My arm is getting tired, so I put the wand in a washing machine to keep it waving. Using both hands, I fire a massive lightning bolt at the Demoman, gleetching up some of his equipment.
Summoning Billy; 5/10
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My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
My arm is getting tired, so I put the wand in a washing machine to keep it waving. Using both hands, I fire a massive lightning bolt at the Demoman, gleetching up some of his equipment.
My arm is getting tired, so I put the wand in a washing machine to keep it waving. Using both hands, I fire a massive lightning bolt at the Demoman, gleetching up some of his equipment.
Yo. About to bring down the DTG INVASION on you. Prepare.
...Apparently they're not interested.
Oh well.
I show up and beat the fish out of the Stalfos with a stick. As it does not contain fish, I think, I KEEL EET. Until it is DED.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Seeing as Billy is almost done, I take the staff out of the washing machine. The machine explodes due to being exposed to too much awesome, sending shrapnels at the Stalfos or whatever enemy is here now.
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My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
Seeing as Billy is almost done, I take the staff out of the washing machine. The machine explodes due to being exposed to too much awesome, sending shrapnels at the Stalfos or whatever enemy is here now.
I then pick up a discarded grenade launcher and shoot the enemy with it.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I join, because why not. I wield a SHOVEL! I missed this shovel. I also hope I can keep up with all these forum games I'm in on! So. With this shovel - do you SEE this shovel? It is my shovel - and with this shovel (keeping up?) I will point it at the knight and challenge him to a duel. As the Knight is an Amateur, he does not know that my shovel is awesome and it is a good shovel. So he accepts. I hit first. He loses the duel because of this, since the fool knew that was the rule of the duel and he just lost some health from his cool pool of health.
Suddenly...
A Demoman shows up!
AUAUAAUUAAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAAUAAAAAAAGH! *slice*
AUAUAUAAUAUUAUAAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAGH! *vanish*
I then pick up a discarded grenade launcher and shoot the enemy with it.
I just realized that you're not on the player list. Sorry. 4 damage!
I join, because why not. I wield a SHOVEL! I missed this shovel. I also hope I can keep up with all these forum games I'm in on! So. With this shovel - do you SEE this shovel? It is my shovel - and with this shovel (keeping up?) I will point it at the knight and challenge him to a duel. As the Knight is an Amateur, he does not know that my shovel is awesome and it is a good shovel. So he accepts. I hit first. He loses the duel because of this, since the fool knew that was the rule of the duel and he just lost some health from his cool pool of health.
10/10! You know what that means...
BILLY THE PIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!! *rock music plays*
Billy begins by firing a lazor beam at the knight. I chime in with a lightning blast. (BTW I can control lightning. Because reasons)
BILLY! Amateur Knight killed!
The Ice Atronach levels up! An Amateur Knight AND a Stalfos appear!
Monsters until the Mini-Boss: 6
Pricey12345: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
AlmightyGibus: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
TehEpicNinja9001: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
Netpatham: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
Jmanjr98: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
Noob and idiot army: (Level 2) HP: 32/32 Min Damage: 4
Ice Atronach: (Level 2) HP: 32/32 Min Damage: 4
Billy The Pig: (Level 1) HP: 40/40 Min Damage: 5
Amateur Knight: HP: 15/15
Stalfos: HP: 17/17
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
My Ice Atronach slams its arm into the ground, causing ice shards to fly everywhere (note this does not damage the Ice Atronach) and I target the amateur knight, and telling him that I fart in his general direction!
My Ice Atronach slams its arm into the ground, causing ice shards to fly everywhere (note this does not damage the Ice Atronach) and I target the amateur knight, and telling him that I fart in his general direction!
The Stalfos blocks it, but you distract the Amateur Knight so the attack does 4 damage! (Note that entity attacks through posts count as player posts)
I could use some help summoning Billy!
My arm is getting tired, so I put the wand in a washing machine to keep it waving. Using both hands, I fire a massive lightning bolt at the Demoman, gleetching up some of his equipment.
Summoning Billy; 5/10
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
I help summon Billy! 6/10
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!
Thx m8.
I overload my katana with lightning and strike the Demoman. It does INSANE damage...but my Ye Olde Katana shatters in the process. Crapbaskets.
Summoning Billy; 7/10
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
*BEEP* *NO WEAKNESS FOUND* 3 damage! Gonna tweak it a bit, but added!
... And? What is it?
You get an OLD KATANA.
5 damage!
6 damage! Your katana breaks.
2 damage!
The army finishes the Demoman off!
A Stalfos sees you and attacks!
Monsters until the Mini-Boss: 8
Pricey12345: (Level 2) HP: 21/21 Min Damage: 2
AlmightyGibus: (Level 2) HP: 21/21 Min Damage: 2
TehEpicNinja9001: (Level 2) HP: 21/21 Min Damage: 2
Noob and idiot army: (Level 1) HP: 30/30 Min damage: 3
Stalfos: HP: 17/17
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Yo. About to bring down the DTG INVASION on you. Prepare.
...Apparently they're not interested.
Oh well.
I show up and beat the fish out of the Stalfos with a stick. As it does not contain fish, I think, I KEEL EET. Until it is DED.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I equip the Mastr Sord and attack the Stalfos.
