptly fries you with the lightning for 10 damage!
He eats it, but bemoans his inability to heal except as a rare counterattack.
He thanks you with a +1 regardless.
That was a mistake that I very hastily corrected. Let's keep it at that.
The power of WAA invigorates Balloonsera to minicrit!
Naptsablook got summoned...I just forgot to add her. As I said before, she'll be coming in.
Scale Armada summoned! If Counter stopped player attacks from WORKING, that'll be nulled, but otherwise all is well.
UserZero can't be banned from her own server, so all the poewr of the Banhammer fails!
You just need a charge as normal. Do be warned, though, godmodders are their own people and can't be tied down to as side quickly. Or without extreme brainwashing from a powerful godmodder.
You know, I'd probably have made that thing a reality-warping maniac for that, but considering we already had that thi////T-W-I-T-C-H-!////ng, it's safe to say I won't. 6,000 HP to the Destroyer!
2,000 HP to Crocidibli, though if all is favorable he'll attack first so he'll NEED to score the killing blow. Mibibli will otherwise probably one-shot the guy.
That'll be corrected.
Richard catches onto D-001 and plugs the hole in the truck before he gets to use it! D-002 fails to get the god gear because it's hidden behind a ridiculous series of deadly trials that I don't even know about beyond their existence! D-003 finds all of his mobs and his superstructure are nigh-instantly wiped by UserZero! Finally, Richard does NOT refuse to pay, and in fact pays them with enough money to make them literally explode of glee.
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Intel Core i7-5960X = Cubic CPU Module (Level 2: 1/3)
Keep On Keeping On: A particuarily powerful-looking Medigun with the words 'Hang In there!' inscribed onto the barrel. This thing heals better and stronger than the Lifecannon, and can also help speed up the time spent being crippled by a negative status effect.
Jaraxxus gets behind a stone wall to block your shots.
The Wizard of Yendor will do as you say.
6,000 damage to the Mechari Engineer!
Alchemiter || Module = Alchemization Module.
In this case, it appears switching it around does very little...
The Crimeras are too wily to get a bead on, but the Face Monsters take 1,000 damage each! Retinazer (the more healthy one at this point) regains 1,000 HP!
...You do realize multi-tasking like that in a post GENERALLY makes it weaker overall than if you stuck to one thing? Just saying.
Mindkiller: I kid you not this thing is the last thing you want aimed at you. Taking the form of a mechanical arm, if it connects to someone's skull it will suck out basically all their ability to think. It doesn't have the inverse function and in fact destroys that ability, so use with caution.
You'll get 10 HP on revival. This is one-use!
3,000 damage to Healerbot!
6,000 damage to the Healerbot!
You slam the Nerf Bat into Jaraxxus! He takes a stack of nerfing, losing attack, defense and his 10% evasiveness!...For this turn. It also deals 1,000 damage.
Gold's World Portal and Gold's World Super Soldier summoned! The latter will do as you say. You then show him how it's done for 2,000 damage to a Face Monster!
Healerbot killed! You pet Lesser Dog NEO (Pet Counter: 9).
You get ready to guard for an AZ Player!
He refuses! Richard is an Atheist, doesn't believe in god, and thus refuses to listen to your fakey science god of fakeness.
16,000 damage to Jaraxxus! Uncle Grandpa will do as you say!
It was more accurately their high dodge chance. They're really hard to see.
The Cellular Lifeforms are subjected to a cure...From their stunted regrowth. After all, these particular organisms are not diseases and in fact are currently harmless.
Everyone kills you (and yes, you do die of this)! Reforming the Colegmerate would just make UserZero control it again!
Psy-Godmodder summoned! He ranks at Gamma Plus (Γ)! I'm going to somehow assume he's PZ for whatever reason.
Richard glares at Psy the godmodder...It would be his first rank up in this battle, which would DEFINITELY be of great, GREAT use for him and everyone else. Of course, being a godmodder, Psy is more than likely to give Richard a whole new kind of fresh hell in dealing with him. Anti-Zero players; the Psy-Godmodder's dodging rate is INSANE, BUT being attacked enough or otherwise restrianing him will help lower it. Psy can't be harmed by a non-godmodder, he's still too dodgy, but Richard can ignore some of the dodge rate.
3,000 damage to a Behemoth!
Explosive Gryphon Plush: It's a Gryphon-shaped plushie, except it's patterened with TNT and filled with gunpowder. It also has a fuse...No prize for guessing what you can do with this.
Phantom Walker's armor tanks the blows!
It will do as you say.
The Alien Drones only slightly self-destruct themselves, but nevertheless, 7,200 damage to the Alien Drones!
10,000 HP to both Drones! It will do as you say.
3 damage to TT2000!
You do that for whatever reason, but it appears their spawn rate can't get any higher and they immediately regen the lost cell.
Orb of Pure Energy > Fine = Orb of Spacetime Manipulation (Level 5: 1/6)
Pet counter: 10! Lesser Dog NEO can no longer be petted for benefits!
You protect the Alien Drones from an attack each (or two if they're multi-targeting).
5,000 damage to Mt. Ebbot!
Interesting...
4,000 damage to the Chua Spellslinger!
Your entities will do as you say.
Slot Machine Gun && RNG Device = R.N.G. (Level 8: 1/9)
11,000 damage to the Mechari Engineer!
The Psy-Godmodder gets peeved off at you for the insult!
2 damage to Phantom Walker!
The Chua spellslinger and the Draken Stalker both dodge!
Incendiary Autobow && Generic Diamond Shovel = Excavator's Incendiary Autobow (Level 6: 1/7)
WOULD have worked if not for...
...This! A corruption bolt flies forth, and then you recall that the shield's own properties aren't fun for entities. 4 damage to TT2000!
Sp00pinator summoned!
You do realize that Anti-godmodder and Anti-Zero are funadmentally the same alignment, all color-coding aside? (Vice-versa for Pro-Godmodder/Pro-Zero.)
4,480 damage to the Devastator!
For what was contained on that PM, D-TG0 does NOT get summoned! However, the 1st ESFB and Tails are both summoned, and will do as you say. The 1st ESFB's dodge rate if it would be destroyed will shrink to 25% if under 10,000 HP-only catch.
They'll do as you say.
The Chua simply vanishes when you try to slash at it! It appears its gone into its extra dimension...
8,500 damage to the Mechari Engineer!
The Chua Spellslinger is not currently in this plane of existence and is untargetable!
8,000 damage to Jaraxxus!
Stone and the Gnarok Warrior trade their blows, dealing 30,000/50,000 damage to each other. The Maxis fires upon the Mechari Engineer to deal 6,000 damage! Uncle Grandpa directs several assassination attempts to Jaraxxus, dealing 30,000 damage to him! Blackstorm Zineous suddenly remembers his three charged attacks, then uses a Storm Rage to attempt to fry Phantom Walker, but hits the Wizard of Yendor to cause his untimely death. Ayaze's Troll Counter goes up to 4 as she snickers about that. The Possessed Armors attempt to slap her to brutally remind her of her ways, but somehow manage to smash into Lesser Dog Neo for 12,000 damage instead, raising the Troll Counter to 5...Hrm, it appears the GS units strictly benefit from that attribute. Whatever.
+1 to everyone for getting this second part late!
The Devastator opens fire on the Demon Portal with Oblivion Energies, which destabilizes it for 24,000 damage! The Suppression Turrets reload! Gordon Freeman pulls out a Gravity Gun and uses its awesome powers to destroy a Tank! Balloonsera Minicrits on a heal, giving Balloonian 21,000 HP! Balloonian uses Wild Magic to grab Powershot, and then plays a Helium Sister! The Cellular Lifeforms double, then mutate! They roll 500 exactly, meaning they can now attack (theird amage is 1/2 the amount of cells times a hundred), but lose a considerable amount of their dodge chance! Taking the opportunity to demonstrate, they deal 3,200 damage to Slammer! The Alien Drones OBLITERATE Jaraxxus! Naptsablook cries the Binary Slime a literal river which it somehow drowns in, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage! The Gold's Word Portal summons another Gold's World Super Soldier, while the one already there attacks Slammer for 2,000 damage! The Spoopinator slashes away for 6,600 damage at Slammer as well!
