Hello! The general thought of this forum game:
I post a topic, you have to make a joke about it, or sing a song with a punchline at the end about that topic. Whoever has the best joke/song gets a rep point from me/whoever makes the topic and gets to post the next topic, so on and so forth.
Rules:
1. It must follow the MCF rules
2. When posting, quote that topic so we know that you are talking about that topic.
3. Not a rule, more like a suggestion, make your joke make sense!
4. Seriousness is not appreciated.
5. 4 people must post before a winner is chosen.
6. If chooser does not respond in 2 days when 4 jokes have been told, then jokers will upvote the one they think is the funniest. Date of the last joke will be used.
Starting topic:
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say.
Starting topic:
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say.
Wait.... Am I supposed to sterilize my hands first?
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Topic:
Weird things to find in your mailbox. (you can post pics)
*Letter*
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
(I just had to do it.)
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
*Letter*
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
(I just had to do it.)
Yes! This guy wins. Nothing can beat Taken quotes.
even though i was supposed to wait until 4 posts. But no-one seems to be interested.
So, STEMM_monster, you get to choose the next topic.
Topic:
Weird things to find in the trunk of your car.
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Topic:
Weird things to find in the trunk of your car.
(Driving to work)
Ahh... the morning rush hour. Must be getting close. I see the old apartments up ahead.
(A voice comes from behind, most likely from the trunk)
Hey man, could you, like, drop me off here? I only got on because I wanted to rob 7-11. Well, that was miles ago. Now take me to the nearest convenience store please?
Ahh... the morning rush hour. Must be getting close. I see the old apartments up ahead.
(A voice comes from behind, most likely from the trunk)
Hey man, could you, like, drop me off here? I only got on because I wanted to rob 7-11. Well, that was miles ago. Now take me to the nearest convenience store please?
(I go to the trunk)
Out. OUT!
This was a tough one, but I have to hand it to MrNonExistent. Alright MrNonExistent, now it's your turn.
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
I post a topic, you have to make a joke about it, or sing a song with a punchline at the end about that topic. Whoever has the best joke/song gets a rep point from me/whoever makes the topic and gets to post the next topic, so on and so forth.
Rules:
1. It must follow the MCF rules
2. When posting, quote that topic so we know that you are talking about that topic.
3. Not a rule, more like a suggestion, make your joke make sense!
4. Seriousness is not appreciated.
5. 4 people must post before a winner is chosen.
6. If chooser does not respond in 2 days when 4 jokes have been told, then jokers will upvote the one they think is the funniest. Date of the last joke will be used.
Starting topic:
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say.
Airplane food
Animes I've Watched/am watching - Sword art online , Fairy Tale , FMA Brotherhood, InuYasha
I have not chosen you as the winner, and you have not quoted the topic.
Above post is to be ignored.
Topic is still things you wouldn't want your doctor to say.
So... do you know how to sew it back on?
Click one... You won't be disappointed
Wait.... Am I supposed to sterilize my hands first?
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
wins!
Superium, now you get to make a topic for the next posters to joke about.
Topic:
Weird things to find in your mailbox. (you can post pics)
Click one... You won't be disappointed
*pulls out a gun and a note attached to it*
"This is you from the future, shoot the mailman, shoot the mailman!"
I is a "Doge"
doge
Feeling generous? Well make sure to hit that little green button at the bottom left!
*opens mailbox*
Oh, hey. There's where my cat went.
[ignore this post]
*Letter*
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
(I just had to do it.)
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Yes! This guy wins. Nothing can beat Taken quotes.
even though i was supposed to wait until 4 posts. But no-one seems to be interested.
So, STEMM_monster, you get to choose the next topic.
Click one... You won't be disappointed
Topic:
Weird things to find in the trunk of your car.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
The clothes of the most recent murder victim of the previous owner.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Click one... You won't be disappointed
(Driving to work)
Ahh... the morning rush hour. Must be getting close. I see the old apartments up ahead.
(A voice comes from behind, most likely from the trunk)
Hey man, could you, like, drop me off here? I only got on because I wanted to rob 7-11. Well, that was miles ago. Now take me to the nearest convenience store please?
(I go to the trunk)
Out. OUT!
So that's where he left the strippers....
Stay fluffy~
This was a tough one, but I have to hand it to MrNonExistent. Alright MrNonExistent, now it's your turn.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".