The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Irecreeper
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=Turn One=
(1 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(5 / 10) Divine Barrier (+4 total, from Hezetor, FBSN)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Action=
I quickly summon the Page-Holding Duct-Tape! It proceeds to fly to the Lesser Balloon Whelp and patches up all the holes in in, removing the Leaking status effect. This also fully restores it's HP but that doesn't really matter.
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana, and proceeds to draw a card! (Shouldn't she gain mana at the start of every turn, rather than the end of every turn?)
CARD DRAWN: (x1) Deadly Poison
Valeera proceeds to expend 2 Mana to throw down a Goblin Auto Barber.
Alpha Phantom: 5/5 (+2 from UserZero, +2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
Walker directs the quickly summoned Alpha Phantom to attack the Most Beautiful Thing In The World. The Alpha Phantom clearly has issues with this, but... well, Walker's in charge of it. Orders are orders.
MoYu PoLong: A 3x3 Rubik's cube made of glow-in-the-dark material. The white center piece has the Chinese character 钋 on it, and the yellow center piece has a radioactivity symbol on it. It has the power to manipulate the chemical element polonium.
Wand of Striking && Wand of Fire = ??? (3/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (20/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (1/50)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I pull out a Roflcopter Launcher. The Roflcopter Launcher launches roflcopters laced with explosives. I proceed to launch roflcopters at Balthios, which all divebomb him.
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I look back to the Cyberdwarf. Enjoy that massive exposition? Don't worry, that wasn't even half of what I have so far.
Well, time to breed a horrendous eldritch chicken.
I just sort of… place a chair down, right in front of the Cyberdwarf. I dig a single-block, two meter-deep hole into the ground, fill the bottom with netherrack, and ignite it with a flint and steel. Then, I place a Crucible directly above the fire itself, pouring a bucket of water into the thing. I sit down in the chair, crossing my legs, and looking over to the Cyberdwarf of the other side of the Crucible full of slowly boiling water.
TA: Ygg g'ah?
TA: You… don't speak Aklo, do you. Of course. That's just ruined the mood.
The water suddenly begins to boil, bubbling. I stand, and peer into the thing. Excellent. I toss two blocks of netherrack into the water. They both dissolve almost instantly, and the water grows purple and murky with unfiltered essentia. I slowly pull out what appears to be a piece of raw beef, and drop it into the Crucible as well. It dissolves as well. Then, I take out an egg, and prepare to create an Incubated Egg. Yeah, while this may be an ingenious method to creating chickens, this isn't exactly what I want. As such, I drop a single voidmetal nugget into the frothing purple water as well, before adding the egg. Orchid sparks fly from the cauldron, and I pull an egg with strange spiraling dark indigo patterns upon the shell from the water.
Then, I carefully extract the Crucible from its position with a voidmetal pick, and replace it with a small plate of carbon directly above the flame. I place the egg atop this, and lean back in my chair. I pull two sticks from my inventory, attach marshmallows to the top of both, and hand one to the Cyberdwarf. May as well. I place another chair down opposite the fire, and gesture for the Cyberdwarf to sit.
We just roast our marshmallows for around five minutes. Then, moments after consuming them, the first cracks begin to spiral across the surface of the egg. These things grow incredibly fast. I toss my roasting stick to the side, and stand, wiping off my hands almost mockingly. Well, it was nice having this, but now it's time for me to kill you.
Further cracks appear on the egg. I observe carefully, waiting. A beak perforates the shell, and I take a step back. Moments later, it breaks free, crawling off of the heated carbon plate.
The Cyberdwarf quickly sees that I was clearly joking, as there is nothing to fear. It is but a newly-born chicken. As he thinks this, I ready my Bow of Bone and several Ignis-infused Elemental Arrows to deal with the mess that will come afterwards.
The chicken stands, and walks straight over to the Cyberdwarf, approximately half a meter tall, if even that. It pecks near the Cyberdwarf's foot several times, and then promptly grows ten blocks taller.
The chicken, eyes as empty as the void, raises its head to the sky, and lets out a frightening and maddened squawk, before turning to face the Cyberdwarf, blood dripping from its every bodily orifice. The psychotic chicken makes the first move, tearing a large portion of the Cyberdwarf's face off with its beak immediately.
As the Cyberdwarf inevitably recoils, the chicken uses its powerful feet to kick the being to the ground, before viciously pecking at his eyeballs. The chicken's saliva, having been afflicted with the Void as well, is highly corrosive, and begins to tear through any opposition, permanently scarring the Cyberdwarf's face as well. I draw my bow back, pointing it at the chicken. It's not as if it will be possible to miss, anyhow. Only powerful elemental fire can destroy such voidtouched beings.
The chicken tears at the Cyberdwarf's face some more, occasionally letting out another torturous squawk. I loose an arrow into the beast, and watch it burn. Its ashes lay atop the Cyberdwarf, and I watch the fellow rise. I immediately inform him that he is obligated to join our side in the war, seeing as I just saved him from certain death by eldritch chicken mauling, and that his debt will be repaid if he does so, also saving him from his duty, and his inevitable death at the hands of the AZs.
If the Cyberdwarf accepts, I shake his hand, and welcome him to the AZ side, a smirk on my face.
If he declines, I channel the chicken's essence through the ashes, and inflict the Cyberdwarf with constant visions of the beast which traumatized him, trapping him in a timelock until he decides to join the AZs, or somehow develops an immunity to the visions. Either outcome works, really.
I throw a trio of basketballs in the direction of Charles Barkley! While he has no problem blocking the balls, I use his enthusiasm with my challenge to my advantage! While Charles Barkley is distracted with his accomplishment of a hat trick, I use this opportunity where he is distracted to take out my Telklacki Forcebarrage and empty my entire magazine into his stomach.
The air around doggy flashes into binary, and then the binary solidifies into a shaderock cage. The cage begins shrinking, closing in on doggy. He suddenly develops sudden claustrophobia, except a phobia is an irrational fear, and this is a very rational one of being crushed by the shaderock. He closes his eyes so tight, he doesn't even notice the shaderock cage has stopped shrinking, Mercury is next to him in it, and he is being attacked viciously with a diamond sword. He'll.... probably need a therapist after this.
Hours later, when doggy finally opens his eyes, he sees that he's not in the cage anymore. He's falling out of it into a vat of acid-lava. Acid lava is acidic lava, dummy, what else would it be? Duh. Anyways, he falls into the vat. While he's burning-dissolving, he notices the vat isn't very big, and begins panicking from his newfound claustrophobia. Ah well, no point in getting him a therapist now, considering he's melting-....melting.
After a few hours, Mercury walks up to the vat after catching up on the pokemon anime, for some stupid reason, and tips it over with his superhuman strength. That's... not actually that impressive, it's superhuman, not super-Minecraftian. What's left of doggy spills onto the ground, and Mercury proceeds to... hire him a therapist. Why? That'll come apparent soon enough... in like two sentences, just read on, jeez. Why aren't you reading on? There's nothing here. Stop. Stop. Just stop reading already, every word you read is hurting doggy, didn't you know? Of course you didn't, if you cared about people, you would've just stopped reading the first time I told you to, jeez. No means no.
After many hours of therapy, doggy has somewhat recovered from his phobia, and then Mercury murder the therapist with his sword, devastating doggy, and leaving him open for further attacks, which happen shortly after. I mean... it'd be pretty dumb if he was left vulnerable and Mercury didn't take advantage. Erm, you know what I mean. Mercury easily crushes doggy in their little fight. It's a dog.
The factory (the entity not the alchemy) will produce Protettores with energy shield and regeneration (thanks to the new modules) giving birth to the protettore v 1.1 with a great energy shield (after all the do not need to attack or to move around so we could build them with heavy shield generator and thanks to the nano-machines they are capable of repairing themselves)
Half of the alive protettores will now protect IMTE.
I do not have time to mange the zergs, but I do believe that the Hatcheries are now ready, if they start to produce larvas, 1/3 of the larvas will be Overlord, 1/3 drones and 1/3 zerglings.
The spawning pool should have ended the upgrade to the zerglings? That should give them 40% attack speed.
Zerglings will attack Cyberdwarf.
+2 to Irecreeper
Charges
IMTE working on Letuuma 9/40
Concordant Killer 2/25
Rugname 9/50 +2 from Irecreeper
Module || (laser gun && blank book)= Module of weapons production (Level 5: 6/6) Done
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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==Turn 1==
Storm 48/50 (+1 from Bomber)
Stone 48/50 (+1 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal chants in a strange language that only one other person currently on the server would really know, pointing at the Cyberdwarf. “H’ah! Y’b'nugh g’ftag-hu kuhvah mrahyoiog! G’ftag-hu fm’latghngngr! Uaaah."
Abruptly, Cyberdwarf bursts into an amazingly hot flame, sufficient to melt and harm even his tough basketball skin. The flame slowly grows hotter and hotter, warping and twisting Cyberdwarf’s body and reducing it to ash under the basketball covering, until the flame shuts off with a muttered "Zhro."
==Entities==
Soon. Soon all shall hear what the Thunder says. Soon all shall see the Mountain’s light.
I begin my attack by figuring that since Barriers are transparent, light can go through them. Since lasers are just light concentrated enough to do damage, and the walls let light go through them, that means I can shoot laser beams past the Barrier. So I try that first, hoping to blast UserZero with my laser rifle while she just sits there expecting to be invulnerable. Unfortunately, that attempt depletes the entire energy of my laser rifle. However, I deploy a new weapon I just created on the spot: a horde of Laser Pointer Drones. The tiny Laser Pointer Drones fly around the Court and light up Barkley, Hoops, Cyberdwarf, and Balthios James with laser pointer lights all over them. This gives them a chance to miss their attacks/dunks (YOU try fighting with laser beams shining in your eye), and also makes them more visible to attackers, preventing attacks against them from missing. The drones are able to replicate faster than they can be destroyed, but unfortunately have really short battery life so they only last for this turn.
I then realize that the Enderdragon was unfairly killed, as it cannot take more than 50000 damage per round while Ender Crystals are still alive. I use secret methods (aka drawing a clay face on the ground because the Alternate End came from a 1.9 version somehow) to revive the Enderdragon with 50000 HP, but it is too disoriented to attack this round from being unfairly killed last round.
Entity Orders: Enderdragon lands on the Dragon's Nest to recuperate. Agar.io suddenly splits several times because of how poison works on it, creating 8 Agar.io instances. Due to being in no shape to attack anything, they go run around and eat cows and pigs and grass, feeding them and healing their HP a bit (almost like the passive regen that was removed). Doge gets ready to jump onto the court as a reserve player to maybe block an attack or something once one of the assigned guards goes down.