Slammer...Uh, slams a Possessed Armor into Jam, dealing 10,000 damage! I already said what the Gnarok Warrior did...The Draken Stalker finishes off the weak Possessed Armor and deals 11,000 damage to the remaining one! The Chua Spellslinger returns from his trip to another dimension. The Mechari Engineer can only summon one more troop of bots-good news-but decides to fire at the shock Shield for 20,000 damage to keep Zineous'es inevitable HP regeneration lower. The Tanks follow suit for 16,000 damage to the Shock Shield! The Binary Slime fires out pure Binary into the Devastator, corrupting its code massively for a critted 40,000 damage! Sadly, no status effect to go with it. The Binary Slime takes 4,000 damage from the Oblivion Aura! The Face Monsters suicide into Tails to take out its shield...But somehow hit Stone instead, again bypassing the duel! 5,000 damage to Stone!! The Crimeras encircle SCP-682 and ram into him, dealing 5,000 damage...They then come away confused because they meant to chip away at Mt. Ebbot. (Ayaze Troll Counter: 7).
The Psy-Godmodder calls in a bullet train, which comes in within seconds! Unfortunately, he had previously tied up the Devastator onto the railways with Divinium-made ropes, which are still hard to break even if you're made of the even-harder blackguard! The bullet Train turns out to ALSO be made of Blackguard, so the Devastator is destroyed by him! -20 distance to Yggdrasil! Richard attempts to smash his mallet into Psy, but he just boards the Bullet Train and speeds away...Well, from him. UserZero takes this opportunity to smash Vein Matters into his backside, dealing 5 damage!
Terrain: Crimson (May spawn weak Hostiles or PZ entities.) Needs a concentrated effort to remove.
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 20/20 HP.
[N] 5l1n6h07 : 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Ideal_Modpack_Mod_Man: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 20/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 17/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 0/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 0/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye/Cinavi: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] Battlefury13: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] TEHISEPC: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TakenForGranted: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Mad Scientist: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] Fseftr/Mercury: 14/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 7/20 HP
[???] AZ-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Guarded by Scale Behemoths!
[???] PZ-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Guarded by Scale Behemoths!
[???] Player-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Guarded by Scale Reaper!
[???] Centered Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP.
[???] Scale Behemoths: 25,000/25,000 HP x3; 22,000/25,000 HP x1. Two guard the AZ and PZ side scales each!
[???] Scale Beasts: 10,000/10,000 HP x10. Unconscious. Will wake if the Centered Crimson Scale is destroyed!
[???] Scale Reaper: 40,000/40,000 HP. Counters player attacks for small damage. Guards the Player Scale.
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 113,000/125,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 10. Maxed!
[GS] The Twins: 31,000/40,000 HP x1; 15,000/40,000 HP. One will enrage if the other dies.
[GS] The Destroyer of Worlds: 40,000/80,000 HP. Spawns probes for every 1,000 damage. Probes: 5/5 HP x33. Action: Fire at the PZs!
[GS] Skeletron Prime: Head: 10,000/10,00 HP. Arms: 15,000/15,000 HP x2; 9,000/15,000 HP x1.
[GS] Plantera: 65,000/65,000 HP. Petals: 8,000/8,000 HP x5. Each Petal has a 20% chance to redirect attacks at the body to itself. Changes phase at 32,500 HP.
[GS] Golem: 99,000/100,000 HP. Changes phase at 50,000 HP.
[GS] Ayaze Zehetbauer: 60,000/60,000. Turn: 1/6 Arrows: 751. Minicritting!
[GS] 1st ESFB Engineers: 70000/75000 HP. Tele-Sapper: III. Obsidian Stronghold: IIIII. Evasive. Extremely Evasive when dodging fatal attacks above 10,000 HP.
[GS] Tails: 50/50 Rings. Shielded. Super-Evasive. Airborn. Shield Generator: III
[GS] Crocidibli the Mibibil the Crocslayer-slayer: 240,000/300,000 HP. Levitator Enforcer: IIII Croc-a-rock-a: IIIII Crocked Moves: IIIIII Agony: III
[AZ] Stone: 55,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: III Inflicted with The Duel, must target the Gnarok Warrior! Action: The Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior!
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 10,000/20,000 HP, +5,000 HP per turn. Action: Attack the Mechari Engineer!
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 4/10 HP. High defense. Action: Attack Lord Jaraxxus!
[AZ] Blackstorm Zineous: 2,000/210,000 HP. Airborn, Evasive! Discharge: III Summon Dark Nimbuses: III Bomber: II Shock Shield: 69,000/105,000 HP. Restores his HP in 1 round!
[AZ] Possessed Armor: 49,000/50,000 HP
[AZ] Suppression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x1; 10,000/15,000 HP x1. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 0/2. Turrets ready to fire: 0/2.
[AZ] Gordon Freeman: 85,000/130,000 HP. CONFIRMED: III Agony: III
[AZ] Balloonsera 246,250/250,000 HP. Inflation: [MIN|LOW|MID|HGH|MAX]
[AZ] Balloonian: 171,000/180,000 HP. Mana: 9/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. Affinity: M:3 R:0 S:0. HAND: (6) Balloonkin Hatcher, (4) Swipe, (3) Electron, (8) Balloonmagus (7) Balloonmedes, (3) Powershot.
[AZ] Helium Sister: 30,000/30,000 HP. Immune to AoE.
[AZ] Celluar Lifeforms: 1/1 x64. Multiplies their population by 2x every turn, Harder to hit when population is low. Mutation: Immediately next turn! Current Mutations: HP Regen, Immunity to Antibiotics, Attack Ability, Lowered Dodge Chance.
[AZ] Alien Drones: 117,800/135,000 HP x2. Drones will deal half-damage if alone. Airborne. Detection: II Supermagnet: III Delta Sequence: III Anomaly: IIII Incarceration IIIII ========== 100% ========== 100%
[AZ] Naptsablook: 200,000/200,000 HP. May fail to attack occasionally. Minicritting with guarenteed action!
[AZ] Gold's World Portal: 10,000/10,000 HP. Summoning a Super Soldier every turn!
[AZ] Gold's World Super Soldier: 10,000/10,000 HP. Action: Attack the Face Monster!
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 300,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] Slammer: 77,200/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Gnarok Warrior: 74,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must attack Stone! Action: Attack Stone.
[PZ] Draken Stalker: 137,000/210,000 HP. Extremely Evasive.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 131,600/190,000 HP. Evasive. Can teleport out of danger. Currently in another plane, can't attack this EoTB but can't be harmed.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 150,500/230,000 HP. Summons Bots to help. Corrupted: III
[PZ] Tanks: 10,000/10,000 HP x7; 5,000/10,000 HP x1. Resist 50% damage if a tank is destroyed in an attack. Agony: III
[PZ] Binary Slime: 116,000/150,000 HP. Occasionally takes less damage. Causes random status effects per hit. Disable: IIIII
[PZ] Face Monsters: 4,000/5,000 HP x1; 2,000/5,000 HP x1.
[PZ] Crimeras: 5,000/5,000 HP x 7. Evasive, Airborn.
[PZ-Γ] Psy-Godmodder: 1/1 HP. Ultra-Evasive!
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 32/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 131/150 HP. Security: III
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4430.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
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kthks
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
/summon The King
*Focused Void Activated*
/jointeam Neutral
/target UserZero Focused Void
What again?
I think "Well, since all these mods were installed, they probably forgot to make themselves immune to vanilla!!! Then I summon as many killer bunnys as possible with orders to attack anything pro-zero.
I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
I tried doing it with teams, it didn't really work (only with Shulkers actually).
/null
I shoot the Face Exploder^3 up into the sky, and after a fakeout, Phantom Walker gets Jarated.
I then shank him repeatedly with the SORD...
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 11/15
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Alchemies//
Recreate: Ircucvci: 1/11
I respawn, and then facepalm.
The reason Zero is nothing is exactly the reason I did that whole attack.
Also, thanks for supercharging me.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
New Alchemy Project:
Fur Collared Jacket || Nemean Hide* = Nemean Jacket [Level TBA] (1/?)
Charge Completed: Unite Crystallize. 25/25! (+1 from Tazz, due to late.)
It's getting darker and darker, and the humidity is rising rapidly, the wind picks up. Patches of crimson may give way beneath the storm that's rapidly coming into being.
The environment reshapes under the downpour, irregular stone pillars bursting from the ground, sections of previously solid terrain sinking into the ground, some pieces of scenery dissolve into yet more water, while others are covered by rapidly growing crystal.
Once the storm has passed, the predominant biome appears to be some sort of uneven plains covered in different types of crystal.
MZ: ?
MZ: This atmosphere, it's soothing.
MZ: Or maybe there's something more to it than that?
New terrain; Crystaline. May heal Anti-Zero entities.
I summon a unicorn with my Grimoire, together we preform the legendary Unicorn-Cross-Kick against the Phantom Walker. Which actually just consists of jumping off a charging unicorn and preforming a flying kick, but with anime shouting.
I realize I've done nothing to solve the fact that I'm still hungry.
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1]Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Alchemies in-progress:
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards = Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (4/10)
Charges:
Astral Cafe: 14/15 (+2 from Talist, +1 from Tazz, due to late): Okay, how do I make these invitations stop?
Boosts:
+1 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 10/11
Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 4/7
+2 to MadScientist (From now on I'll call you Mad.)
Sukard 25/50 Halfway done! I can't wait for
shehe to me summoned."Josh" 10/10 Summoned! (50000/50000 (If buffed, Higher than normal defense (AG)
New Legend: Hi. = Josh.
Oh, hey, Josh. Got a new mission?
While that is true, I can't make an appearance as a player.
It might be OP Scale of something.
Huh?
Psst, I don't feel normal, like I can't control myself regularly.
Huh, ok.
Josh starts off by using several Lightning Shirkers from his tax papers due to him currently being Ducasse Jonlil.
I then pull out the Nerf Bat and hit the Binary Slime like I'm hitting it with an IDIOT STICK.
I don't want another charge spam.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
/null
I begin upgrading the portal (btw, it isn't a entity, it is just a portal on the ground) 3/20 (+1 from Richard and +1 from tnt)
Bones && Scrap Metal && Enlighten Gem = The Arm of Skeletron Prime (Level 5: 5/6)
Iron Sword || Heroite && Camo 1/?
Starmade Portal is doing alright. 5/30
I yell for my soldiers to come back and chill out.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe... UserZero is a store clerk, but they aren't insane and don't go by the name UserZero, and aren't a Godmodder. But whatever, it's Black Friday, and the store just opened. Crowds of people flood into the store, flattening everyone in their path, including AU!UserZero, just to get that 15% off buy 3 get 2 free coffee maker. Than the damage to the UserZero from that universe translates to damage to the UserZero in this universe.
Quote: 37/50
Getting shot at again...: 25/50
+2 to Twin.
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It's High Noon
Birds are singing...Leveling System??? 46/50Imperator 13/50
Axe && Fire Titan Essence = Titanflame Essence 7/11
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence = Titanstone Hammer 11/11
+2 Bomber
I pull out a net gun, then shoot a net up into the air, which multiplies midair and falls down across the entire battlefield, tangling up everything there.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Oh. OK. I respawn.
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
Maybe you should PM Mithey about it(the maker of Terra Restore 2). He apparently knows.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
17/50 17/50
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 9/11
Crow && Crowbar = Sentient Flying Crowbar 4/4 COMPLETED
I send out the crowbar to assist Gordon Freeman. I then start to assault a Scale Behemoth with a mortar strike. I am not aware of the nature of these crimson scales, so I do not know if I should attack the AZ or PZ ones. So I go for the behemoths protecting the one an AZ would want dead.
(Query: Can I use abstract concepts, like time or love, as ingredients in the alchemiter?)