Summoning Billy; 8/10
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Oh boy! 5 damage!
2 damage!
2 damage!
The army attacks and does 4 damage! The Stalfos retaliates by slicing Gibus! It does 2 damage!
Monsters until the Mini-Boss: 8
Pricey12345: (Level 2) HP: 21/21 Min Damage: 2
AlmightyGibus: (Level 2) HP: 19/21 Min Damage: 2
TehEpicNinja9001: (Level 2) HP: 21/21 Min Damage: 2
Noob and idiot army: (Level 1) HP: 30/30 Min damage: 3
Stalfos: HP: 4/17
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Seeing as Billy is almost done, I take the staff out of the washing machine. The machine explodes due to being exposed to too much awesome, sending shrapnels at the Stalfos or whatever enemy is here now.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Well the Ice Atronach is basically a Giant made out of ice. Obviously its weakness is fire.
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!
Stalfos killed!
Alright. Added.
Everyone levels up! An Amateur Knight sees you and attacks!
Monsters until the Mini-Boss: 8
Pricey12345: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
AlmightyGibus: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
TehEpicNinja9001: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
Noob and idiot army: (Level 2) HP: 32/32 Min damage: 4
Ice Atronach: (Level 1) HP: 30/30 Min damage: 3
Amateur Knight: HP: 15/15
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Suddenly...
A Demoman shows up!
AUAUAAUUAAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAAUAAAAAAAGH! *slice*
AUAUAUAAUAUUAUAAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAGH! *vanish*
I then pick up a discarded grenade launcher and shoot the enemy with it.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I join, because why not. I wield a SHOVEL! I missed this shovel. I also hope I can keep up with all these forum games I'm in on! So. With this shovel - do you SEE this shovel? It is my shovel - and with this shovel (keeping up?) I will point it at the knight and challenge him to a duel. As the Knight is an Amateur, he does not know that my shovel is awesome and it is a good shovel. So he accepts. I hit first. He loses the duel because of this, since the fool knew that was the rule of the duel and he just lost some health from his cool pool of health.
10/10! You know what that means...
BILLY THE PIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!! *rock music plays*
Billy begins by firing a lazor beam at the knight. I chime in with a lightning blast. (BTW I can control lightning. Because reasons)
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
4 damage!
I just realized that you're not on the player list. Sorry. 4 damage!
Welcome! SHOVEL! 5 damage!
BILLY! Amateur Knight killed!
The Ice Atronach levels up! An Amateur Knight AND a Stalfos appear!
Monsters until the Mini-Boss: 6
Pricey12345: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
AlmightyGibus: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
TehEpicNinja9001: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
Netpatham: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
Jmanjr98: (Level 3) HP: 22/22 Min Damage: 3
Noob and idiot army: (Level 2) HP: 32/32 Min Damage: 4
Ice Atronach: (Level 2) HP: 32/32 Min Damage: 4
Billy The Pig: (Level 1) HP: 40/40 Min Damage: 5
Amateur Knight: HP: 15/15
Stalfos: HP: 17/17
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I use Arcfire on the Knight, and fire a Kamehameha at the Stalfos.
Bonus damage for series confusion.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
My Ice Atronach slams its arm into the ground, causing ice shards to fly everywhere (note this does not damage the Ice Atronach) and I target the amateur knight, and telling him that I fart in his general direction!
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!
I SHOOOOOORYUKEN the Stalfos, and then Sparta kick him. Billy follows up with a Shocking Dash. [3-Hit COMBO!]
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Me and my shovel have a duel with the Amateur Knight. Same thing as before occurs.
I observe the Stalfos and see what Zelda game it's from.
If OoT, I shoot it with lighting, exploding its shield.
If TP, I simply use Billy to shoot the Emerald Cannon, a massive green laser attack.
If SS, then I draw dual diamond swords(which are less powerful than you'd think, seeing all the other stuff we have), and hack and slash the Stalfos.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
5 damage to both!
The Stalfos blocks it, but you distract the Amateur Knight so the attack does 4 damage! (Note that entity attacks through posts count as player posts)
7 damage!
The Amateur Knight takes 5 damage!
4 damage! Amateur Knight killed!
OoT. Stalfos killed!
Everything (besides the Ice Atronach) levels up! More monsters appear!
Monsters until the Mini-Boss: 4
Pricey12345: (Level 4) HP: 24/24 Min Damage: 4
AlmightyGibus: (Level 4) HP: 24/24 Min Damage: 4
TehEpicNinja9001: (Level 4) HP: 24/24 Min Damage: 4
Netpatham: (Level 4) HP: 24/24 Min Damage: 4
Jmanjr98: (Level 4) HP: 24/24 Min Damage: 4
Noob and idiot army: (Level 3) HP: 34/34 Min Damage: 5
Ice Atronach: (Level 2) HP: 32/32 Min Damage: 4
Billy The Pig: (Level 2) HP: 42/42 Min Damage: 6
Zombie: HP: 17/17
Demoman: HP: 17/17
Amateur Knight: HP: 17/17
Amateur Knight: HP: 17/17
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED