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naiveness bypasses crushing existential crises.
Sudden tragedy ends naivete.
I just got my first dragon! I decided to name him Rick. Please click him so he can grow to be huge
A million dollars counteracts sudden tragedy.
Why does everyone think I don't have an avatar? Is there anyone who can see the one black pixel.
Please click the dragons, they need to grow. Also, my fully grown dragons can be found in my bio.
Inflation makes the million dollars worthless.
A new currency defeats inflation.
Inflation is countered by rapidly growing deflation caused by a stock market crash.
Oh no
The collapse of civilization stops deflation (and anything pertaining to currency, really).
Collapse of civilization is countered by a relativistic baseball annihilating the people collapsing it, causing a national tragedy that bands people together with nationalism.
Relativistic baseball is vaporized by covering the earth in 500-terawatt N.I.F. lasers and then firing them at the baseball.
A One Second Day destroys the Earth and its lasers.
Also, thanks a lot. Now I'm getting distracted by all the What If? articles on that site.
Randall Munroe shuts down the What If archives, completely negating everything that happened after joshosh34 played relativistic baseball.
Pac man eats earth, solving it's problems.
Current Avatar: Death.
Video game glitch breaks PAC-MAN
Please click on my Dragon Cave eggs!
Pac man becomes real, escaping the glitch.
(Pixels ftw)
Ghosts become real, killing pacman.
The ghosts hunters kill the ghosts wich are already dead but anyway tge somehiw get killed.
My Signature
A strangely shaped pale white semi-humanoid creature in a blue shirt and yellow bowler hat runs over the ghost hunters while riding in a boat.
A strangely shaped pale blue semi-sharklike creature eats the humanoid creature and the boat.
SURPRISE!!!!
Oh great, now I have to get a new computer.
Black hole.
You dead.
Change of Scope reveals that the black hole is the cause of a leak in my tub, so I hire a plumber to fix it.
naiveness bypasses crushing existential crises.
Sudden tragedy ends naivete.
I just got my first dragon! I decided to name him Rick. Please click him so he can grow to be huge
A million dollars counteracts sudden tragedy.
Why does everyone think I don't have an avatar? Is there anyone who can see the one black pixel.
Please click the dragons, they need to grow. Also, my fully grown dragons can be found in my bio.
Inflation makes the million dollars worthless.
I just got my first dragon! I decided to name him Rick. Please click him so he can grow to be huge
A new currency defeats inflation.
Why does everyone think I don't have an avatar? Is there anyone who can see the one black pixel.
Please click the dragons, they need to grow. Also, my fully grown dragons can be found in my bio.
Inflation is countered by rapidly growing deflation caused by a stock market crash.
Oh no
The collapse of civilization stops deflation (and anything pertaining to currency, really).
Why does everyone think I don't have an avatar? Is there anyone who can see the one black pixel.
Please click the dragons, they need to grow. Also, my fully grown dragons can be found in my bio.
Collapse of civilization is countered by a relativistic baseball annihilating the people collapsing it, causing a national tragedy that bands people together with nationalism.
Relativistic baseball is vaporized by covering the earth in 500-terawatt N.I.F. lasers and then firing them at the baseball.
I just got my first dragon! I decided to name him Rick. Please click him so he can grow to be huge
A One Second Day destroys the Earth and its lasers.
Also, thanks a lot. Now I'm getting distracted by all the What If? articles on that site.
Randall Munroe shuts down the What If archives, completely negating everything that happened after joshosh34 played relativistic baseball.
I just got my first dragon! I decided to name him Rick. Please click him so he can grow to be huge
Pac man eats earth, solving it's problems.
Current Avatar: Death.
Video game glitch breaks PAC-MAN
Pac man becomes real, escaping the glitch.
(Pixels ftw)
Current Avatar: Death.
Ghosts become real, killing pacman.
Why does everyone think I don't have an avatar? Is there anyone who can see the one black pixel.
Please click the dragons, they need to grow. Also, my fully grown dragons can be found in my bio.
The ghosts hunters kill the ghosts wich are already dead but anyway tge somehiw get killed.
My Signature
A strangely shaped pale white semi-humanoid creature in a blue shirt and yellow bowler hat runs over the ghost hunters while riding in a boat.
I just got my first dragon! I decided to name him Rick. Please click him so he can grow to be huge
A strangely shaped pale blue semi-sharklike creature eats the humanoid creature and the boat.
SURPRISE!!!!
Oh great, now I have to get a new computer.
Black hole.
You dead.
I just got my first dragon! I decided to name him Rick. Please click him so he can grow to be huge
Change of Scope reveals that the black hole is the cause of a leak in my tub, so I hire a plumber to fix it.