PS: Serpent, the Soul Of The Core could potentially be very valuable on the field to defend against Barkley, given its high defense and ability to stack gravcrush on Barkley each time he attacks it, leading to an instant kill on Barkley. If it does not, it is in danger due to Barkley's dunking stuff.
Mercury appears on top of doggy, and starts riding him, controlling him with a digital bone on a mostly digital stick. He proceeds to lead doggy off a very tall cliff, giving him acrophobia, the fear of heights. It really doesn't matter, considering it's too late, and he proceeds to fall down the cliff onto the soft pillows below. However, a soft pillow is actually a type of very sharp rock, which easily breaks into many sharp pieces and is covered in a very sharp acid. Why is it called soft pillow? The king is not very good at naming things.
At the bottom of the cliff, Mercury sends out.... uh... it's some sort of glitch-mon. A never before seen type, but they all look pretty much the same, who can even tell? Cobalt, probably, what a nerd.... Anyways... the glitchmon swallows doggy, and assimilates his spambot code into himself. Mercury then quickly flashes into binary, and forcefully rips them apart, dealing severe damage to the integrity of both. He then retrieves the glitchmon, and puts him in the PC.
Mercury then takes the glitched mess of the doggy spambot, and spams him with hundreds of lines of thousands of ones and zeroes. Every line contains a stereotypical spam message.
WORK FROM HOME! MAKE $1999 A MONTH!
HI~~~~~~~ I'M SO LONELY, TALK TO ME?
THIS NIGERIAN PRINCE NEEDS YOUR HELP!
THE SECRETS TO ETERNAL MONEY AND HAPPINESS! ONLY $29.99!
Damn spambots, have a taste of your own medicine.
Mercury cackles... morally neutrally. He doesn't see why laughs have to correspond with morality, that's dumb. Do you breathe lawfully? No? Exactly. Why would laughter be an exception? Mercury asks doggy this, and bashes his head with the flat of his sword when he doesn't know.
I launch a homing rocket at Barkley to keep him occupied while I reload the Telklacki Forcebarrage! While he can deflect it as usual, every time he deflects it, it gets speedier, gets knocked back a little, and grows in power! Thus, it exponentially becomes more and more difficult to reflect with each blocking blow!
Due to the forum eating my previous post attempt, Walker becomes severely angered and tears into the Balloon Drake with terrifying ferocity. He's not even using a sword to rip out entire chunks of balloon, crushing them underfoot, popping them, subjecting them to torture techniques practiced by the Spanish Inquisition themselves, jumpscaring them, putting the Balloon Drake through nightmares, 1987-ing them, wait how the hell is he biting through the mask without damaging it in the first place? And why do his hands seem to be occasionally partially phasing through the Balloon Drake? Something's not right here.
A Tactical Genius: 8/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Bomber decided to protect doggy, waving his hands around to cast a healing spell on him. A larger-scale spectral wrench appeared in the air to repair doggy. Imitating the motion, Bomber whacked doggy with the spectral wrench several times. According to many prestige engineering schools, hitting things with wrenches repairs them.
doggy would find himself feeling better after having some of his damage repaired, and his red eyes glowed with refreshed vigor. He spouts another line of gibberish as some sort of a triumphant howl.
>CAN ONE TRULY DIGEST BURNING INNER-TUBES? NINE OUT OF EIGHT PUGILISTS AGREE THAT EATING POLYMERS HAS IMPROVED THEIR HEALTH BY -100%. MAKE SURE YOU EAT YOUR BRAN EVERY DAY CHILDREN OR ELSE FARMER BROWN WILL PLAY A KAZOO. DO YOU WISH TO END UP LIKE THE POOR UNFORTUNATE VIRTUAL BRICKS USED TO CREATE SHOE POLISH? I THOUGHT NOT.
The Paerotheum Bullet, being made in the Alchemiter, is more powerful than the ones hastily crafted earlier. These can be specified as a bullet type when Bomber uses Da Shootiest Bolter or any other similar gun. Fire and wind.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Throne Room 4/5
+2 to maniac
I can organize organize the side-quest myself, and I might have actually changed my mind on what I want to do, if I have enough time.
I tell the soldiers to get into the fortress and start repairing it
I get extremely angry at losing, ARE YOU KIDDING ME GAME!
I charge straight at Charles Barkely and yell some stuff about him not being a horrible athlete and stuff like that. I then zap him with a jolt of electricity which stuns him until I grab his basketball shove it into a cannon, and launch it at his face...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 71%
Soldiers 4/6
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Library
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
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==Turn 2==
Storm 50/50 COMPLETE (+1 from Bomber)
Stone 50/50 COMPLETE (+1 from Bomber)
Salt 1/50
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal blasts Cyberdwarf with a stream of oblivion energy from the Wand of the Empty Set.
==Entities==
50/50 CHARGE EXPENDED!
Crystal raises his hand, pulling out a bottle filled with cloudstuff, another that seems to be empty, and another in which apocyanic lightning roils, searching for a way out. He sets down and opens all three, before calling out in a harsh language that seems to recall light itself and opening another jar, this one lead and tightly stoppered. Wind blows from the empty jar, the cloudstuff joins it, and a bolt of lightning from the other jar joins the two in the middle after a second’s delay. Music blows from the lead jar, a whistling tune of sadness and defiance, and the weather crackles and gusts into the loose form of a dragon made of cloud, rain, and gusting wind, apocyan lightning crackling within it and two bolts of it for eyes. Storm, or a tiny aspect of it, has arrived - the zee-god of violence, valor, and the crash of waves.
HP: 50-post-charge
Passive: Stormy-Eyed - Storm draws power from weather. Any of its attacks have a 15% chance to switch any existing weather to a thunderstorm, which reduces accuracy by 10% from driving rain and wind, and any of Storm's attacks made while the weather is a thunderstorm minicrit in addition to any other boosts. Storm is also unaffected by weather penalties, as it commands weather.
Actions:
Aeolian Scream: A screech from Storm calls twin bolts of apocyanic lightning from its frame to strike two entities. Deals moderate damage to two targets.
What the Thunder Said: A howl in the wind that emanates from Storm’s frame carries deep secrets, whisking an entity into a waking dream of rain, wind, lightning, and thunder. Deals low damage, and the next attack from Storm on the same entity will crit.
Storm-Threnody: Storm’s wind gusts a whistling tune of raging melancholia as a storm of apocyanic lightning strikes an entity. Deals high damage.
Breath of the Void: 3-turn charge. Storm roars a sentence that no mortal should know, the sounds of the language of the stars as it is spoken in the High Wilderness, the space between stars, echoing over the battlefield. The power of the words wracks an entity with void and flame, both their mind and body set afire by the fiery power of the Correspondence. The targeted entity takes extreme damage, and the next three attacks against it will crit.
OTHER 50/50 CHARGE EXPENDED!
Crystal pulls a shard of diamond out of his pocket that shines like a star, before retrieving several larger diamonds that shine with nothing more than the normal gem sparkle. He retrieves the depowered Deus Ex Machina, using it for nothing more than a summoning aid in this case. With the aid of Crystal’s magic, the shards flow and coalesce around the radiant heart, finally settling into a shard of crystal as high as a man that buries itself into the ground. Light streams into the shard from Deus Ex Machina, feeding its heart with light and life, before the entire thing bursts into a blinding golden light, the light instilling a strange vitality in everything around it. Stone, or a tiny shard of it, has arrived - the zee-god of hearth, home, and healing.
HP: 50-post-charge
Passive: Unnatural Exuberance: The raw vitality radiating from Stone animates the land itself. Every turn, a Clay Man rises from the ground and stands ready to defend its progenitor. They have moderate-high HP and will not attack unless Stone is targeted, instead standing in a bulwark around her and defending her from all attack. They take damage before she does, in other words. If she is attacked, they retaliate against the attacker with weak attacks - their main purpose is defense, after all, they don’t attack very well.
Actions:
Memory of Light: A burst of light and vitality shines from Stone onto two targeted entities, healing for a moderate amount on both.
The Fire Sermon: Stone ignites with harsh golden light, shouting words from the fiery language of stars in a voice that burns with power. The targeted entity takes moderate damage.
Gates of the Garden: The targeted entity finds itself in front of a massive walled and gated garden, light shining from within. As they approach the gates, the light brightens, filling them with vital power, before they return to the battlefield in a flash of blinding light. Heals for a high amount.
A Taste of the Garden: 3-turn charge. The targeted entity finds itself in front of a massive walled and gated garden, light shining from within. The gates open- the land within smells of earth, grass, and life. As they explore in the blinding light, they come across a tree of golden apples. Picking one, they take a bite. It tastes of apples and figs and peaches and every fruit that has ever or never grown. It tastes of life. It tastes of ancient air never breathed by men. It tastes of the Garden. Heals an extreme amount and gives the targeted entity strong regeneration for three turns.
ACTUAL ACTIONS:
Storm will use Storm-Threnody on Cyberdwarf, while Stone will use Gates of the Garden on doggy.
Zombenstein: 15/50
Boney: 14/50
Bugs Bunny throws an anvil at Charles Barkley (somehow).
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=Turn One=
(1 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(5 / 10) Divine Barrier (+4 total, from Hezetor, FBSN)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Action=
I quickly summon the Page-Holding Duct-Tape! It proceeds to fly to the Lesser Balloon Whelp and patches up all the holes in in, removing the Leaking status effect. This also fully restores it's HP but that doesn't really matter.
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana, and proceeds to draw a card! (Shouldn't she gain mana at the start of every turn, rather than the end of every turn?)
CARD DRAWN: (x1) Deadly Poison
Valeera proceeds to expend 2 Mana to throw down a Goblin Auto Barber.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I have no idea what's going on, and little inclination to fix that.
>Agent: Launch untargeted low-yield hafnium device, take shelter from local fallout.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Walker: level 1, 439000 damage
Best Pun Ever: 19/50
Alpha Phantom: 5/5 (+2 from UserZero, +2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
Walker directs the quickly summoned Alpha Phantom to attack the Most Beautiful Thing In The World. The Alpha Phantom clearly has issues with this, but... well, Walker's in charge of it. Orders are orders.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
MoYu AoLong && Polonium Container of Polonium Manipulation Energies = MoYu PoLong (4/4)
MoYu PoLong: A 3x3 Rubik's cube made of glow-in-the-dark material. The white center piece has the Chinese character 钋 on it, and the yellow center piece has a radioactivity symbol on it. It has the power to manipulate the chemical element polonium.
Wand of Striking && Wand of Fire = ??? (3/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (20/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (1/50)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I pull out a Roflcopter Launcher. The Roflcopter Launcher launches roflcopters laced with explosives. I proceed to launch roflcopters at Balthios, which all divebomb him.
I look back to the Cyberdwarf. Enjoy that massive exposition? Don't worry, that wasn't even half of what I have so far.
Well, time to breed a horrendous eldritch chicken.
I just sort of… place a chair down, right in front of the Cyberdwarf. I dig a single-block, two meter-deep hole into the ground, fill the bottom with netherrack, and ignite it with a flint and steel. Then, I place a Crucible directly above the fire itself, pouring a bucket of water into the thing. I sit down in the chair, crossing my legs, and looking over to the Cyberdwarf of the other side of the Crucible full of slowly boiling water.
TA: Ygg g'ah?
TA: You… don't speak Aklo, do you. Of course. That's just ruined the mood.
The water suddenly begins to boil, bubbling. I stand, and peer into the thing. Excellent. I toss two blocks of netherrack into the water. They both dissolve almost instantly, and the water grows purple and murky with unfiltered essentia. I slowly pull out what appears to be a piece of raw beef, and drop it into the Crucible as well. It dissolves as well. Then, I take out an egg, and prepare to create an Incubated Egg. Yeah, while this may be an ingenious method to creating chickens, this isn't exactly what I want. As such, I drop a single voidmetal nugget into the frothing purple water as well, before adding the egg. Orchid sparks fly from the cauldron, and I pull an egg with strange spiraling dark indigo patterns upon the shell from the water.
Then, I carefully extract the Crucible from its position with a voidmetal pick, and replace it with a small plate of carbon directly above the flame. I place the egg atop this, and lean back in my chair. I pull two sticks from my inventory, attach marshmallows to the top of both, and hand one to the Cyberdwarf. May as well. I place another chair down opposite the fire, and gesture for the Cyberdwarf to sit.
We just roast our marshmallows for around five minutes. Then, moments after consuming them, the first cracks begin to spiral across the surface of the egg. These things grow incredibly fast. I toss my roasting stick to the side, and stand, wiping off my hands almost mockingly. Well, it was nice having this, but now it's time for me to kill you.
Further cracks appear on the egg. I observe carefully, waiting. A beak perforates the shell, and I take a step back. Moments later, it breaks free, crawling off of the heated carbon plate.
The Cyberdwarf quickly sees that I was clearly joking, as there is nothing to fear. It is but a newly-born chicken. As he thinks this, I ready my Bow of Bone and several Ignis-infused Elemental Arrows to deal with the mess that will come afterwards.
The chicken stands, and walks straight over to the Cyberdwarf, approximately half a meter tall, if even that. It pecks near the Cyberdwarf's foot several times, and then promptly grows ten blocks taller.
The chicken, eyes as empty as the void, raises its head to the sky, and lets out a frightening and maddened squawk, before turning to face the Cyberdwarf, blood dripping from its every bodily orifice. The psychotic chicken makes the first move, tearing a large portion of the Cyberdwarf's face off with its beak immediately.
As the Cyberdwarf inevitably recoils, the chicken uses its powerful feet to kick the being to the ground, before viciously pecking at his eyeballs. The chicken's saliva, having been afflicted with the Void as well, is highly corrosive, and begins to tear through any opposition, permanently scarring the Cyberdwarf's face as well. I draw my bow back, pointing it at the chicken. It's not as if it will be possible to miss, anyhow. Only powerful elemental fire can destroy such voidtouched beings.
The chicken tears at the Cyberdwarf's face some more, occasionally letting out another torturous squawk. I loose an arrow into the beast, and watch it burn. Its ashes lay atop the Cyberdwarf, and I watch the fellow rise. I immediately inform him that he is obligated to join our side in the war, seeing as I just saved him from certain death by eldritch chicken mauling, and that his debt will be repaid if he does so, also saving him from his duty, and his inevitable death at the hands of the AZs.
If the Cyberdwarf accepts, I shake his hand, and welcome him to the AZ side, a smirk on my face.
If he declines, I channel the chicken's essence through the ashes, and inflict the Cyberdwarf with constant visions of the beast which traumatized him, trapping him in a timelock until he decides to join the AZs, or somehow develops an immunity to the visions. Either outcome works, really.
(+2 to Generic)
Transience: 18/25 /////////////////////////.
Discord: 19/50 //////////////////////////////////////////////////.
38/50
New Alchemy: Generic Bow + Richard-themed designer bow
Okay, so MAYBE I should have waited a bit on deploying that entity. But that's NO EXCUSE for rear-kicking!
I activate COUNTER, a skill that I totally had and didn't godmod in, and kick Uzi in the rear TWICE as revenge!
Then I sigh and beam instructions into Barkley's mind on how to avoid destroying the most beautiful thing in the world with his AoE attack.
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D'aww... Now that's it.
Suppression Turrets: 13/20
Leviathan: 3/30
I throw a trio of basketballs in the direction of Charles Barkley! While he has no problem blocking the balls, I use his enthusiasm with my challenge to my advantage! While Charles Barkley is distracted with his accomplishment of a hat trick, I use this opportunity where he is distracted to take out my Telklacki Forcebarrage and empty my entire magazine into his stomach.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
27/50 Binary Slime
7/30 Badge 4 engie x4 uzi x2
+2 engie *cough*
Airstrike Beacon AND Ultra Balls 1/?
Physical Search Engine AND Table of Contents 2/2
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PZs, I suggest you attack doggy.
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The air around doggy flashes into binary, and then the binary solidifies into a shaderock cage. The cage begins shrinking, closing in on doggy. He suddenly develops sudden claustrophobia, except a phobia is an irrational fear, and this is a very rational one of being crushed by the shaderock. He closes his eyes so tight, he doesn't even notice the shaderock cage has stopped shrinking, Mercury is next to him in it, and he is being attacked viciously with a diamond sword. He'll.... probably need a therapist after this.
Hours later, when doggy finally opens his eyes, he sees that he's not in the cage anymore. He's falling out of it into a vat of acid-lava. Acid lava is acidic lava, dummy, what else would it be? Duh. Anyways, he falls into the vat. While he's burning-dissolving, he notices the vat isn't very big, and begins panicking from his newfound claustrophobia. Ah well, no point in getting him a therapist now, considering he's melting-....melting.
After a few hours, Mercury walks up to the vat after catching up on the pokemon anime, for some stupid reason, and tips it over with his superhuman strength. That's... not actually that impressive, it's superhuman, not super-Minecraftian. What's left of doggy spills onto the ground, and Mercury proceeds to... hire him a therapist. Why? That'll come apparent soon enough... in like two sentences, just read on, jeez. Why aren't you reading on? There's nothing here. Stop. Stop. Just stop reading already, every word you read is hurting doggy, didn't you know? Of course you didn't, if you cared about people, you would've just stopped reading the first time I told you to, jeez. No means no.
After many hours of therapy, doggy has somewhat recovered from his phobia, and then Mercury murder the therapist with his sword, devastating doggy, and leaving him open for further attacks, which happen shortly after. I mean... it'd be pretty dumb if he was left vulnerable and Mercury didn't take advantage. Erm, you know what I mean. Mercury easily crushes doggy in their little fight. It's a dog.
The factory (the entity not the alchemy) will produce Protettores with energy shield and regeneration (thanks to the new modules) giving birth to the protettore v 1.1 with a great energy shield (after all the do not need to attack or to move around so we could build them with heavy shield generator and thanks to the nano-machines they are capable of repairing themselves)
Half of the alive protettores will now protect IMTE.
I do not have time to mange the zergs, but I do believe that the Hatcheries are now ready, if they start to produce larvas, 1/3 of the larvas will be Overlord, 1/3 drones and 1/3 zerglings.
The spawning pool should have ended the upgrade to the zerglings? That should give them 40% attack speed.
Zerglings will attack Cyberdwarf.
+2 to Irecreeper
Charges
IMTE working on Letuuma 9/40
Concordant Killer 2/25
Rugname 9/50 +2 from Irecreeper
Module || (laser gun && blank book)= Module of weapons production (Level 5: 6/6) Done
Module || (repair kit && nanobot) = Module of machine regeneration (Level 5: 6/6) Done
Both installed in the Factory
Tazz don't get mad for the names.
module && flying module =? 1/?
I wonder what this could ever be.
Nerve laser gun mk1 && VE agent = Nerve laser gun mk2
I would like a preview of:
Flying Throne > fine
Orb of energy manipulation >fine
==Turn 1==
Storm 48/50 (+1 from Bomber)
Stone 48/50 (+1 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal chants in a strange language that only one other person currently on the server would really know, pointing at the Cyberdwarf. “H’ah! Y’b'nugh g’ftag-hu kuhvah mrahyoiog! G’ftag-hu fm’latghngngr! Uaaah."
Abruptly, Cyberdwarf bursts into an amazingly hot flame, sufficient to melt and harm even his tough basketball skin. The flame slowly grows hotter and hotter, warping and twisting Cyberdwarf’s body and reducing it to ash under the basketball covering, until the flame shuts off with a muttered "Zhro."
==Entities==
Soon. Soon all shall hear what the Thunder says. Soon all shall see the Mountain’s light.
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I'm [AZ]
OK, thought of something, i'll tackle this like how I play Marth
Jump in the middle of everything and down-b
>Memia: Jump in the middle of everything and counter
Memia has prepared a counter attack! all attacks directed at him are sent back for x1.5 damage!
10/10 Amulet Of Endermancy
3/4 CSI Team
I begin my attack by figuring that since Barriers are transparent, light can go through them. Since lasers are just light concentrated enough to do damage, and the walls let light go through them, that means I can shoot laser beams past the Barrier. So I try that first, hoping to blast UserZero with my laser rifle while she just sits there expecting to be invulnerable. Unfortunately, that attempt depletes the entire energy of my laser rifle. However, I deploy a new weapon I just created on the spot: a horde of Laser Pointer Drones. The tiny Laser Pointer Drones fly around the Court and light up Barkley, Hoops, Cyberdwarf, and Balthios James with laser pointer lights all over them. This gives them a chance to miss their attacks/dunks (YOU try fighting with laser beams shining in your eye), and also makes them more visible to attackers, preventing attacks against them from missing. The drones are able to replicate faster than they can be destroyed, but unfortunately have really short battery life so they only last for this turn.
I then realize that the Enderdragon was unfairly killed, as it cannot take more than 50000 damage per round while Ender Crystals are still alive. I use secret methods (aka drawing a clay face on the ground because the Alternate End came from a 1.9 version somehow) to revive the Enderdragon with 50000 HP, but it is too disoriented to attack this round from being unfairly killed last round.
Entity Orders: Enderdragon lands on the Dragon's Nest to recuperate. Agar.io suddenly splits several times because of how poison works on it, creating 8 Agar.io instances. Due to being in no shape to attack anything, they go run around and eat cows and pigs and grass, feeding them and healing their HP a bit (almost like the passive regen that was removed). Doge gets ready to jump onto the court as a reserve player to maybe block an attack or something once one of the assigned guards goes down.
PS: Serpent, the Soul Of The Core could potentially be very valuable on the field to defend against Barkley, given its high defense and ability to stack gravcrush on Barkley each time he attacks it, leading to an instant kill on Barkley. If it does not, it is in danger due to Barkley's dunking stuff.
28/50 Binary Slime
6/30 Badge 4
+2 engie
Airstrike Beacon AND Ultra Balls 2/?
Enchanted Bow AND Airstrike Beacon 1/?
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Mercury appears on top of doggy, and starts riding him, controlling him with a digital bone on a mostly digital stick. He proceeds to lead doggy off a very tall cliff, giving him acrophobia, the fear of heights. It really doesn't matter, considering it's too late, and he proceeds to fall down the cliff onto the soft pillows below. However, a soft pillow is actually a type of very sharp rock, which easily breaks into many sharp pieces and is covered in a very sharp acid. Why is it called soft pillow? The king is not very good at naming things.
At the bottom of the cliff, Mercury sends out.... uh... it's some sort of glitch-mon. A never before seen type, but they all look pretty much the same, who can even tell? Cobalt, probably, what a nerd.... Anyways... the glitchmon swallows doggy, and assimilates his spambot code into himself. Mercury then quickly flashes into binary, and forcefully rips them apart, dealing severe damage to the integrity of both. He then retrieves the glitchmon, and puts him in the PC.
Mercury then takes the glitched mess of the doggy spambot, and spams him with hundreds of lines of thousands of ones and zeroes. Every line contains a stereotypical spam message.
WORK FROM HOME! MAKE $1999 A MONTH!
HI~~~~~~~ I'M SO LONELY, TALK TO ME?
THIS NIGERIAN PRINCE NEEDS YOUR HELP!
THE SECRETS TO ETERNAL MONEY AND HAPPINESS! ONLY $29.99!
Damn spambots, have a taste of your own medicine.
Mercury cackles... morally neutrally. He doesn't see why laughs have to correspond with morality, that's dumb. Do you breathe lawfully? No? Exactly. Why would laughter be an exception? Mercury asks doggy this, and bashes his head with the flat of his sword when he doesn't know.
No time add +1 to my charges
Suppression Turrets: 14/20
Leviathan: 4/30
I launch a homing rocket at Barkley to keep him occupied while I reload the Telklacki Forcebarrage! While he can deflect it as usual, every time he deflects it, it gets speedier, gets knocked back a little, and grows in power! Thus, it exponentially becomes more and more difficult to reflect with each blocking blow!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Walker: level 1, 439000 damage
Best Pun Ever: 20/50
Dance Dance Revolution: 5/25 (+4 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr (I edited BTW)
Due to the forum eating my previous post attempt, Walker becomes severely angered and tears into the Balloon Drake with terrifying ferocity. He's not even using a sword to rip out entire chunks of balloon, crushing them underfoot, popping them, subjecting them to torture techniques practiced by the Spanish Inquisition themselves, jumpscaring them, putting the Balloon Drake through nightmares, 1987-ing them, wait how the hell is he biting through the mask without damaging it in the first place? And why do his hands seem to be occasionally partially phasing through the Balloon Drake? Something's not right here.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 11/25 =========================
A Tactical Genius: 8/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Bomber decided to protect doggy, waving his hands around to cast a healing spell on him. A larger-scale spectral wrench appeared in the air to repair doggy. Imitating the motion, Bomber whacked doggy with the spectral wrench several times. According to many prestige engineering schools, hitting things with wrenches repairs them.
doggy would find himself feeling better after having some of his damage repaired, and his red eyes glowed with refreshed vigor. He spouts another line of gibberish as some sort of a triumphant howl.
>CAN ONE TRULY DIGEST BURNING INNER-TUBES? NINE OUT OF EIGHT PUGILISTS AGREE THAT EATING POLYMERS HAS IMPROVED THEIR HEALTH BY -100%. MAKE SURE YOU EAT YOUR BRAN EVERY DAY CHILDREN OR ELSE FARMER BROWN WILL PLAY A KAZOO. DO YOU WISH TO END UP LIKE THE POOR UNFORTUNATE VIRTUAL BRICKS USED TO CREATE SHOE POLISH? I THOUGHT NOT.
Paerotheum Dust && Bullet Casing = Paerotheum Bullet (Level 4: 5/5)
Alchemy Complete!
The Paerotheum Bullet, being made in the Alchemiter, is more powerful than the ones hastily crafted earlier. These can be specified as a bullet type when Bomber uses Da Shootiest Bolter or any other similar gun. Fire and wind.
Bomber starts a new alchemy.
Cretrytheum Dust && Bullet Casing = Cretrytheum Bullet (1/?)
Energy Booster && Vitality Booster && Point Booster = Soul Booster (Level 5: 4/6)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Throne Room 4/5
+2 to maniac
I can organize organize the side-quest myself, and I might have actually changed my mind on what I want to do, if I have enough time.
I tell the soldiers to get into the fortress and start repairing it
I get extremely angry at losing, ARE YOU KIDDING ME GAME!
I charge straight at Charles Barkely and yell some stuff about him not being a horrible athlete and stuff like that. I then zap him with a jolt of electricity which stuns him until I grab his basketball shove it into a cannon, and launch it at his face...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 71%
Soldiers 4/6
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Library
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
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==Turn 2==
Storm 50/50 COMPLETE (+1 from Bomber)
Stone 50/50 COMPLETE (+1 from Bomber)
Salt 1/50
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal blasts Cyberdwarf with a stream of oblivion energy from the Wand of the Empty Set.
==Entities==
50/50 CHARGE EXPENDED!
Crystal raises his hand, pulling out a bottle filled with cloudstuff, another that seems to be empty, and another in which apocyanic lightning roils, searching for a way out. He sets down and opens all three, before calling out in a harsh language that seems to recall light itself and opening another jar, this one lead and tightly stoppered. Wind blows from the empty jar, the cloudstuff joins it, and a bolt of lightning from the other jar joins the two in the middle after a second’s delay. Music blows from the lead jar, a whistling tune of sadness and defiance, and the weather crackles and gusts into the loose form of a dragon made of cloud, rain, and gusting wind, apocyan lightning crackling within it and two bolts of it for eyes. Storm, or a tiny aspect of it, has arrived - the zee-god of violence, valor, and the crash of waves.
HP: 50-post-charge
Passive: Stormy-Eyed - Storm draws power from weather. Any of its attacks have a 15% chance to switch any existing weather to a thunderstorm, which reduces accuracy by 10% from driving rain and wind, and any of Storm's attacks made while the weather is a thunderstorm minicrit in addition to any other boosts. Storm is also unaffected by weather penalties, as it commands weather.
Actions:
Aeolian Scream: A screech from Storm calls twin bolts of apocyanic lightning from its frame to strike two entities. Deals moderate damage to two targets.
What the Thunder Said: A howl in the wind that emanates from Storm’s frame carries deep secrets, whisking an entity into a waking dream of rain, wind, lightning, and thunder. Deals low damage, and the next attack from Storm on the same entity will crit.
Storm-Threnody: Storm’s wind gusts a whistling tune of raging melancholia as a storm of apocyanic lightning strikes an entity. Deals high damage.
Breath of the Void: 3-turn charge. Storm roars a sentence that no mortal should know, the sounds of the language of the stars as it is spoken in the High Wilderness, the space between stars, echoing over the battlefield. The power of the words wracks an entity with void and flame, both their mind and body set afire by the fiery power of the Correspondence. The targeted entity takes extreme damage, and the next three attacks against it will crit.
OTHER 50/50 CHARGE EXPENDED!
Crystal pulls a shard of diamond out of his pocket that shines like a star, before retrieving several larger diamonds that shine with nothing more than the normal gem sparkle. He retrieves the depowered Deus Ex Machina, using it for nothing more than a summoning aid in this case. With the aid of Crystal’s magic, the shards flow and coalesce around the radiant heart, finally settling into a shard of crystal as high as a man that buries itself into the ground. Light streams into the shard from Deus Ex Machina, feeding its heart with light and life, before the entire thing bursts into a blinding golden light, the light instilling a strange vitality in everything around it. Stone, or a tiny shard of it, has arrived - the zee-god of hearth, home, and healing.
HP: 50-post-charge
Passive: Unnatural Exuberance: The raw vitality radiating from Stone animates the land itself. Every turn, a Clay Man rises from the ground and stands ready to defend its progenitor. They have moderate-high HP and will not attack unless Stone is targeted, instead standing in a bulwark around her and defending her from all attack. They take damage before she does, in other words. If she is attacked, they retaliate against the attacker with weak attacks - their main purpose is defense, after all, they don’t attack very well.
Actions:
Memory of Light: A burst of light and vitality shines from Stone onto two targeted entities, healing for a moderate amount on both.
The Fire Sermon: Stone ignites with harsh golden light, shouting words from the fiery language of stars in a voice that burns with power. The targeted entity takes moderate damage.
Gates of the Garden: The targeted entity finds itself in front of a massive walled and gated garden, light shining from within. As they approach the gates, the light brightens, filling them with vital power, before they return to the battlefield in a flash of blinding light. Heals for a high amount.
A Taste of the Garden: 3-turn charge. The targeted entity finds itself in front of a massive walled and gated garden, light shining from within. The gates open- the land within smells of earth, grass, and life. As they explore in the blinding light, they come across a tree of golden apples. Picking one, they take a bite. It tastes of apples and figs and peaches and every fruit that has ever or never grown. It tastes of life. It tastes of ancient air never breathed by men. It tastes of the Garden. Heals an extreme amount and gives the targeted entity strong regeneration for three turns.
ACTUAL ACTIONS:
Storm will use Storm-Threnody on Cyberdwarf, while Stone will use Gates of the Garden on doggy.
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