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But then the tomatoes turn to donuts

Everything reverts back to normal

Except an entire city is empty now.

But then everything on the town magically turns to lava

However, the steel is not high quality and snaps in half the next day.

(What year is it in the story? I mean, jeez)

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Then, some thousand years later at 1337420, surviving illuminati factions fight on earth for the recipe of the ancient doritos that their grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandleader used to mind control the people.

(I see what you did there. LeetAnswer0 Illuminati Doritos. You forgot swag.)

When I say faked, I mean everyone else thought He was dead; Gaben moved so smoothly through the atmosphere that nobody could see Him unless He was standing completely still.

((Could I add a main villain to this? Otherwise I doubt this would even count as a story, which would probably put us out of being able to get the record, which, by the way, when we're done you're ALL going to be put on the certificate. 'll let you guys finish doing whatever before the villain is added.))

((One other optional thing. If I did add this villain, I may be the only one to write him/her/it and I would probably write about them in things larger than one sentence. But, as said, this pat is optional and would be entirely up to you, I was just thinking that it would make this seem like an actual story.))

The alien didn't like the Look of Gaben so he pulled out his laser RCW, attempting to shoot him.

ThE

So the alien was please and began spreading the KFC love across the universe

But Gaben was still in the UFO with the alien and got jealous of all the money the alien was making, so he created a coupon company called Steam.

While others played Train Simulator 1337421, the most evil being in all of existence, Gregory, played Goat Simulator 1337421.

He finally realized that goat simulator wasn't evil enough so he got off, built a UFO and started abducting the world